Dark Scootaloo.

As I scooted to school blasting my dark musioc from my favorite band Death Gun I smirked thinking of all the bloods and brains i was about to see, it was going to be epic and cool as I released the clkass mate's from the horrosa dnt errors of every day life, this world is beyond redemption I am it's reckoning all the boars and politicitizens will look up and cry save us And I'll whisper nople-dople

I zipped through Canterlot thinking of all the death I was about to cause and about how my mom and dad were burning to death this was exactly like what I wrote in my planning journal that unfortunately had to get burned int he fire so the FBI didnt find it, they were already watching my computer because I had been looking at website's for how to kill people without being caught and how to make bomb's out of gasoline, now they will never know that I am about to do my plan even when they show up to the house and find my dead parent's.

Anyway I zoomed to canterlot High School, the student's were just gathering around the front of the school getting ready for a long day of studying and learning, the plant's were chirping and the sun was blooming and the bird's and the bee's were singing along with the promise's of a new day, little did they know the day would soon be full of river's of blood and I would be doing the doggy pddle in them, I laughed darkly as I thought of it zooming to a stop at the front of th school in front of the statue of the hose which was behind me, the one that lead's back into Equestrian.

Applebloom was there, she was handing out her scientologist pamplets, she was wearing a black sweater and black pants and she was standing on a coutch, she saw me and gasped, "well look who it is, what brings you out here, looking for some dumb asses to fuck Scootaloo? You like a good thick skull right?"

"I'm Sphincter and I have no interest in asses even if they are dumby thick, I'm here to cause you're reckoning Applebloom and all the other's who are here who bully'd me and looked down on me, you'll all be sorry for what you have done." I took out my AKB48s and pointed them at the school, all of the student's gasped but some of them didnt they were too busy making out having premartial sex instead of master the blockchain and studying the blade

Just then Vice Principle Luna stomped down from te front of the schools, her hips were on her hand's with angery. "Stupid Bitch just what do you think you are doing"

All of the whore's and politicains' looked up but instead of shouting save us they shouted HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STUPID abitchHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that was when I realized "No! My parent's managed to change my name at school!"

"Dont call her that" said Wallflower Blick, she was standing on the stairs invisibly, "her name is Scootaloo"

"No her name is Stupid Bitch see on the paperwork, Stupid BitcH.' Said Principle Luna, she held up my birth certification, my name was crossed out and STupid Bitch was written on it in my moms hand writing.

"Oh okay it's stupid bitch Carry on then." Said Hans Blix walking away invisibly.

"GRRRR MY NAME IS NOT SCOOTALOO OR STUPID BITCH MY NAME IS SPHINCTER!!!"

I pointed my gun's at the school and opened fiore, the bullet's spread out but the re-coil was too strong and I went out opf contrfol, none of my bullet's hit anyone except the bushes where there were some pedophiles and Nazis hanging out reading foalcon story's (AUTHORS NOTE IF YOU LIKE FOALCON GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY PAGE NO PEDO'S OR NAZI'S ALLOWED) they bled to death but because I was evil now that made me angry, I wanted to kill the good guys!

Anyway I started blasting and the re-coil send me stuggering back through the statue and into the portal! "WHOOOOOOOAAAAAA~!" I said as I swirled through the universe, eventually it squeezed me out of the mirror and I landed on the floor of a large room surrounded by shelfs of book's, behind me was a mirror connected to a computer.

Then I looked up and I saw my reflection in the mirror, I gasped. I was still wearing my trentch coat and gun's, but I was.....A PONY???

"Hey wtf." Said a familial Voice from behind me. I looked over and saw...myself! Then I remembered the story of what happened when Twilight came to Canterlot high...

Flashback

Twilight Sparkle visits the Crystal Empire for her first royal summit following her coronation as a princess of Equestria. Sunset Shimmer, a rogue student of Princess Celestia, emerges from a mirror portal and steals Twilight's crown, which contains the Element of Magic. After a chase through the castle, Sunset goes through the portal with Twilight's crown. The other princesses explain that the portal leads to an alternate world; as the other Elements of Harmony are unusable without the crown, Twilight is tasked with retrieving it from the other world before the portal closes for thirty moons. Despite Celestia's insistence that Twilight must travel alone, Twilight's assistant, Spike, follows her into the portal.

Twilight and Spike emerge in the other world in the form of a human teenager and dog, respectively. Twilight investigates the nearby Canterlot High School and encounters its human students and staff, several of whom resemble ponies in Equestria. Masquerading as a transfer student, Twilight defends the counterpart of her friend Fluttershy from being bullied by Sunset. Twilight learns that Fluttershy has delivered the crown to Principal Celestia, mistaking it for a prop meant for the elected "princess" of the Fall Formal. Determining that no one would believe her claims of being a pony from another world, Twilight receives Celestia's permission to run for Fall Formal Princess against Sunset to recover the crown.

While continuing to explore school life, Twilight discovers that the counterparts of Fluttershy and her other friends from Ponyville – Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash – have separated out of animosity. Sunset sends her cohorts Snips and Snails to record a humiliating video of Twilight behaving like a pony, which is posted online and viewed by the entire school. The counterparts of Twilight's friends come to her aid, only to argue among themselves, revealing the cause of their rift to be a series of treacherous text messages and emails they supposedly sent each other. Through a theory of Twilight's, however, the five girls realize that Sunset sent these messages to deceive them. Reconciling, the five help Twilight perform a public dance routine for her campaign, which improves Twilight's image.

In another attempt to undermine Twilight, Sunset has the formal decorations in the school gym wrecked and uses edited photographs to frame Twilight. Although Sunset's ex-boyfriend Flash Sentry proves Twilight's innocence, the formal is postponed to the night after the portal to Equestria closes. Twilight and Spike reveal their true identities to the other girls, convincing them of the situation's urgency. Under Twilight's direction, they rally the other students and successfully repair the damage in time for its original schedule, earning Twilight the school's support.

On the night of the formal, Twilight wins the election and the crown, but Sunset steals it back in a scuffle after kidnapping Spike and threatening to destroy the portal to Equestria. Upon donning the crown, Sunset transforms into a demon and hypnotizes the other students, revealing her intent to conquer Equestria with the students as her army. When Sunset attacks Twilight and her friends, their friendship activates the crown's magic, giving them pony-like ears, wings, and tails. The six girls use the magic to revert Sunset and their schoolmates to normal. Sunset is humbled by the power of the girls' friendship and apologizes for her actions. After celebrating at the formal and placing Sunset under her friends' care, Twilight and Spike return to Equestria with the crown as the portal closes.

End flashback

"Hmm of course... this must be where PRincess Twilight is from... Equestrian!" I stood up. "And you must be the other Scootaloo."

"Yes that's me I'm Scootaloo, but are you Scootaloo too?" Scootaloo inquired.

I smirked. "Not anymore I'm not............. I'm YOU."

I took my gun and swung it at Scootaloo's head she fell down with blood and she was dead. I picked her up and stuffed her into a locker like Solid Gear does in the Full-Metal Alchemist game, then I dusted myself off.

"Even if I am in Equestrian I can still do my evil plan, there must be a school around here somewhere..." I snickered wickedly and went outside of the castle where the Scootaloo scooter was waiting, and I stood on it triumphantly.

"Sphincts, you're humble servent will fulfill your goal's." I proclaimed and I went on my way to school.