Rainbow Dash tries to convince Twilight that her Guards are spreading crude, disgusting, slanderous rumors about her. Twilight doubts they're all that slanderous.

Meanwhile, Twilight has a request that she knows Dash won’t like.

This story contains exhibitionism; angry friends with benefits; group sex with hints of more group sex; and break-and-entering Dash's poor body. Also romance.

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