You find yourself in Equestria by a weird colored bolt of lightning while holding a suitcase with your laptop in it.

This is based off of a dream I had.

This story is also about 2 males (Human & Vampony) that are gay and proceed to have sex with each other. This story is a crossover with Hellsing Ultimate Abridged, you'll know why as you read this story.

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