SMG4- If Mario Was In "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic"

"OH, YES, IT CAN!", Enzo screams as he nears the heroes in the Clown Cruiser. "My plan is nearly complete, but I need two more beings to accomplish my ultimate goal: Mario and Luigi!" He activates the vacuum, and it starts inhaling. Mario and Luigi attempt to run, but between Mario's fatness and Luigi's slowness, they quickly get captured.

"NOOO!", the remaining heroes shout in agony as Enzo flies off.

"What was that? I haven't seen that vehicle before", SMG4 says.

"That doesn't matter! We have to save the Mario Bros!", Twilight replies. Unfortunately, another army of Teletubby-fied ponies block the path.

In Twilight's castle...

The Mario Bros wake up in a cage. "Ah, you're awake", Enzo says. "I've been waiting for you guys to wake up." He looks out the window. "Beautiful, isn't it? Years of planning finally coming together. That wand was my wand." Unbeknownst to Enzo, Mario still has the wand. He changed the settings so that the transformed ponies will return to normal. "Now... let's get this over with, shall we? This ray gun will seal your essence into those Teletubbies, which, in turn, will make them stronger... and you two won't live to tell the tale!" He puts the brothers in a plasma-powered ray gun... and fires at the remaining heroes still fighting the transformed ponies. Just then, Mario takes out the wand and blasts it. "No! What are you doing?!" The beam from the wand overtakes the beam from the ray, reverting the transformed ponies back to their original states. "NO! Stop that! You're ruining everything! GUARDS!" But it is too late. Everypony in Ponyville are back to normal. Even better, they have no memory of what happened... and SMG3 got it all on camera. "Send the brothers down to the dungeon. I have some unfinished business to attend to!"

Outside the castle...

"There they are!" Enzo walks towards the heroes, already in battle stance. "Look at you pathetic fools. I've come to bargain. Perhaps you... creatures are stronger than I thought. I will leave Equestria alone... if you give me the camera. You ponies have been through hell and back. Come!" The Teletubbies ignore Enzo. "I said, come! Listen to your master!" A rather odd sun descends upon Equestria. "Uh-oh."

"I have arrived. Time for your ultimate destruction! Attack, my army! Eradicate them all!", the Sun Baby shouts. More Teletubbies arrive.

"On second thought, you can keep the camera", Enzo says. "RUN!" The heroes run from the pursuing Teletubbies as the Sun Baby begins Operation: Destruction. The crew from Team Fortress 2 arrive on the scene, blasting away at the Teletubbies.

"What sick man sends babies to fight me?", Heavy asks.

"Be very, very quiet. I'm hunting Teletubbies! He-he-he-he-he!", Sniper says. Pyro says nothing, as he (or she?) incinerates multiple Teletubbies. The others continue to fire away.

“You! Help defend!", Heavy shouts at the heroes. They respond by joining the battle. Fists fly, kicks land, and titans clash as Ponyville turns into an all-out battlefield. SMG3 gets injured, so Medic tends to him. Demoman dons his rabbit suit and more Demorabbits appear.

"CHOCOLATE!!!", the Demorabbits all shout as they run multiple Teletubbies over.

"I want your antennae!", Soldier shouts at the Teletubbies. Spy is on the other side of the battlefield, keeping quiet. Scout leaps on to the roof of a house and fires away. Engineer is building rapid-fire cannons to blast giant bombs at the Teletubbies... giving them an explosive surprise.

"ENOUGH! YOU ARE ALL BENEATH ME! I AM A GODDESS, YOU DULL CREATURES! AND I WILL NOT BE BULLIED BY ENTITIES WHO ARE LOWER THAN ME!", the Sun Baby bellows. She unleashes a wave of plasma, accidentally incinerating the Teletubbies.

"Nice job, dick-face!", SMG4 shouts at the so-called goddess. However, more Teletubbies appear. "Me and my big mouth."

"Time to take out the adorable trash!", Rainbow Dash shouts.

"Heavy like pretty ponies!", Heavy says as the battle resumes.

In the dungeon...

Only Mario's walnut-sized brain will allow him to be happy in a dungeon. Luigi, on the other hand, is scared out of his mind, despite the fact that he's the star of two horror video games. "Mario! We need to get out of here!" Mario's eyes are crossed outwards. "Mario?"

"Spaghetti!", Mario says. He starts chasing Luigi around the dungeon, thinking he's spaghetti.

"HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP!", Luigi repeatedly shouted. But the Teletubbies who were guarding the dungeon already left to join the battle. Fortunately, one of the furry abominations hear him. He opens the door... revealing Mario's little outburst to be a fake.

"Luigi! Let's go!", Mario shouts. The brothers make a run for it, but are blocked by another army of Teletubbies. Fortunately, the wand is fully recharged. "You don't... fuck... with Mario." Luigi takes out his Poltergust 3000... and sets it to "Extract Teletubbies". The Mario Bros. face the Teletubbies with determination... and attack.

Back outside...

"Alright, girls! It's just like the Well of Shade!", Twilight says. The ponies make a portal to suck the Teletubbies into space. It works... for a little bit. "SMG4! SMG3! Enzo! Save the Mario Bros! We'll handle these freaks!" The remaining Marios run towards the castle, but the door is locked. Fortunately, a cannonball blasts the door off its hinges.

"Twilight, they just keep coming!", Pinkie Pie shouts.

"We can't keep this up forever!", Rarity adds.

"YES, YES! DESTROY EVERYTHING! NOTHING CAN STOP ME FROM ACHIEVING THE ULTIMATE GOAL!", the Sun Baby bellows. Twilight then unleashes an extremely powerful wave of magical energy, freezing the Teletubbies. The Crew then finish off the Teletubbies with their various weapons.

"Alright! Luke, Enzo, let's go save the brothers!", SMG3 says. However, the Sun Baby unleashes another wave of plasma, causing a fire wall to block the Marios.

"OH, NO, YOU DON'T! YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE! EQUESTRIA WILL BE BROUGHT TO ITS FIERY END! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!", the Sun Baby screams. However, the Mane Six extinguish the flames, allowing access to the castle. The Marios run in.

Inside the castle...

The Mario Bros. continue to battle the oncoming wave of Teletubbies. The Teletubbies just keep coming, and soon enough, the Teletubbies surround the brothers. "If I had a giant scythe like Ruby does in RWBY, this wouldn't be a problem for me!", Mario says.

"Put your hands in the air and step to the rear of the Teletubbie!", a Teletubby says.

"How about you suck Mario's-a pingas?", Mario responds, flipping the Teletubbies off.

"THAT'S IT! WE'RE CALLING THE MILITARY!", the Teletubby shouts.

"Wait, there's a Teletubby mili...", Luigi starts to say before a horn honking La Cucaracha interrupts him. A tank suddenly appears. Suddenly, Mario turns his wand into Ruby Rose's scythe from RWBY. He uses it to destroy the tank, and converts it into a high-caliber sniper rifle to finish off some Teletubbies. It works for a while, until it runs out of ammo.

"MAMA-FUCKER!", Mario says angrily. Suddenly, SMG4 rushes in and runs over several Teletubbies. The Teletubbies fall over like bowling pins. "Strike!"

"Heads up!" Enzo shouts as he throws his knife, decapitating a Teletubby. He kicks the head at another Teletubby, knocking it out.

"Well, that escalated quickly", Mario says as SMG3 knocks out another Teletubby.

"There's still too many! We have to retreat!", Luigi says. They run off, but there's way too many Teletubbies. Like, seriously. You would need an armada to take these things down.

Outside...

Twilight blasts magic at the Sun Baby, which, in turn, causes the Teletubbies to vanish. "No! My army! What have you done?!", the Sun Baby screams.

"Made you weaker!", Twilight shouts.

Inside the castle...

"Let's get out of here before those things rematerialize", Enzo says. They run up a set of stairs out of the dungeon, where the Mane Six meet them in a group hug.

"We're not out of the woods just yet. The Sun Baby is still unleashing massive chaos in Ponyville, and the crew needed to vamoose", Rainbow Dash explains.

"Then we fight her", SMG4 says.

Suddenly, they hear "Eh-oh!", and they assume fighting stances. Fortunately, it's Tubbie Wonka, the head of Fresh Spaghetti Tubbie.

"Get that muthafucka!", Mario says as he charges. SMG4 grabs Mario.

"Mario, you piece of shit! He's on our side!", SMG4 says.

"How do you know that?", Pinkie Pie asks.

"Tubby custard! Tubby custard!", Tubbie Wonka answers.

"Oh, I guess that makes sense", Pinkie Pie replies. Mario punches his own face six times in confusion, knocking himself out.

"Tubby custard! Pingas", Tubbie Wonka says.

"He says he can drive the Sun Baby crazy long enough for us to figure out how we're gonna end that thing", SMG4 explains.

"No. I summoned the Teletubbies. This is my responsibility", Enzo says, looking at the castle. "The ultimate weapon is in that castle, and if I have to, I'll destroy that castle. Plus, Twilight will ascend soon enough, so I guess it's a win-win." He runs into the castle. "Alright, you furry sons of bitches. Come at me!" The Teletubbies obviously run towards him, and Enzo does the same, except he passes the Teletubbies. In the throne room, he finds a vast amount of Teletubbies coming from the ultimate weapon: a doomsday device in the form of a rocket that, when launched into the air, will unleash a wave of magic that will permanently transform everycreature into a Teletubby. He puts a Bob-omb inside, making the doomsday device instantly explode, destroying the castle and everyone inside. SMG4 looked on in horror as his friend dies in the explosion. His nemesis puts a hand on his shoulder, which is completely unexpected. All ten heroes salute. Tubbie Wonka runs to them.

"Eh-oh", he says.

"We're better off without him. Come on. We need to end this", Twilight says.

"Let's-a go!", Mario shouts. He runs towards the castle's remains. Suddenly, the castle magically reassembles itself. "What the fuck?!"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You fools! Did you really think that would stop me?", the Sun Baby bellows. "The ultimate weapon is still fully functional! In exactly ten minutes, your world will finally end once and for all!"

"Just one problem. When the castle exploded, it sent the core of the ultimate weapon flying... and I caught it!", SMG4 says.

"What?! No!", the Sun Baby shouts in anger as SMG4 destroys the core. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! What have you done?! No matter. I will still destroy the world!" The Sun Baby uses her heat vision to incinerate the area around the heroes, but Tubbie Wonka manages to escape.

"Oooooh... something smells good", Mario says.

"Mario, you idiot! That thing's gonna cook us and devour us!", SMG4 explains.

"What?! No! I'm too chewy!", Luigi shouts in despair. The others look at him like he has three heads.

"We're not gonna become dinner today!", Twilight says. She flies towards the Sun Baby. "Now you're gonna get it, motherfucker!" She punches the Sun Baby, melting her own hoof. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Fortunately, it regenerates, but it still hurts like hell. "This has gone way too far! Girls!" The rest of the Mane Six teleport out of the flames, leaving the Mario Four.

"HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP!", Luigi screams.

"Sun Baby! You may have tried to destroy the world by turning everycreature into a Teletubby, but we stopped that from happening! We will stop you or die trying!", Twilight shouts.

"Then die", the Sun Baby replies as she flies to the top of the castle.

"This is it, girls. This is the fight of our lives. If we don't destroy that thing, then all of Equestria is doomed", Twilight says. They run towards the castle.

"Hey! What about us?!", SMG3 shouts, but the Mane Six are too far ahead. "Well, shit. I guess we'll have to get ourselves out of this one. Mario, hand me that fallen tree." Mario does so. "Luigi, ready your Poltergust. Luke, help Mario with the fallen tree. It's heavy." Everyone does as they're told.

On the castle balcony, the Mane Six see some kind of spaceship high in the sky. "Fire everything we have at those ponies!", the Sun Baby screams. Crazy-ass guns and shit appear out of the spaceship and fire at the ponies... until something stops the bullets. "What the- ?"

"Surprise, motherfucker!", Luigi shouts. The fallen tree was lodged in the weapons system, making it malfunction. SMG4 attached a rope to the spaceship, and Luigi was climbing it.

"Get them!", the Sun Baby screams as fighter ships pour out of the mothership and shoot Luigi. He lets go of the rope, causing him to fall.

"You dolts! That was just a distraction!", SMG4 says.

"What?!", the Sun Baby bellows.

"When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie, that's amore!", Mario sings as he climbs another rope, thrown by SMG3. The plumber climbs onto the mothership. Luigi joins him.

"Hey, who's the fatty?", the pilot says.

"Are you talking to me?", Mario asks.

"Oh no, he called him a fatty", Luigi says.

"Are you talking to me?!", Mario shouts.

"Shouldn't have done that", Luigi says.

"ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?!", Mario screams.

"Now, you're in for it", Luigi says.

"THEY CALL ME MISTER FATTY!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!", Mario bellows as he outright destroys the mothership. It turns out the fighter ships were remote-controlled. The blast sends Mario and Luigi flying onto the castle balcony. With the controller in his possession, Mario aims the fighter ships at the Sun Baby. "Oh, you so dead."

"No... YOU'RE DEAD!", the Sun Baby screams as she takes control of the fighter ships. The controller in Mario's hands fades away into nothingness.

"Shit", Mario says.

"Now, you will witness true power!", the Sun Baby says as she engulfs herself and Mario in darkness.

In an alternate dimension...

"What are you doing? What's going on here?", Mario asks. The fighter ships open fire on the others. They penetrate the shields made by Twilight Sparkle and Rarity.

"Your friends are already dead. If you wish to save them, you'll have to obey me", the Sun Baby says.

"Over my dead body", Mario responds bitterly as he readies his wand. "Immobulus!" The Sun Baby freezes. The fighter ships shut down. They fall to the ground and explode. "I will escape from this dimension one way or another!"

The Sun Baby unfreezes. "I'd like to see you try", she says. Mario tightens his grip on his wand, and, with a look of determination, aims it at the Sun Baby.

"Expelliarmus!", Mario screams. A bolt of red lightning shoots out from the wand. It hits the Sun Baby, electrocuting her. The darkness surrounding the duo begins to dissipate. His face contorted in anger, Mario unleashes all his might on the Sun Baby. In a flash of white light, the Sun Baby explodes.

Back in Equestria...

Mario lands on the castle balcony. His brother embraces him tightly. Bewildered, Mario returns the hug. SMG4 and SMG3 climb up onto the balcony. "That... was... awesome! Mario, I've never...", SMG4 starts to say before he's interrupted by Twilight.

"Look!", the alicorn shouts. The Sun Baby, or rather, the False Sun Baby, lies burning on the ground. "It's a robot." The ten heroes teleport to the ground.

"But who would want to destroy Equestria so much they would resort to bringing it back to ancient times?", Mario asks.

"Hey, guys! I'm not dead!", Enzo shouts. He runs over to the others. Tubbie Wonka joins them. Suddenly, a pegasus flies out of the cockpit of the robot.

"Oh, no. Not him", Rainbow Dash says. The Mane Six glare at the villain, who glares back.

"Who's that?", Mario asks.

"Wind Rider", Rainbow Dash answers.

"Mario, can you send... agh... me home?", Enzo asks. Mario fires up the Burrito-Looking Machine and sends the former villain home. He also sends Tubbie Wonka back to Fresh Spaghetti Tubbie.

"Wind Rider, eh?", Mario asks. He summons his Windblade. He tosses the wand to SMG4, who uses it to change his and Mario's appearances. They now resemble the Windblade Warrior and the Ice Magitek respectively. The wand had turned into a staff. The rest of the heroes look on in bewilderment as Mario and SMG4 aim their weapons at Wind Rider. "It's time for you to DIE." Mario uses the Windblade to summon a tornado. The tornado gives SMG4 a boost. He is now eye-to-eye with Wind Rider.

"Look at me! I'm a Wind Rider, too!", SMG4 jokingly says. Mario and the other heroes laugh. Wind Rider, however, doesn't find it very funny. He attacks the YouTuber, causing him to stumble.

"I will destroy everything Rainbow Dash has ever loved!", Wind Rider shouts. The Mario Four turn to Rainbow Dash with confusion on their faces.

"I... he...", Rainbow Dash starts to say. She sighs annoyingly. "Rarity and I uncovered a plot by him to kick me out of the Wonderbolts so he could keep his long-distance speed record unbroken. As a result, he was dishonorably discharged from the Wonderbolts."

"Sometimes you gotta play dirty to be the best!", Wind Rider shouts.

"But why destroy Equestria?", Mario asks.

"Why? WHY!? It's the only way to annihilate every single Wonderbolt that has ever lived!", Wind Rider answers.

"By using Teletubbies?", a confused SMG3 asks.

"You think I don't know about Equestria's past? When the humans arrived, I recruited Enzo to help me destroy Equestria", Wind Rider answers.

"You murderous bastard!", an angry SMG3 bellows. He uses Luigi's Poltergust 3000 to change the wind. Wind Rider starts losing his balance. "Mario!" Mario runs over to SMG3. He positions himself in the vacuum. SMG3 aims at Wind Rider... and fires. Windblade extended, Mario flies towards Wind Rider... and impales him through the heart, ending Wind Rider's reign of terror. Mario and the dead villain land a mile away. The rest of the heroes run over to them.

"You've... already... lost...", Wind Rider says weakly. Mario and SMG4 revert back to their original forms. The heroes walk off, leaving Wind Rider's dead body behind. It explodes.

"I attached a bomb to the Windblade. Wind Rider is no more", Mario says.

"One more thing. We have to go home", Mario says.

"What about the Burrito-Looking Machine?", Twilight asks.

"It got damaged during the battle. I was lucky enough to send Enzo and Tubbie Wonka home", Mario answers.

"I have an idea", Twilight says, "but it's risky."

In the castle...

"...and the interval between the two points is defined as the square root of the sum of the squares of the separation between the points along three spatial dimensions", Twilight finishes explaining.

"Ooh, you so good, you got Mario confused", Mario says.

"I think what's she trying to say is that that portal can get us home", SMG4 says.

"Impossible", Luigi says... until he sees Mario's wand. "Actually, I think that wand is our key to getting home." He takes the wand and aims it at the portal. "Alright. Here goes nothing." A white beam of energy erupts from the wand, hitting the portal. The portal itself turns white, and the Mushroom Kingdom appears in the portal. "It will stay open for twenty minutes. If we're gonna go, the time is now. My little ponies, it's been an honor to fight by your side." Luigi goes through the portal.

"I think I can get my show back. It's a long shot, but I have an idea. Thank you, my little ponies, for teaching me the magic of friendship. Until we meet again", SMG3 says. He gives Twilight the camera. "You'll need this." He goes through the portal.

"This world is definitely weird. I seriously hope that your kind don't interfere with the Mushroom Kingdom. Okay, bye-bye!", Mario says. He goes through the portal. Only SMG4 remains.

"Luke? What are you waiting for?", Rainbow Dash asks.

"I'm taking one last look at my new friends", SMG4 says. A smile crosses his face. He wraps his arms around Twilight. The rest of the Mario Four, Enzo, Tubbie Wonka, and the rest of the Mane Six also join in the embrace as a tear streams down SMG4's face. Eventually, the Mario Four go through the portal. Spike returns.

Back in the Mushroom Kingdom...

"Mario, despite your idiocy, I actually enjoyed that journey. Maybe there's some smartness in you after all", SMG4 says.

Mario, whose eyes are crossed outwards, says only one word: "Pingas." SMG4 laughs as the plumber.

SMG4 walks back into his office and finally releases the next installment in the Anime Arc: SMG4: The Japan Trip, where he, Fishy Boopkins, Saiko, and Bob go to Japan and meet Axol the axolotl (a type of aquatic salamander that is critically endangered), who is a manga artist. Luigi goes back to being a coward, occasionally catching ghosts for Professor Elvin Gadd. But the worst is yet to come. Somewhere, at a hotel called the Last Resort, a female ghost is working to free the notorious King Boo from his framed prison. Mario goes back to his stupid ways, but at the same time, he occasionally looks back at the adventure he had in Equestria. He sometimes goes back to Equestria using the wand. As months progress, the newly-formed Legion of Doom begin their attack on Equestria, albeit it being slow. The Mane Six try to convince Mario that the fight against the Legion of Doom is their fight to fight, but Mario manages to convince them that the Legion of Doom, despite it being small, are far too strong. The combined force of Chrysalis/Ultimate Chrysalis, Tirek, and Cozy Glow/Cozycorn would be far too much power to defeat. Eventually, he assists the Mane Six and the Calvary of United Equestria in the final battle against the Legion of Doom. Their ultimate fate? Turned to stone. Mario still can't get over the fact that Grogar was actually Discord, a draconequus. After the final battle, Twilight's coronation takes place in Canterlot. The rest of the Mario Four join him at the coronation, and, despite it being a huge disaster (not because of Mario, for once), everyone had a good time. The Mane Six form the Council of Friendship. SMG3 can't get his show back, but sometimes, bad things happen to good people. He now lives his life one day at a time. If it weren't for the Mane Six, SMG3 would still be a maniacal villain. Enzo is... well, he's a little nuts, but he manages to find happiness in his life... despite his questionable methods. Tubbie Wonka is still the boss at Fresh Spaghetti Tubbie.

December 4th, 2019

It's been one month and twenty-two days since Twilight's coronation. She and the Mane Six, despite creating the Council of Friendship, have moved on with their lives. But I fear there's something dangerous afoot. Truthfully, I am terrified. Who is I, you may ask? It's me, the author of this story, Alan Kubicz. You have no idea what I have planned for the Mario Four and the Mane Six. Where was Spike during the adventure? He was confronting Cozy Glow in prison, trying to get out of her why she was so dark. SMG4 is still making me laugh to this very day, and I thank him for that. Mr. Luke Lerdwichagul, if you're reading this story, which you probably aren't, don't stop making videos. You are an inspiration to future Mario machinimists everywhere. I had a blast making this story. Thank you to everybody for keeping me motivated. I hope you continue to find happiness in your life. I hope you're still alive. Anyways, this story has gone on for far too long, LOL. Thank you all for taking this journey with me, and I will see you all in the next story... hopefully. Good- Mario, get away from there! That's not spaghetti! No! MARIO!!!

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