Mayor Mare suddenly turns into an aspirin tablet. Heart attacks in Ponyville plummet.

Idea courtesy of Super Trampoline. Written in under an hour. I am sorry.

Disclaimer: This is a shitfic, expect shitfic content. Typos and poor grammar are for comedic effect. This is a work of fiction. Please call 911 or go the ER if you are having a real heart attack.