Dungeons and Dicks

by Jest

A Harvest of Evil

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The walk back to town was long, arduous and ultimately boring but that was fine as far as the small party was concerned. They had enough excitement recently, and a little walk was good for them in the grand scheme of things, plus it was a good way to ensure the feeling returned to their legs. That and it was a good way for the three to get to know one another a little better, the post orgasm bliss aiding their conversation considerably.

When they finally made it back to town they had all piled into the same room at a cheap inn and promptly passed out after getting cleaned up. The next morning food was eaten, gear was cleaned, and new supplies were purchased with the reward money they gathered, and what Scorch had given them. Now sporting some new adventuring gear, and a slight boost to their confidence, the three ponies stood before the bounty board once more.

With the noon sun high above them, they scanned the dozens of postings for something interesting.

“What about this one?” Offered Button Mash, who gestured to a posting offering five hundred gold for anyone who was able to bring in a cockatrice unharmed.

Babs Seed shook her head. “We would need like a dozen anti petrification potions for that and they are really pricey.”

“Your right.” Button Mash murmured before pointing to another ad. “What about that one? Its just asking us to gather some eggs.”

“Roc eggs.” Flurry Heart corrected. “We aren't strong enough to take on a pack of them if things go south.”

“Plus heights.” Babs Seed added with a shudder.

Button Mash frowned. “Well I don't see either of you picking out any good ones.”

“Thats cus these are all either really hard, or not worth even our time.” Babs Seed exclaimed with a sigh.

“Wait, here's one.” Flurry Heart pointed out, the hooded female leaning forward. “Wanted, a party consisting of one fighter, one cleric, and at least one mage to help with a gathering quest in the Everfree outskirts.”

Button Mash leaned in and grinned. “And it was posted by Zecora! We have got to do that one.”

“Hell yeah we do. Good eye Bleeding Heart.” Babs Seed exclaimed, before giving the alicorn a firm pat on the back.

A firm pat that was hard enough to knock the wind out of the poor pony. “Please don't do that again.” Begged Flurry Heart after she was able to breathe.

Babs Seed merely laughed. “Maybe one day we’ll put some muscle on that skeleton of yours and then you won't be so easily smacked around.”

Button Mash sighed and placed a hoof on his friend’s cloaked shoulder. “Just ignore her, you did good.” Without missing a beat, the stallion turned to Babs Seed. “Do you still have our stamp?”

The female nodded and pulled it from her bags before planting the enchanted bit of rubber in the center of the ad. “There we go. Now, let's get out of here and meet up with Zecora. I wanna be back in town by supper.” Babs Seed declared with an eager grin.

“What's so important about supper?” Whispered Flurry Heart.

Button Mash smirked as Babs Seed leaned in close to read the advertisement again. “Noodle night at the local pub. Shes crazy for them.”

Flurry Heart smiled. “Maybe we should join her. I always did like the noodles aunty Twilight made for me. I mean it was the only thing she could make but still, it was good.”

“Hey guys. Is it normal for there to be no meet up location listed?” Babs Seed asked suddenly.

“There should be something…” Button Mash remarked before leaning in and finding that his friend was correct and that there was indeed no mention of a location. “Weird.”

“Well where does she live?” Flurry Heart inquired, before looking in the direction of the Everfree. “It can't be too far, right?”

“I don't know.” Button Mash admitted with a shrug. “I’ve heard she lives like super deep in the Everfree but I have no idea where exactly.”

“Hmm that is going to be a problem.” Murmured Flurry Heart.

Babs Seed merely shrugged. “It's no big deal. I bet if we head over that way and wandered around for a bit we are bound to run into her.”

“Well there is only one path leading into the Everfree in that direction.” Remarked Button Mash.

“See? There we go!” Babs Seed exclaimed with a grin before trotting away, her brand new armor gleaming in the afternoon sun.

Button Mash and Flurry Heart shared a look, followed by a shrug before following after their friend as she slipped through the small crowd and began to trot towards the infamous forest.

There were only a handful of other ponies who lingered outside of the town’s borders, meaning that after they broke through what little hoof traffic filled the streets, they were able to make good time towards their goal. Within only a few minutes they had put the quiet, and well made streets of Ponyville behind them. Next they passed by a small train station and after that crossed nearly the entirety of the plains which separated the town from the forest.The great trees of the Everfree stretched up into the sky, appearing taller and more foreboding then they actually were.

The three ponies had been near the forest enough to shrug off this strange aura of fear and unease though and began to look around, searching for the path they knew lay somewhere near their location. Something that didn't take long, as repeated travel had beaten down several paths towards the forest which all connected with a wider, more official looking one. Now standing at the entrance to the weird wood, the three friends exchanged a weary look, unsure of what to do.

“So uh. Any plans now?” Button Mash asked weakly.

Babs Seed cursed and kicked a rock. “I was hoping we would run into Zecora by now.”

“Well we could just sit around for a little while.” Offered Flurry Heart. “It's not like we got anything better to do.”

“Yeah your probably right.” Murmured Button Mash, who plunked down on a tree stump and sighed. “I hope this doesn't take too long. Ever since I mentioned noodles I’ve started to get hungry.”

Babs Seed bumped an armored hip against her friend and smirked. “And you teased me for liking Stone Hearth’s cooking.” She quipped.

“I never said it wasn't good.” Replied Button Mash pointedly.

“So uh, I assume this Zecora person is a zebra right?” Asked Flurry Heart.

Button Mash nodded. “Yeah, why?”

“Cus there is one walking right towards us.” Flurry Heart replied, pointing down the path that extended into the Everfree forest. “She just kinda appeared out of nowhere.”

“Woah, thats freaky.” Babs Seed muttered, the fighter leaning to one side and glancing down the path.

Following his friend’s, Button Mash peered down the path and saw that a zebra was indeed walking towards them, a small, confident smile on her face, and a pair of saddlebags on her back. Large golden hoops hung from either ear, and four golden circlets bound her neck and left forehoof. Her fur looked surprisingly soft for someone who lived in the Everfree, and her mane was long, and had been carefully sculpted into an impressive mohawk.

Upon seeing them, the zebra’s smile grew a little wider, and she began to trot forward with increased confidence. “I see someone has responded to my ad, or at least, I sure hope you had.” Zecora announced.

Button Mash nodded. “We did. Though we couldn't help but notice that there wasn't a meeting place listed.”

“The Everfree forest is filled with danger, to which you are an unfortunate stranger.” Zecora began, the zebra coming to a stop a few feet from the trio. “But now that is no longer the matter, so let us cut all this chatter.”

“Err sure. So uh, what's the job then?” Babs Seed asked.

“I must harvest a most dangerous flower. One containing an incredible power. The job will not be very hard. I merely need a guard.” Zecora ryhmed before turning, and motioning for the trio to follow her.

The companions shared a look before following after the zebra, with Button Mash taking the lead. “I will tell you on the way, and after its done we will discuss pay. For now stay close so you do not get lead astray. I would hate for you to become prey.”

Sharing a collective gulp, the three ponies walked a little closer to the zebra, trotting behind her while keeping one eye on the forest, and the other on their guide.


“So you’ll give us two hundred gold and some potions just for watching your back while you harvest a few flowers and that's the only time you actually need our help?” Button Mash asked with a hint of confusion. “That sounds a little too good to be true.”

The zebra shrugged. “There are no lies or hocus pocus, the harvesting merely needs all my focus.”

“Like when you serve a puffer fish.” Flurry Heart interrupted, her voice still changed so that it remained unrecognizable to new comers.

Zecora raised an eyebrow. “I did not know ponies ate such a dish, but yes it is just like that strange fish.”

“I don't know why you guys are complaining. It's good money, and we hardly have to do anything.” Babs Seed declared with a grin. “Who wouldn't want to watch Zecora while she picks a few plants? Plus it shouldn't end with us getting fucked by some random monster, so thats awesome.”

“I don't think that will be a problem for you.” Zecora exclaimed.

“Hey that last one didn't rhyme.” Button Mash pointed out.

“That is very true.” Zecora replied.

“This is going to be great. Plus it shouldn't even be that dangerous so long as we stay on the path. Why I bet we’ll be eating noodles and drinking ale in no time.” Declared Babs Seed with a wide smile.

Flurry Heart grinned from beneath her hood. “That does sound pretty good. I bet I could even get those new robes I was looking at.”

“Well so long as you don't spend it all on something dumb like a good luck charm.” Quipped Babs Seed while glancing at Button Mash.

Button Mash sighed. “It is not a good luck charm. It is a symbol of my goddess.” The male pulled the pendant from under his robes in emphasis, revealing the heavy silver medallion in the shape of a crystal heart. “See?”

Zecora quickly looked away. “It shouldn't be far from here. Then it's only three plants until were clear.”

The cleric nodded and deposited his necklace back beneath his robes. “Excellent, lead on then.”

Together the companions and Zecora made their way deeper and deeper into the Everfree forest before breaking off from the main trail and proceeding down a much smaller, and less well worn path. Only a few minutes later and they emerged into a small grove, dominated by a field of many different kinds of flowers. Small red ones covered the ground, with tall blue ones poking out of the carpet and growing to over three feet in height.

At the center was a tall, purplish black flower with enormous, draping pedals and a stem thick enough to remind the party of a young tree. The scent was incredibly potent though not unpleasant, the smell merely filling the pony’s senses with a pungent, earthy aroma. It was also slightly brighter here, with the canopy opening up somewhat, and allowing the party to see a good chunk of the sky for the first time in a while.

“Is this it?” Button Mash asked.

Zecora nodded, and began to trot though the field of flowers, crushing the smaller red ones under hoof with little care. “We are indeed on track. Now please watch my back.”

Flurry Heart, Button Mash, and Babs Seed all checked their equipment before breaking apart and surrounding the zebra as she took position next to the large purple flower at the center of the grove. Each one placed their back to the zebra, and readied their weapons or spells, watching the edge of the forest closely. Behind them, Zecora worked quickly, and efficiently, cutting into the flower with a careful precision only an expert was capable of.

Seconds ticked by with the party peering intently at the woods that surrounded them, their inexperience making them jittery. As time ticked by and nothing happened, they collectively breathed a sigh of relief and loosened their grip on their weapons. During this time birds chirped, insects zipped about, yet they saw nothing larger than a squirrel enter the small grove.

“This isn't so bad…” Babs Seed murmured, the earth pony leaning on her large weapon idly.

“Wait, what's that?” Button Mash whispered.

Babs Seed grunted and hefted the pole axe. “I just had to open my big stupid mouth.”

The crunch of a good sized tree trunk was followed by the sound of leaves being tread underfoot. The sound originated from the northern side of the grove, and the three companions hastily put themselves between it and Zecora. As time passed it quickly became apparent that whatever was coming was large, as its footsteps made the ground rumble slightly and worse still it was coming right for them.

Rising to her full height, Babs seed stood on her back hooves, and readied her weapon and her stance for what was coming next. A second later and a bush parted, allowing an enormous bear to step into the grove, only to stop upon seeing the three ponies. Though imposing, the bear seemed unbothered by their presence, and looked at them with what could only be described as a bored expression.

The seconds passed at a snail’s pace, the three ponies growing increasingly confused as the bear merely looked at them, and then around the grove. With a mighty shrug of its shoulders, the animal turned and walked away, vanishing into the woods with surprisingly little sound. Only the tremor caused by its footsteps alerted the three companions to the fact that the creature had even been real in the first place.

“That was weird.” Babs Seed muttered, the earth pony falling back onto all fours.

“Must not have been hungry.” Remarked Flurry Heart.

“Or Cadance is watching over us.” Button Mash exclaimed.

The sound of an irritable snort made them turn to Zecora who was still mid cut.

“Do you have something against Cadance?” Button Mash asked.

“Pony religion is rather odd, and in some ways flawed.” Zecora remarked before pulling out another, smaller dagger with a serrated tip. “I’m not saying its bad. Or that those who worship are sad. Mount Canterlot is where they sit and stew, when they should be here helping you.”

“Well what do zebras believe in then?” Babs Seed asked.

Zecora smiled. “We believe in the great spirits three. Creatures we can call and see.”

“Hey Cadance shows up… sometimes.” Button Mash shot back.

The zebra nodded her head slowly, and after giving one last press of her knife, freed a small bundle of seeds from inside the central stem, placing them in a small vial. “That is one, that is done.” She proclaimed.

“Well then we better get moving then.” Flurry Heart exclaimed. “Where to next?”

Zecora looked around expectantly, before seemingly finding what she was looking for. “Our next destination lies over there. Where there are hopefully less bear.”

“Yeah let's hope so. I don't know if I could ever look Fluttershy in the eye if I had to kill one.” Babs Seed announced with a sigh.

“Your telling me.” Button Mash agreed.

“Well the first one wasn't so bad. I’m sure the next one wont be that different.” Flurry Heart optimistically declared.

“Here's to hoping.” Babs Seed exclaimed before the trio left the grove behind and proceeded deeper into the forest.


“That wasn't so bad.” Exclaimed Button Mash while he was wiping a bit of slime blood off his robes.

Babs Seed and Flurry Heart both nodded in agreement while also cleansing themselves of what little slime marred their armor.

“Yeah that last fight was pretty easy. I guess we are getting a little better at this after all.” Babs Seed declared with a grin.

“Well none of us ended up filled with slime spunk. So we have to be doing something better.” Flurry Heart whispered to her friends.

Who both blushed and hastily went back to cleaning their armor.

A second later Zecora walked up to them with a smile on her face. “You have done well this day. Here is your agreed upon pay.”

The three ponies held out their hooves and were greeted by a hefty sum of gold which was split evenly between them as well as a health potion for each of them. The pony’s eyes were wide, and they hastily stuffed their well earned gold into their bags while contemplating what to do with all that money. All save for Button Mash, who looked up at the forest canopy that still hung above them and obscured the evening sun.

“But we haven't gotten back to your hut yet. I thought we were going to get paid there since the job isn't done yet.” Button Mash exclaimed.

Earning him an elbow from Babs Seed. “Haven't you ever heard of the phrase, dont look a gift whore in the mouth?”

“Augh, how vulgar.” Murmured Flurry Heart.

Zecora shook her head. “Your assistance I no longer need. Until we reach a fork, I will lead.”

“Wait.” Button Mash interrupted, the stallion taking a step forward. “Are you sure you don't want me to heal your hoof? It doesn't seem like I’ll be needing the spell slot anyway.”

The zebra lifted her bandaged hoof and shook her head. “I think you will find I am quite okay. Besides, this is not the end of your day.”

“We do have a long walk back to town.” Flurry Heart remarked.

Button Mash hummed and hawed while eyeing the zebra’s admittedly small injury. “Well so long as it doesn't hurt very much I guess I can leave it.”

“You have no need to worry. Besides, we should probably hurry.” Zecora announced before turning and resuming her trot.

Babs Seed nodded. “Good thinking. We need to get moving if we are going to make it back in time for supper.”

“Remember to tread only upon the path. You would not wish to feel nature’s wrath.” Zecora warned.

The companions trotted after their guide, following her as she worked her way in the direction of Ponyville, though the path grew no less overgrown as time passed.

With Zecora now able to devote her full attention to merely guiding them out of the forest, the ponies breathed a little easier, trusting in their striped friend to not lead them astray. As time passed, conversation flowed between the group, though Zecora kept out of it for the most part. The zebra only chiming in on occasion and keeping her gaze focused on the path ahead of them at all times.

No creatures crossed their path, and no obstacles were discovered until Button Mash yelped, and raised his hoof in shock. “Yowch, that really hurt.” He exclaimed while shaking his hoof.

“What is it?” Babs Seed asked suddenly, the earth pony stepping forward and grabbing her friend’s hoof.

Button Mash shrugged. “It's just a thorn I stepped on, nothing to worry about.”

Zecora walked up and eyed the small bump on the male’s hoof inquisitively, raising it up to the light before frowning. “That is not something you can will away. I would also advise that you not pray.” Zecora began.

“Why shouldn't I use my spells to heal it? What even is it?” Button Mash nervously inquired.

“It would render you quite mute, as that right there is blood root.” Zecora explained before taking a step back and reaching into her bags.

“It would make me mute?!” Button Mash exclaimed in shock.

“Maybe then you won't snore quite so damned much.” Babs Seed remarked with a snicker.

Earning her another elbow to the gut. “This isn't funny Babs! What do I do Zecora?” Button Mash asked nervously.

“Do not worry, do not fear, I have what you need right here.” Zecora announced before pulling out a small vial of something green and viscous from her bag before uncorking it.

Button Mash gulped, and watched closely as the zebra smeared a thin paste over the afflicted area. “There isn't going to be any side effects is there?” He nervously asked, the male watching as the cream sunk into his flesh and vanished within moments.

Zecora nodded. “You have dodged a fate most thorny. Now I’m afraid your doomed to be quite horny.”

“Not again.” Button Mash groaned.

“How long will it last and can we fix this?” Flurry Heart inquired.

Zecora shrugged. “I have already used all my powers, and it will only last a couple of hours. I’m afraid this is also where our ways part. Keep going straight and you will be back at the start.”

Babs Seed nodded. “Thank you, and have a safe journey.”

The zebra gave the trio one final look before turning and slipping soundlessly into the forest, leaving no trace she had ever been there in the first place.

Button Mash cursed. “Just my luck. I won't go mute but I’ve apparently been dosed by some aphrodisiac. Now what?”

“There was a clearing not far from here. I think.” Flurry Heart exclaimed. “We could rest there for bit if worst comes to worst.”

“let's just get back to town.” Babs Seed interrupted. “Button can go get fucked by those nuns he likes hanging out with.”

“They don't- I mean we don't.” Button Mash began, only to growl. “Fine. Whatever. Lets just go already.”

Flurry Heart nodded. “Agreed. We should get as close to town as possible or at least reach that clearing I saw earlier.”

“Well let's hope it doesn't come down to that.” Babs Seed concluded. “The outer Everfree isn't quite as dangerous as the heart but it isn't exactly safe either.”

“Let's go already!” Button Mash shouted from his position at the head of the group.

“Yeah yeah, were coming.” Babs Seed muttered before following after her friend.

Flurry Heart was about to do the same before she stopped and turned to where Button Mash had stopped only a minute ago. Searching the forest floor she found no sign of this root Zecora mentioned and she was about to burn one of her spell slots to scan the ground when she heard a shout from behind her.

“Come on Bleeding, we are wasting daylight here!” Babs Seed yelled.

Flurry Heart frowned, but reluctantly turned away, trotting after the other mare. “Coming!”


“So… hot. Can't… move.” Button Mash muttered, the male stumbling weakly down the path.

His friends walked awkwardly behind him, the two females forced to watch as he struggled to even contain the pre that dribbled endlessly from his cock. Worse yet he was slow, distracted, and leaning constantly on his staff for support, his knees having gotten so weak it was difficult for the male to even stand. His cheeks were flushed, his face having become a bright red, and his breath was slow and oddly labored for some reason.

“Are you sure he's okay?” Babs Seed whispered.

Flurry Heart frowned, but nodded regardless. “He definitely isn't any pain. He's just really, really horny.”

“Well that sounds pretty painful to me.” Babs Seed muttered.

Button Mash fell to his knees and groaned. “I can't go a step further.” He declared.

Flurry Heart’s frown deepened. “We aren't far from the clearing at least. Maybe after he relieves himself he will be able to walk a little further.”

“I wouldn't count on that.” Babs Seed whispered back. “I don't think he can even get off without getting fucked.”

“I do know a special spell that may help with that. It wouldn't be too difficult either, and I have three spell slots left.” Flurry Heart offered.

Babs Seed blushed, and looked away. “Let's just keep that in our back pocket for the moment. Right now we need to drag his ass to that clearing before we do anything.”

Babs Seed trotted up to Button Mash’s right and hooked a leg under him. “Please tell me you brought your strap on along.” Begged the male.
“I did not. Besides, your going to beat off and then were all going to walk the rest of the way back to town no problem.” Babs Seed declared.

“You can do that for us. Right?” Flurry Heart added as she grabbed his other side.

Together the two females hoisted their friend to his hooves and began to drag him along the path and towards the aforementioned clearing. “I don't know… It's been a long time since I’ve used just my hooves.” Button Mash explained.

“Well just do your best.” Babs Seed muttered while doing her own best to avoid eye contact with the male.

It didn't take long until the companions were able to reach the clearing they had seen several hours ago, and once there, they gently lowered their friend to the soft earth. After that they gave him a respectful berth, stepping back and allowing him a little distance to take care of himself. Something the male did his best to do by immediately reaching beneath his robes and beginning to tug on his already rock hard cock.

The action was awkward, forced and felt strangely unnatural to the male who stood only slightly out of sight of his friends. Not like he wasn't used to them seeing him like this, but that knowledge didn't exactly make him feel any better about his circumstances. Still, he couldn't stop now, and Button Mash stroked himself as quickly as possible, desperate to get some measure of relief.

Seconds turned to minutes and even as Button Mash’s cock began to ache, he received no pleasure from the act. With a groan, the male fell to his knees and pounded a hoof against the ground in frustration. A litany of curses were only just barely held back by the strong willed priest whose loins burned with an intensity that he had never felt before.

“Dammit it all.” He muttered bitterly.

“Are you alright there... Buddy?” Babs Seed hesitantly asked.

“Do I look okay to you?” Button Mash shot back, the male gesturing to his sweat stained body and bright red face.

The female winced, and rubbed the back of her neck awkwardly. “Are you sure you can't walk any further? Maybe I could carry you until-”

Button Mash groaned. “I will not be carried around like a sack of potatoes. So unless you got a dick between those legs of yours, then kindly screw off.”

The male continued to grumble to himself as his friend walked away, leaving him to angrily tug on his dick and curse his foul luck. This continued for some time, Button Mash ignoring the sound of armor being discarded and a spell being cast. His attention only shifted when he heard hooves approaching once more, his frustration quickly getting the better of him.

“What did I tell you Babs Seed I…” Button Mash began, only for his gaze to settle on an enormous dick hanging between the former female’s legs. “Is that what I think it is?”

“If you think it's a big, fully functional dick that replaced my lady bits then you would be correct.” Babs Seed declared. “Now bend over.”

“I should probably get some lube or something.” Button Mash muttered weakly, even as he quickly took off his robes, and discarded his bags.

Babs Seed snorted and stepped forward. “You’ve been fucked enough times I bet you don't even need it anymore.”

“That's not… Okay maybe it is true.” Button Mash reluctantly admitted. “But wouldn't it be weird? I mean we did kiss that one time at that party but this is different.”

“Just think of it like I’m helping you jack off or something.” Babs Seed replied dismissively .

“That doesn't make it much better.” Muttered Button Mash, who couldn't help but quirm in place. “But at this point I don't really care. We can get all kinds of awkward together after you fuck me.”

Babs Seed watched as her friend bent over before her, presenting himself to her in a rushed, yet still kind of seductive manner. The former female couldn't help but feel her gaze linger on her friend’s feminine features, starting at his legs and going up from there. The toned, firm flanks promised a nice pillowy resting place for the earth pony’s thighs, and his strong, yet shapely, generous curves meant he would be able to stay standing even if they really got really into it.

“Are you going to do it or just stare at me all day?” Button Mash demanded, the male’s face glowing brightly with shame as he continued to present himself.

Babs Seed shook her head, clearing out the strange thoughts swirling in her mind and forcing her thoughts back to the task at hoof. “Right, just give me a sec. This still feels weird.”

Stumbling forward, Babs Seed winced as her new dick slapped audibly against her chest. It took a few more seconds to orient herself, but when that was done she reared up, and awkwardly mounted the male. The second her hooves settled on his lower back, and the thick head of her cock bumped against Button Mash’s hole the male shivered in ecstasy.

Even that small amount of intimacy was more than enough to make him shake and shudder, his cock twitching and spilling pre all over the ground. Even the less then coordinated fumbling of the larger pony felt surprisingly good, though his patience was quickly beginning to wane. Thankfully it wasn't exactly difficult to get into position, and after a brief bout of awkwardness, Babs Seed found herself right where she wanted to be, the head of her cock resting firmly between Button Mash’s cheeks.

Once that happened, Button Mash couldn't help but wonder how big she was in relation to his other lovers, as she no doubt rivaled even Scorch in size. Her sheer girth was what impressed him the most though, and once again the male was glad he had always been such a size queen as it meant he was ready for what was coming next. Her first thrust hit her mark, but slipped off, unable to find purchase and being caressed by the male’s supple ass.

Despite the intense heat burning inside of him, Button Mash resisted the urge to comment about this unfortunate event, as even the brief brush was enough to make him whimper in pleasure. He didn't have to wait long though, as Babs Seed thrusted again, and again before finally hitting her mark on the fourth try. When that happened, Button Mash couldn't help but cry out in ecstasy, his hole being forced to spread wide around the thick head of his newest lover.

Babs Seed herself seemed shocked by how good it felt as well, with the pony unexpectedly arching her back and letting out a deep moan. An action that Button Mash mimicked, while also pressing his neck against the soft underside of his partner’s. The sudden bout of intimacy made Babs Seed stop in shock, only to quickly return the sentiment, nuzzling the smaller pony right back.

With pleasure flooding their systems, the two ponies found themselves guided by instinct more than anything, and Babs Seed thrusted awkwardly into Button Mash. Though not the most coordinated of movements, Button Mash didn't notice or care, as it was more than enough for him. Another jolt of pleasure, and another tiny bit of relief shot through him, though that feeling was brief and quickly swallowed by the well of heat that resided deep in his guts.

Babs Seed didn't stop there though, and despite her awkwardness, she was incredibly eager to continue, thrusting continuously into her partner. Slowly, she began to get used to the enormous appendage, the pleasurable sensations filling her mind and making her see this new part of her in an altogether different light. As despite how awkward she was, and the fact that they were fucking on the cold ground of the forest it was already some of the best sex she had ever had.

And she had yet to even bottom out yet no less.

From the sidelines, Flurry Heart watched her companions out of the corner of her eye, noticing how awkward, they were. Though even still, they were both moaning unabashedly, as if they werent fucking in the middle of the woods for all to see. Turning away from the debauched scene, Flurry Heart let her horn dull as her spell completed, a rudimentary defensive ward now put in place to stop anyone from wandering in on them.

It may have been her second last spell, but it was worth it as something told the pony that they were going to be here for quite some time. Once done, the disguised alicorn trotted back across the clearing, only glancing at her companions a few more times before sitting down and placing her back to them. The distance did little to counter her own growing arousal though, as she could still hear them fucking, and even smell a few stray hints of sweat on the light breeze.

Though not enough to tempt the alicorn quite yet, it was enough to make her bite her lip and attempt to focus on her surroundings. Boring leaves blurred into boring grass and soon she found herself slowly beginning to turn around again. Until Flurry Heart realized what she was doing, and she forced herself to glare at the woods, as if they had somehow personally slighted her.

“Just keep watch Flurry Heart. Your friends need you.” She muttered to herself.

Across the small expanse the two ponies continued to fuck with complete abandon, with Babs Seed shoving her midring into the male and ramming herself deep into the girly stallion’s ass. The already quite noticeable bulge in his midsection grew bigger still, easily eclipsing his comparatively tiny cock by an order of magnitude. If this enormous amount of stretching bothered the male he didn't show it, as he kept on moaning, and grinding himself against his new lover.

The young ponies quickly learned what each other enjoyed, and though there was a bit of fumbling, they also managed to coordinate their thrusts quite well. So well in fact that Button Mash couldn't help but wonder if Babs Seed had ever actually used that strap on he knew she owned. Pushing that thought aside, Button Mash chose not to contemplate that at the moment, as he had bigger things to deal with.

Like an orgasm that was beginning to come ever closer, each impact of Babs Seed’s hips sending a bolt of lightning up his spine. It wasn't going to take long at this point, that much was obvious, and judging from her increasingly jerky movements, Babs Seed was probably going to cum at about the same time he did. With his body so wracked with pleasure and heat the male couldn't do much to make Babs Seed feel better though, and he settled on merely nuzzling her and moaning her name in a deep, throaty tone.

Something that seemed to work well, as Babs Seed bucked her hips with increased ferocity, pounding her partner viciously and repeatedly, quickly bottoming out inside him. Which was exactly what Button Mash wanted, as the small male relished the sensation of being made subservient to a much larger, more dominant pony. One with a cock three times the size of his own, and who was more than willing to treat him like the whore he knew he was deep down inside.

“I’m close.” Babs Seed whispered between moans.

“Me too. Give me all you got!” Button Mash shouted.

The fighter merely grunted before doing just that, pounding the male with renewed vigor and causing her other new parts to slap audibly against his. Though slightly painful, it felt weirdly good to the male, who couldn't help but moan as he felt his balls get smacked around by Babs Seed’s much larger ones. He didn't focus on that though, as he was busy pushing back against his lover, trying to give just as much pleasure as he was receiving.

An action that wasn't wholly needed given just how amazing this already felt for the recently bedicked fighter. Sure enough, it didn't take long for her orgasm to arrive, her inexperience leaving her with little chance of holding it back for more than a tense few seconds. Her thrusts quickly became sloppier than usual, though neither pony cared at this point, as they were so close that nothing would stop them.

Though Babs Seed had entertained a fleeting desire to make her lover orgasm first, in the end she was unable to follow through, as everything was just too new for her. Though she did manage to keep thrusting right up until she came, her body quickly stopped responding to her commands shortly thereafter and lurched to a halt. One last titanic thrust was all she could muster before she buried herself in the male’s ass and began to unload into him.

The flaring head of Babs Seed’s cock felt amazing to the male, almost as good as when she began to unload what felt like the entirety of her balls into his hole. Wave after wave of cum splashed into his guts, filling him and driving him to orgasm from the sheer force of her ejaculation. His orgasm didn't have anywhere to go though, and so it dribbled from the end of his prick, pooling on the forest floor where it was quickly forgotten.

Moaning long and hard, Button Mash reached under his belly and gently caressed the growing bulge in his midsection. It didn't take long for Babs Seed’s cum to bloat Button Mash’s stomach to the point that it obscured the bump the head of her cock made in his belly. Rubbing that spot made Button Mash shudder in pleasure, though he had to put his hoof back down, lest he get knocked over completely.

While this was happening, Babs Seed found herself panting and moaning, her cheek pressed tight against Button Mash’s. Who nuzzled her while moaning her name, making the recently endowed pony to cum even harder. On and on this continued until finally Babs Seed got a handle on her the new sensations flooding her body and was finally able to shake loose the haze of lust which had hung over her.

“So, did you have fun?” Babs Seed asked, the pony silently hoping that she had at least managed to perform at an amateur level.

“That was a wonderful first round.” Button Mash replied before planting a kiss on his lover’s cheek.

“Wait, first round? But you came like, super hard.” Babs Seed asked.

“What, you thought I was going to be done after just that?” Button Mash scoffed.

“Well yeah, every stallion I’ve been with just kinda quit after the first go.” Babs Seed muttered.

Button Mash raised his head proudly. “Well not this stallion.”

Babs Seed grinned. “Well alright. As soon as I’m hard we can go again. Say, we should probably check on Flurry Heart to see if she…”

Her voice trailed off when she spotted the alicorn striding towards them, a nervous grin on her face, and an impressive cock dangling between her legs.

“Woah.” Button Mash muttered.

“I hope you don't mind if I joined in on the fun?” Flurry Heart nervously asked. “I made sure to put a few wards down, so we shouldn't get interrupted.”

Babs Seed felt oddly conflicted, some small part of her wanting to keep Button Mash all for herself, though that thought was quickly pushed aside. “The more the merrier!” She exclaimed with a fake grin.

“H-hey! Don't I get a say?” Button Mash asked while blushing profusely.

“Do you not want to suck me off?” Flurry Heart asked, the alicorn coming to a stop a few feet away before discarding her cloak and bags.

Button Mash watched as the necromancer disrobed, her cock bouncing around as she did so. It was large, though not quite as big as Babs Seed’s, a fact that was fine with Button Mash, as he wasn't sure if he could take them both at once if that was the case. As he watched her, Button Mash couldn't help but think how good it would feel to have both of his holes stuffed full of dick.

“Fine. But you have to be gentle for the first bit. I haven't been double penetrated in a while.” Button Mash cautioned.

Babs seed laughed aloud. “A while? It was like a month ago.”

“So? That's a while.” Button Mash replied dismissively, the male able to feel as his first lover slowly became hard while still inside of his ass.

“So uh, how do I do this?” Flurry Heart asked nervously, the spell caster’s inexperience shining through.

“Just come closer, and take my hoof. There we go.” Button Mash stated as he guided the pony into position, the head of her cock quickly lining up with his lips.

Babs Seed smiled, and pushed herself up until she was standing on her back hooves and gripping the male’s flanks with her forehooves. “Put your hooves on his back, yeah just like that.” Babs Seed commented, pointing to the exact spot which would give Flurry Heart enough leverage.

“Oh, oh my.” Flurry Heart muttered as she fell into place.

“Are you two ready back there?” Button Mash asked.

Babs Seed nodded, her cock having become hard without having ever pulled out of him. “I’m ready!” She exclaimed with a grin.

Flurry Heart smiled nervously. “I suppose I’m as ready as I’ll ever be.”

“Alright then, let's get this party started!”


Button Mash stumbled blissfully down the path, his asshole gaping wide as a fresh surge of hot cum spilled out of it. Though it marred the robes he had donned once more, the male didn't really care at the moment. He felt too good to give even a second thought to the fact that his once pristine priestly vestments were now covered in cum, sweat, and grass stains.

While he walked, Flurry Heart and Babs Seed made sure to stay on either side of the male, keeping him from stumbling off the path. Not like they were in any better shape mind you, and they both walked a little funny, though one a little more than the other. Babs Seed had elected to keep her dick, while Flurry Heart had gotten rid of hers, returning her pussy and allowing her to walk normally. Unlike Babs Seed who stumbled almost as much as Button Mash did, the pony finding it strange to walk with a sheethe, and balls between her legs.

“That was great.” Murmured Button Mash.

“It certainly wasn't bad…” Flurry Heart reluctantly admitted, the alicorn wearing her disguise once more, changing her voice and leaving it unrecognizable.

“Are you kidding? That was amazing!” Babs Seed declared with a grin. “I haven't had sex that good in well…”

Flurry Heart raised an eyebrow. “In forever?”

“Yeah…” Babs Seed muttered.

“Hey look, were back in town!” Button Mash declared with a dopey grin.

“I wonder if they are still serving supper.” Pondered Flurry Heart, who glanced up at the evening sky, and realized that it was nearly eight o'clock already.

“Good thinking. I’m starving.” Babs Seed agreed.

“Not me!” Button Mash added as the male patted his huge, bulging cum belly in emphasis, causing it to slosh audibly.

“Heh, you won't have to eat for a week at this rate.” Babs Seed exclaimed, the fighter bumping an armored hip against her friend’s unarmored one.

Flurry Heart ignored her companions and focused solely on her surroundings, distracting herself by trying to become more familiar with the layout of the town. Passing by a few stray cottages, Flurry Heart remembered the train station they had passed on the way here. It didn't take long until the station in question came into view, and just as Flurry Heart was about to look away, she noticed something peculiar.

“Is that, Zecora?” Flurry Heart asked while pointing to the train station.

Babs Seed gave her head a vigorous shake before following Flurry Heart’s hoof to the train station. Few ponies were around at this hour and those few who were around were leaving the train which sat idling at the station, before making their way into town. All save for a single white and black zebra who stood patiently near the edge of the platform, her bags bulging with seemingly random supplies.

“So it is… and she isn't wearing the bandage either.” Babs Seed whispered.

“Whozat now?” Button Mash slurred, the male falling against Babs Seed’s shoulder and nearly toppling to the ground when he tried to find what they were looking at.

The fighter was quick on the draw though, and caught the male before pointing him towards where the zebra stood. “This is serious Button Mash. That could be a changeling” Babs Seed hissed.

The cleric blinked a few times before his vision finally cleared, the mention of a changeling making a flicker of anger burn in his chest. “Woah, that is Zecora. I thought she said she was staying in her hut for the rest of the day.”

“Yeah she was supposedly doing experiments for the next little while.” Flurry Heart whispered, only to gasp suddenly. “Do you guys think it might be a sign that Chrysalis is planning something?”

“I don't know about that, but Zecora doesn't even have a mark where she cut her leg.” Babs Seed offered.

“It must be.” Admitted Button Mash.

“What do we do?” Flurry Heart asked nervously, the alicorn watching closely as the zebra stepped onto the train and disappeared.

“We should tell someone, like the elements of harmony or the guard.” Babs Seed offered.

“Can't we get back to the inn first and clean up?” Button Mash interjected, raising a cum covered hoof in emphasis. “Cus I do not want to look the elements in the eye while looking like this.”

Babs Seed frowned, and sniffed herself only to gag. “Your right. We stink.”

“So, we go back to the inn, get cleaned up and grab something to eat and then after that we find the elements?” Flurry Heart inquired.

Button Mash nodded. “If that's alright with you guys.”

“Alright then. What are we waiting for?” Babs Seed asked. “Lets go catch us a changeling!”


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