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Wish Gone Awry. Enter Equestria! Enter New Life!

by terras
Human goes to a museum, makes a foolish wish, and goes to Equestria. Now starts his new life.

Julius is a fairly normal human. He and his class end up going to a museum, the same museum they've been to several times before. Bored, and cynical he comes across a strange new amulet in a display case. At its urging, he makes a wish, a wish that takes him to the world of Equestria. This is his new life. How will he fare, how will the others treat him, how much will he affect things, and how does magic interact with him?

(Sexual acts will be present, though not in every chapter).

(If you're wondering why the Narcotics tag is there/added Chapter 48 has marijuana use in it, that's why the narcotics tag is there. As for the Dark tag Chapter 56 deals with very obvious dark themes, well, 1 dark theme.

(Thank you to rikithemonk for the cover art :yay:)

(Thank you to GraySlayer for help catching mistakes :yay:)

Incomplete
Drama
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Fetish
Suicide / Self Harm
Romance
Non-consensual
Sex
Dark
Alternate Universe
Human
Narcotics
 
ZMP

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101 Chapters:

  1. Chapter 1: From Human Museum, to Equestrian Forest. 2020-09-28 22:25:03 UTC
    1844
  2. Chapter 2: Zebra Savior, and Sanctuary 2020-10-24 10:02:05 UTC
    1988
  3. Chapter 3: A Talk, A Bath, And The Start of Training 2020-10-24 14:53:09 UTC
    3727
  4. Chapter 4: The Fourth Week, The First Encounter 2020-10-24 17:39:42 UTC
    2763
  5. Chapter 5: A Meeting, A Clear-Up, And a Lake 2020-10-30 19:27:35 UTC
    2705
  6. Chapter 5.5: Of Dreams, Lust, and Love 2020-10-31 10:42:03 UTC
    2571
  7. Chapter 6: Shocking Awaking, and An Awkward Meeting 2020-11-05 16:05:00 UTC
    3309
  8. Chapter 7: Breakfast, Intimacy, and Voyeurism 2020-11-13 21:01:14 UTC
    4110
  9. Chapter 8: Setting a Party in Motion and Sweet Apple Acres 2020-11-21 00:29:35 UTC
    3376
  10. Chapter 9: Farm Work, Twilight and Applejack, Confession, and Flirting 2020-11-26 21:00:15 UTC
    3556
  11. Chapter 10: Bringing Zecora to Ponyville 2020-12-04 23:41:04 UTC
    2621
  12. Chapter 10.5 Luna Awakens 2020-12-05 11:04:42 UTC
    2287
  13. Chapter 11: Party Time, the Start of a Herd. 2020-12-10 23:34:48 UTC
    6474
  14. Chapter 12: Enlightening Meeting, Solar Dominance 2020-12-19 04:37:33 UTC
    4926
  15. Chapter 13: A New Day, a Plan, and Sparring 2020-12-24 21:00:37 UTC
    3212
  16. Chapter 14: Time For a Picnic, and a Race 2020-12-31 23:41:30 UTC
    3640
  17. Chapter 15: Hospital and Heart to Heart 2021-01-08 21:18:37 UTC
    2407
  18. Chapter 16: Rainbow Ride 2021-01-16 11:05:54 UTC
    4007
  19. Chapter 17: Morning in the Everfree 2021-01-28 20:44:34 UTC
    2331
  20. Chapter 18: Fluttershy's Cottage 2021-02-05 22:00:08 UTC
    2916
  21. Chapter 19: To Ponyville and a Café 2021-02-15 13:41:41 UTC
    2151
  22. Chapter 20: A New Taste On The Farm 2021-02-20 14:10:22 UTC
    3371
  23. Chapter 21: Bath Time, Meal Time, Proof Time 2021-03-02 17:22:30 UTC
    3306
  24. Chapter 22: Back to the Hut, and Getting Her Due 2021-04-17 20:50:15 UTC
    2898
  25. Chapter 23: A Ring and a New Pony 2021-04-22 20:21:42 UTC
    3343
  26. Chapter 24: An In-law, and Rarity's Need 2021-04-30 21:00:08 UTC
    3169
  27. Chapter 25: Eating an Apple, and a Timberdirewolf... Wait! What? 2021-05-01 17:00:36 UTC
    4332
  28. Chapter 26: Meeting, Meal, and Meetup 2021-05-04 10:01:02 UTC
    4998
  29. Chapter 27: Waking Up, and Learning about Magical Elements 2021-05-08 10:00:21 UTC
    2475
  30. Chapter 28: A Bit of Farm work, and A Bit of History 2021-05-13 10:42:59 UTC
    3613
  31. Chapter 29: Apple and Rainbow 2021-05-17 21:14:58 UTC
    3045
  32. Chapter 30: Homework Help, and a Magical Test 2021-06-01 00:12:53 UTC
    4573
  33. Chapter 31: A Gauntlet Thrown, and Relaxation 2021-06-09 10:00:40 UTC
    3335
  34. Chapter 32: A Moonlit Lakeside Test 2021-06-11 00:00:07 UTC
    3507
  35. Chapter 32.5: Anya, Onyx, and Their Coven 2021-06-14 11:02:57 UTC
    2937
  36. Chapter 33: Road Trip to Goldie's 2021-06-17 23:38:53 UTC
    3497
  37. Chapter 34: Anthros and Lyra 2021-06-25 22:14:54 UTC
    2780
  38. Chapter 35: Derpy and Doctor 2021-07-02 23:30:14 UTC
    3357
  39. Chapter 36: An Annoying Brother 2021-07-11 00:30:06 UTC
    2946
  40. Chapter 37: Reconciliation, and a Father's Help 2021-07-17 00:00:09 UTC
    3244
  41. Chapter 38: Fluttershy and Brothers 2021-07-24 00:00:44 UTC
    3049
  42. Chapter 39: Convincing Fluttershy 2021-08-01 03:00:50 UTC
    3343
  43. Chapter 40: Group Introduction to Thestrals, Part 1 2021-08-14 23:11:32 UTC
    3414
  44. Chapter 41: Phractari 2021-08-26 01:05:01 UTC
    2676
  45. Chapter 42: A Drink Planned, And Fluttershy's First Time 2021-09-05 00:01:16 UTC
    3177
  46. Chapter 43: A Human Snack Food 2021-09-20 00:20:58 UTC
    2486
  47. Chapter 44 : A Deal, And a Strange Voice 2021-10-23 01:50:23 UTC
    2985
  48. Chapter 45: Talking to Myself? No, Just Spirits. 2021-10-24 00:28:52 UTC
    3784
  49. Chapter 46: Spirits and Parents 2021-11-25 00:05:39 UTC
    2703
  50. Chapter 47: Story Time, Shadow in the Forest 2021-12-11 00:46:07 UTC
    2773
  51. Chapter 48: 'Tea' Time With Tranquility 2021-12-18 23:03:53 UTC
    2713
  52. Chapter 49: On Parental Punishment 2021-12-26 01:38:21 UTC
    2158
  53. Chapter 50: A talk With Granny Smith. And Brewing With Pinkie Pie 2022-01-05 14:04:39 UTC
    3029
  54. Chapter 50.5: Granny Smith and Applejack Talk 2022-01-10 13:01:18 UTC
    1824
  55. Chapter 51: Wait, You Can Talk? 2022-01-12 01:14:46 UTC
    3280
  56. Chapter 52: Swimming and Cloud Watching 2022-01-23 03:26:39 UTC
    2593
  57. Chapter 53: History and Sassy Fluttershy 2022-01-31 00:04:28 UTC
    2159
  58. Chapter 54: Examining the Clothes 2022-02-06 01:32:36 UTC
    2224
  59. Chapter 55: On Medical Knowledge and Spirit Magic 2022-02-20 02:26:37 UTC
    2533
  60. Chapter 56: Why Does That Place Still Exist 2022-02-27 01:00:54 UTC
    2544
  61. Chapter 57: A Ghost, And A Cursed Village 2022-03-15 22:06:38 UTC
    2705
  62. Chapter 58: Zecora's Thoughts on Wiccan Potions, And a Myth 2022-03-20 00:00:18 UTC
    2260
  63. Chapter 59: Morning Exercise w/ Fluttershy 2022-03-27 00:38:46 UTC
    2814
  64. Chapter 60: An Over Secure Welcome? 2022-04-05 22:01:30 UTC
    2021
  65. Chapter 61: Going to Ravenloft 2022-04-12 01:06:21 UTC
    2050
  66. Chapter 62: So They Do Exist 2022-04-18 23:11:20 UTC
    2330
  67. Chapter 63: A Fighting Test 2022-04-24 01:22:58 UTC
    2390
  68. Chapter 64: Bath and Confession 2022-05-02 23:00:54 UTC
    2414
  69. Chapter 65: On Different Cultural Negotiations 2022-05-14 13:01:09 UTC
    2277
  70. Chapter 66: Human History 2022-05-22 23:38:34 UTC
    2414
  71. Chapter 67: After The Talk 2022-06-03 23:09:06 UTC
    2284
  72. Chapter 68: Welcome to the Mint 2022-06-08 01:06:19 UTC
    2585
  73. Chapter 69: Hello Brothers 2022-06-16 22:55:23 UTC
    2218
  74. Chapter 70: A 'Mythical' Being, and Fancy Pants 2022-06-19 00:51:43 UTC
    2266
  75. Chapter 71: Parks and Geese 2022-06-30 01:33:41 UTC
    2625
  76. Chapter 72: Temple and Closed Arena 2022-07-02 18:22:32 UTC
    2294
  77. Chapter 73: Blue Hen Way, Part 1 2022-07-05 23:02:03 UTC
    3041
  78. Chapter 74: Blue Hen Way, Part 2, A Planned Event 2022-07-15 18:24:01 UTC
    2644
  79. Chapter 75: A Defensive Plan Made 2022-07-16 21:27:19 UTC
    2747
  80. Chapter 76: Metal Done 2022-07-23 14:01:37 UTC
    2288
  81. Chapter 77: Pleasure Before Sleep 2022-07-29 14:14:00 UTC
    2124
  82. Chapter 78: Pleasure After Waking 2022-08-04 01:10:40 UTC
    2327
  83. Chapter 79: I'm Not Suppose To Be Free Yet 2022-08-11 01:03:15 UTC
    3023
  84. Chapter 80: N64 2022-08-21 01:03:57 UTC
    2347
  85. Chapter 81: N64 Twilight and Rainbow OoT 2022-08-27 23:01:26 UTC
    2414
  86. Chapter 82: AJ and Fluttershy, N64 Banjo 2022-09-11 00:55:41 UTC
    2246
  87. Chapter 83: Nearly Time to Act 2022-10-09 00:01:02 UTC
    2417
  88. Chapter 84: A Return 2022-10-24 14:01:47 UTC
    3893
  89. Chapter 85: The Morning After 2022-10-31 01:20:05 UTC
    2364
  90. Chapter 86: Guess Who's Back, Back Again 2022-11-08 02:59:18 UTC
    3568
  91. Chapter 87: What Movie to Watch 2022-11-21 01:59:42 UTC
    2234
  92. Chapter 88: Distracted Celestia, Bored Luna 2022-11-29 01:01:47 UTC
    2181
  93. Chapter 89 2022-12-10 11:01:28 UTC
    2709
  94. Chapter 90 2023-02-07 01:02:56 UTC
    2100
  95. Chapter 91 2023-02-12 00:56:40 UTC
    2224
  96. Chapter 92 2023-02-21 00:59:08 UTC
  97. Chapter 93 2023-03-11 15:14:15 UTC
    2321
  98. Chapter 94 2024-02-02 22:35:34 UTC
    2116
  99. Chapter 95 2024-02-11 04:15:38 UTC
    2313
  100. Chapter 96 2024-02-19 09:03:51 UTC
    2144
  101. Chapter 97 2024-02-27 02:31:45 UTC
    3242