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What Do You Mean We Can't Eat Nuts!?

by Shadic Midnight Blitzer
Its the month that all stallions dread. A curse where they can't 'get some fun'. Among all of these stallions, a certain confused pegasi under the command of Shining Armor asks one very crucial question... (No Nut November Story)

In The Future A New NNN Story May Appear Or This Story Will Be Continued, I'll Have To See

Long ago when the Royal Sisters fought against Discord, the chaotic creature placed an unbreakable curse over all of Equestria. Even till today, this curse still exists, a curse that tortures stallions by preventing them from 'having some fun' or face severe consequences. For the entire month of November, it's either to hold their urges together or to suffer for the rest of the 'challenge'.

It's not like there's someone who doesn't know what No Nut November is.

"Wait! Do you mean we can't eat nuts?"

Well, maybe with one exception.

As the confused blue pegasi, annoying cyan pegasi, annoyed white unicorn, hot purple thestral, and the rest of the stallions and mares in Equestria go through the intense month known as November, they will all go through various adventures and challenges, or else fail the 'challenge'. Can they all survive this? Or is Equestria destined to be flooded by an endless sea of what appears to be 'white goo'?


This story is a funny thought I came up with while talking with Mint horse about 'No Nut November' and other funny acronyms for the months of the year. This is just for fun but I'd appreciate your support.

If this story gets perhaps 100-200 likes or enough requests I might decided to make a sequel. Is this like one of those 30-Day Challenges? No. But it still will be a fun project to do.

Art was made by me.

This story will contain some inappropriate jokes, attempted foul language, foul language, implied exotic scenes (?) dumb puns, and No Nut November.

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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
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36620 words: Estimated about 3 hours to read

15 Chapters:

  1. Wait What? 2020-10-21 12:16:25 UTC
    4170
  2. Not Sorry 2020-11-06 13:01:09 UTC
    3418
  3. Death By Tickles 2020-11-15 21:34:23 UTC
    3954
  4. Trippy 2020-11-22 00:05:04 UTC
    3862
  5. Rag Doll 2021-04-06 16:25:36 UTC
    2150
  6. Now Lean Back For Examination 2021-04-09 01:33:05 UTC
    2772
  7. The Exposition 2021-05-20 02:34:57 UTC
    1892
  8. The Prelude to Chaos 2021-05-21 20:13:18 UTC
    2771
  9. Start! 2021-05-26 01:02:57 UTC
    1735
  10. Later 2021-05-28 20:31:10 UTC
    2120
  11. Questions 2021-06-01 01:28:40 UTC
    1238
  12. Escaping The Void 2021-06-08 15:21:27 UTC
    1364
  13. Clones 2021-06-15 18:24:28 UTC
    1745
  14. Escaping the Castle 2021-06-23 16:18:46 UTC
    1582
  15. A Sudden Change 2021-08-23 23:10:19 UTC
    1847