Dark Scootaloo.

by C-L-Strife

Chapter three How about another joke Murray...

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I scooted along to school on Scootaloo's scooter snicckers to myself as I think about all the blood and death I would cause at ponyville element tree, soon they would all be destroyed and dead in pulpy piles of brains boans and blood, and I Sphincter would have a great bounty to feed to my master the Sphincts, my pony hoofs and pony wing's were twitchering at the thought of all the death I would cause

Anyway I arrived at Ponyville elementary which was a red building that was about the normal size and shape for a building, there were pony children also known as, foals going inside of the school but nobody was looking at them and writing story's about them being molested because in Ponyville they dont do that because there is no foalcon allowed in ponyville (AUTHORS NOTE I THINK FOALCON SHOULD BE BANNED FROM FIMFICTION.DOTNET), except for in an alternate universe where it is allowed but I had a feeling that a strong anime warrior would soon set that right and that made me mad because I am a bad guy now who warships the Sphincts and the Sphincts is a pedophile

Anyway I arried at ponyville Elementary and walked inside, my trentch coat fluttering in the breeze behind me, the other pony's looked at me and whispered about how dark and mysterious I looked I just smirked and gave them the middle finger they gasped and looked away from me, they were intimidated by my cool ora of darkness

I saw Sweetie Bell and Apple BLoom walking over to me, Apple Bloom was not giving away scientologist stuff so, I assumed in this universe she was not a scientologist. "Hey Scootaloo cool coat do you want to eat lunch with us after school"

I blonked at them, "you know that I am morosexual right?"

"Silly Scootaloo everypony in Ponyville is morosexual." Sweetie Belle slurped.

I felt tears sprang into my eye's as I realized that here was a world where I could be who I truly am inside, there was a place for me and I did not have to be evil however, I knew that I had come too far and could never go back so I said "I don't eat lunch and you both suck. And my name is Sphincter not Scootaloo." Even tho I wanted to prolapse with sadness and leak salty fluid I knew I had a job to do so I put up my trentch coat color and walked to my desk sitting down sadly I brushed my bang's out of my eye's and waited for a good moment........ to begin the massacer

Cheerilee the teacher was standing at the front of the room, she was smiling cheerfully she was a magenta mare with pink mane and a cutie mark of three flower's on it, also she was a lesbian "Okay class today we are going to learn about numbers!" she proclaimed smartly.

"Boo we hate numbers!" Said a filly in the class.

"Your right Anne Ville we do hate Numbers." Said Cheerilee biting a calculator in half, "instead we will learn about chemicles they are much cooler. Does anyone in class know anything about chemicles?"

Nopony raised there handhoofs because they were all dumb this made the whole class get anime blushes because that was hot because they were morosexual but they did not have sex because they are CHILDREN WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT YOU SICK PIEACES OF SHIT STOP LIKING LITTLE KID'S I HATE PEDOPHILE'S except aI am Shphincter now I like pedophile's lol, I raised my hoof and I said "actually Miss Cheerios I know a lot about chemicles."

"Well Okay Scootaloo come to the front of the class." Cheerilee joked.

I smirked and walked to the front of the class. "Now Scootaloo what do you know about chemciles?"

"Well Miss Cher I know a lot about one chemicle reaction in particular, what do you get when you put fire on gun powder?"

"I dont know Scootaloo what happens?" Miss Cheerilee stupided.

"I'll tell you what you get you GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE." I took out my AKB48s and pointed them at the class. "IN THE NAME OF THE SPHINCTS I REALIZE YOU FROM YOUR PAIN!!!!!"

"STOP RIGHT THERE"

I gasped, standing at the door was.................. "But how, I killed you?"

"No I was only in a coma, I am alive and here to stop you" Scootaloo pointed a hoof at me

"What is the meaning of thus?" Cheerilee angrily demeaned

"That Miss Cheerilee is an imposter her name is Spchinter and she was raised in an abusive house by two parent's who are now dead she burned them to death and tried to kill them at school but failed and came here to kill us instead, I know all about it because Sunset Shimmer wrote a letter to Prinecss Twilight about it and I was in the castle so I read it in the book and I went to comfort her when she came through the mirror and that's when she attacked me, now I'm here to stop her!"

"No you cannot stop the Sphincts!" I proclaimed and I started blasting.

But Scootaloo ran through the bullet's and tackled me knocking my gun's away and also my trentch coat, without my coat I looked just like Scootaloo, Miss Chelation picked up my AKB48s and pointing them at us "I don't know who to shoot!"

"Shoot her" I said pointing at Schootaloo, "she's the bad one."

"No Miss Chad there is no way to know you will have to shoot us Both." Scootaloo sobbed badly.

But then instead of shooting us both Cheerimac shot me in the face and I fell over, "I knew that the real Scootaloo would be the only one to say something so brave." Said Cherokee.

"No" I bleeded, "all I wanted was a world safe from light and hope and to worship the Sphincts, I just wanted to release you from the suffering's of a world without hope and future, now there will be nobody left to worship the Sphincts and my mission................. is ruined."

Then I was dead.

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