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Why Do You Speak My Language?!

by Soaring
A human meets a horse. They both speak English... sort of.

Rick, a very enthusiastic human, meets Twilight, a curious pony who wants to know his name.

Rick isn't having any of it.

A shitpost written in a hour. Will be updated semi-regularly to springboard me into writing actively. Criticism appreciated, except from Mike White, because he's above this story.

Edited and inspired by FamousLastWords.

Now with an audio reading by StraightToThePointStudio! (Currently CH1 & First part of CH2)

Teen
Incomplete
Human
Profanity
Random
Slice of Life
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
 
OST

53487 words: Estimated about 4 hours to read
Download:textHTMLePUB

16 Chapters:

  1. Do You Really Speak English? 2020-11-02 04:33:04 UTC
    1371
  2. Are You Sure About That? 2020-11-04 03:57:36 UTC
    3871
  3. One's Company, Two's A Crowd, And Three's An Interspecies Orgy 2020-11-08 06:08:46 UTC
    2592
  4. Dinner's Served Best With Wingdings! 2020-11-15 20:04:21 UTC
    6133
  5. 🎵 Don't Stop! Dreaming! 🎵 2020-11-16 20:09:11 UTC
    1222
  6. Guess You Have To Put A Ring On It 2020-11-22 01:53:08 UTC
    3147
  7. Magic Makes Strange Bedfellows 2020-11-30 04:02:05 UTC
    2969
  8. Chikin Lickin’ Experimentin’™ / How Not To Introduce Meat Into A Conversation® 2021-07-24 07:39:45 UTC
    4422
  9. A Cold Heart Covered in Gold 2021-07-28 18:35:02 UTC
    3900
  10. 💧︎🕆︎☼︎☝︎✋︎👍︎✌︎☹︎ 💧︎⚐︎☼︎☼︎⚐︎🕈︎ 2021-08-01 05:04:47 UTC
    1829
  11. Memory Of You 2022-01-11 03:26:51 UTC
    3244
  12. Rickcovery 1 - Struggling With Magical Angst And Angst 2022-01-22 01:47:34 UTC
    3874
  13. Rickcovery 2 - Make Me Feel At Home Again 2022-01-22 01:48:36 UTC
    2475
  14. No One's To Blame (☜︎⌧︎♍︎♏︎◻︎⧫︎ 💣︎♏︎) 2022-02-08 04:35:59 UTC
    4818
  15. Dissonance Of 🕆︎ 🕮︎ ✋︎ 2023-10-29 17:18:51 UTC
    3340
  16. Did You Know That Forty-Eight Hours Was All I Needed? 2023-11-21 14:18:16 UTC
    4280