Understanding The Multiverse

Introduction

Mmmmmm, I'm going to be level with you reader, running a universe obsessed with order using chaos is a tough job! I mean really, you wouldn't believe how many annoying gods and goddesses are constantly talking my ears off about how my magic and medelling will, "Destroy the multiverse" Or cause, "A calamity not seen since the darthwigian times"-whatever that means. Just yesterday Themis, the "Lady of good council" Almost had a heart attack when she discovered I, "Carelessly annihilated three dimensions."

Those dimensions, by the way, were created eons ago by a now-defunct god! They were just taking up space in the hard-drive that is the multiverse! What you think there is an infinite amount of universes all stored inside a vector point for free?! What a foolish line of reasoning! And that dear reader is why I have decided to write a book! To knock some sense into creatures around the realities of the wonders of chaos! And to show people that, well despite my rather jovial appearance and friendship with the mane 6, none of this is easy.

Day after day ponies in other universes do the same thing, go through the same motions, cycles. Kind of like humans surprisingly! Yes indeed, despite Celestia and Luna's insistence that poines are better than those ape creatures known as humans, in some cases ponies turn out almost exactly like humans or even worse! All distrusting and violent, leaning in the direction of the dark side~ It is most entertaining to watch, especially when Spike and Big Mac cannot make our weekly Dnd sessions! What joyous days those are...

I only bring up humans because well given that I am releasing this book via the MP Company it's highly possible that this text ends up in the hands of a human! In fact, you, yes you reader! Are probably human! Curious as to my thoughts on the complexities of the cosmos! How is that space program going? Are the elections over yet? Have you voted? Do you have a driver's license? Haha! Really humans are the most entertaining creatures to talk to! So many opinions and emotional ties to the most mundane things and household objects!

Anyhow, I have gotten woefully off-topic, this is the introduction after all! So how about I tell you a little about myself? Hmmm let's see, It all started thousands of years before the founding of Equestria, I was so WRONGFULLY imprisoned by two pony princess's who claimed to control the sun and moon after pulling the best practical joke the universe has ever seen! I did it all reader, the tiled ground, the chocolate rain, cloudy with a chance of meatballs, the disregard of gravity! Oh, it was utopia I tell you! But alas, not everyone's fun can last forever it seems, so the sisters imprisoned me in Tartarus and I was forced to spend the next few months, days, hours, however long it was. Entertaining a now good friend of mine, Tirek! Well I say entertaining, it was more of a one-sided conversation, I would tell a joke and then run to his side of the cell and responded to it, or if I was really desperate, I would clone myself and pretend I hadn't heard my own joke!

But it was all worth it after I gained my freedom due to some foolish fillies playing around the statue sealing me in Tartarus, I burst forth and the party began a new! Chocolate rain, days that lasted seconds, and best of all--no princess's to get in the way! Ah, it makes me crack up every time, and goodness me have ponies softened up since my first appearance in Equestria! Why when I returned, I'm fairly certain most of them would've preferred my rule to Celestia and lunas!

Unfortunately, my party was cut short once more by a certain purple unicorn, an absolute teacher's pet of Celestia who admired the old hag to a fault! I must admit that the dear sun princess has done a good job at covering the dark stains of her past, but I would assume Twilight sparkle of ALL ponies would realize her benevolent ruler image is to perfect! And thus I feared the party was well and truly over. But then! There just on the horizon, the sun rose above the horizon, its bright light blinding me and burning away at the darkness, and I smiled realizing there was hope once more, Fluttershy!

Let me tell you about my dear sweet Fluttershy! She's a shy pegasus that adores animals and is full of that wonderful thing Twilight's show is based on. What was it called again? Oh yes! Friendship! Apparently it's supposed to be magical, but I've yet to find mention of it in Starswirls scrolls so I fail to see where that notion comes from. I especially enjoy our tea-time! Fluttershy knows just how I like my tea, and thanks to a close encounter with annihilation on the astral plane, also apparently enjoys her tea parties chaotic! You cannot comprehend how excited I was at this revelation reader! Words do not do it justice! And on top of her love for my chaos, she's also simply the most adorable pony in the land! Ooop, I better make sure our next tea-time is on my calendar! Wouldn't want to miss out on that.

Have I rambled enough yet? Yes yes, I believe so, about nine-hundred and fifteen words now. Everyone has quotas after all! Mine just so happens to be one-thousand words! With introductions out of the way, I believe we can move on to the well-seasoned insides of this turkey! Chaos! You see I've been rather bored lately, Equestria is at peace after nine cycles of seasons, the friendship school is still going strong, and Twilight and her friends are living their happy little lives in the new Equestria! Which is great don't get me wrong. But, ya know, for a being who thrives in chaos, it doesn't do me much good. There's nothing to prepare for, nothing to fight against, no purpose! And so I have decided to strike out on my own!

Over the next few chapters of this book, you will journey with me across the multi-verse in my quest to document every single phenomenon regarding ponies and the chaos magic attached to them! Yes, I know it may be hard to believe, but even the organized Twilight sparkle has seeds of chaos in her soul. I do hope you stick around for the ride (Not that I think you'll understand any of it) and maybe you can help me prove to Celestia that ponies and the apes aren't so different after all hmm?