Wish Gone Awry. Enter Equestria! Enter New Life!

"Discord is being annoying!" Celestia huffed as she teleported into the room with the others.

"I don't see him? Where is he?" Julius asked as he and the others looked around Celestia.

"He's talking to me telepathically. Now he's just repeating, 'I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor,' over and over," Celestia grunted in irritation.

"Oh, come on, Discord, you're better than that! I mean, really, ripping off Family Guy? You can do better," Julius huffed as he crossed his arms.

"Oh, very true, but I only set out to annoy Celestia. If I can do so with less effort, then I will. Don't worry, Luna; your turn is coming up soon enough, maybe. I have an appointment to keep with a cosplayer who has emotional damage," Discord said while chuckling.

"Cosplayer with emotional damage, that's not very helpful. Could you be more specific?" Julius requested.

"Different universe, there I'm the Harlequin of Hate, the Clown Prince of Crime, the Ace of Knaves! I can let my darker side freer there. Later super friends!" Discord chuckled as the scent of sandalwood and sulfur filled the room.

"Alright, say hi to Heath Ledger for me," Julius said as the smell faded into vanilla rainfall. "Discord being the Joker makes way too much sense. Anyways, aside from Discord being Discord, how have you been?"

"Well, the nobles are still coming to me with petty things. Very few things of importance made it to the docket, which I suppose is good. A few items of some concern made it, though, reports of timberwolves outside the Everfree, the odd monster sighting on some of the more wild trails, and the possible appearance of a new monster," Celestia explained as Luna perked up.

"New monster, I don't remember hearing about that!" Luna exclaimed.

"You probably slept through it. A bit to the southeast, just outside the Verdant Expanse. The corpses of dead animals have been found all over the ground. Usually, this wouldn't be concerning, but the number of animals, along with the tracks, is unusual. A few have tried to get close to the suspected lair of this creature. Those who have approached its lair reported hearing strange noises. They reported a bunch of throaty sounds and what sounded like Equis, only with a thick accent. The creature seemed to be aggressive and violent; also, the area reportedly reeked of alcohol. I suspect that this creature is really a group of foreign bandits. Still, I'm putting together a special task force to deal with them; a full company, one unicorn platoon, one pegasi platoon, and two earth pony platoons. Even if their numbers and capabilities are unknown, they should be enough to ensure that everything goes smoothly," Celestia explained.

"Or you could just go yourself," Luna huffed. "We're more powerful than anything on any of the continents; by sending them and not yourself, you're just risking their lives," she protested.

"I can't go flitting off to solve every problem like this that comes up; if I did, nothing would get done. My place is here, commanding, not out in the field. You never really got that part; always more concerned with playing heroine," Celestia sighed.

"OK, I can see where this is going. Before it even starts, you're both right. Both sides are needed; it's finding balance in the middle that's difficult," Julius swiftly interjected.

"True enough. Either way, the company is getting put together as we speak. I suspect it should only take them a week or so to get this whole thing under control," Celestia sighed.

"What about the creatures? What will happen to them?" Fluttershy asked.

"Well, it depends. If I'm wrong, and they are just wild animals, they'll be brought back for documentation and study. If I'm right, though, they'll be brought in to face charges for their crimes. At the very least, they're poachers; at the worst, well, I'd rather not think about it. Related to these creatures, I've sent a team out to find a Miss Thatcher; the reports state that this creature is hostile to her. The strange thing is, that's a name I've never heard of," Celestia said with a shrug.

"No, I'm imagining things," Julius said as he shook his head.

"If it could help with this case, then please, speak up," Celestia insisted.

"Well, back home, there's a song called Mrs. Thatcher. She was the leader of the U.K. for a time, known as the Iron Lady. I'd call her controversial, but that's an understatement. The whole song is just one big insult to her; it has a bit of a pro-Eire vibe to it. It was one of the songs I would hear my grandfather singing. For a moment, I thought it might be him, but that'd be stupid," Julius laughed.

"What if it is him?" Luna asked.

"First, how did he get here? Second, that company, yeah, increase it to a battalion at the least, and tell them that they'll be fighting him for years, literally years. Third, don't bother trying to kill him. My whole family is convinced that he died years ago; just every time Death comes for him, he literally fights it off," Julius said with a laugh.

"You're just being silly," Twilight laughed.

"The funny thing is, not really. With everything that stubborn mule has survived, either he died long ago, and Death just gave up on trying to take him, or his guardian angel is working overtime. Probably both," Julius laughed.

"Hah, sounds a bit like aunt Aurous," Luna laughed. "How she lived to see the unification of central Equestria, I'll never know."

"Tell me about it. I know she was a pony, but I swear, she acted more like a Zebrican charger or a Griffionian knight. Still, she made the whole unification process much quicker. A bit abrasive, but still, I miss her from time to time," Celestia sighed.

"Agreed. She wasn't the nicest of ponies, but she was one of the best combat instructors we ever had. Those spells were really useful in so many situations," Luna added.

"Like what spells?" Twilight eagerly asked.

"They'd be classified under combat and/or law enforcement spells. Only taught to ponies in relevant professions, well, usually. Pulsate et Dormi is taught to doctors, though they almost never use it; rather, they cure it," Celestia calmly said.

"What does it do?" Twilight further asked.

"It knocks out what it hits and puts them into a deep sleep. It's usually considered a stronger version of Somnum, but it's far more restricted due to the added unconsciousness. It's mainly used on patients that need to undergo painful medical treatments or criminals that resist the stun spell. Fortunately, that's an extremely small list of creatures; the stunning spell works on nearly everycreature," Celestia explained.

"Oh, can I learn it!" Twilight eagerly asked.

"Twilight, are you a doctor, or in the military, or in law enforcement?" Celestia asked as Twilight shook her head. "That's what I thought. Twilight, some spells are restricted to specific jobs for a reason. The spell in question could be easy to abuse, or have dire consequences if misused, or might just be extremely difficult to use. Either way, testing needs to be done to determine if you're even suited to learn such a spell. A part of that test is a background check to see if you responsibly use magic."

"Oh, oh," Twilight slowly said as her ears were pinned to the sides of her head.

"Maybe one day, Twilight, but not today," Celestia told Twilight. "Anyways, what are you all doing?"

"Oh, just watching some movies. They're a lot better than the ones we have; they're in color!" Pinkie Pie happily said as she hopped up.

"I see; the cover art seems to be well done," Celestia smiled softly. "Well, it's been an annoying day at work, so I hope you don't mind, but I'll be borrowing someone," she said as she levitated Julius onto her back. "I just need some help with some paperwork."

"Don't worry, I'll be fine, and I'll make sure to help her out as best as I can," Julius said with a smirk.

"Alright, have fun!" Pinkie Pie sang as she riffled through the movies. "Oh, this one looks interesting!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed as Celestia teleported away.

"So, what do you need help with?" Julius coyly asked as the two teleported into Celestia's office.

"Oh, you know," Celestia smirked.

"I know, but maybe I want you to say it," Julius winked as he massaged Celestia's shoulders, slowly massaging down her body.

"Oh, so you want to play like that?" Celestia cooed as she magically caressed Julius's body. "Maybe I should just milk those balls of yours for the rest of the day?" She teased as her magic enveloped his balls.

"But if you did that, you wouldn't get any work done," Julius moaned as he fell backward, only to get caught in Celestia's magic.

"Oh, I'd manage," Celestia winked as she stripped Julius. "Ah, that pure masculine musky scent. I swear, if you humans could smell it as easily as we can, you'd never get anything done. Thick and full," she commented as she lustfully licked his balls. "How you do anything else is a bit of a mystery. Not that I mind; lusty stallions like you were always a favorite of mine and my sister. Always so eager to please your mommies, aren't you?" She coyly asked as she laid him down on some soft blankets.

"As long as they're my sexy alicorns," Julius winked as Celestia softly laid down on top of him.

"If you think just sweet talking me will be enough, I'm sorry, but it'll take more than that. I'm the mother of all Equestria, you too," Celestia coyly moaned as she felt Julius's tongue flick against her pussy. "But please, do keep trying."

"Maybe I'll eat my way to your heart," Julius cooed between lavishing Celestia's pussy with licks and kisses.

"That's so corny," Celestia chuckled as she grabbed Julius's cock with her magic and slowly stroked it. "This pure virile scent, so invigorating. I always loved it. It just sets something off in a mare. I could bask in it for days," she contently sighed as she started to do the paperwork on her desk.

"Here are the papers for the mining expansion in the southern crystal mountain range," Raven Inkwell calmly said as she walked into Celestia's office. "Am I interrupting anything?" She asked as she entered the room.

"Not really, just indulging in an ancient custom. The stallionists don't like it, but none of them have ever been a part of it. Of those who have, none of them ever complained. You're welcome to join us," Celestia offered with a wink as Raven set the papers down on Celestia's desk.

"I'll admit, this scent is intoxicating, but I have my work to do," Raven sighed as Celestia muffled a moan.

"Oh, Raven, lighten up. Not only are we all caught up on the paperwork, but we're doing things that are required to be submitted for several months. It won't kill you to relax; I'm sure our friend here wouldn't mind," Celestia slyly smiled as Julius's cock twitched in her magical grasp. "That feels like an 'Oh please, join us, Raven' to me," she coyly teased as she softly stuck out her tongue.

"OK, who is this friend you're talking about?" Raven asked as Celestia motioned to walk around her. "I can't imagine who, it, would, would, uhhh," she stammered as she saw Julius lying under Celestia, eating her out while his cock lewdly twitched.

"Go ahead, Raven, he would mind, will you," Celestia coyly asked, as Julius slightly nodded his head in confirmation, his tongue dragging across her pussy while he did so.

"But, this is improper! Besides, I'm a proper, upstanding lady, doing such things, its, its," Raven stammered as she kept her eyes locked on Julius's cock.

"It's perfectly fine. This kind of thing could even be considered traditional. Shortly before you were born, the stallionists made such a fuss about this. Of course, the stallions actually involved didn't mind it, but no, what did they know? Of course, this still happens, just more behind closed doors. Honestly, I missed this. Come on, Raven, join us. We both know that you need it," Celestia moaned as she lightly ground against Julius's tongue.

"W-w-w-well," Raven stammered as she watched Julius's cock wildly twitch, rivulets of pre-cum dripping from the tip. "I, um, ahhh," she stammered and moaned as she tried to regain her senses. "No, I cannot; I must not! I'm a proper mare," she shakingly stated as she absentmindedly took a few steps towards the two.

"Just join us; you won't regret it," a muffled Julius moaned between licks and kisses.

"There, see, the stallion himself confirmed that he has no problem with it. Besides, I've seen his type many times in the past. This poor stallion is a breeder; won't you be a good mare and help him?" Celestia coyly teased as she moaned and as Julius lightly shook his hips.

"I, uhhh, well," Raven said with a blush. Taking a few more tentative steps forward, Raven stood between Julius's legs. Lightly reaching a hoof out, Raven lightly pressed the frog of her hoof against his cock. "It's hard and hot!" she exclaimed as she lightly rubbed his cock.

"That's right, you never really did anything with stallions, have you? Always too busy being the perfect secretary. It's OK to have a life outside work. If anything, I'd prefer you to have a few foals. House Inkwell has served the crown well; I really wouldn't want it to die out," Celestia lightly moaned as she flipped through the paperwork.

"It's hard and soft and slippery," Raven absentmindedly commented in a daze as she rubbed Julius's cock with her hoof. "And these, soft, yet strong," she hummed as she rubbed his balls with the frog of her other front hoof.

"Be careful with those; they're quite important," Celestia teased as she read through some papers.

"I'm aware!" Raven blushed as she continued to fondle Julius. "It's just that they feel so, so, different from anything that I've ever felt," she stammered as she lightly giggled. "It twitched against my hoof."

"Hmmm, might you be a hoof fetishist, one of those mares who likes a stallion's equipment under your hooves as you tease him?" Celestia teased between light, stifled moans.

"I'm, I'm not," Raven protested as she eagerly caressed Julius's manhood with her hooves.

"It's quite alright. I'm rather fond of it myself. Luna, on the other hoof, took more of a shine to stallions already in relationships. Be it in a herd or single; she liked it when the stallion had a significate other there too. What was it Luna was called, the cucktress of Canterlot, or something like that? Not that the thestrals minded. Most were more than eager to share their stallion with their goddess, even viewing it as a sacred duty," Celestia lightly moaned as she finalized and canceled some papers. "Well, not like I have much room there; some of the adherents to the solar temple had the same views for me," she hummed as Julius lightly teased her clit.

"Ahn!" Raven exclaimed as a thick torrent of cum blasted out from Julius's cock. The thick baby batter coated Raven's hooves and legs and hit Celestia's rear. "T-this is," she stammered as her face flushed red, "his, his," she continued to stammer as she licked a bit off of one of her hooves.

"Well, looks like somebody needed that," Celestia giggled as she felt Julius's cum splatter against her flanks. "What about you, Raven? Will you continue to tease the poor stallion with your hooves, or will you go further?" She teased as she wiggled her rump against Julius's face.

"I, ummm, I need some time to think," Raven said as she blushed a fierce red.

"Understandable," Celestia sighed as Raven slowly made her way out of the room. "Oh, if you could be a dear and come back with a warm towel or two, that'd be great," she smiled as Raven absentmindedly left the room.