Anon had a normal life of being a massage therapist. And then one day he accidentally opened a portal to Equestria. As the only human in this new land, it would be a shame if his magic fingers went to waste.
So he decides to work as a deep-tissue masseur at the spa with Aloe and Lotus. Ponies from all over Equestria come to work out their problems, stress and kinks. Anon: part-time masseur, full-time therapist.
Now about that happy ending...

A comment-driven episodic story. Each chapter focuses on a different character. After each chapter, YOU, the readers, nominate and vote on who you want to visit Anon for a massage next! Simply comment which character you want to visit, and the comment with the most upvotes will be next! It can be any creature from MLP, even an OC! If your character doesn't get the most votes, don't despair! You can always nominate them again on the NEXT chapter.

"This has so much heart for something that, at the end of the day, is just a pornographic marathon. Really gives it a lot of staying power." - clerfamerg

"I read this from start to finish in one sitting. I couldn't put this read down. It was a slow-motion train wreck; One that you wanted look away from, but couldn't, because I needed know what happed next. The sheer amount of shenanigans, the comedy, and the blatant abuse of innuendos and puns. A must-read! If not for the clop; For the character-building, comedy, and of course, the shenanigans. - JazmineDawn

Audio Reading

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