The Story of Ruby Rust and Cozy Glow

Fourteen Years Later: Present

"Daddy, I'm going out to the club tonight!" Ruby Rust said.

"Ruby Rust, don't you know what you're doing is wrong?" Diamond Tiara said.

Ruby Rust pushed Diamond Tiara aside. "You wench," she said, "Respect your elders. Haven't you ever heard that before? You can't tell me what to do!"

"If you grow up to live in a whore house, don't blame me," Diamond Tiara said, "I tried to help, but you steered down the wrong path."

"Diamond Tiara, wash that mouth out with soap this instant!" Filthy Rich said.

She took the bar of soap and stuck it in her mouth. Ruby Rust laughed and laughed, causing her wings to raise. "Oh, shit bag, you're a hoot!" she said, "Well, I've gotta look good. The Ponyville Spectre opens in just a few hours!"

It was currently 7:30 P.M. and the nightclub opened at 10:00 P.M.

"Hold it right there, missy!" said Filthy Rich, "You are not going to the nightclub! There's no way they'll let you in!"

"Just watch me," Ruby Rust said, "So what if I'm not 21? Can't I join a harem? Enjoy some pole dancing and cock? Come on! I'm a teenager for crying out loud! I live for adventure!"

"You can't live like this! You heard Dad, you're too young!" Diamond Tiara said.

Ruby Rust got straight up in her sister's face. "You wench! You disgust me!" She picked Diamond Tiara up and punched her as hard as she could. "SOMEDAY YOU'LL SEE AND FEEL MY WRATH! ALL OF YOU DICKWEEDS!" She flew up to her room and slammed the door shut.

"When will she see?" Diamond Tiara asked, "Will there ever be a time that she will finally realise that the road she's taking is a rocky one that is difficult to get out of?"

"I bet someday she'll see," Randolph said, putting a reassuring hoof on Diamond Tiara.

"I sure hope so," Diamond Tiara said.

She sighed.

Pony I Wanna Be (Fanmade Sibling Reprise) Lyrics

Yet I can't see
What she needs to do
To be the pony
She's gonna be

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Damn it All to Tartarus Lyrics

Ruby Rust (spoken) : DAMN IT ALL TO TARTARUS!
DAMN IT ALL TO TARTARUS!

It's not fair
I don't care
Whatever they say
I won't let it get to me
I'll find a way

But for now
Screw them
I'm 14, I have a life
I have my own personality
And wills
The long for the nightlife

Damn it all
When I go
They won't know
They'll try to call
But I'll be gone
Getting so damn turned on

Damn it all
Damn them all
Who needs them?
Not me

When life gives you lemons
You go, oh well
And then you damn them
All to Hell

Damn it all
Damn it all
To Tartarus
They'll say it's preposterous
But I don't give a damn
Tonight I'll have the opportunity
To be who I am

Damn it all to Tartarus
Because you never know
Life's wonders
That will be granted to you

Damn it all
To Tartarus!