An Absolutely Standard Shipfic

An Absolutely Standard Shipfic

Step Two: Posting the Stamp

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"No. Fucking. Way." Rainbow Dash groaned and shook her head. "I'm not taking the medicine."

"Rainbow! Behave!" Twilight gasped and blushed, throwing a glance at her cyan friend. "I'd rather you used the expression 'bucking' instead."

She's so... bold, she thought at the same time. So confident in herself... I wonder how bold she would be in bed... aaaand stopping right there, Twilight! You know better than to have sex before marriage! Or... well, whatever single-sex  relationships are called.

For your information, ladies and gentlecolts, single-sex marriage in Equestria had been legalised for several months, but Twilight, being a bookworm she was, wasn't concerned about this particular law. Not she was concerned about anything but her studies. Nor... All right, I see it is high time I stepped aside and let the narration take its course. I wonder why nopony likes narrators?

"I've never been good at censorship," Rainbow replied with a wink.

Dammit, she so damn cute when she blushes like that, the pegasus noted not without a hint of arousal. No, no, no, stupid thoughts! Not at a time like this...

A polite cough interrupted the two ponies. They turned their heads towards the brown unicorn in a white robe, who was standing next to the sofa Rainbow Dash was lying on.

"I don't want to interrut your conversation, but you will have to take the medicine, Missis Dash," he said, throwing the pegasus a disapproving glance.

Twilight's eyes widened, while Rainbow Dash flushed in embarrassment.

"No, doctor, it's not like this! We're...  friends," Twilight said, while Rainbow contemplated the pause between the last word not without admiration.

The stallion chuckled and shook his head.

"But of course you are! You are not the first couple to hide their feelings in public..." He rubbed his chin and, before either of the mares could protest, lifted the cup. "Still, the medicine is to be taken now."

With a frown, the cyan pegasus took down the medicine in one gulp. It tasted unusally... lavender, if such a word could describe taste. She licked her lips subconsciously, thinking about how real lavender would taste like...

"Delicious, huh? I enchated the medicine in such a way that it has the favourite taste of the patient," the doctor explained, while Rainbow Dash dug into the pillow to hide her blush. "And now, you need rest. I would advise you to go to sleep  right now."

The brown pony took his hat and headed for the door. Just as he took his leave, Twilight levitated a pillow and a blanket next to the sofa. Seeing her friend's curious look, she explained, "I'm sleeping on the floor tonight. You're not to be moved, and..." She sighed. "...Well, I don't have a bed any more."

"What do you mean, 'don't have a bed'?" Rainbow wondered curiously.

"Cutie Mark Crusaders Pyromaniacs," the unicorn replied solemnly. "Yay," she added with a soft chuckle.

"Oh, I see..." Rainbow Dash pondered for a moment. Was it safe to offer... Ah, screw it!

"Twilight, the sofa's big enough for two. You can sleep with me," she blurted out and quickly added, "Just sleep."

Twilight smiled and levitated her blanket on the sofa.

"Sure, why not? It will be like a sleepover, right?"

Right, apart from the fact I want to pounce you right now... and not in angry way, Rainbow Dash added mentally.

"Great!" Twilight clapped her hooves and lay next to the pegasus, way too close to Rainbow Dash's liking... or, to be completely honest, close enough to Rainbow Dash's liking.

***

"Oh, come on, Vinyl! I never thought you'd be so resistant..." Octavia cooed as she snuggled close to the visibly embarrassed (and, well, invisibly aroused) unicorn mare. "Come on and fuck me."

Vinyl's eyes widened as she tried to dig into the corner of her bed, across which the grey cellist was gracefully crawling.

"Um, Tavi, I think you really had too much drinks and-"

She was immediately silenced by a rough, yet very passionate kiss upon her muzzle. She closed her eyes instinctively and drowned in the overwhelming sensation of the taste of the mare lying on top of her, her tongue virtuosicly waltzing with her own in her mouth, her nose gently pressing into her cheek, her hoof sliding down...

"Whoa filly!" Vinyl gasped, fighting her way out of the kiss in spite of herself. "Don't you think we're going too fast?"

Octavia grinned slyly and proceeded with her initial plan, her hoof massaging Vinyl's belly in smooth round movements, making the unicorn pant heavily.

"Oh, Vinyl, don't tell me you don't like mares," Octavia whispered into the DJ's ear, taking a little nibble on it.

I don't usually like mares; I like *you*, Vinyl wanted to say, but any trail of clear thought was ripped apart as the grey hoof slid inside her inner folds, continuing the previous manoeuvres with increased passion.

The white unicorn moaned in delight and jerked her head, closing her eyes. Octavia took it as a good sign and started placing small kissed on Vinyl's neck, lowering gradually, finally reaching there.

The unicorn let out a loud wave of profanity, which, among other things, included a mentioning of the Princess of the Sun engaged in a intimate activity with Her royal sister, Princess of the Moon, and the aforementioned celesial bodies.

Rebelliously denying all laws of being drunk, such as hazed mind and lowered perception, the cellist easily found the clitoris and began sucking on it.

Being clopped and sucked on her sweet spot at the same time, Vinyl simply lost her mind, adding a few mentioning of the Princesses engaging in a three-way with the God of Chaos, Discord, to her already growing collection.

As Octavia bit on the clitoris, Vinyl's body began shaking in short spasms and she collapsed, her mind cleansed of thoughts due to the intense orgasm she had just experienced.

"Oh, I didn't know you were such a quick-timer, Vinyl~" Octavia mocked as she wiped her muzzle clean of Vinyl's juices. Using the unicorn's coat.

This turned the cellist on even more and the next few seconds of Vinyl coming round to her senses, were the longest seconds in her life.

"Just... wait... till you see..." Vinyl panted while she levitated a peculiar phallic-shaped device from under her bed. "My BASS DILDO!"

Octavia cast an unamused glance at the toy. "A... 'bass' dildo? What's the difference?" she wondered, expecting a very... detailed explanation.

The DJ smirked and brought the device closer to the cellist's muzzle. Not thinking much, Octavia took an experimental lick. It didn't taste differently from all the toys she'd tasted before. Unfortunately, toys were all she could use, given her state of being single. All she ever received were private "musical" sessions in her studio. And bedroom. And the bathroom. Sometimes in the kitchen... The library was a nice place as well...

...Don't ask me to continue that list, okay? I'm just a narrator, not a porn director.

So, Octavia wanted that fixed. Now. With this particular mare.

"So... what's the catch?" she asked, trying to sound as innocent as possible. Needless to say, she failed miserably at this task.

"Oh, you'll see..." Vinyl grinned and dove into another passionate kiss, massaging Octavia's shoulder with one hoof, while the other, the one with the 'bass dildo' in it, was rubbing the toy against the grey mare's legs, moving closer and closer to...

"Vinyl, wait a minute!" Octavia felt slightly embarrassed at what she had to confess. "You see... I'm a... virgin," she mumbled, her voice dropping to a whisper.

Fortunately, that didn't stop Vinyl. She leaned towards Octavia's ear and whispered, "Well, I know a way to fix it."

Feeling a lot more confident, Vinyl started to slide the toy into the grey mare ever so slowly, stopping every few seconds.

"J-just do it!" Octavia blurted out, not thinking clearly due to the combined effect of alcohol and excitement.

WIthout further hesitation, Vinyl showed the device into her with one stroke. Octavia yelped, first of unusual pain, replaced with an amaing sensation of being full.

"Feels good, huh? Just wait till I turn it," Vinyl said and pressed a button.

"Starting with the sub-bass..."

Octavia's mind reeled as low vibrations send her whole body to a whole new level of bliss.

The DJ pressed another button.

"Adding some wubs..."

The cellist felt her inner folds dance around in a very unladylike manner, outshining the previous pleasure with ease.

"Aaand dropping the bass."

Octavia yelled, almost jumping in bed, beating even Vinyl's colourful orgasm expressions.

She closed her eyes and tried to take a deep breath.

"Vinyl, I... You..."

And with that, she drifted into blissful sleep, the white unicorn lovingly playing with her long black mane.

***

The silence was grave and sinister. Both Lyra and Bon-Bon knew what exactly they had to talk about but had no idea how to start talking about it. Finally, the mint unicorn accidentally dropped a spoon, which served as a signal to both of them.

"I can't reach orgasm any more!" both of them shouted in unison and looked at each other in surprise the next second.

"Wait... You too? I thought last night..." Bon-Bon began, but Lyra cut her short, waving a hoof dismissingly.

"Faking. I've got the same problem, Bonnie..." she said solemnly, shaking her head.

Bon-Bon sighed.

"Well, I still love you dearly, and I'll never leave you," the cream-coloured earth pony stated firmly.

"Neither will I, Bonnie," Lyra replied. "We're almost a family now..." she stopped, knowing she was stepping on a very dangerous ground: official relationships. Marriage.

Fortunately, Bon-Bon either didn't notice the last remark or pretended not to have noticed it.

"Even if we don't have sex, that's all right," she tried to assure her marefriend, as well as herself. "I still bear with you, after all." She chuckled. "Bear with your crazy ideas like humans, walking on two legs, dreaming of fingers..."

Lyra's eyes widened in sudden realization.

"Bon-Bon..." she said slowly. "You're a genius! I know exactly what we need!" she yelled victoriously and ran off.

The cream mare blinked a few times and sighed. Of all the mares in Equestria, she fell for this one...