Chapter 4:

Day 6:

“Welcome back students to yet another session of your health class.” The cyan unicorn said, trying to sound cheerful but failing to bring in any real sense of joy. Around him, he could see how tired his students had already become, not that he would judge them. The truth was that No Nut November was truly the hardest challenge a stallion could ever go through, with the one exception called Destroy Dick December, and that part was 'optional'. He understood how hard it must be holding everything back, but that was how this month worked.

“I know it must be tough already because by now we’re producing six times that of usual, so I understand the strain you must all be feeling. From now on, the lectures shall be optional, though you'll still be forced to stay inside here, but anyway, I’ll go ahead and continue our lesson.” The professor said, allowing a few seconds for his students to get comfortable before he booted up the monitor.

Immediately some of the more inexperienced males looked away in embarrassment while others simply grimaced as they realized what they were going to study for today. At least the professor decided to show them now rather than later during the month.

“As I already mentioned before, a ‘CumPocalypse’ could be created by a single Hyper Stallion. Now, these aren’t just any regular stallions with a small increase in size. No, you’re dealing with the big leagues. Hyper Stallions are 50% bigger than average, and while that might seem small, when you consider how big average stallions are already, you could see why these special ponies are called Hyper Stallions. Not only are they bigger in both length and girth, but their sperm production is also massively greater than the average stallion, able to create liters upon liters of the substance like an endless waterfall. Am I making you all feel uneasy? Yes, I am, but at least I brought up this subject today and not tomorrow because otherwise, it would’ve been harder for you guys to concentrate.” The unicorn said as he showed a model of how big a Hyper Stallion was compared to the average stallion. The fact that such stallions could grow to such size became a bit intimidating to some. Suddenly a student raised his hoof, prompting the unicorn to raise an eyebrow.

“Yes?”

“Are you a Hyper Stallion?” The young colt asked, causing everyone within the room to blush madly, with the professor lightly stammering.

“You don’t ask those types of questions here, especially during this month.” An older student said, reprimanding the younger one. The young colt shrank into his chair, feeling guilty that he had caused the rest to feel uncomfortable. After recovering from the small shock the student had given him, the teacher decided to give his answer.

“Well… if you truly wanted to know… yes… I am a Hyper Stallion.” The professor confessed, causing the rest to spin around, many being surprised, others shocked, while others even became scared. “Being a Hyper Stallion is a double-edged sword. On one hoof, you have greater resistance and control over yourself, but the downside is that if you do explode… Well, I already went over what would happen yesterday. But the Department of Education had decided to place me as your Health Class Teacher because they feel that my ability to control myself is strong enough to last me through the month, and I have gone through various Novembers and survived to prove it. The DOE prefers having a Hyper Stallion as a Health Teacher than a stallion who would probably blow himself up in front of a crowd of male students and start a chain reaction. A very… ‘messy’ one.” The professor said with a soft smile as he remembered countless memories from his past.

“So… how many Hyper Stallions are there? You said that the number had increased since No Nut November started right?” The young colt asked again, causing the rest of the classroom to groan as they realized that there was no point in stopping the kid and the best thing they could do was ignore him.

“Well yes, the number of Hyper Stallions and the frequency that they appear has increased over the centuries. The first-ever true Hyper Stallion was said to be King Sombra, and whether that was true or not does not matter. As of right now, around 0.001% of all males are Hyper Stallions, and while that might seem like a small number, it’s more than enough to flood the entire world. And that’s not including the 0.1% of stallions who are candidates for becoming Hyper Stallions. So yes there has been an increase of Hyper Stallions since Discord had been defeated. Any more questions?” The professor asked, holding up his pointer just in case nobody else wanted to ask.

“Uhm… Has there been any case where a colt had the size of a Hyper Stallion before becoming 19?” The same colt asked, causing one of his classmates to groan.

“It’s time to stop…”

“No no no no, this is a valid question that must be answered.” The cyan stallion said, shushing the student that had been interrupting the curious one. “I already told you that if you did not want to hear you could simply cover your ears or distract yourself in another way by reading a book or such. The answer is unknown actually. There had been cases where a colt was close to reaching Hyper Stallion status by the age of 18, but either they stopped growing or they became Hyper Stallions after becoming an adult, not before. In theory, though, it could be possible, and as time passes on, we might eventually run to the point where colts can reach ‘Hyper Stallion’ rank before becoming adults, perhaps forcing us to raise the bar or create a new rank. Chances are that civilization would’ve ended before we reached that point because of a ‘CumPocalypse’, so why bother inventing new things and improving our civilizations beyond the point it already is if all of our efforts will one day be destroyed by a massive flood of cum.” The professor replied.

“If we had the technology, would it be possible to find a way to-”

“Now that’s a different question for another day.” The professor interrupted. “Perhaps there’s enough time for Equestria to rapidly industrialize itself to find a technological solution to our dilemma and to save everyone from this sad ending. But we’ll be talking about that next time we’re all together.” The adult pony said, before changing the monitor to another screen.,

“I think I might’ve totaled him…” Moonlight said as Shining Armor softly glared at her.

“Might’ve? How about ‘You’ve Completely Wasted Him!’” The white unicorn yelled as they looked at the fallen pegasi that had been laid on a hospital bed as his body spasmed, his face looking silly as his tongue stuck outside of his mouth.

“How!? I just simply tickled him all over the place! My wings can’t be that lethal!” The grey-purple-tinted furred thestral declared, shaking her head and causing her lilac mane to sway a bit. The white unicorn simply deadpanned.

“Should I remind you what area of the military you’re within again?” Shining Armor said through his teeth. Moonlight placed a hoof on her chin as she began to think.

“I’m part of the Lunar Night Guard, we hide in the shadows, and we use quick and effective methods to take down infiltrators like instant knockout techniques, poison, paralysis, and sleeping darts, and we’re good at ‘convincing’ others.” The thestral said, with a hint of pride at the last sentence. The Prince of the Crystal Empire simply face hoofed.

“What do you usually dip your wings into?” The white unicorn groaned, trying to make Moonlight get his point. The young thestral simply smiled.

“Dipped them into some of the most powerful tranquilizers like Rohypnol, Carfentanil, and other powerful things, so that when I need to take out some infiltrator, I just need to lightly tap them with the tip of my wings and ‘BAM!’. Sleeping like a little foal.” The Lunar Night Guard said, smiling a bit as she remembered such missions where she was successfully able to knock out such ponies quickly.

“And what did you use to tickle him?” Shining Armor said flatly, tired from having to drag this conversation longer than it should’ve. The thestral simply beamed.

“With my wings of cou-”

“...-.-...”

“Oh.”

The thestral simply shuffled her hooves as she fell into a state of silence and embarrassment, looking back at Midnight as she realized that his state of pain had been caused by her. Of course, just because she was guilty didn’t exactly mean she wanted to take the full blame.

“Isn’t he like… Immune to toxins and such? He told me that he could resist those things and that tickling wouldn’t do a single thing!” Moonlight stated only for Shining Armor to face hoof once again.

“Ok, let’s just say that you’re right, that Midnight is immune to most toxins, but due to the intensity of the toxins, it ‘neutralizes’ his ability to become unaffected by everything else. Moonlight, how much do you know about torture techniques and ‘tickling’?” The white stallion asked, not amused at all.

“Uhm… Tickling is a torture device...right?” The thestral asked, but being unsure of her answer and visibly showing it caused Shining Armor to groan even louder.

“Yes. It. Is. And. Do. You. Know. What. It. Means. To. Be. ‘Tickled. To. Death’?”

“I don’t like how you’re saying each word one at a time, it’s making me feel uncomfortable. Uhm… no?” The thestral said, shuddering a bit as she felt uneasy about how her superior was acting towards her.

“Let me make it clear… Even if Midnight is immune to toxins, the fact that the toxins would be so powerful enough to cancel out his ability to resist anything else, when you tickle him, and I’m guessing you drove it on all night long… You could’ve bucking killed him! I already have to deal with that annoying pegasus called Rainbow Dash and the military being a train wreck, I do not want to deal with something else!” The white stallion yelled out loud, clearly showing that this November hadn’t been easy on him, and it was taking all of his willpower to not only blow himself up in a ‘Cumplosion’ but also to hold his emotions together. The military had always become a train wreck every November, which forced Shining to do most of the reorganization, and with Rainbow constantly causing chaos everywhere, his job had only gotten more difficult and stressful.

Given that Midnight would usually read to her some stories from the Friendship Journal, Moonlight had heard that when Shining became a father, he went through a lot of stress thanks to Flurry being, well Flurry. The only thing that helped him was his wife, but now that she was not here anymore due to NNN, Moonlight understood why Shining Armor had become so tired and frustrated.

“Oops.” The thestral let out, which caused Shining Armor to groan even louder as he perceived this as Moonlight just now understanding the severity of the situation. After using some breathing techniques, the white unicorn slid down onto a nearby chair and just sighed.

“Just… Forget about it… Stay here if you want… I have to do some more reorganization here in the military… Tell me when he wakes up.” The Captain of the Royal Guard said, panting a bit after letting out his frustration, before charging his magic and teleporting himself away. Moonlight stayed in her spot, thinking about what had just happened, but before she could begin to worry about the Captain’s condition, she heard a soft gasp behind her. Turning herself around, it was to her pleasant surprise to see her favorite blue pegasi finally regaining control over his body. After a minute or two, Midnight finally woke up, staring towards the ceiling before his vision landed onto the thestral.

“Uhm… What happened?” The young pegasi asked, disoriented as he tried to lift himself from the bed only to nearly fall onto the ground. Moonlight immediately helped the young colt up as paralyzation still ran over his entire body.

“Tickled you with my wings; You got Paralyzed.” The thestral stated as she tried to help Midnight. After another minute, the young pegasi shook his entire body as it began to function again.

“Oh… why did you tickle me again?” Midnight asked, his memory being scrambled a bit after having been unconscious for a few hours. “The only thing I remember was being with Gallus and then you swooping in and knocking me unconscious.” The young blue pegasi simply scratched his head in confusion as he tried to remember.

“Hmm, you seem to have a theme for forgetting things, like… I don’t know… forgetting about your meeting with me during lunchtime?” Moonlight said, raising an eyebrow at Midnight as he began to scratch the back of his dark blue mane in embarrassment.

“Oops… welp, I guess I kind of deserved what I got right?” The young pegasi said, laughing nervously. “I think I remember what happened yesterday… luckily I didn’t feel most of the pain, just the lack of air… or did the lack of pain come directly from the lack of oxygen?” Midnight then yawned as he still felt tired from Moonlight’s tickle assault that she had given him throughout the night until he went unconscious. After resting a little longer, the young blue pegasi settled his hooves onto the ground, his body shaking from time to time as he still had to recover a lot after being nearly tickled to death, literally speaking.

“It’s my fault actually, I pushed things a bit too far. I should’ve stopped once an hour passed but I kept going until you went unconscious.” The thestral said, shuffling her hooves as she fell into embarrassment.

“No, it’s fine. Uhm… where is Gallus? Do you think he slept in the cafeteria? Cause I didn’t assign him to a sleeping quarter, and neither did Shining I believe.” The young pegasi asked a bit worried that his new subordinate had been forced to sleep in the cafeteria. Moonlight placed a hoof on his shoulder to calm him down in case he was starting to panic. Luckily for her, this wasn’t necessary as Midnight continued to remain calm.

“I believe Gallus went up to Shining Armor soon after I captured you and thus he was assigned to our quarters. He’ll be staying there until Shining can reorganize the military. He was a bit mad at me for recklessly causing such actions, but he soon calmed down a few minutes before you woke up… no hard feelings?” Moonlight asked, to which the young blue pegasi nodded.

“Yeah, no hard feelings. Just give me a warning next time alright? And please don’t drag it on for the entire night. I still feel sore from what you gave me yesterday.” Midnight said, wincing a bit as his shoulder cramped up a bit.

“I could give you a massage! I have some oil that we could use. It’d be fun Midnight, feeling your muscles and releasing all of that tension from them. Making you relax~ You could even do the same thing to me and rub your hooves over my curves if you want~” The thestral suggested, for a moment losing herself to her lust as her mind wandered off to the potential scenes that could play during the massage. Some were peaceful and innocent, others… were ‘a hot mess’ so to speak.

“I’ll pass for now… maybe some other day? I don’t think the massage would help, and it’ll only knock me out again.” The young pegasi said, missing Moonlight’s tone of lust. “I think I’ll be doing something else alright? Like meeting up with Gallus?”

“Alright alright, I guess that’s an option. Go ahead, I have some things I must do.” The thestral said, smiling at Midnight before spreading her wings and dropping out of the window, before flying away. After seeing her disappear around the corner, Midnight began to walk outside of the door, nearly tripping himself over at one time due to his high level of exhaustion. It didn’t take him long to go to the cafeteria, where he met Sunny once again.

“Heard you were unconscious, boy. Must be hungry eh?” The golden mare asked, to which Midnight weakly smiled.

“I am. Anything I could eat?” The young pegasi asked, to which the mare nodded as she headed towards the fridge.

“Everything that you could ask for here is available. What do you want then?” The mare asked, smiling at Midnight, who pondered a bit on what he should choose.

“Hmm… how about some Sunny Side?” The pegasi responded, only to become confused as the mare began to blush as she began to ponder on the various alternative meanings that such a sentence could bring.

“So you want me~?” The golden mare asked flirtatiously, winking at him, only to softly laugh at his confused face. “Oh, I remember when I used that joke to try and flirt with you. I’m pretty sure though that you want the food that goes by the name ‘Sunny Side’, and not the mare huh?” The lunchmare asked, to which Midnight nodded with confusion. “Well, let me get it ready. At least I’m not a baker. Otherwise, I would’ve asked you to put ‘The Bun in the Oven’ for me. I could still do that joke if you want some bread on the side.”

“I wouldn’t understand the joke, but I’d certainly like some bread as well.” Midnight said, blinking in confusion as the mare began to laugh again.

“Oh Midnight, sometimes you’re too innocent.” The mare said, before pushing him a plate of food that had everything that he ordered. “Enjoy your food. Catch you around.” The mare said, smiling as he left to find a table to sit in.

He was still confused of course. This always happened once in a while, but it seemed that it’d only increase during November and in Spring as well. Why? Why did that always happen? Especially towards him? He found it a bit annoying that while he didn’t understand anything, the others around him did though. Why was he the only one clueless? Why didn’t they target the rest who’d understand their true intentions? Did they target him simply because he was ‘innocent’, by whatever that meant? Or because they knew something he didn’t know? The fact that he didn’t know made him even more confused, but by the end, he decided that if he wanted to know what was going on, he should ask Moonlight. She had promised to explain everything to him, and he figured that she’d be as willing as she had been before to explain it. Perhaps that might be where he could gain his explanations.

But that would have to wait until later, right now the only thing he could do was to eat his food and regain his lost energy. Hopefully, when they cross paths again, Moonlight would be able to explain everything to him and that he’d be able to understand it.

Now, what was he going to do? Ah yes! Check up on Gallus. And then maybe go ask Moonlight? It sounded like a fair plan to him, and after pondering on it for a few moments, he settled on it. First Gallus, maybe Shining, then Moonlight.

Thus, with that question out of the way, the young blue pegasi continued to enjoy his meal, hoping for the best.

Author's Note

Please Read This... If You Want!

Hey! Thank you for going over the Author's Notes, you might find some interesting things here!

So the first thing I want to address is that if I were to create a sequel, I already have an idea for it! This leads to a different issue, which is if this story should be Anthro or Pony. I never explicitly stated if this story had Anthro or Regular Ponies, and if you actually take a moment to look through the story you'll find some hints showing that I do not know whether to make this story Anthro or Regular.

For Example, Gallus says the following in chapter 3.
"On the other hoof... claw... hand?"

You'll also find me accidentally typing 'Hand' instead of 'Hoof' in other chapters. Now, I could simply make it Anthro since the sequel would most likely be using anthro characters to... spice things up. However, I'm inclining to make this story just have Regular Ponies, due to the term 'colts', 'stallions', 'mares', etc. There wouldn't be much use for Anthro ponies in this specific story, maybe in the sequel, but not here.

So I ask of you that when you read my future chapters, just mentally choose between the characters being anthro or regular ponies. Or if you want to help me, vote if you want both this story and its sequel to be either Anthro or Regular Ponies (Feral for Short), or just one of them to be say Anthro while the other would be Regular.

Another point I want to bring up is ideas, mainly jokes. I only have a limited number of ideas and jokes, and while storywise I have no lack of ideas, when it comes to jokes, I feel that eventually they'll begin to run dry and become repetitive. So I ask you guys to brainstorm and submit other jokes. It doesn't matter what type of joke, remember the setting of the story, sex jokes are fine, but so are regular ones. Feel free to bring anything to the table, and I'm happy with any theories and other ideas (apart from jokes) that you guys will bring.

Finally, on the subject of characters, there are some like 'The Professor', 'The Students', Sunny Side, 'Guards', 'Rainbow's Victims', and such that don't really have a straightforward personality and are just kind of there. Of course 'The Professor' and Sunny Side have been thought a bit more better, but I want to give them the respect they should have as characters, to make them more complete. So I ask of you guys to help be expand their characters, as well as help me correct the interpretation of other characters like Rainbow, Shining, and Gallus, with the setting of the story in mind. Correct me on my interpretation of the 'Canon' Characters (all characters originally from mlp) and help me construct better my 'Side Characters' (every character that appears once every chapter or so but aren't part of the actual story).

Everything helps me, and so feel free to comment about anything. And thank you for supporting my story. I hope I will live up to your expectations and continue to provide you good content. Any ideas are accepted at the table, as well as criticisms. I hope you enjoyed this chapter, and stay tuned for the next chapter!

Midnight Blitzer, signing out!