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An Absolutely Standard Shipfic

by psp7master
What the title said. A standard shipfic, following all the rules of shipping.

Ah… Shipping. It's always oh so exciting! Conquering the waves of the ocean, fighting the storms and hurricanes, risking your life to deliver the package…

Oh, wait a minute. This is a different kind of shipping. That one kind where colourful pastel ponies are made to fall in love with each other, denying all laws of logic. Well… This is exactly that kind of story. Enjoy, I guess.

/A very strange and random thing written to overcome my writer's block. Featuring RainbowSparkle, OctaScratch and LyraBon with a few touches of clop. (Touches, you get it?! Get it?!) The image that is used is the Royal Mail logo. The fic is not affiliated with the Royal Mail and isn't meant to cast a shadow upon that wonderful company.

I'm expecting hatemail and thumbs down with glee!

Complete
Slice of Life
Romance
Random
 

11697 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read

10 Chapters:

  1. Step one: Wrapping the Package 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1549
  2. Step Two: Posting the Stamp 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1721
  3. Step Three: Finding the Post Office 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1566
  4. Step Four: Handing in the Package 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1511
  5. Step Five: Filling in the Papers 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1264
  6. Step Six: Paying for the Delivery 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1399
  7. Step Seven: Leaving the Post Office 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1144
  8. Epilogue 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    974
  9. Author's notes 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    273
  10. P.S. Realise the Package Was the Wrong One 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    296