An Absolutely Standard Shipfic

An Absolutely Standard Shipfic

Step Five: Filling in the Papers

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"So... How do we do it again?"

Rainbow's mouth fell agape. She blinked a few times and looked at the lavender unicorn, who was lying next to her in bed, in disbelief.

"You don't mean this is your first time... do  you?" she asked, shocked and somewhat frightened. It was one thing to sleep with an experienced mare, and another thing to sleep with a virgin.

"Yes..." Twilight admitted, embarrassed. "Isn't it your first time too, though?" she added hopefully.

The cyan pegasus smirked, her boasting personality returning to her, outshining instable fear.

"Well, duh! Cherilee was my first teacher, pardon my pun," she began, "then came Roseluck, and Nurse Redheart - though, I'd call her Nurse Hotass - and Spitfire - well, I had to enrol in the Wonderbolts somehow  - and Lyra and Bon-Bon - at the same time - and DJ PON-3, and Pinkie-"

"Pinkie?!" Twilight yelled in disbelief, already amazed by the vast list of her friend's partners. "As in, Pinkie Pie?"

Rainbow Dash nodded, and Twilight sighed, shaking her head.

"I... I think I'm no good for you then..." the lavender unicorn said solemnly.

The bitterness in her voice made Rainbow's heart ache, and, without much contemplation, the cyan pegasus leaned in and kissed the unicorn, who retuned the kiss clumsily, her tongue not knowing what to do. Rainbow's tongue took the lead and began exploring the unicorn's mouth. Strangely enough, the unicorn didn't taste lavender, but, damn it, she was delicious!

Finally, Twilight realised what they were doing and guided her tongue to wrestle with Rainbow's. Sure, she was no expert, but judging from how the pegasus' wings jerked up, she was doing well.

Rainbow Dash broke the kiss and began planting gentle kisses upon Twilight's body, from the neck to the legs, still avoiding her sweet spot, though. She leaned in and whispered in Twilight's ear, "Tell me if something feels bad..." She paused and nibbled on the ear slightly, making the lavender mare pant. "...or if something feels good."

With that, her hood slid down, massaging the insides of Twilight's legs. The unicorn released a breath she didn't realise she'd been holding and let the tension slip away, surrendering to the skilled pegasus' hoof, which was rubbing her and- oh!

"Eep!" Twilight squeaked as the cyan hoof entered the opening. Rainbow immediately withdrew, looking at her friend  with concern.

"Anything wrong, Twi?" she asked with such care in her voice that it made the unicorn melt.

"Please... more..." Twilight managed to let out between pants and gasps for air.

The pegasus smirked and lowered her head, so that her face was facing Twilight's inner folds. She could see Twilight. She could smell Twilight. Now it was time to taste Twilight.

Lavender.

The only word that jumped in Rainbow's head as she began licking was lavender. It was as if the scent and the taste of that one medicine were multiplied; she was  getting so high on Twilight that it frightened her. However, the feeling of fear left her the instant the unicorn's body began shaking. Rainbow immediately shoved her hoof into Twilight, knowing very well that the mare wouldn't feel pain from her defloration due to the coming orgasm.

Speaking of orgasms... Twilight lay on the bed, spent and exhausted, her head completely empty, her mind blank. All she could feel before falling asleep was the kiss on her cheek, performed by the most wonder pegasus in the world.

***

The two ponies stood in silence in the doorway, feeling awkward and uneasy. Both knew the moment had to come, but neither wanted it. Both wanted to prolong the moment.

"So... Until tomorrow then?" Octavia suggested, shifting from hoof to hoof. Come on, just stay with her! she scolded herself.

"Yeah..." Vinyl scratched the back of her head. Come on, just tell her to stay! she yelled at herself mentally. "You got my phone number, right?"

Octavia nodded, inspecting her hoof. A few moments of awkward silence followed.

"Vinyl, maybe you can come with me to my place?" she blurted out, blushing. Stupid! Stupid, Octavia! She surely has some other stuff to do than you! she thought, blushing again even deeper at her inner phrasing.

Vinyl sighed and smiled in relief.

"Of couse, Tavi!" she yelped enthusiastically and hugged the grey mare.

"Vinyl..." Octavia hissed, tapping her unicorn's shoulder. "Can't... Breathe..."

"Oh, sorry!" Vinyl blushed and let go of her marefriend.

"So...  off we go?" Octavia suggested, her spirits raised.

Vinyl smiled and followed her cellist outside, listening to her chatter.

"-And I have a studio - oh, a very exquisite studio - and a wonderful, cosy living room, and a large, spacious bedroom with a king-sized bed and-"

The DJ smiled again in content. As they walked through the chilly streets of Manehattan, she felt warm and happy, walking side by side with the most wonderful unicorn in the world.

***

Bon-Bon sat in the living room, waiting for her marefriend to arrive. Lyra was certainly planning something, and the earth pony was extremely curious as to what exactly. Sure, Lyra's obsession with humans used to drive her Bon-Bon in the past but now she found it easy to bear with, especially with those... magical fingers of hers.

Finally, the mint unicorn entered the room.Bon-Bon glanced at her and immediately her jaw hit the floor. Lyra was standing on her hind legs, balancing against the door. She was wearing a brown deperado hat, leather boots, and had a colt strapped to her flank. Her sexy, curvy flank...

"Hey there, babe," Lyra said imposingly, trying not to drop the cigarette that was hanging in her mouth. Not being a smoker, it's needless to say that she failed and the paper cylinder fell to the floor, hopefully not lit, so it didn't burn the floor.

"Looking for some sexy time?" Lyra winked with a sly grin. "I'm done with shooting all the bad guys for today, so Old Clint is here to send you straight to heaven!"

Bon-Bon's reaction was certainly not what Lyra had expected. The cream-coloured mare erupted in laughter, falling to the floor, tears streaming from her eyes. Lyra tried to reach her marefriend, offended, but lost balance with the next step, falling on the floor. This made Bon-Bon laugh even harder, and soon  Lyra joined in, realising how funny the whole situation was.

As their laughter receded, Lyra said, trying to sound offended, "I thought you said you liked Clint Eastwood!"

Bon-Bon giggled and pecked her marefriend on the cheek, shaking her head indulgently.

"Lyra, honey, I didn't mean it in that way," she said gently but, upon seeing the mint unicorn's disappointed face, quickly added, "Besides, you are far more sexy than any human..." She licked Lyra's ear and whispered, "...or pony."

Lyra smirked confidently. "Oh, I'll show you who is best human..."

Bon-Bon smiled and lay on her back, not getting from the floor. The Sun was setting, and its sleepy rays were peeking into the room through the window.

"Not now, honey," she said, and explained, "Not until you get off these boots of yours."

"Well, if it comes down only to this..." Lyra grinned and took off her boots telekinetically, reaching for the hat with her hoof.

"No, honey." Bon-Bon stopped the mare from tossing the desperado aside. "You can leave your hat on."

Lyra's eyes widened and Bon-Bon smiled, getting on top of the unicorn, happy to be with the most wonderful mare in the world.