SMG4- If Mario Was In "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic"

The ten heroes run for their lives, unsure of why Twilight and Rarity can't teleport them. Everywhere they hide, Enzo finds them. "Don't you understand? Equestria is already mine! Surrender now! Not even the Legion of Doom could match my power!", Enzo bellows.

"Who?", Twilight asks.

"Uh... nevermind. DIE!" Eventually, Twilight and Rarity teleport the heroes away. "You can run, but you can't hide! Teams One, Five, and Nine, they're headed your way! Teams Two, Six, and Ten, fall back! Teams Three, Seven, and Eleven, back to base! Teams Four, Eight, and Twelve, on me!"

In the Everfree Forest, the ten heroes stop to catch their breath. However, Teams One, Five, and Nine (green Teletubbies) are hiding in the trees giggling quietly. "Shh!", Teletubby 97 says. "You're gonna give away our positions!" But it was too late. The heroes looked up. As if on cue, the Teletubbies jump down and start attacking the heroes. Despite being outmatched, the heroes manage to escape. They teleport all over Equestria, encountering the rest of the teams. Luckily, they manage to escape the deadly grasp of the Teletubbies.

In Canterlot...

"Okay, Luke. Tell us what those things are now. Tell us everything about them", Twilight says.

"Okay. Millions of years ago, Equestria was populated by furry creatures called Teletubbies. Sure, they were stupid, but their way of life was unlike anything the world has ever seen. When the Royal Sisters arrived and tried to make peace, the Teletubbies wouldn't give up their land. And so began the war that flushed out every single Teletubby. We thought they were gone forever, but we were wrong. Now, the Teletubbies have a new leader: Enzo, who's bent on killing the brothers, my nemesis, and me. Equestria will be brought to its knees unless we can stop Enzo", SMG4 explains. (You're Just Making Us Stronger plays while SMG4 tells the story.)

Just then, Enzo appears and chases the heroes once again.

At the School of Friendship, the ten heroes hide from Enzo and the Teletubbies. The Teletubbies wouldn't have noticed the School of Friendship yet, giving the heroes refuge. "We'll definitely be safe in here. We should get some sleep, though. It's getting late", Twilight says. They each choose a bedroom.

SMG4 has never felt more lost. He wishes he were back home, making videos for his 3,000,000 subscribers. If it weren't for Mario, he wouldn't be here. Then again, he is having fun on this journey. However, he still needs to work on Meta Runner, and July 25 is approaching fast. He has to get home somehow.

SMG3 has realized that if he wants to go home, then he'd need to work with SMG4. So far, the duo make a good team. But what will happen when they get home? Will they still be enemies? Or will they make peace? Only time will tell... except for one thing. They don't have time.

Mario was enjoying his "vacation", obviously. Then again, he is the dumbest of the four. Truth be told, Mario has no idea what's going on.

Luigi has gone through a haunted mansion mission, but this is unlike anything he's ever done before. He just wants to go home.

Nighttime. The Mane Six are fast asleep. In one of the classrooms, Luke(?) looks at a map of Equestria. SMG3 walks in. "Luke? What are you doing up so early? It's 3 AM."

"Hmm? Oh. It's you. Listen. Enzo will find us at any given moment", Luke(?) says.

"I don't think so. If he knew where we were, we would've been ambushed by now", SMG3 says.

"Anyways, we need to figure out a way to stop Enzo and the Teletubbies from taking Equestria to the prehistoric times."

"That made no sense."

"Didn't you hear what I said about how Equestria was like millions of years ago? Equestria will perish unless we do something. These ponies need Equestria. And we need-"

"Friendship!", SMG3 interrupts. "Throughout this journey, we have developed a bond as friends. We're like Tom and Jerry. We can't survive without each other."

"We are not friends. We're enemies who can't see eye-to-eye on fucking ANYTHING! I fucking hate you and I always will! You ruined my birthday along with those meddling friends of yours!"

"Wait... birthday?" The terrified anti-hero runs into Luke's room to find him fast asleep. "Then that means..." He turns around. "Enzo!"

"ATTACK!" Teletubbies surrond the School of Friendship. The rest of the heroes wake up and try to escape. "There's no escape from me: the great and all-powerful Enzo! Prepare to see your world ripped apart, little ponies! The takeover begins today!" The psychopathic madman and his army walk towards Ponyville. Meanwhile, in the school, the gang try to get out.

"It's locked! Enzo put some kind of magical lock on the school, stronger than Neighsay's!", Twilight says.

"Twilight, you taught me that friendship is magic. Now, let me help you", SMG3 says. Using all of his might, he breaks the lock and bursts through the door. He defeats the Teletubbies surrounding the school. "A castle never truly dies."

"Wait... I heard that somewhere before. When I first arrived", Luigi says.

"I think that was Big Mac", Applejack says.

Unfortunately, more Teletubbies arrived on the scene, and this time, they had more advanced weaponry. "We got this! TOGETHER!", SMG3 bellows. The ten heroes charge into battle!

"Yee-haw!", Applejack hollers as she kicks a Teletubby.

"Burrito-Looking Machine, go!", Mario shouts as he throws the Portal gun at a Teletubby, knocking it out. "YEAHHH!" Two Teletubbies close in on Luigi, who uses his Poltergust 3000 to inhale the Teletubbies. Pinkie Pie uses her party cannon to send a group of Teletubbies flying. Fluttershy uses her cuteness to distract the Teletubbies.

"What the hell are you doing?", a Teletubby asks.

"I'm distracting you, you big turd blossom!", Fluttershy replies. Just then, Rainbow Dash pummels the Teletubbies surrounding Fluttershy. Soon enough, the battle ends. But the heroes are too late. Enzo has already begun the Teletubbiepocalypse.

Teletubbies everywhere are terrorizing innocent ponies. The Mane Six immediately run into the town, only to be repelled by Enzo. "Enzo is getting stronger every minute! In no time, he'll be unstoppable! We have to get past Enzo and stop the Teletubbiepocalypse!", SMG4 says.

Date: April 6th, 2019

Everypony in Ponyville are trying to fight back against the Teletubbies, but the creatures of old times are much too powerful. "Yes! Yes! YES! MY PLAN IS FINALLY IN MOTION! NOTHING CAN STOP ME!", Enzo bellows in victory. Using a jetpack, he flies to the top of Twilight's castle. He then uses a Teletubby ray to turn everypony into a Teletubby. The ten heroes see this.

"That ray is turning everypony into a Teletubby. We have to destroy it somehow", SMG3 says. Just then, a cage traps the ten heroes. They are levitated up to where Enzo stands.

"Ah. The saviors of Equestria. The fatass Italian. The scaredy-cat. The polar opposites. So glad you could join us. The party's just beginning! Soon, every single pony will be a Teletubby, and that includes the six of you!", Enzo monologues. He aims his ray at the cage. The four Marios get tossed out. He fires.

"NOOOOOOOO!", the Marios shout. However, Twilight uses her magic to create a force field around herself and her friends.

"We'll never be a part of your army!", Twilight says. "You're nothing! The prehistoric times belong in the past! And if you can't, ugh, accept that, then SCREW YOU!!!" She uses her magic against the ray. The ray's beam is pushed back, destroying the ray... but the transformed ponies don't turn back to normal.

"You fools! Did you really think that would turn everything back to normal? Rise, my brethren! Leave nothing!!!", Enzo bellows. The Mario Four make a run for it, and the Mane Six face off against the Teletubbies... and their transformed friends.

"We can't fight them! They could be our friends!", Rainbow Dash says.

"We have no choice! Attack!", Twilight shouts.

But no matter how hard they try, the Teletubbies are too strong. Eventually, the creatures of old times send the Mane Six flying into the Everfree Forest, where the Mario Four are hiding. "We can't fight those things. Enzo obviously did something to make them stronger... but what?", Luigi asks.

"I don't know, but I know one thing: Equestria is doomed unless we stop Enzo!", Twilight says.

"I have an idea", Mario says. He turns to SMG4.

"Why are you looking at me like that?", the YouTuber asks.

Later...

"This is stupid", SMG4 says. He and Mario had Teletubby outfits on.

"It worked last time", Mario replies. "Now, act like a Teletubby so we can figure out how to stop Enzo."

"Hee-hee. I have to record this", SMG3 says. "Plus, we'll have proof of what happened here in case no one believes us." He starts recording.

"Hey, you two!", Enzo shouts. The duo jump... but Enzo's talking to two other Teletubbies. "Stop watching anime! Anime belongs in the trash!" The two Teletubbies turn around and stand over Enzo. "Uh... what I meant to say was... anime... uh... is... awesome?" He makes a run for it. The two Teletubbies shrug it off.

"Oooooh! Cory In The House!", SMG4 says. Unfortunately, that attracts the attention of every single Teletubby in the area. "Uh-oh." The duo attempt to run for it, but Enzo blocks their path.

"No more running! No more hiding! No more masquerading! NO MORE LIVING!", the psychopathic madman shouts. He chases the duo across town. The duo manage to split up and escape the villain.

"Goddammit, SMG4! You blew our cover!", Mario says.

"Heh, heh... sorry", SMG4 says. The heroes look at the Teletubbies as they run about. "If we don't put an end to this, Equestria will become... Teletubbiequestria!"

"No! That can't happen!", Twilight says.