Wish Gone Awry. Enter Equestria! Enter New Life!

After several pleasurable minutes of relaxing in Rarity's embrace, enjoying their afterglow, Julius finally gets up and leaves Carousel Boutique.

"Damn, I'm going to be late," Julius sighed as he forced his body to move. "Hopefully, she won't be too mad," Julius says aloud as he makes his way to Sweet Apple Acres. Walking towards the orchard, Julius hears the telltale sound of hooves hitting trees. "Well, some of the ponies are hard at work," Julius says as he rubs his chin. "Odd though, I thought Big Mac was busy today," Julius says to nobody as he enters the farm. Walking through the farm, following the sounds of bucking, Julius sees Applejack hard at work bucking some mature apple trees.

"Well, look who decided to finally show up," Applejack says with some irritation in her voice.

"I know, I know, I'm late, please forgive me," Julius nearly begs as he walks up to Applejack.

"What, no excuse?" Applejack asks, somewhat surprised.

"No, there is," Julius flat out tells Applejack, "but that's all it would be, an excuse," Julius tells Applejack as he walks up to her.

"Well, I can respect you straight up owning up to it," Applejack says as she eyes down Julius. "But don't let it happen again," she firmly tells him. "We're already short hoofed enough without Big Mac."

"Yeah, he's 'busy' today, isn't he," Julius chuckles as he remembers what Big Mac gets hired out for. Looking Applejack up and down, Julius lightly sighs. "I can tell you're getting a little tired and that you need a break," Julius says as he walks up to a leery-eyed Applejack.

"And just where exactly are you going with this?" Applejack accusingly asks as she stares down Julius.

"Look, I know this time of year can be rough for you," Julius starts to say.

"Excuse you, mister Studly the Stallion, but I ain't just raising my tail for every stallion I come across!" Applejack very firmly states.

"Just hear me out," Julius says as he lightly places a hand on Applejack's muzzle. "You need a break and 'release' I need to make up for being late. So how about we duck off somewhere private, I eat you out, then you take a break while I take over," Julius offers to a confused-looking Applejack.

"You want to eat me?" Applejack says with surprise and disgust. "Now, why in tarnation would I agree to that?" Applejack asks, backing up from Julius.

"You don't know what that means?" Julius asks, surprised. "Look, I'm not going to eat you or anything like that," Julius chuckles. "I've done it for all the mare's I've been with; they love it," Julius tells Applejack. "Just try it; you'll love it, I promise," Julius offers to Applejack.

"Alright, but I swear by Celestia, if you try to eat me, you'll be sorry," Applejack warns Julius. "Now follow me," Applejack tells Julius as she leads him to a nearby shed. "Ok, nopony should be able to see us here," Applejack says as she stands in the shade of the shed. "Now, how exactly are you going to 'eat me out' if I may ask?" Applejack asks as she stares at Julius.

"Ok first lay on your back," Julius tells Applejack. Obliging, Applejack slowly lays on her back, avoiding Julius's gaze. "Ok, now just relax," Julius coos as he slowly massages Applejack's hind legs. Blushing softly, Applejack turns her head away as she feels Julius's hands moving to her inner thighs. Pulling Applejack's legs apart, Julius looks down at Applejack's pert teats and her glistening marehood. "Deny it all you want, you need this, and you know it," Julius smirks as he moves his head between Applejack's well-toned thighs.

"What do I," Applejack starts. "What the hay?" She gasps as she feels Julius kiss her nipples. "Hey now, I'm not a mother, and you're not a foal; you'll get no milk from those," Applejack moans as she feels Julius lightly kiss and suck her nipples.

"Hehehe, sure, keep thinking that," Julius chuckles. "There's a spell that can change that," Julius tells Applejack as he kisses down from her teats.

"Why would I," Applejack slightly stammers. "Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey there!" Applejack exclaims as she feels Julius kiss her pussy. "Calm down there, cowboy! T-that's dirty!" Applejack stammers as she feels Julius's tongue against her pussy.

"Applejack, this is what I meant by 'eat you out,' ok," Julius tells the panting mare. "Now, just lay back and enjoy," Julius commands as he slowly starts to lick Applejack's flush pussy lips. Kissing and licking Applejack's pussy, Julius got a liberal amount of her juices on his lips and tongue. Each of the mares had their unique taste, and Applejack's juices were that of apples. Mellow, sweet, and tangy, it tickled his tongue with its addicting taste. Burying his head between Applejack's thighs, Julius eagerly licked Applejack's drenched pussy, each flick of his tongue sending lightning bolts of pleasure rushing through Applejack's body.

"O-oh yeah," Applejack barely moaned as waves of pleasure assaulted her mind. "T-that feels so," Applejack stammered as Julius's tongue flicked against her clit. "So good," Applejack practically melted as she bucked her hips against Julius's tongue.

Greedily devouring Applejack's pussy, Julius started to massage her teats with his hands. Juices covered Julius's tongue as Applejack's sweet moans caressed his ears. Each teasing lick, each flick of her nipples brought Applejack closer and closer to orgasm.

"O-oh, yes, more, more, oh please more!" Applejack begged as her hips bucked wildly against Julius's mouth and tongue, her orgasm rapidly approaching. "Oh, Oh, OH~" Applejack loudly sang out as a torrent of juice flooded from her pussy, her body stiff in orgasmic bliss. Laying back as her orgasm subsided, Applejack looked starry-eyed at Julius. "E-every mare in your herd gets that?" Applejack panted in post-orgasmic bliss.

"More or less," Julius panted as he caught his breath. "Now you lay here and relax; I'll take over work for you," Julius tells Applejack as he licks the remainder of her juices from his lips.

"Al-alright," Applejack barely mutters as she lays back in relaxing bliss.

Making his way back to the orchard, Julius looks up at the trees. "Ok, all these trees look that same; I think I need an Apple to point out which ones are ready for harvesting," Julius says as he scans the trees. "Speaking of, shouldn't they only be able to harvest apples once a year? I swear Big Mac and I harvested some of these trees the other day. Yet they're growing apples again, already! Equestrian farming is weird; I'll chalk it up to magically bullshit," Julius sighs as he looks through the orchard, trying to find either Apple Bloom or Granny Smith.

"Oh, this is rich," a slightly familiar voice angrily says. "You make my father sent me to work on a farm, and yet you're late! You just wanted an excuse to get out of work," a filly says as she spots Julius.

"Oh yeah, your, uh, Diamond Tiara, aren't you?" Julius says as he racks his brain. "I got held up. Now, where's Apple Bloom or Granny Smith?" Julius asks as his ears pick up the sound of bucking and grunting.

"Hayseed and her friends over there," Diamond Tiara snarkily says as she points a hoof towards the sounds.

"I could have guessed that after hearing the sounds," Julius tells the filly as they both walk towards the sounds. "You know why you're here, right?" Julius asks as the two travel down the path.

"I'm here because you're mean, and father wants the endorsement of a Princess," Diamond Tiara tells Julius while glaring at him.

"No," Julius corrects right away. "You're here because you're acting like a bully," Julius starts to explain to Diamond Tiara. "This kind of behavior is usually related to your home life," Julius explains to a slightly stunned-looking Diamond Tiara. "Look, I'm not going to tell you to change or to tell me anything, though if you want to, you're certainly welcome to. You're here to get you out of your house, to help clear your mind," Julius tells a blankly stammering Diamond Tiara. "Oh, look at that, there they are," Julius says before Diamond Tiara can say anything. "Hey, Apple Bloom!" Julius shouts as the two approaches.

"Julius!" Apple Bloom responds. "Diamond Tiara," she continues with sharpness in her voice.

"Blank Flank," Diamond Tiara shoots back.

"Enough!" Julius says, breaking up the two before they can continue. "I'm not here to break up fillies fighting," Julius says while rolling his eyes slightly. "I can't tell the apple trees apart, like which ones need to be harvested. I need an Apple to point it out," Julius tells Apple Bloom, making Diamond Tiara chuckle a bit.

"That's fair," Apple Bloom says, ignoring Diamond Tiara. "To non-Apples, it can be difficult to tell which trees are ready to be harvested. I'll point out which trees can be harvested, you drop the apples from them, and we'll pick them up," Apple Bloom offers to Julius.

"Sure, works for me, lead on," Julius confirms with Apple Bloom. Leading Julius through the orchard, Apple Bloom points out trees with ripe apples. Julius grabs the trees and shakes them, and the fillies gather the fallen apples. After a few trees, Julius hears Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, and Apple Bloom giggling. "What's so funny?" Julius pants after shaking the apples from a tree.

"Oh nothing," Sweetie Belle lightly sang. "You beastly beast you," Sweetie Belle giggles in a mockery of Rarity's voice, making her friends and even Diamond Tiara laugh a bit.

"Ok, how, and did you see anything?" Julius asks right away as he looks right at Sweetie Belle.

"I had to get something from home; Rarity is quite loud," Sweetie Belle tells Julius as, much to his shock, Apple Bloom and Scootaloo agree. "Don't worry; I didn't see anything," Sweetie Belle sweetly said to an unbelieving Julius.

"Sure," Julius said with a sideways glance. "Let's just get back to work, and please try to get that out of your mind," Julius tells the laughing fillies. Tree after tree was shaken, many apples fell. Considering the group was four fillies and a non-apple, they were making great progress. Sure only slightly faster than Big Mac or Applejack, but still, progress was solid and steady. Three long hard hours passed, many trees were cleared, and Julius was starting to get tired.

"There you are!" Twilight exclaimed as she, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Shining Armor, and Cadance approached the group.

"Yes," Julius panted. "Here I am," Julius panted as he caught his breath.

"I see y'all have made a good bit of progress," Applejack said, looking at the collected apples.

"Yes, and I see you enjoyed your break," Julius responded as more of his breath came back to him.

"Yes," Applejack said as she looked away from Julius. "Rainbow, you were right about his tongue," Applejack whispered to Rainbow Dash.

"I know, right. You should see when those hands can do," Rainbow whispered back as she lightly bumped Applejack's shoulder.

"I need a drink, is there any water nearby?" Julius asked while the two mares whispered to each other.

"Over that way. Towards the clubhouse, there's a water pump," Apple Bloom said. "Here, follow me," Apple Bloom said as she started to lead Julius towards an old clubhouse. Nothing better to do the three other fillies followed after the two. The walk was peaceful, pleasant; verdant apple trees lined the path the group took. It was a long, thirsty, fifteen-minute walk until an old yet under repair clubhouse came into view. "There's the water pump," Apple bloom said as she pointed towards a pump.

"Thank you; I'll be right back," Julius panted as he ran up to the water pump. Drinking straight from a water pump was awkward; the video games made it look so much easier than it was. The water was cool and fresh. Getting up from the pump, Julius saw the fillies approaching.

"Hey now, save some for us. We're thirsty too," Scootaloo joked as the group came close to the pump.

"Don't worry, I didn't drink," Julius stops, and his eyes go wide. "Get back to the other, NOW!" Julius firmly tells the fillies as a familiar howl is heard.

"Oh, come on," Diamond Tiara angrily pouts. "That's fair off; besides, no creature would dare attack Ponyville," Diamond Tiara confidently says as she gets closer to the pump.

"That's a timberwolf howl; they can be on you very quickly. Leave now, get back to the other ponies!" Julius commands as he looks for something to use as a weapon. "Ah, yes, a real knight's weapon," Julius chuckles to himself as he flourishes a shovel.

"Oh please, you're," Diamond Tiara gets cut off as a timberwolf barrels out of the tree line straight at her. "AHHH! TIMBERWOLF!" Diamond Tiara yelps as it explodes into wooden splinters. Julius, standing slightly to the side, flicks the shovel clear.

"Well, look who's wrong!" Julius said while sparing Diamond Tiara only a glance. "Listen, timberwolves attack in packs; there are more. Run back to the other ponies; get them over here. I'll be able to hold them off for a while," Julius commands the fillies as he steadies himself.

"Got it, sir," Apple Bloom manages to say. "Come on girls, we need to to the grown-ups," Apple Bloom reinforces as she, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo drag a nearly catatonic Diamond Tiara away.

Breathing deeply, Julius allows himself to loosen up as much as possible. While his magical abilities weren't developed beyond augmenting himself and some healing, Julius could still sense the magical vibrations of hostile creatures, even if only just.

"This is a big pack, really big," Julius sighed as the howling came closer. Within moments the howling was on top of him. Almost instantaneously, the timberwolves burst out from the tree line, almost as if their howls were following them. As the first pair leaped out, Julius was on top of them right away, smashing the wooden skulls of the two fell creatures into little more than kindling.

Retreating almost right away from the tree line, Julius's viper-like strike allowed him to avoid being pounced on by two more timberwolves by mere centimeters. Unfortunately, he didn't avoid the one that circled behind him. Tripping backward over the timberwolf's body, Julius fell hard to the ground. Rearing up on its hind legs, the timberwolf prepared to slam its forelegs into Julius's chest, only to be cut off by Julius swiftly slamming the head of the shovel into the timberwolf's neck.

Rolling quickly to the side, Julius avoided the falling wood and the pounce of another timberwolf, only to get struck hard by the wooden paw of a different timberwolf. Grabbing the timberwolf's leg, Julius threw the timberwolf powerfully towards the tree line, throwing it into three more timberwolves. Getting up quickly, Julius barely caught a timberwolf's jaws. Holding both its lower jaw and upper muzzle, Julius broke off its lower jaw before slamming the timberwolf into the shovel handle.

Julius dodged three pouncing timberwolves with just barely enough time, suffering only minor yet painful scratches. Mustering his rage, Julius swiftly dispatched two of the offending timberwolves with utter contempt. Grabbing the third by its neck as it lunged at him, Julius slammed it hard to the ground before crushing its wooden skull with a mighty stomp.

As his boot crushed the wooden skull to splinters, the ninth timberwolf pounced on Julius from behind, making him bend forward. Following through on the bending, Julius flipped forward, throwing the timberwolf off him. Grabbing the shovel, Julius quickly bashed the timberwolf's skull right in.

"Nine for nine! Are there any more?" Julius roared triumphantly as a tenth timberwolf slowly walked out from the trees. "Oh, come on! I was joking!" Julius said in exasperation. This last timberwolf didn't charge Julius right away. Instead, it just paced around Julius, the two holding each other's gazes. In those hollow eyes, Julius could swear he saw something dark, something sinister, more so than the usual. Favoring Julius a quick grin, the timberwolf recklessly charged Julius head-on. Shovel in hand, Julius quickly took out the timberwolf; oddly though, the timberwolf made no effort to dodge the strike; it was almost like it wanted to take the hit.

"JULIUS!" Twilight, Rainbow Dash, and Applejack yelled as Julius propped himself up with the shovel. Running towards him, the ponies see Julius, arms covered in minor cuts, the ground littered in countless kindling.

"It's ok, all the timberwolves have been dealt with," Julius panted heavily, his head hung in exhaustion.

"I can see," Rainbow Dash said, impressed with Julius's work. "Nice job!" Rainbow Dash congratulated as she gently patted his thigh.

"Thank you. All ten timberwolves destroyed," Julius said with pride.

"Wait, did you say ten timberwolves?" Twilight, Shining Armor, and Cadance all asked, concern in their voices.

"Yup, ten attacked, ten were destroyed," Julius said boastfully as Rainbow Dash gave him a hoof bump.

"That's bad, very bad; we have to run now!" Twilight said in a panic as Shining Armor and Cadance shook their head.

"Why, there's no threat?" Julius asked as Shining Armor approached him.

"Listen, when ten timberwolves are destroyed in the same place, their bodies must be destroyed by fire, or a purification spell has to be used," Shining Armor starts to explain. "If neither happens, the ten destroyed bodies fuse and reanimate as a timberdirewolf," Shining Armor tells Julius as the wooden remains begin to rumble.

"Oh, come on!" Julius exclaims in exasperation. "What kind of magical bullshit is this?" Julius asks in anger. "Don't suppose anyone here has fire or purification strong enough for this, do they?" Julius desperately asks.

"We got magical beams and a magical shield, that's about it," Shining Armor tells Julius as a body starts to form out of the wood.

"Perfect, just perfect," Julius sighed as he rolled his eyes. "Ok, listen. Applejack, you go back to the farm, keep the fillies safe," Julius orders.

"You got it, be safe, y'all," Applejack said before departing for the farmhouse.

"Rainbow Dash, you're the fastest. Go to Ponyville, send a message to Luna and Celestia telling them about the situation," Julius orders Rainbow Dash.

"But I want to fight the monster!" Rainbow dash slightly whines.

"Listen, you have an important job. A job only you can do. If you don't do your job, there will be a tragedy. So please, do your job, get that message to Luna and Celestia!" Julius orders Rainbow Dash.

"Fine, fine, have fun with the monster," Rainbow Dash said as she departed, a fowl feeling filling the air.

"Ok, us four are going to stay here and keep this monster restrained here," Julius tells Twilight, Shining Armor, and Cadance.

"You're surprisingly well composed, all things considered," Cadance remarks as she prepares, alongside Shining Armor and Twilight.

"Video games and cadet training since I was twelve," Julius says as he looks around the clearing. "Hey, do you think you three can hold it here for a few minutes?" Julius asked as he saw the clubhouse.

"For a few minutes, probably yes, why?" Shining Armor asked as he prepared a shield.

"I have an idea. Keep its attention away from the clubhouse over there ok," Julius tells the three ponies as he starts running to the partially repaired clubhouse.

"Ok great, just leave us to clean up your mess," Shining Armor sighs in exasperation.

"Focus," Twilight tells her brother. "It'll be coming soon," Twilight said, ears pressed firmly to her head, as a truly huge wooden body starts to fully form in front of her.

Nearly bursting into the clubhouse, Julius looks around. All sorts of building material lay scattered about. Planks, nails, hammers, not the things Julius was hoping to find. Nearing the back of the room, Julius spots many empty bottles and a bucket filled with a black liquid. Sticking a finger inside, Julius pulls it out, the black ooze sticking to his finger.

"Tar, perfect," Julius grinned as he grabbed the empty bottles. A loud bass roar thunders through the air, shaking the clubhouse, a roar filled with primal fury, a roar that sounded like ten demons all harmonized to shake the very bones of everything that stood before it. Running to a window, Julius saw a frightful sight. It was a timberwolf, sure; only it was nearly as large as the ursa major he stumbled upon, and it had ten snarling heads.

"Well, that's intimidating," Julius said, nearly choking on his words. Shaking his head, Julius returned to the task at hand. Filling up ten bottles with tar, Julius clogged them with scraps of torn-off curtains. "Need a fire, need a fire, need a fucking fire!" Julius said as he scanned the room. Spying a rock and a metal rod, Julius grabs both. "Please, dear God, let this be iron and quartz," Julius begs as he begins striking the two together over a small cloth-covered wooden plank. Several tense minutes of nothing but the sounds of furious battle passed before a spark.

"Oh, thank you, God," Julius thanked. Throwing the bottles of tar into two saddlebags, Julius grabs the makeshift torch and runs out of the clubhouse. The sight he was greeted by wasn't too promising. Shining Armor's shield was protecting the three ponies while Twilight and Cadance were blasting the monster back, but it just seemed like a minor annoyance to the hulking monstrosity. Sprinting behind the monster, Julius leapt onto its leg. Grabbing the wooden leg was like grabbing a handful of brambles and thorns. Gritting through the pain, Julius climbed up the monster's body. The climb felt longer than it was, but in a few minutes, Julius was on the thrashing back of the timberdirewolf. Making his way up the monster's back, Julius finally got to the back of its head.

"You said your stallion was a fighter," Shining Armor winced as another crushing blow slammed powerfully into his shield. "Well, then where in Tartarus is he?" Shining Armor winced as his shield weakened. Cuddling beside him, Cadance shared her power with Shining Armor, allowing the shield to hold.

"I'm right up here!" Julius shouted down from atop the timberdirewolf's rightmost head. "You wanna eat something? Well, here choke on this!" Julius angrily said as he lit one of his makeshift Molotov Cocktails alight before flinging it into the monster's open mouth. A burst of sticky flame exploded in that head of the monster as it thrashed back in pain. Julius nearly fell off but just managed to hold on. Climbing back up to the next head, Julius repeated the procedure. Julius repeated the procedure for each head; with each climb, Julius's body became more and more covered in scratches, until finally, only the left-most head remained. Barely conscious, Julius held onto the side of the wooden head.

"Welcome to my happy world. Now get your shit and leave!" Julius said with pain and anger in his voice as he lobbed the last Molotov Cocktail into the final mouth of the monster. His grip slipping, Julius fell from the timberdirewolf, falling quickly, a violet glow enveloped his body as Twilight caught him in her magic. Setting him down gently, the four watched as the heads of the timberdirewolf burned. Thrashing and flailing wildly, the magical wooden monstrosity howled in pain before falling to the ground. Area thoroughly ravaged, the creature burned to cinders.

"D-don't suppose," Julius stuttered, barely conscious, "any of you could spare a cup of magic, could you?" Julius heavily panted, eyes nearly closed.

"Here," Twilight panted as her glow around Julius intensified, "you look like you need it more than me," Twilight said as she gave Julius a good amount of her remaining magic.

"Thank you," Julius panted as Twilight's glow around him faded. Having energy again, Julius started to heal himself magically. As the healing started, two magical pops could be heard.

"WHERE'S THE MONSTER!" Luna and Celestia both exclaimed. Looking around the area, the pair spot the burning pile of monster, an exhausted-looking Cadance, a tired-looking Shining Armor, a nearly passed out Twilight, and Julius laying down, slowly healing himself.

"At the moment," Julius winced as his wounds closed, "the monster is burning," Julius barely made out, his eyes remaining closed.

"Taking down a beast like that, very impressive," Luna congratulated as she looked at Julius.

"Indeed," Celestia said, approaching Julius. "Safe to say you're not in any state to talk, are you?" Celestia asked but mainly stated.

"Give me a nap and a meal, and I should be fine," Julius panted back.

"I think that could be arranged, but it would be better to do so in a house, not a field," Celestia said as she looked towards Twilight. "You don't suppose Applejack would mind if we ate at her house, would she?" Celestia asked, already knowing the answer.

"No, Princess, she most certainly would not," Twilight says with surprising energy.

"Excellent, then that's where we shall go," Celestia happily says as she looks to Julius. "Need a hoof up?" Celestia asked, looking at the prone human.

"I'll need more than a hand," Julius panted. "Luna, come here, please," Julius requested.

"I'm here; what do you need?" Luna asked as she laid down next to Julius.

"I need a ride back to the farmhouse," Julius told Luna as he mustered the last scraps of his strength to climb on top of Luna's back. "You don't mind, do you?"

"Normally I would, but you're a special case," Luna comfortingly assured. Standing up, Luna walked to the one path leading away from the clearing; a healing Julius draped over her back.

"Follow me," an exhausted Twilight said as she started down the path. And so an exhausted party and two alicorns made their way to a very well-deserved rest.