“For the last time you braindead sack of horse shit I'm not a spy! I'm really friends with Celestia and this mirror is not a portal to an ancient temple protected by cats!”

I had planned for Rainbow Dash to be a headache inducing idiot, but after Celestia sent a seven letters explaining why I was there everypony realized Rainbow Dash was antihuman. This went on for longer than I am willing to admit, but at least I was not seen negatively despite my onslaught of profane language.

Twilight was the one to stop Rainbow Dash and sighed with disappointment. “ I'm so sorry about that human. Rainbow Dash is very protective and your situation is admittedly unique. Hopefully you will find a suitable name soon so you appear less suspicious.”

“ Don't worry Twilight I already came up with a name.” After hearing other human names by talking to ponies on the train, I realized human names are of European nature. It seems like humans live in a typical Isekai environment. So thinking along those lines I came up with, “ Alice Wonderland is my new name.”

“ Oh why that name?” Twilight perked up with that name.

“ Well Alice in Wonderland is a story where a girl goes to another world that completely different than her own. I figure that fits my situation. Also it sounds like other human names here. Like Celestia wrote, we can't let others know I'm from another world, so don't tell anyone this is not my real name... Also where is Pinkie?”

Surprise!

Everypony in unison with varying levels of enthusiasm, “ Welcome to Ponyville!”

“ Wow if it's a party then I know two mares that would love to join" I walk into the mirror that contains the gate to another mirror I left Celestia. I told her and Luna about the party and Luna declined. I would have been more sad by her obvious loneliness, but she was sharpening a battle ax while breathing heavily with a crazed look in her eyes. This scared the everlasting fuck out of me so I decided to just grab Celestia and leave before she goes Michael Myers on my ass.

When we left the mirror the once spacious library was full of onlookers. Pinkie must have told ponies that a human was here and they wanted to see the foreign creature. The to wide for a Blowjob open mouths makes me think they didn't expect Celestia. The crowd bowed so fast that many fell over. One could mistake this for an orgy demanded by the Princess for her viewing pleasure if they walked in, but it seems the whole town is here so that is not an issue.

“ No need for the formalities my little ponies. I'm here to celebrate my friend Alice's arrival in Ponyville.”

There were many gasps at the mention of friend. Celestia looked really annoyed. I guess I would be annoyed to if the people I ruled over just showed they think I have no friends. Once everypony settled down there was splitting of groups in different conversations. I was giving ponies the impression that I left the human country of Terra, because they weren't ready for my ideas. With the public thinking I'm an inventor I can bring things from my world much easier. We talked about cuisine eventually and I realized they don't have certain foods or drinks here. There is no coffee for cafes or for diners or pizza for parties and life in general. With that knowledge I knew what I had to do. Make a store that sells what Equestria doesn't have. I can be rich with bringing the many things I took for granted. All I have to do is charge more than my magic store sells to me and I'll be set... well a building would be nice to work and sleep in.... Oh shit I'm homeless right now. Well looks like I'm crashing with somepony till I get on my feet. Ok I'll target Rarity since she lives in Ponyville and is supposedly generous.

“ Hey Rarity can a speak with you about something.”

Rarity's smile wasn't covered in the shade of her hat. Her dress peach dress was tied with a cyan ribbon that made a bow in the back. She dressed like a modern stepford woman. Her outfit is definitely more simple than I thought her taste would be based on the show, but it is absolutely fashionable.

“ Of course Darling let's go outside. I can hardly hear anything with all this talking around us.” We made it outside after some rather rough pushes made by Rarity got us through. Being so much smaller than everypony kinda makes it scary to move since I would basically be in the genital area and touching there would lead to many awkward discussions. “ So what seems to be the trouble Darling?”

“ Well I seem to be in need of a place to stay. I would stay at the castle, but I don't exactly get along with Luna. She gets jealous when I'm with Celestia and living there would likely cause many issues. I heard you are the element of Generosity and figured you would be the best to start with. I know you make dresses and I know how to sew, so I can help while I'm getting my business ready.”

“Oh you know what you want to do hear that is wonderful. Although I must warn you I live with my little sister so don't expect a quite home. We have a guest room for my parents when they visit, but I guess you could stay somewhere else when that happens. I wish we had a hotel for you to stay at, but Ponyville is not exactly a tourist destination. Oh listen to me rattle on. Let's get Sweetie Belle and bring you to our humble abode.”

Humble is not what I would use to describe this fashionista's home. Ivory white walls with gold and lavender accents, chests of opulent jems and luxurious fabrics. There is an organized chaos to the place as well. Color coded piles of threads and various tools show this place is in full use and lived in.

“ Sorry about the mess. I have been busy with orders after a fashion show for my friend's Gala dresses. Oh and if you are going to the Gala then I can help with design, but you will have to make the dress. I wish I could make it myself, but I have been far to busy.”

“ That's not a problem Rarity. You have given me a place to stay and I wouldn't want to take advantage of you. If it makes you feel good then I would love a design from you. Plus I can use it to show I can pull my weight around here. Once I prove myself I can help with your orders.”

“ You are a life saver. All these orders have been a nightmare to deal with. Look at this stack.”

[Would you like to copy ×99 dress designs to crafting list]

[Yes]

[You can now make dresses by adding required material to inventory]

“Rarity I think I will be more helpful than you think"

Author's Note

Yes a displaced that doesn't live with the Apples. Let me know what you think about this chapter and what would you sell to ponies in the comments