You, Me... and Your Friend Discord

Pinkie Pie hummed a cheerful tune to herself as she tidied up Sugarcube Corner. Only a few more minutes until she was done with work for the day and then she had a whole weekend ahead of her to do whatever she wanted!

And she already had a very good idea of what she wanted to do with the time.

The bell over the door jingled pleasantly as somepony walked in and Pinkie turned around, prepared to tell them that it was almost closing time so she wouldn't be able to make them anything fresh. Then she realized it was a very familiar face beaming at her from across the store.

“Cheese!” She bounded across the distance between them in a second, flinging herself onto Cheese Sandwich and hugging him tightly. “I thought you weren't getting back from Canterlot until later this afternoon!”

“Well, it was a wedding party I was working and unfortunately there was some drama with the groom and some old flame of his that wasn't invited but showed up anyway... I just sort of snuck out as things were getting heated.”

“Oh my.” Pinkie laughed. “I hope they work things out.”

“Me too, the party was going great until then.” Cheese looked around the store. “So, are you about done?”

“Mhm, just a couple more minutes! I'm just cleaning up before closing.”

“All alone?” Cheese asked.

Pinkie nodded as she got back to it. “Yeah, the Cakes are taking a vacation in Rainbow Falls but they'll be back by Monday.”

“Wow, must be tough managing a bakery by yourself.”

“A little but it's fun too! Plus Cup and Carrot are gonna retire one day and when they do, guess who they'll be giving Sugarcube Corner to?”

“Hm.” Cheese rubbed his chin as he thought about it, before grinning and saying, “Pumpkin and Pound?”

Pinkie giggled and dismissively waved a hoof. “Haha, as if. It's totally gonna be mine.” She pushed a table over a couple inches and stepped back to inspect her work, then nodded. “Okay, I think that'll do. All done!” She skipped over to the door and flipped the sign to closed, then locked it.

“So, what would you like to do?” Cheese asked.

Pinkie looked over her shoulder at him and smiled, giving her hips a little shake. “I can think of a few things... but first, let's get ya settled in! You know where the guest room is, right?”

“Of course.”

“You can drop your stuff off there.”

“Can do.”

They headed upstairs, Cheese shrugging out of his saddlebags and setting them down in the guest room. He also slid off his traveling hat and poncho, laying them across the bags.

“Hi, Boneless 2!” Pinkie greeted his rubber chicken companion.

“He missed you!” Cheese lifted the chicken and gave Pinkie a peck with its beak, making her laugh.

“I missed you too, B2! And I bet you missed your pal Boneless Classic, huh?” Pinkie hopped over toward the bed and revealed Boneless 1, who had been gifted to her by Cheese years ago and she has treasured since. She picked the toy up and gave it a squeeze, making it honk loudly.

Boneless 2 squeaked in response and for a few moments, Pinkie and Cheese played with the two, having them peck each other and rub necks affectionately. Then they set the chickens down on the bed, deciding to give them some alone time so they could catch up.

“So cute,” Pinkie cooed as the twin rubber chickens leaned together.

Cheese rested a foreleg across her back. “Yeah. But not as cute as you.”

“Aww.” She nuzzled his snout. He nuzzled back and then planted a kiss on her lips. She tilted her head and eagerly leaned in, kissing back before pulling away with a playful popping noise. “You big flirt.”

“Heh, you taste as sweet as you look, dear Pinkie.”

“Yeah, I had cake for lunch.”

He smirked and nestled his nose up under her chin, murmuring against her neck, “I wonder where else you taste sweet.”

She dropped her voice as she whispered back, “Ohh I think you know.”

“Maybe I do, maybe I don't, I haven't seen you in a while.”

“Then why don't we go over to my room and get reacquainted?”

They playfully bickered and flirted as they walked over to Pinkie's bedroom, where they wasted no time hopping into bed together and getting cozy. Cheese stroked her mane as he peppered her face with kisses, and she wrapped her forelegs around his waist to hold him close, sighing happily. They've only been dating for a few months now and it was still fairly casual, but she did really like Cheese. Far more than many of the other ponies she's had flings with. And as fun as it was to mess around with different people, she kinda wanted to settle down with one stallion. Maybe have a family.

But for now, she could be young and wild, and luckily Cheese was very open to her experimenting.

“Ya know, after walking all the way from Canterlot, I'm kinda hungry,” he said suggestively.

“Oh? Well we can go out for dinner later, but for now...” Pinkie shifted over onto her back and splayed her hind legs open, winking at him. “I've got a little snack for you.”

“Mm, don't mind if I do.” He shifted to lay between her legs, forehooves caressing her soft thighs as he checked her out. Her pretty pink folds were already wet for him and he nestled his muzzle against her, taking a slow, deep inhale. Her scent sent shivers down his back, she wasn't even in estrus yet her sweet musk still had his cock eagerly sliding from its sheath. Once he had his fill, he glanced up at her face. She had her upper body propped up on a pillow and was watching him closely, her cute ears perked forward and her usual bright smile on her face.

Keeping his eyes on her, Cheese stuck out his tongue and slowly drew it upward.

Immediately Pinkie's cheeks flushed and her eyes closed, back arching as she lifted her hips up into the motion. Cheese traced a gentle circle around her clit and heard her moan. He loved how vocal she was. He took another deep breath and closed his eyes, burying his snout deeper between her thighs as he used his tongue to ease her open.

“O-ohh, that's good,” she moaned, back hooves crossing over his neck to hold him in place. “Please, a little deeper...”

He chuckled at her enthusiasm and gave her what she wanted. The next lap of his tongue went inside her and she squeezed around him, letting out a short cry of pleasure. He was so warm. He tilted his head a bit and slowly kissed her, going even deeper with his tongue and Pinkie bucked, aching for more. She felt him pull back a bit and opened her eyes, glancing down. Cheese patted her thigh and smiled up at her, licking his lips off and then just letting his tongue hang out as he panted. She noted how large his pupils had grown and could tell he was getting heated. She could just go ahead and invite him to mount her. But today she felt like taking things slow.

She affectionately ran a hoof under his chin and smiled back at him. Then she stroked along his cheek and up to the top of his head, where she ruffled his mane before pulling his mouth back down.

He got back to it, moaning softly as he ate her out, and the smooth motions of his lips and tongue soon had her moaning too, body trembling as heat built between her legs. She held him down with a hoof while her other forehoof went to her mouth, where she bit lightly on it to keep from getting any louder.

Cheese paused when he noticed that, looking back up. “Hey, the Cakes are out. You don't have to be quiet.”

“Oh? Oh, yeah!” She was so used to muffling herself when she had sex here. But now she didn't have to! She dropped her hoof and when Cheese got back to it, she called out his name.

He gave his hips a small wiggle, rubbing his erection against the blanket. He was so hard it was uncomfortable but for now he was happy to make her feel good. He knew it wouldn't be long before she'd want to move on and he could finally bury inside her perfect body. It's been weeks since he last saw her and he's greatly missed her. She told him he could mess around while he was on his trips, she didn't mind, but he could never really bring himself to do it. He only wanted to have her.

Pinkie was in heaven as Cheese went down on her. He was so bold and playful, exploring every bit of her he could reach and making sure he focused on her sweet spots. She especially loved the way he would swirl the very tip of his tongue against her clit and then kiss her folds deeply, tongue delving between them as he moaned, like she was the most delectable dessert.

Her pleasure was steadily building, she was gently rolling her hips to meet his mouth and she could feel the sensations spreading throughout her entire body, making her grow hotter and hotter, and she only seemed to become more sensitive the longer the other ate her out...

“Ch-cheese, I'm so close,” she gasped out as she felt a small spasm pass through her, the muscles in her abdomen clenching. “Nngh, just a little more, please...”

He didn't speak, instead rubbing her thigh to acknowledge that he heard her before picking up his rhythm. She began to whimper as she grew closer, gripping him more firmly around the neck with her hind legs and thrusting more desperately against him, almost there...

Then he drew her clit between his lips and sucked on it, tongue dipping underneath it and lapping upward. She tossed her head back as she came, ecstasy blossoming in her core and searing through every nerve, and she keened loudly.

Cheese pulled off of her as she finished, not wanting to overstimulate her, instead just watching the way she shook under him, memorizing the honest pleasure on her face. He crawled over her, waiting for her to relax and lower her head to look back at him, then kissed her.

Pinkie was quite breathless but still kissed him back. She felt light and tingly all over, her thoughts off in a haze. All she wanted to do was reward the other for making her feel so good. She could taste herself on his lips and it made her shiver with delight.

“Was that good?” he asked quietly.

“Very good,” she replied, panting. She felt amazing. “You still hungry?”

He chuckled. “Not really hungry, no, but... I am thirsty.” He rubbed his groin against one of her legs and she felt the weight of his shaft.

“Ooh, you sure are,” she chirped. “Why don't I help you take care of that?” She gently pushed him back and then shifted her position, rolling to get on her front, chest against the bed and back legs straightening to lift her haunches up high. She held her tail up and looked over her shoulder at him. “You got me all nice and wet. Please, help yourself.”

“Aw you're too kind.” He allowed himself a few moments to admire the view, loving the sight of her plump ass with that curly tail held up, fully presenting her to him. Once he had his fill, he climbed over her, pressing the head of his cock to her lips.

She leaned back against him and sighed. “Ohh yeah, you feel so good, you need this... take me.”

He locked his forelegs around her barrel, making sure he had a good grip, then slid inside. It was smooth going and he moaned as he was surrounded by her heat. She was so soft too, it was like stroking himself with silk... He moved a little faster, jerking her hips flush to his as he thrust in all the way.

“Oh!” she called out at the impact of him deep inside her, head dropping against the pillow under her. She almost felt like she was going to come again just from the raw sensation of being stuffed full. She adjusted her stance, back hooves going a little further apart, and she closed her eyes and just let herself enjoy how good it felt.

Cheese seemed to be taking a moment to savor it too. But the moment didn't last long. “I'm gonna move, you ready?” he asked.

“Mm, super ready,” she murmured.

“Okie-dokie.” He eased back and she moaned at the friction. It felt especially good when his medial ring slid back out of her, and when he paused, she braced herself. Then he thrust back in and she jolted, whimpering in pleasure. He set a firm but graceful pace, the thrusts of his hips delightfully fluid as he filled her over and over. His long thrusts went deep and she was soon coming again, squeezing around him and making his pace falter.

“Ohh that's it, good girl,” he praised her, getting back onto his rhythm and enjoying how she clutched at her pillow, ears going back as the pleasure overwhelmed her. “Love getting to see my favorite little mare, my wonderful party pony... how is this? You feel good?”

“Oh yeah,” she purred, entire body thrumming with ecstasy as he kept pounding into her. “So good, you feel so good inside me, mm... a lil harder, please...”

“Harder? Heh, you got it.” Cheese leaned his weight a little further forward to push her harder into the bed as he thrust more firmly.

“That's it, yeah!” she cried, easily matching his new pace. He was pushing her forward and back and she could feel the bed creaking, the headboard bumping the wall. It only excited her more. “Give it to me, don't hold back!”

“Of course not. I'll give you whatever you want, sweetie. My little sweetie pie...”

“Ohh...” She shook, already close to another orgasm. “Oh yeah, more...”

“You want more?” Cheese watched the way she frantically nodded her head. “Of course you do. You're such a naughty mare. I love it though.” He gave her rump a light smack and heard her grunt. “And you love getting naughty, huh? Tell me what you want, Kinky Pie.”

“Ah, bite me!”

Cheese didn't even hesitate. He leaned forward and brushed her mane aside with his muzzle before biting into the side of her throat.

“Aah!” She slammed her hips hard back against him and finished for the third time, and this time the sensation of her convulsing around him was enough to finish him off too. He clenched his teeth a little harder as he came, hips moving in frantic jerks as he pumped her full of his seed. Her plush body felt like it was trying to milk him for everything he had, and he gladly gave it to her, mind all but disappearing in the torrent of bliss.

Slowly though, their bodies settled and he slipped out of her, letting go of her neck. He cracked his eyes open and saw that his teeth had left a noticeable ring in her fur. He began grooming the spot, licking gently and hoping it hadn't hurt her.

She seemed alright, though. “Whew,” she said, back legs quivering. Cheese moved to lay down and only needed to gently pull on her before she was collapsing next to him, back leaning comfortably into his front, and he nuzzled the side of her face.

“How do you feel?” he asked gently, brushing some of her mane away from her eyes.

“Heh, super duper,” she replied, meeting his eyes and grinning. Even through her pink fur he could tell she was blushing hard. Her coat was slick with sweat and as he ran a hoof along her side, he could feel her back legs trembling with exhaustion.

“Wore you out, huh?” he said.

“Yeah,” she admitted. “But a lil bit of a rest and I'll totally be up for more! As long as you are.”

“I'm always up. And down. And sideways. However you want me.”

“Hehe.” She planted a kiss on his nose and tried to go for his lips, but he kept turning his head and dodging it. He did this for a few seconds until she huffed and started to puff up her cheeks in mock annoyance, then he went ahead and kissed her on the lips. She laughed at that and turned around to jump on him, and they spent several moments play-wrestling before falling into a warm cuddle pile, forelegs around each other and tails draping together.

“So we have a whole weekend together, alone,” Cheese mused.

“Mhm.”

“You have anything special planned for us to do?”

“In bed or just in general?”

“Either one.”

“In general, not really, we can just do whatever. Though it might be nice to go to the spa tomorrow.”

“Ooh, the spa, I'd love that.”

Pinkie nodded. “Yeah I like meeting there with all my friends, I'm sure they'd love to see you. But when it comes to our private time, well...” She smirked, giving him a sultry look. “I might want to get a little more kinky.”

“Kinkier than just now, with the biting?”

“Oh yeah. Way kinkier, you know me.”

“I sure do.” Cheese affectionately bumped their foreheads together. “Well, I'm always happy to get kinky with you.”

“I have had something interesting in mind,” she said. “How do you feel about a threesome, first off?”

“A threesome? Ah, never really done one before, but... I have kinda been curious,” he replied.

“Okay, that's great! Because I want to have a threesome with you.”

Cheese was hesitant. He and Pinkie were in an open relationship, he knew of her flings with other ponies around town and was fine with that continuing due to how casual things were between them, but he had to admit, he felt a spark of jealousy imagining her getting intimate with people besides himself. Actually seeing someone else feeling her up during a threesome might be a bit too much for him. But he could see how excited she was at the idea and he did want to know what it was like. Maybe he could just focus entirely on her and try not to think about the third pony.

“Well, I guess we could give it a try,” he said. “Who do you have in mind?”

“I don't think you've ever formally met them, but you've probably heard of them, and trust me they're super fun in bed, very creative, always happy to try new things!”

“That's great! Sounds like they'll get along really well with both of us then, who is-”

Pinkie was already plowing forward, “None other than my good buddy, Discord!”