Because of a line of increasingly idiotic and life-threatening dares, Rainbow Dash consumes an expired cupcake that even Pinkie Pie wouldn't touch. Naturally, her consciousness and rationallity blacks out for 3 days and when she wakes up, the sports star of Canterlot High finds that she has somehow left quite the mess in her wake.

What follows is a truly outrageous adventure the likes of which you have never seen! With their path spanning across the entire globe, the Rainbooms shall have to make their way through everything from temples of doom to suburban annoyances.

This thrilling journey is filled with action, suspense, comedy, ninjas, sugar-rushes, sword fighting, explosions, lovecraftian horrors, superheroes, time travel, dimension-crossing, columbian druglords, a guy named Steve, and a surprising amount of swedish pop music!

Why? Who knows? I sure don't, and I'm the freaking author.

This crackfic is pure, concentrated, creative madness is what I'm getting at, born from the sick, twisted, demented realm that is my mind. If you're looking for order, consistency, and any resemblance of sanity, well... You've come to the wrong place, bucko!

You have been warned.