It's milking time for the cows at Sweet Acorn Orchard, but there's a problem; the family's milking machine is busted. Applejack is willing to lend them hers. The cows, however, hate milking machines. So what happens when a stubborn earth pony butts heads with stubborn cows over the matter? Definitely not what you'd expect.

This story was inspired by a comic from Gary Larson's The Far Side. Unfortunately, I couldn't find it to use as a thumbnail.

Edit: A very special thanks to Winter_Solstice, who found the comic and sent it to me. Of course, now you get an idea as to what happens. Thank you, Winter.