Chapters It was a dark and stormy night, thunder crackled in the night sky, it was raining cats and dogs, you didn't have a jacket only your costume on, you look at a mansion seeking to take shelter. You walk towards it shivering and shaking like a leaf, you open the door and walked inside, immediately you feel warm. You walk down a hall that had mysterious paintings, eventually, you find yourself in the living room. There was a fireplace, I sat on a chair next to it, I had a book in my hand.
"Welcome to my mansion, take a seat," I said pointing to a chair next to you, you gratefully sit on it. Thunder crackled in the sky. "Scary night isn't it? Looks like you're going to be here for a while, and on a Nightmare Night too. Tsk, tsk, tsk, this isn't good, since you're going to be here for a while might as well tell you some spoopy stories!" I chuckled, "You do want to hear some... right?" You nod and I laugh.
"Well then, let me read for you. 'It was a dark night, yet we still went to the haunted house...'"
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I was with my friends, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Sci-Twi, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and unfortunately, Fluttershy couldn't make it because she had to "Tend to her animals." We were in line waiting to go inside the haunted house, I was dressed up as Goku from Dragon Ball Z, Sunset Shimmer as Jotaro, Rainbow Dash as Flash, Sci-Twi as Killer Frost, Pinkie Pie as Sakura, Rarity as Cinderella, and Applejack as Sandy from Spongebob. As we were waiting in line an actor as Chucky zipped on by us on his knees with a fucking chainsaw and laughed like a mad man, everyone jumped back in fear except me and Rainbow Dash.
"That was awesome!" We both said at the same time, we looked at each other for a second.
"Do it again!" I said
"N! Don't do it again!" Sunset screamed.
He zipped by us again, me and Rainbow Dash were laughing our asses off as they yelped in fear.
"That ain't funny!" Applejack clenched her fist and raised it to us.
"Relax, he isn't going to- Jack behind you." Rainbow Dash said with a slight panic, I turn around and I see Michael Myers.
"Sup Mike, how's the wife?" I asked as he slammed his hatchet on the ground to try and make me scared, I stood there unbothered. He repeated the process three more times before a spark flew at my hand and left.
"It's okay Mike, they all leave us!" I laughed as I walked forward in the line, the humane six were in complete and utter disbelief.
"He literally just tried to kill you, how are you not scared?" Pinkie Pie asked her eyes wide open, I shrugged.
"How are you so brave?" Rarity couldn't believe my ability to not get scared.
"Oh please, this is nothing compared to 'Other Mother' she is the only thing I'm scared of." I shivered, they looked at each other and shrugged.
Later...
We walked inside the haunted house and a clown with "blood" all over him pointed to the entrance.
"Thanks bro," I said with a thumbs up and he returned the gesture, as we walked inside I saw multiple "skulls" and things like that. We walked inside and saw clowns, ghouls, faceless person.
"Wassup demons!" I laughed as the actors were baffled, Sunset was shaking so much she could've- No, too soon, waaaaay too soon. Yeah overall I walked inside not scared and left the same. Meanwhile, my friends looked like they were scarred for life, and we went back home.
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"Yes, this story was short but I have more stories to last a life time, and perhaps even more. I myself can't read it all." I chuckled flipping to the next story.
Fearless Human
Author's Note
I smiled as you feel warmer now that I told you a few stories.
"Okay, this story is about the Top Hatter." I said clearing throat getting ready to read.
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My name is Peter, Peter Jones, I had a long day at work, I work at a restaurant in Canterlot from 6 AM to 12 PM. I was hungry so I decided to go for my cold, sweet, delicious, scrumptious chocolate cake. I opened the refrigerator door and... It wasn't there, I closed it, I must be seeing things must be. I opened it again, the chocolate cake wasn't there just a plate with chocolate crumbs. Now there is only one pony that I know who would do this.
"Celestia..." I growled clenching my fists, "I'm gonna kill her." I walked towards my dresser and got out a Tophat, a black robe, and an Obito mask, I wasted no time in my revenge, I wrote a letter and sent it to Celestia, got some cloth and chloroform, I'm gonna kidnap this bitch.
Meanwhile...
I was in my room sipping my tea and looking out on the moonlight. A guard came into my room, I looked at the guard.
"I'm sorry princess for the intrusion but the human, Peter wants you to meet you at the edge of Canterlot." The guard said with a slight stutter.
"Very well, tell him I'll be there." She sat up, it's not like she doesn't have anything better to do.
Back to me
She was in the spot I told her to meet me up at, she looked around trying to spot me, there was a rope around my waist so I dropped down, slowly and used chloroform on her ass. She fell down like a sack of potatoes, and speaking of sacks, I had a big brown one that I made sure to fit her.
"Holy shit it worked..." My face of disbelief quickly turned into one of mischief as I put her in the sack, it was a struggle but I did it. After dragging her to my house, putting some weird magic nullifyer on her horn and tied her up, I was ready for my act. I clapped my hands together two times and lights turned on, she groaned and found a sock in her mouth.
"Well, well, well, Celestia! Didn't expect to kidnap you today! Well, before we get to the fun part let's do this first!" I clap my hands and some funky music plays and I suddenly have a gold chain around my neck.
"Now Celestia you may be adorable
Yeah you may think it's fun
Now let's take a look at your sister
Now let's look at your nephew
No you didn't because you're blind
Oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Now your little heroes
And what about the human?
Discord the spirit of disharmony
Celestia just give up
Even though that's not the case
Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, oh, oh!
Yeah!"
I finished my diss track and Celestia's face was in awe, I put the sock of her mouth.
"Who are you?" She asked, I clenched my fist.
"The one who's angry about you stealing his chocolate cake!" I slammed my tophat down and my mask.
"Oh... Well buck."
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The storm was done, and it was now November.
"Well then, goodnight you have been a wonderful audience. Goodnight to all and to all a good fright!"
The Top Hatter
The Black man and the Slenderpony.
"Are you ready for another story? Well, ready or not here it comes." I began to read the next story.
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"No, fuck no, no, no, no, no, no." My name is Michael, I'm your average black dude in Equestria. Ever since Equestria and Earth merged the Human and the Pony race were neutral with each other. The ponies were not stupid enough to go to war with us so that's cool, but in Friendship my so called "friends" want me to go to the Everfree Forest to go find Slenderpony.
"Come on don't be a chicken, no offense Gallus." Smolder turned to Gallus who deadpanned at her.
"None taken" He rolled his eyes, Silverstream turned towards me.
"Please? We're just going to find Slenderpony, he's a myth anyways." Silverstream shook her head, I don't play with paranormal shit.
"No, no amount of money, or bribery will make me ever go into that for-"
Later
"How the fuck did you rope me into this?" I asked as we were at the entrance to the Everfree Forest.
"Money." Ocellus said turning to me, I turn towards her and showed her my middle finger.
"Come on, let's go, Yona wants to spot the Slenderpony!" Badly for me it was night darkness filled the sky. We walked inside the Everfree Forest, Smolder walking ahead of us. She lit up a stick with her fire and she handed out sticks to all of us and lit it up. Now we had torches, we walked down the pathway I heard a stick break and everyone looked behind them, nothing was there.
"Whew, come on let's go." Smolder said with "bravery" they walked on and I yelped, something grabbed me, they turned around and saw me getting dragged away.
"I FUCKING HATE YOOOOUUUUUUUuuuu..." I vanished from sight, and they all panicked, Smolder chuckled.
"Nice try but that won't scare me, come on the joke's up come on out." I didn't come out because I was fucking captured! "Michael?" She asked to no one but herself.
"Come on let's go, he'll get bored eventually." Gallus walked on, they all nod and continue on their trek. They walk on, finding paper and notes, later something grabbed Yona and she yelped and disappeared.
"Yo-" Before Sandbar could finish he was whisked away. Silverstream jumped back, frightened, she looked behind her to spot her friends but they were gone as well.
"Guys?" She looked behind her and there stood me, I was levitating my eyes were black. "Michael?"
"Hello Silver steam... Do you wish to join us?" My head dropped down low, Silverstream's eyes were wide. Everyone else came from above each and everyone one of the levitating in a cross position and their eyes black.
"Come and join us." We smiled, closing in on the horrified Silverstream.
"No!"
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"This story was scarier than the last, hehe, let us flip to the other story." I smile flipping pages through the book.
The Black man and the Slenderpony.
