Spike grew into adulthood gracefully. If by gracefully, you mean that he grew into the biggest chad alive. Naturally, having the powerful chin and upper body of a Greek god attracts the attention of the ladies.

Spike finds his diamond-hard abs and hunky aesthetic a battlefield, fought over by four rabid suitors. Two dragonesses, a gryphon, and a pony all lay claim to him, but it's hard to say who will win the purple lizard's affections.