The Story of Ruby Rust and Cozy Glow

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"What do you mean I'm not allowed in? All I did that night was fuck a few stallions and sorta mess things up at the club, I admit it, but come on. Aren't we cool?" Ruby Rust said.

"I guess," the stallion said, "And what do you want? You're underage and Ponyville Spectre isn't yet open to the public, so get lost."

"Telling me to get lost, huh? Oh, I see how it is," Ruby Rust said, "Outta my damn way otherwise you're gonna die!" she said, holding out a gun to the stallion's face.

"Who are your parents, young mare? Your personality and attitude is unacceptable!" cried the stallion.

"And why would I tell you that?" Ruby said, "Isn't being rich enough for you to know about me, stranger?" She grabbed the random stallion. "FUCK ME, DUMBASS!" she shouted.

Ruby Rust removed the pony's uniform and forced his penis into her vagina, with condoms of course. "Ah, this feels so good!" she said, "Give me more! More!" As they continued, she felt the right spot. "Oh, that's the perfect spot! Yes, oh yes!"

Five minutes later, the stallion in front of Ponyville Spectre was lying on the ground, not able to get up. Then, Ruby Rust cantered to the entrance doors. She tried and tried to push them open, but they were locked.

"Dammit!" Ruby Rust cursed, "Is anypony even in there to open the goddamn door? Hello?"

Just then, a mare dressed in a revealing outfit answered the door. "Why, hello. The Ponyville Spectre isn't open yet, sorry," said the stripper pony.

"Damn you!" Ruby Rust said.

Ruby Rust felt a magical presence within the nightclub that drew her in. It took her and before she knew it, she was sucked up inside of the Ponyville Spectre. So, she used this to her advantage and began searching. She looked all over until she was getting bored.

"What's this strange presence?" Ruby Rust asked, "It's like this place is calling my name."

"That's 'cause it is," said a voice.

Not looking where she was going, she bumped into the green redheaded stallion whose voice it belonged. Ruby Rust got to her hooves and looked up at him, immediately shielding her face in her wings. She was blushing. "Oh, um, I'm sorry," she said.

He held out his hoof. "Nice moves out there. You totally underestimated Guard Murky Shoes."

"So that's that jerk's name," Ruby Rust said, "He can go fuck himself, but he can't do that anymore." She shot him an icy glare. "Who the hell are you? You seem like a nopony! I can't believe I felt nervous a minute ago!"

"Maybe something's beginning for once," he said.

"I have no time for a stupid hopeless romantic!" Ruby Rust shouted in frustration, "I came here looking for a stallion solely for fucking, not to commit to a relationship! Do you really think I'm that kind of mare? Good riddance, sir!"

"Wait!" the green stallion cried.

"Hey, look. It's Prince Charming!" Ruby Rust said sarcastically. "Get lost otherwise I will use this magic presence to put an end to your pathetic life!"

"You wouldn't do that," he said, "I'm Unkempt Garden, by the way."

"Even more pathetic! Who names their foal after pubic hair?" Ruby said, "I SAID BUZZ OFF! If you aren't here for having sex with me, then go somewhere else! You won't convince me to love you! No damn way!"

"I take offense to that, you know," Unkempt Garden said.

"Who gives a damn?" said Ruby Rust, "PONIES THESE DAYS HAVE GROWN SOFT AND IT PISSES ME OFF!"

The magic in the nightclub surged into Ruby Rust. Little did she know that this was the same type of magic that temporarily transformed Cozy Glow into an alicorn.

"This is amazing! I'm an alicorn! Oh, I can kill my little sister easily with this alicorn magic!" Ruby Rust said.

"What was that?" Unkempt Garden said.

"Nothing. It's really none of your motherfucking business, so stay the hell out!" Ruby Rust replied, charging her magic. "And now for you to DIE!"

"Please! Just tell me what you've always wanted, and I promise I'll give it to you!" Unkempt Garden cried.

"Ponies and their empty promises. How do you expect me to believe you?"

"Just let me show you!" he said.

"If this is some pathetic redemption arc, then I want out of it right now!" Ruby Rust said, "But if you won't stop being so damn stubborn, then I've always wanted a stallion that I could keep!"

(You Are) My Baby for Life Lyrics

Unkempt Garden: I can be the stallion
That you've always wanted
I will never disrespect you
'Cause I know how
It will affect you
You can be my baby
For life

Ruby Rust: What is this feeling?
Boy, you're pulling me in
But let's get this thing rolling
Can you really be
A stallion I can keep?
I'll let it seep
Down into my soul
Let's get this show
On a roll!

If you really are
My shining star
Oh, what the hell?
You can be my baby
For life

Unkempt Garden: I'll let you know
I'm in control
I am your baby
For life

Ruby Rust: All my life
I've been searchin'
Having sex with every
Stallion I could find
Committed to a relationship
Then it ended like a bad friendship
Am I out of my mind?
Are you the stallion
I can finally keep?

Both: You are my baby
Yes, you are my baby
Not a "no" or a "maybe"!
You are my baby
For life

Ruby Rust: I'm desperate for a dick
If not, I think I'll be sick!
If it's fine with you
If we do what we do
For an hour or two

Yes, you are my baby
For life

(spoken, chuckles flirtatiously) : What's the meaning behind that name o' yours, hot stuff? Got a thing for pubic hair, you sick fuck?

Unkempt Garden (spoken): No, but that is where my name originates. I didn't want my cutie mark to turn out being something explicit, so I have a messy garden. But yeah.

Ruby Rust: Every relationship ended
Just like that
They thought I was
A hoe and a brat
Well, that's half true
Maybe I can try again
With you

Unkempt Garden (spoken) : Sure you can. I love you.

Ruby Rust: Stallions I could never keep
Sexual drive drove away by a jeep
But as I sleep
I think about a stallion
Like you
That I could keep

I never knew
This day would come
Drop down on all fours
And give me some!
I want that cum, baby
And that's the sum, baby

I wanna love you
Inside and out
Sex and romance
I'm gonna shout it out
I never thought
This day would come
And now I have

Both: You are my baby
Yes, you are my baby
Not a "no" or a "maybe"!
You are my baby
For life

Ruby Rust: A stallion
That I can keep!

Both: You are my baby
Yes, you are my baby
Not a "no" or a "maybe"!
You are my baby
For life

Unkempt Garden: Ruby Rust, you are my baby

Ruby Rust: Yes, you are my baby!

Unkempt Garden: Not a "no"

Ruby Rust: Or a "maybe"!

Unkempt Garden: You are my baby

Ruby Rust: Oh Whoa!
My head's in a spin!

You are my baby

Both: For life