Anon opened the door of his house. "Honey, I'm home," he called out. He didn't have to go far. Chrysalis was waiting at the kitchen table.

"Anon!" she greeted. "You're home late. Is everything alright?"

"I'm fine, but what's all this?" he asked, motioning to the table. The table was covered with grid paper, loose notes, and books.

"It's Ogres & Oubliettes©, we started without you."

"We?"

The door opened behind Anon. "Hey, I'm back with- oh there you are!" Shining Armor greeted. "We were waiting for you. I thought you got off work at sunset."

"Yeah, usually," Anon said. "But why are you-"

"Hard day calls for a hard night, am I right?" Shining said, presenting the case of cider. He pulled a bottle out and gave it to Anon. "Don't worry. This isn't the kind that'll put you in a coma." Anon gave him a look. "Yeah I heard about that." Anon took the bottle from him. "Cheers!"

"Thanks... Cheers," Anon sat down at the table while Shining put the rest in the fridge.

Shining took a sip and sat down. "So I was today-years-old when I found out that the Ponyville liquor store has a royalty discount! I can't believe Twilie never told me about that! Hey, you're a Queen! Maybe you can get a discount too!" Chrysalis pursed her lips. "I mean, you know, if they ever let you out of here," he motioned to the house. He looked over at Anon. "So did you start on your character sheet?"

"He got here just before you did," Chrysalis said.

"Okay, here," Shining grabbed a character sheet and put it in front of Anon. "First pick your class, and race, and then you roll for stats-"

"So it's like Dungeons & Dragons," Anon said.

"Never heard of it."

"Dudes on a map, you fight dudes, roll dice to hit and deal damage, yadda yadda."

"Yeah, it's Ogres & Oubliettes©," Shining said.

"Lame."

"It's not lame. It's fun!"

"It's a game for nerds."

"It's a game for anypony," Shining insisted. "Look, I used to be the Captain of the Royal Guard, I'm married to the hottest princess in Equestria, and I have a daughter. So I think I'm doing pretty well for myself. But I can also play this and I'm not ashamed of enjoying it because I'm a well-rounded pony."

"And a nerd."

"Come on, Anon, just try it," Chrysalis said, batting her eyelashes at him. "For me?"

"That's fucking blackmail..." Anon snatched the blank character sheet. "Fine."

"Okay, so first pick your class," Shining said, opening the book to the character creation section. "You can pick from-"

"Yeah, I can read," Anon said, glossing over the class summaries. "Let me guess, you play as a knight?"

"Bard, actually," Shining said. Anon raised an eyebrow. "What? It gives a buff to charisma modifiers and I think they can be viable-"

"Yeah, yeah, whatever," Anon said. "I'll roll with a sorcerer I guess. Magic seems like kind of a big deal around here." He flipped to the races section.

"Okay, so you'll have to play as a unicorn, unless you want to focus on alchemy then you could do zeb-"

"What about an alicorn?" Anon asked.

Shining scoffed. "Alicorn OCs are cringe."

"Yeah, Anon, even I know that," Chrysalis added.

"Fine. Whatever. Unicorn then."

"Okay, so roll for your stats next..."

"... as you cross the rope bridge the sky-blue dragon spits a fireball at you," Shining narrated.

"I get a dexterity save to dodge, right?" Anon asked

"Yes," Shining answered.

Anon rolled a nineteen. "Fuck yeah!"

"Okay, you make your save, so you make it across the rope bridge, but the bridge is destroyed and you take half damage."

"What? Why!? I dodged it!"

"The area of effect from the splash damage," Chrysalis said.

"So you take..." Shining rolled the dice.

"Oof," Chrysalis said. "Should have put more points into constitution."

"Or picked a defensive ward spell," Shining added.

"Or bought a better armor set at that village shop."

"Or not rushed ahead again."

"Well, I'm dead," Anon grumbled.

"Not yet. You need to make a death save. But don't worry, I can save you with my Heal Other spell," Shining said.

"You have to make physical contact though," Chrysalis said.

"I'll just have my bard fly across-"

"Wait, I thought you said alicorn OCs were cringe!" Anon said.

"They are cringe. I have a unicorn," Shining said.

"A unicorn that can fly?" Chrysalis asked. "Since when?"

"They updated the erata while you were... away," Shining said. "Starlight Glimmer wrote a strongly-worded letter to the publishers, so now unicorns can cast Levitate in fifth edition.

"That bitch ruins everything!" Chrysalis grumbled.

Shining ignored her, "Anyway after I heal you I can seduce the dragon and-"

"You can't seduce the dragon!" Chrysalis yelled.

"I have an eighteen charisma and I still have my +1d6 Inspiration. All I need to do is roll better than a four to seduce her!"

"Did you just assume the dragon's gender?" Chrysalis snapped.

"Oh, here we go..." Anon grumbled as he sipped his drink.

Shining tapped his sheet, "I rolled perception when we first got here and my character didn't see a dick so-"

"Dragons have a cloaca! Do you want me to show you?"

"Chrys-"

"The only way your character is going to know what the dragon has up there is if you see something stick out, or if you stick something in there to check."

"Or it's in her voice."

"All the dragon did was roar at you!"

"... but in like, a feminine way?" Shining said. Chrysalis huffed. "Look, I wrote the campaign, so I know for a fact that the dragon is female."

"But my point is that your character doesn't know that!"

"Then he's taking a chance!" Shining said. "Look, there's a fifty fifty shot the dragon is female, and even if the dragon was male, there's a like fifty percent chance the dragon is gay."

"That percentage seems high," Anon said.

"Trust me, I've met enough," Shining muttered.

Chrysalis grinned. "This is about Dragon Lord Ember, isn't it? You still want to fuck her."

"What? N-no!"

"Fine, but you gotta flip a coin to determine the dragon's gender and sexuality!"

"Fine."

"You really want to risk it?" Anon said, holding up the plastic figurine that was a good deal larger than their characters. "I mean if this is to scale "he" would split you in half like a piece of timber."

Shining grabbed his bits pouch to fish out a coin. "If it's a gay male dragon, I'll flip a coin to see if he's a strict top."

"Well this quest got weird in a hurry," Anon said.

"Actually this is pretty typical from what I remember," Chrysalis said.

Before Shining could start flipping coins, there was a knock at the door. "Oh, that must be the food I ordered."

Anon got up from his seat and opened the door. The delivery pony had a large, flat box labeled- "Peetzer? The fuck?"

The delivery pony looked up at him from under the brim of her uniform cap. "Did somepony order an extra large sausage?"

Shining looked around Anon. "Cadie!? What are you doing here? Where's Flurry?"

"I assume Flurry is in her palace room, wearing too muck black eyeliner and listening to that atrocious noise she calls music," Cadance said.

"And why are you wearing that delivery pony uniform?" he asked.

"Somepony told me you were doing roleplay night here," Princess Cadance said.

"Dammit Twilie..." Shining muttered. "Okay, for one, not that kind of roleplay! And secondly, even if we were doing that, I would be the one delivering the extra large sausage!"

Cadance giggled. "Oh! I get it now. That makes way more sense!"

"There better be a pizza in there," Anon grumbled.

Cadance opened the box. "It's pineapple pizza."

"I have an opinion about this..."

"It was this or banana pizza."

"And that opinion is... I love pineapple pizza!"

Cadance looked at him. "You must be Anon. I've heard a lot about you."

"Let me guess, my appearance is exactly the way you imagined?"

"Not at all," Cadance said, eyeing him up. "I was expecting somepony less... bipedal. The stories about you have reached all the way to the Crystal Empire! But the details didn't focus on the length of your... legs."

"Hmf, I bet." Anon took the pizza and walked back into the kitchen. Cadance followed him inside and met eyes with Chrysalis, who was trying to make herself as small as possible.

"Chrysalis."

"Cadenza."

"You remember what I told you would happen if I ever saw you again?"

Chrysalis nodded. Cadance brought her hoof back and punched the former queen square in the mouth, knocking her out of her seat.

"Hey!" Anon tried to intervene.

Chrysalis waved him away. "No... I deserved that." She rubbed her jaw with her hoof.

"I brought a pizza," Cadance said. "It was the least you could have done while I was trapped in that cave! All I ever got to eat was eggs!"

"What's wrong with eggs?" Anon and Shining asked in stereo.

"Stay out of this!"

"Hey now," Anon put himself between them. "Look, I know Chryssi did some shitty things and she probably had that coming to her. But right now she's a prisoner in here and she can't leave. She can't even fight back." He helped Chrysalis up. "Show her." Chrysalis tried to punch Anon and her hoof ricocheted off him in a shower of arcane sparks. "If you ladies really need to settle things, I'll see about her getting probation for an afternoon so the two of you can duke it out."

"Maybe in a mud pit," Shining said with a smirk, "With lots of tail-pulling and manes whipping around!"

"You shut up!" Cadance snapped.

Anon interjected, "Princess, listen, in all seriousness, there hasn't been any funny business here. We've just been playing a tabletop game."

"For nerds," Cadance quipped.

"Hey, O&O is for everybody," Anon said.

Cadance looked at Shining. "You know what? I'm gonna fuck Anon."

"Cadie..." Shining whined.

Anon put his hands up. "Hold up! I'm not about to fuck somebody's wife... I mean, at least not knowingly... I mean, at least not of somebody that I know. That wouldn't be fair."

"Oh, I think it is fair," Cadance said. "Shining got to fuck somepony else. So now I get to."

"Cadie, all that stuff with Chryssi was before we even got married, and I didn't even know it was happening!"

Cadance leveled her gaze at him. "I'm not talking about Chrysalis."

"What's... going on?" Anon asked.

"My husband and I have a semi-open relationship," she said.

"Semi-open?"

"Yes, Anon. My husband and I have an arrangement, where he pretends to go to Canterlot on 'royal business', but it's really for a long weekend to fuck another mare. And I pretend to not notice when he comes home smelling like her. But I don't say anything because the rest of the time he's a good stallion. Because we have a family. And because we're public figures leading an empire. And because she's my friend."

"That's a weird arrangement," Anon said, scratching his head. "Actually, I'm pretty sure that's just cheating."

"Yes, Anon," Cadance said. "I'm glad you're paying attention."

"I actually do royal business when I go to Canterlot," Shining said.

Cadance glared at him. "Is that really the battle you want to pick right now?"

"No... Wait, what do you mean you could smell her on me!?" he asked. "I always took a shower! I'm not that stupid."

"No, but neither am I," Cadance said. "I am the Princess of Love! Do you think that I couldn't tell when yours was going somewhere else? Do you think I couldn't sense hers all over you when you got home!? Or the energy between you whenever you were together?"

Shining just looked down at his hooves. "...No."

Cadance took a deep breath and composed herself. "I love you, and I know you love me and Flurry just as much. So this doesn't need to leave this room."

Anon raised an eyebrow, "Wait, if you've known about this all this time, why are you only just bringing it up now? Here? In my kitchen?"

"Because as a princess, I understand the value of leverage. I've been holding all the cards and there was no need to show my hoof until the perfect time. And then along comes word reaching my ear of an S-Class stud operating in Ponyville."

Shining barely looked up from his hooves. "What about... you know... her?"

"I'm not unreasonable," Cadance said, looking at Shining. "I know you're not the one that started it, and I know the love the two of you have is real. As the Princess of Love, I can't, in good conscience, stop it, so I will allow it to continue." Shining's eyes lit up. "However! For lying to me, you have to earn it back my trust. Because without trust..."

"you don't have a relationship," Shining answered.

"Therefore, I will allow things to continue, IF... you can convince Anon to fuck me," she said.

Shining winced.

"Hey man, you don't have to do that," Anon said.

"No, she's right," Shining said. "I- I deserve this. I need to make this right."

Anon put his hand on his shoulder. "You can make it right by going back to being a committed husband, and breaking things off with-"

"NO!" Shining said sharply, "I can't do that. I'm sorry, Cadie. She means too much to me."

"I know," Cadance said, gently putting her hoof to his cheek. "But now you need to know what it's like to knowingly let your spouse fuck somepony else."

Shining closed his eyes. "Anon, please fuck my wife."

"Hey, listen, I'm sure there's some other-"

Shining grabbed Anon's shirt collar with his hooves. "Anon, please! I don't expect you to understand how important this is to me!" His eyes started to water. "Please! Please fuck my wife!"

Anon pulled his hooves off him and eased him away. "Okay, okay! But I'm doing this for you, not her."

Cadance hugged her husband. "Shhh, it's okay. I still love you. After all this is over, everything will be fine. It'll be just like it was before. Okay?" He nodded. She glanced past Anon to look into his bedroom. "You can come watch, if you want."

"No thank you."

"Alright. You stay right here then." Cadance bound his hooves to his chair with her magic and and put her hoof into Anon's hand. "Lead the way."

"Can you at least soundproof the room?" Shining asked. Cadance just looked at him with sympathetic eyes, and shook her head before closing the door behind her.

After a minute of uncomfortable silence, Chrysalis picked up the dice for Shining. "So your Bard was going to cast Levitate to get across the dragon's chasm..?"

"You have a cloud bed?" Cadance asked, inspecting his bedroom. "Nice. We have a similar one at the palace."

"Yeah... Princess Twilight got it for me as part of her payment for... well..."

"Yes. I heard," Cadance said as she pressed her hooves into Anon's bed.

"Oh?"

"I made a little stop on my way here. She, uh, mentioned you."

"What do you mean?"

"I mean you were all she could talk about. It seems you left quite an impression."

"Yeah, I've been getting that a lot," Anon said, sitting next to her on the bed. "Look, I got into this gig to help out mares in estrus get relief. And that usually excludes mares married to stallions, since they have that relief at their disposal. So, we don't actually have to do this. We can just not, and say we did. We can make a bunch of noise too to make it sound like you're getting revenge."

"No, we absolutely do need to do this," Cadance said. "And it has nothing to do with revenge." Anon raised his eyebrow. "I mean it. I've allowed things to carry on explicitly because I understand my husband better than you or even he does. And it's the same reason why I've elected to partake in your services now."

"And that is?"

"There's certain things I can do with you that I can't do with my spouse."

Anon held up his hands. "Ah, right. Because I have fingers."

"No, no. It's not that." Cadance smirked. "Well, it's not just that."

"Well then what is it?" he asked.

"My husband hasn't gone down on me in years."

"But you still give him blowjobs?" he asked. Cadance shook her head. "You guys don't do oral sex at all?"

"It's not that we don't want to. We love it!" she said. "We used to do it all the time before Flurry was born."

"Why did you stop?"

Her expression turned serious. "Are you kidding me? That's the mouth that kisses my daughter to sleep. What if my husband blows a fat load of that delicious, creamy goodness in my mouth, and then she gets a taste of it? And then she decides to get it from the source! And then one day I come home to her with his dick down her throat! And what if she's better at it than me!?"

"What a colorful imagination," Anon grumbled. "That's an oddly specific worry. You do realize that your face, and your mouth are things that you can clean, right? I know you have toothbrushes here."

Cadance raised an eyebrow, "You've clearly never gotten blasted with a mouthful of stallion baby batter. That's a flavor that lingers."

"I'll just take your word for it... So, what? It's oral sex you want?"

"That's one way of putting it," Cadance said. "Another, more accurate way of putting it is that I want to sit on your face until you have to evolve gills."

"Lovely. Well why don't you go ahead and-" Cadance was already ahead of him, rolling onto her back. "Whoa."

Cadance looked hurt. "What? Am I not attractive to you?"

"No, you are definitely a MILF, it's just..." He pointed at her swollen teats.

Cadance looked at him funny. "What? Have you never had a mare that was nursing..? No, I suppose you wouldn't have if they were in estrus."

"I thought you just had the one daughter, and that she wasn't a little filly anymore," he said.

"Yes, but-" Candance glanced at the door and lowered her voice. "I'm going to tell you a little secret, and don't tell Shining that I told you..."

"Great, more secrets."

"Well, according to his mother, Shining took a very long time to be weaned. Like, to the point that he was still doing it alongside his sister after she was born. And she only just barely got him to stop shortly before he got his cutie mark. I didn't find out about all this until I became pregnant with Flurry and I discovered just how much he liked milk. He stopped while she was a foal, but just as soon as she was weaned, he was right back at them. And as long as he keeps doing it, they persist."

"It's that good huh?"

"Want to find out?" she offered, spreading her legs a little wider.

Anon took one of her teats in his hand, giving it a gentle squeeze. A droplet of milk appeared at the tip of her puffy nipple, which was usually little more than a nub in a mare's belly fur. He leaned over and gave it a curious lick. It was barely enough to register on his taste buds, but it wasn't bad. He closed his lips on her nipple and gave it a gentle suck and another squeeze with his hand. Her warm milk filled his mouth. It wasn't as watery as he was expecting from a horse. Perhaps it was the sweet, confectionary diet of ponies that made her milk so rich and creamy.

Anon squeezed and sucked until no more milk came and then he moved over to the other teat. Cadance moaned in the rewarding sensation specifically designed by nature to make nursing her young a pleasurable experience. She held his head against her teat with her hoof and watched him suckle. "I take it you're a fan now, too?"

"Mhmmf!" Anon nodded without stopping, intent on getting every last drop sucked out as he kneaded her teat. He went back and double checked the first one again, to make sure it was truly drained. "I can see why he likes it so much!"

Cadance praised him, "Mmm, thank you Anon. I feel much better now." Indeed the skin of her teats looked much less strained. "When I told you about how much the stories about you have spread, I wasn't giving you lip service. But that's exactly what I'd like to get now. So now that you've had your appetizer..." She lightly patted the top of his head with her hoof. "Why don't you move on down to the main course?"

Anon needed little other coaxing. He moved just a bit lower and parted her lips with his fingers, giving her a good first lick. He smacked his lips and took a moment to study her flavor.

"Is something wrong?" she asked.

"No, it's just..." He struggled to find the words to describe it. It wasn't the viscous, sweet syrup he was accustomed to from mare pussy. It was a bit more watery. Almost, diluted. "It's just... different."

"Different, bad?"

"No, no! Just... different," he said. "Maybe it's because you've had a foal? I don't think any of the mares that I've- uh, met, were mothers."

Cadance tapped her chin with her hoof. "Hmm. Maybe. Or it could be that I'm not actively in heat."

"No?"

"No. My husband saw to that already."

"Uhhh-" Anon stared at her pussy and felt his stomach rising.

"Oh, no, that was days ago!" Cadance assured him. "I wouldn't do that to you."

"Alright..." Anon went back to work, licking her pussy. He worked his way up and down, probing her entrance and then moving back up to flick her clit and give it little sucking kisses.

"Ah yes... that's nice," Cadance breathed, enjoying being serviced. Anon alternated between his tongue and his fingers, switching up between where each was working on her, keeping her a bit on edge and not able to exactly predict what he would do next. Cadance's leg trembled and she bit her lip to stifle a moan.

"Really?" he asked.

"Just a little one," she said. Her other leg wrapped around behind him and pushed him back into her with her heel. She rolled and bucked her hips in little motions against his to try to feel that sensation harder, but it only served to make her more frustrated. "Are you trying to tease me?"

"Not a lot," he said. Cadance huffed in frustration and sat up, moving Anon with her and rolling him over onto the bed, and climbing over him. "I take it you're accustomed to being on tommhf!"

Cadance cut him off as she sat on his face. "Yes. I am a princess after all." She made small rocking motions, rolling her hips against his face, brushing his nose against her clit in the way that she liked and giving him enough time to breath in between. "Maybe once the season is over, I can employ you to be my throne in the Crystal Palace."

"Hmhf mhmhf."

"No, you're right. That would raise a lot of awkward questions. Especially from Flurry." Cadance went back to focusing on her pleasure. But it started getting more to the point that she was merely using the contours of his face than the capacity of his tongue and lips to actively pleasure her. After a couple minutes she punched the mattress with her hoof in frustration. "Ugh! What am I missing! All the pieces are here!"

"Mmm mh hm mhm mf hmmh. Mhmm hn mff mfh fh hmf?" Anon said into her vagina. Cadance lifted her hips. "You sound stressed out. You need to relax. You're used to being in charge. But is that what you want?" he asked.

Cadance rolled over off of him and flopped onto the mattress. "I don't know."

Anon sat beside her and gently cupped her vulva, rubbing in slow circles with his fingers. "Well then what do you want?" he asked.

"Well I thought I wanted oral sex," she said.

"But not from me?"

"Don't get me wrong, you're good at it."

"Thank you."

"But yeah. The who is more important than the how. When I'm sitting on somepony's face, I want to look down and see his."

"Wow, that's... almost romantic." Anon worked his fingers into her pussy. "Have you told him that?"

"Yes. He knows," she said. Anon's thumb played with her clit a little before he turned his wrist a little to get it inside her pussy with the rest of his fingers, finding a good deal of resistance. "Everything alright back there?" she asked.

"Yeah, its fine. It's just that all my lube is at the spa and... For a mare that's had a foal, you're a lot tighter than I was expecting."

Cadance smiled. "I'll take that for the complement that it is. Kegels."

"What?"

"Kegels," she repeated. "Pelvic muscle exercises. Not only can it keep you snug after foal-bearing, but it can even give you a more powerful orgasm." A tendril of Cadance's magic touched Anon's butthole and his anus clenched. "Yeah, just like that. It works for males, too."

"Yeah, thanks for the tip," Anon said.

"Just the tip," Cadance quipped and wiggled her ass back against his hand, getting the rest of it inside her pussy. "Ah, there it is!" she panted. She grabbed his pillow and hugged it as he worked his arm deeper inside.

"Huh?" Anon said just before he got to his elbow.

"What?" Cadance asked. She felt a tickle deep inside her belly as his finger touched her cervix, running around the rim of her deepest barrier.

"It feels..." Anon tried to think of a word besides 'stretched' or 'loose'.

Cadance understood. "Yes, well there's some things that even Kegels can't fix after having a foal. And it's just as well that it's still a bit pliable because..." Cadance looked to the door and lowered her voice again. "The thickest stallion in Equestria might be up for debate... but Shining is definitely the longest."

"Ah." Anon backed out a little and curled his fingers into a fist, giving him the clearance to move freely in and out of her. "So how's this?"

"Mhmm!" Cadance nodded as she bit his pillow.

Anon adjusted his angle a little to focus on her g-spot. "Great. Try not to drool on that too much, okay?"

"Mhmm!"

It was a losing battle with how wet the rest of the bedding was getting. "So, faster? Or do you want me to-" he rotated his arm as he moved in and out of her. She didn't reply. "Cadance? Hey, where are you?"

"What does he see in her anyway?" Cadance asked.

"I'm up to my elbow inside you and you're still thinking about that?" Anon asked.

"You've been living with her for a while now. What's so great about her? What makes her better than me?"

"What, you mean Chryssi? I really don't think it has anything to do with her," Anon said. "Or you. I mean, not really. I really think that whatever sexual stuff happened between them is in the past, and they're just... friends now. Why? Do you not trust him?"

"I don't trust her," Cadance said.

"That's fair, I suppose. But really, I mean it. There hasn't been any funny business happening between them. Trust me, I have no reason to lie for him. And besides, you'd be able to tell, right? If he still had those kind of feelings for her?" For a long minute the only sounds were the lewd squelches coming from her pussy getting fist-fucked.

"Yeah, you're right," Cadance admitted.

"And you know, it wouldn't kill you to try to take an interest in his hobbies," he said. Cadance grumbled. "Listen, I was skeptical too, but I'm serious. Once we finish up in here, we'll go out there and get you set up with a character, and I'll bet you'll like it once you give it a try."

"Ugh, fine," she groaned.

Anon could feel his arm starting to get tired. It had already been a long day at the spa and this was taking even longer. "Are you sure it's fine? Because you don't seem to be enjoying this."

"I am! It's just- my head's not in the right place. I thought I would enjoy revenge sex but it's like you said. It's the who, not the what."

"Honestly, I think the best revenge is a life well-lived," Anon said. "Stop getting hung up on the things that make you upset. That's what gives them power over you. Let that stuff go and just be happy."

"Okay, yes, I will do that, but also..." Cadance moaned and gripped the bedding, gushing around Anon's arm, soaking him and the linen sheets. She panted and caught her breath between spasms. "I know what I want now!" she cried out as her pussy continued to grip his arm. She tried to roll over but they were both firmly locked.

"You want to maybe let go!?"

"I want to fuck my husband!"

"Okay-"

"I want him to get me good and pregnant. And then when I'm out to here-" She motioned with her hoof in front of her belly. "I'm gonna sit on her face and make her eat me out! And then she'll get to see what she'll never have!" Cadance cackled. "That's the revenge sex I want!"

"Yeah, sure, that's a healthy coping mechanism... and oddly specific." Anon groaned, forced to do yoga as Cadance rolled onto her side. "Seriously though, can you maybe relax just a little bit? I just un-dis-located my shoulder a few days ago, and I'm pretty sure Nurse Redheart is getting sick of seeing me."

Cadance took a deep breath and focused on her pelvic muscles. It was a familiar sensation to the mare that had foaled once before. With a coordinated squeeze, she pushed his arm out, followed by her trapped climax spraying him in the face. He sat on the edge of the bed and wiped it out of his eyes. "Thanks."

"Oh no, thank you," Cadance purred. She walked around to stand in front of him. "In fact, I think I know just the way to thank you..." She licked her lips and grabbed the hem of his shorts.

"Not to stop you or anything, but what about the whole 'mouth that kisses your foal goodnight' bit?"

Cadance shrugged. "It's not like we kiss her on the mouth." Cadance's eyes narrowed. "At least, he better not." She pulled down the elastic band of his shorts and his dick sprang free, flopping down across her snout. She ran her tongue up from his balls along his shaft to the tip and closed her mouth over it to start sucking.

Behind her, the door was kicked open and Shining Armor stormed in. Before Cadance could even get her mouth off Anon's dick, Shining was on her, mounting her at once. It only served to shove her forward, deeper onto Anon's dick. Anon's legs were pinned under Cadance's hooves, so he couldn't even slink away. And as much as Anon wanted to avoid it, Shining seemed intent to make eye contact with him the whole time.

If Cadance had any opinion on the situation, it was translated into muffled moans and choked gurgles. Anon doubted that she just forgot about the magic available to her. Anon wasn't generally a fan of 'rough' sex, but apparently his dick didn't get the memo. Her sputtered coughing had drool spilling out of her mouth and it was turning the prim and proper princess into a mascara-smeared whorse. Though she seemed adept at timing her breathing through her nose.

She sucked his dick like it was the only way to defuse a bomb with seconds left on the timer. Shining saw Anon's legs quiver and he pushed the back of her head with his hoof as Anon came, making his cum dribble out her nose.

No sooner had Anon finished then Shining wrapped his hooves around her to lift her up on her hind legs. With her mouth finally unobstructed, Cadance gasped for air. Anon backed away as Shining fucked up into her from behind, his length stopping just short of being able to hilt, each time making him more and more aggressive until her last barrier gave way and finally the last couple inches popped in.

Anon had never seen a stallion's orgasm before. Bulges moved up his shaft, one after another into the princess, bloating her belly until at last their legs both gave out and they fell forward onto Anon's bed, panting and wheezing.

Anon slid off his side of the bed and grabbed his shorts, grateful to find them mostly dry. He walked out into the kitchen to find Shining Armor still bound to the chair where Cadance had left him. After a green flash behind Anon, Chrysalis joined them in the kitchen.

"There," Chrysalis said, back to her changeling self, "Now she can stop being jealous of you fucking me." The binding's on Shining's hooves vanished as Cadance passed out. He ran into the bedroom to check on her, shaking her awake.

Cadance had a goofy grin plastered across her face. "Git Chryssi in here, I wanna sit onner face! I heard 'bout her long tongue."

Shining looked out into the kitchen. Chrysalis looked back at him with a smug grin. He waved for her to come back into the bedroom as Cadance sat up, looking quite gravid.

"You heard her," Shining said with some hesitation. "Lay down."

"As you wish, my Prince," Chrysalis complied.

"No-no. Nah like thah," Cadance slurred, sounding already half in the bag. "Change fer me first."

"Who would you like me to change into, Princess?"

"You know who! Change into his si-" Cadance glanced at the doorway and then at Shining. "His side-piece! Don't worry Shiny, you get to fuck her, too."

Shining walked over to the bedroom doorway and looked at Anon. "We're uh, we're gonna need a minute to uh... to resolve things." He said before he closed the door, obscuring the flash of green light.

"The fuck!?" Anon groused. "Did I just get kicked out of my own bedroom?"

He sat at the kitchen table, strongly suspecting it was going to be well more than a minute to resolve that hot mess. "At least I have pizza."

Even if it had gone cold.

After eating, Anon walked into the guest bedroom. Apparently, that was where they dumped his old, broken bed frame from the lawn, mattress included.

"Fuck it." He laid down on the bare mattress. He was too tired for it to matter. He could deal with the mess in the morning.

Author's Note

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