Being a Merchant is better than being forced to be a killer

by GreenMage

Nightmar3 Night

Previous Chapter

Sometimes life brings you people that become the wind beneath your wings. They uplift you to prevent any downfall. It has been a week since I helped Rarity with her business and with my powers she has never been more productive. I don't think there is any designer that wouldn't be making so many new designs with the power to perfectly put their designs into reality at their disposal.

Rarity makes the design and then looks to see if she has material for dresses. If she doesn't then I use my [Online Store] ability and give her the price of material plus some extra so I can make a profit.

She knows I charge extra and am using that money to buy my own building and isn't upset by it. My abilities may have played a part in that. I basically saved her months of work and turned it into 3 days with my power.

Rarity takes extreme levels of precision and care in her work and with my [Crafting] ability I bypassed the time it would normally. [Crafting] still takes time, but it seems to work at the speed an automated machine designed solely to make whatever I'm crafting would take. The [Crafting] ability has leveled up 3 times so now it has cut the time it takes to make something by 4%.

Since she no longer has the most time consuming part of her work to worry about, we have been able to sight see around Ponyville and Canterlot. We would also personally deliver the dresses to ensure they were delivered in prestine condition. The customers were impressed that a nonpegasus dress maker would travel so far just to give them their dress. Of course we never mentioned I basically made a magic travel mirror.

Celestia was also taking advantage of the mirror so I made a second set for safety and convenience. I also introduced Celestia to various cakes from my world via [Online Store]. She had a laughing fit when I showed her Moon Pies. After her laughing fit she said that she imagined Luna with Pinkie Pie's personality. I was fortunate enough for Luna to not hear that.

Celestia explained to me that Luna has been on edge since Nightmare Night is soon and she is worried about how it will go. I gave some explanation of Halloween my world's similar holiday. Turns out the holidays are celebrated exactly the same except for the offering of candy to a statue of Nightmare Moon.

I had lapse in judgment and offered to go with Luna to the Ponyville celebration. I'm supposed to sell my own products like Pumpkin Spice Lattes and various desserts with horror decorations. Now I need somepony to handle Luna while I'm at my stall. So please help me Twilight.

“.... You're charging extra to Rarity despite her letting you stay at her home? Wow Alice that is just shamefull.”

“ You're missing the point Twilight. I need to sell my stuff on Nightmare Night to build my business. Luna is going to want to visit the other stalls and you are not operating a stall. Besides she is your mentor's long lost sister. I'm sure Celestia would be very happy if you two became friends.”

“ sigh... I know you are playing with me and it is working. Fine I'll let Luna know I'll be the one with her on Nightmare Night, but don't run to me if she is angry with you.”

“ Thank you Twilight. I'll give you a book from my world for the trouble.”

“ Your world has books!”

“... I'm so insulted by the implications of that stamentment that I'm going to leave before I do something I regret.”

I headed to Rarity's for proposing a joint venture in selling costumes when I came across Applejack. She was also headed to Rarity's home and that lead to me thinking of how I used to ship Rarijack. I must have been giggling since Applejack looked at me like I finally cracked from being forced to live in another world. Little did she know how better off I am here than my old world.... best not to think about it.

“ Ah are you alright Sugercube?”

“Yes I was just imaging something funny. Well not funny as more just entertaining.”

“What were you imagining?”

“You and Rarity as a couple.... shit I shouldn't have said that.”

“Wah me and Rare. That doesn't make any sense. We have two completely different personalities.”

“ They say opposites attract and it's just my opinion that you two should get together. Plus you already have a nickname for her.”

“ You don't even know me enough to think who I should be with.... unless... Does Rarity talk about me alot.”

“Ah she does, but in a tsundere way. It's cute.” Again with my big mouth.

“What the hay is a sundry?”

“Don't worry I don't think either of you should confess yet and I don't think she realizes she might have feelings for you. Best not to mention it.”

“ Not mention it! Now I'm stuck wondering if my friend wants to be my special somepony. I can't just forget about it.”

“ Well just keep an open mind about it. I'm sure Rarity won't ask you out or anything.”

“Why would I ask Applejack out Darling?”

“Am I in a sitcom. Please tell me I'm not in a sitcom.”

Applejack says with gritted teeth,” No but you are in trouble.”

After telling them my views on Rarijack, the confused duo moved on to talk about Nightmare Night. It turns out Rarity already makes costumes for Ponyville and Applejack was wanting to be a Scarecrow. Rarity forgot to tell me she was wanting my help to make the costumes with designs she has. I bought Applejack a Scarecrow costume from The Wizard of Oz. Fortunately I am able to change the size of clothing from my world to fit the very much larger semianthro ponies.

She thanked me and gave me the bits to cover the costume price. Rarity was upset that I gave her friend a costume she didn't design and I told her that sexy scarecrow is never fashionable. She blushed and brought materials for other costumes that have been ordered.

Nightmare Night finally arrived and that morning I went around Ponyville giving free samples of Pumpkin Spice Lattes. The ponies loved it more than humans since they are not used to the artificial flavors and coffee. I planned for this and expect them to come to my booth during their caffeine crash.

Is it evil selling a product you know will get the population addicted without warning them of the side effects? If so I wouldn't know because I'm from the Capitalist Empire America. Seriously though these ponies are so going to make me rich... Filthy Rich.

“Why if it isn't our new Entrepreneur Alice Wonderland. What is that delicious smelling drink in your hands?”

“ Well Mr. Rich it is one of my creations. I call it a pumpkin spice latte. It is a must have drink of the Fall. It contains coffee which gives you energy to stay awake while also giving a warm comforting feeling. Here try a free sample.”

“Well this just the most flavorful thing I have ever tasted. Where can I buy It?”

“ Tonight at my stand next to the Apple Family booth. After that you'll have to wait till I get my own store to sell it in. Before you even suggest it, I don't need a loan. With the money I have been saving and spells I can use to build the store I will be able to sell these drinks and more before the end of Neighvember.”

“Err. We call it November in Equestria, but thank you for trying to integrate with our culture. If you need any advice or wind up having to need a loan let me know and I'll help.”

“ Thanks Mr. Rich I'll be sure to keep that in mind.”

“I'm surprised that there Filthy Rich didn't propose to you on the spot. Not many mares can help a business like you can.”

“ Granny he is a married stallion! Ignore her she is just trying to play match maker again.”

“ Well Applejack how's about we get this here entreepanour with Big Mac. Our Big Mac isn't called that for nothing. Hehehehe.”

“Granny! Don't talk like that in public. Besides you know it wouldn't work out.”

Applejack was kinda right. When 12 inches is on the small side a human girl is likely to die during sex. Fortunately for me it is possible to change my body to be more accommodating. There is a potion in this world that gives the power of shape-shifting. The problem is that it is extremely expensive. I can make it myself but need changling blood and poison joke. The changing blood will be an issue since they hide very well and don't exactly advertise where they are. I can make a temporary one, but the process is supposed to be painful and I am not wanting that experience. I tried looking for sex toys here but that is apparently only a noble thing. Looks like I'll have a major impact on culture here.

“ Don't worry Applejack I'm not offended by her remarks. I actually found a solution to that particular problem so if I were to date Big Mac it wouldn't be an issue.”

“ Hehe did you hear that Big Mac. Looks like you got yourself another lady friend.”

It may surprise you I have yet to meet Big Mac. Calling him big is misleading. He is fucking huge. He is by far the tallest and most muscle bound thing I have ever seen. When I turned around the bulge not so hidden in his mummy wrappings pressed on my open mouth. A tearing sound was heard and his now erect cock lifted me from my pussy off the dirt floor. We were covered from view by a piece of wood fortunately. After a week of no release and being desired by a such a virile man I wrapped my arms and legs around him and orgasmed while on his massive shaft.

It is a good thing Big Mac is already red so his blush is invisible. Unfortunately I made all the benefits we had moot since I orgasmed so loud the ponies around us heard. Deciding to go as Barbie is also a mistake since now I'm sure Ponyville thinks I'm a sex crazed Bimbo that is going to die from getting impaled by dick.

“OK Big Mac after Nightmare Night YOU. ARE. GOING. INSIDE. ME. Got it?”

“Eeyup.”

“Good now think of what you want me to look like as a mare. It is going to super painful for me and now the town thinks I'm a slut so you better make it worth it.”

“Eeyup.”

“Well at least I won't have to worry about bad dirty talk.”

Once the spectle was over I set up my stall. Since the ponies here are more human than pony they are omnivores. I had a large pizza in the center with a pumpkin design made from pepperoni. There is also ghost cake pops, spider covered sweet bread sticks, and Gummi worms. I put two large signs with a menu for pizza and coffee drinks. I had the fullest line and the other stalls looked like they were ready to mug a pony for a pumpkin spice latte or pizza slice.

“Hey everypony. Please wait a moment while I deliver the orders from the stalls. They did order before you and it would be rude of me to wait till the end of Nightmare Night.” This is a lie to put myself in good graces of other businesses... And to share the addiction.

“Here we go Apple Family. Three pumpkin spice lattes and one larger pepperoni pizza.”

“Uhh Alice...”

“Shhhh. Applejack just go with it.” Everypony now knew what was going on, but thought I was just doing it for Big Mac's family.

“Bon Bon what was your order again?” After Bon Bon giggled everypony got the jist of it.

As soon as I got back to my stand the Luna fiasco began. I decided to stay standing instead of kneeling.

“Human thou art not afraid of thee?”

“ I'm a Black Friday veteran you don't scare me.... well when you threaten me you are terrorfying, but right now you are wanting what all girls want.”

” What is that?”

(Plays Girls Want to have Fun by Madonna on cd player that wasn't there before)
“To have fun!”

And so Luna learned the joys of being a woo girl and basic bitch.

“Big Mac! Your place now!”

Next time first sex scene


Author's Note

Have you ever thought you posted a chapter, but didn't... Me Too!
Happy Halloween