super secret human facility

Chapters

chapter 2: "we might not be able to send you back..." (edited)
chapter 3: a good meeting
chapter 4: bedroom intruder
bonus chapter acquired: who are you again?
chapter 5: Mornings and show ponies
chapter 6: lets put on a show!!!
chapter 7: Hospitals and explainations (slight edit)
chapter 7.5 : a little more explaining
chapter 8: nice little train ride
Bonus chapter acquired: a normal day and a new plan.
chapter 10: Humans be heavy and shiz( non-sleepy edit )
chapert 11: Getting settled (slight edit)
chapter 12: getting to know Bon Bon( short chapter warning )
Chapter 13: A secret kiss...
chapter 14: ...and the party of the year? ( SCW )
Chapter 15: a night of BON BON-ding. ( SCW with a MCW implication )
Chapter the Bonus: The Great and Mischievous plan.( For Lightingace )
Chapter 16: Breakfast and big news
Chapter 17: Picnic at the park and a spy in the bushes
Chapter 18: The first date is always the hardest.
chapter 19: potted plants and a showmare (reader edited and all that jazzy stuff)
chapter 20: Dinner made for four [Alex perspective] ( part 1 of 4 )
Bonus chapter acquired: a surprise visit.
Chapter 21: Great and Powerful self-control Pt 1 { Lyra's perspective-Part 2 of 4} [Edited]
chapter 22: a white surprise and two pink checks{ Alex perspective part 3 of 4} Finished
chapter 23: the great and powerful catfight. {Trixie/Lyra perspective 4 of 4}
chapter 1: welcome to...where am i? (edited)
Chapter 9: The Pinkie and The Train ( Super short chapter warning )
Chapter 24: hospitable hospital

chapter 2: "we might not be able to send you back..." (edited)

30 minutes later

" Now. we must talk about the important question of why you are here and what we can do to ensure that this whole thing go's according to plan..." twilight spoke with a kind of voice I could only associate with a ambassador of another countery, or in my case another dimension. " so, let me give you a brief explanation of where you are, in general. You are in equestria, a peacefull and friendly land ruled by princess celestia, following so far?" I'm in a land ruled by happy-go-lucky ponies, ruled by a more important ponie. yeah, easy enought to comprehend. " Yes, clear as crystal." I told twilight with a wave of me hand.

" Good, now as for why you are here, you will remenber that in good time. but for now, I will like you to meet princess celestia and from there we can get you a place to stay and let you enjoy you stay here in equestria." twilight said with a smile. I sat there with a stuned expression. enjoy my stay? I'm going to live here for the rest of my live? I mean, sure this may be fun, but I don't think i would agree with such a change in dimension's.

" Wait, wait ,wait...I can go back to my world, right?" I asked will holding a very fake smile. Twilight looked down with a frown.( hay a rhyme, lets not pay it any attention) That 30 seconds of silence felt like a eternity. Twilight looked up and spoke.

" Well, hehe, about that..." she began.

" What?" I asked with concern.

" 'sigh' We might not be able to send you back."

"WHAT!!? I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS...." i yelled as i got up andwent to the far end of the room.

As I stood in that corner, I felt a tik in my head. Like a lost piece of myself was put back into place. I remembered what I was doing before this moment, before the bright room, before i meet a talking ponie......

I was walking down the sidewalk in my hometown. It was a rainy day that seemed to never end. I just got fired from my job at the local sweets shop: The chocolate turtle. It wasn't like i did anything wrong, business was going down and they had to layoff some of the workers to save the business. I loved that job, making fresh candy and chocolate by hand, seeing the smileing face's of children, and knowing i brought some small happiness into there lives. But, thats gone, now i walk home to try and figure out something. As i walked, i noticed a that there was light coming from a allyway

I thought that was strange and felt a urge to investigate. So, I made it to the allyway and slowly walked down the length, to see what could have made that bright light. The ally was mighty filthy, but other then that, nothing special. but, as I reached the end, i noticed something on the wall. It looked like a sort of insignia, that seemed to glow slightly. What caught me as strange, was my stronge urge to touch it and see if its real, or its fake and im seeing things again. I lifted my had up and slowly inched my hand closer to the insignia. As my hand got closer, my vision blurred and i heard a woshing noise, like I was falling. then.........nothing.

The flashback seemed to last for hours, until twilight chimed in. " I'm sorry that we might not be able to send you home, but i promise Alex, we will help you adapt to our world and try to make you as happy as possible." twilight said, her voice sounding like tears were about to fall. I breathed in and let out a sigh. I now know that i choose this, even thought i didn't have any clue what would happen when i touched that insignia.

" Its ok twilight, i just...i was just a little surprised by that. im fine, im fine." i said as i looked at her. She seemed to lighten up and got a small smile back onto her face.

" Ok, thats good. for a second, i thought you were going to go crazy, and you would have broken something......andthenIwouldhavehadtogettherestraints. hehe"

" Haha, yeah......what was that last part?"

" Nothing....ok Alex, lets go meet the ponie you'll be living with..haha yeah."

" But..what about th...AAHH" I was about to ask when, some kind of purple light washed over my hand. Holy crap, what the hell is this??!! I looked a twilight and noticed that the same purple light was comeing of her....Horn?!? she has a HORN!?!? why didnt I notice that before?? was I to dumb to notice? or was I not paying any attention to her features?
I wondered as she started to lead me out of the waiting room and where I will meet the ponie that I'll be staying with.

chapter 3: a good meeting

this place is pretty big... I pondered as i followed twilight down some hallways to meet the ponie will be staying with. What twilight told me about her was simple and a bit odd.

"Ok, now there are two things you need to know about who you'll be staying with." she began

"sure, lets hear them." i told her.

"one: she knows about you'r kind already."

"wait, how?' i asked out of curiosity

"She has been reading up on stories of your kind, mostly myths and filly-tales. but, as we discovered, you DO exist and she jumped at the opportunity to learn more bout your kind personaly."

"Ok, a little odd. but hay i heard stranger things." i told her, i mean how strange can she be right?

"oh, and the second thing:....she may or may not try and 'get with you'." twilight said with a slightly concerned tone.

" oh, I'm sorry, but i couldn't hear you, because my mind went dead there. did you say she might want to get with me?" hopefully i heard her wrong.

"yes, she might." damn.

"Why?" i asked

"not sure, she seems to be infatuated with your species. so, her meeting you will probabley make her want you more." she said as she opened the door to the nine billionth hallway.

"mom always said i was a ladies man." i joked, twilight just shook her head.

By this time we have arived at a large elevator.i don't see how they have these. but hay, i can't compain. we got into the elevator. Twilight raised her right hoove and pressed the button labled: TR. The big doors slide shut and the elevator ride began. the ride was quick, me and twilight talked most of the time. she told me about her friends in the town of 'ponieville'. which is where i would be staying and might get to meet. I told her about my life on earth and about the time when a kid paid for some candy in all nickles, then i explained to her what a nickle was.

When the elevator stoped and opened, i was meet with the most gorgeous and most fantastic of halls. Everthing had a bright color and seemed to have had no sign of wear. There were pillers of what seemed to be marble, stain glass windows, two i saw containt twilight and 5 other ponies. From which i guessed were 'the elements of harmony' that twilight informed my about. We headed down the hall to a set of large wooden doors. using her magic, twilight opened the doors to reveal a throne room. But really caught my attention was the white winged unicorn talking to a sea green ponie. The white unicorns mane was of many bright flowing colors that seemed to be moving, but without any wind. Her rump had what looked like a sun of sorts. She turned to us and gave a smile, as if expecting us.

"ah, twilight, we have been waiting for you both." nailed it.

" yes, princess. we seemed to be a little late, it like a maze down there." twilight said with a bow of her head.

"Its quite alright. now i believe introductions are in order." she said as she walked over to where we were standing.

"hello human, i am princess celestia, ruler of equestria. it nice to meet you..."

" Alex, alex byrd." i said as i bowed to her.

Celestia giggled lightly. "no need to bow alex, we are all friends here. now i do believe this mare right behind me would like to meet you." As if on que, the sea green ponie poped right in front of me with the biggest grin i have ever seen.

"oh my gosh, oh my gosh, hello im lyra heartstrings. oh, im sooo excited you'll be staying with me. oh, you must tell me everything abou..." "lyra, please you'r embarrassing alex, dear. you may chat on th train tomarrow. now i think our guest would like to rest. am i correct?" celestia said as she stoped lyra's verbal assault on my ears. now that i look outside, it was starting to get dark ad i was mighty sleepy.

"why yes princess, i would like to sleep. this was one longe day and im tired."
celestia noded her head as she lead us to our resting area's.

i do hope that the bed is nice and soft. i can't remember the last time i sleep.

i know this is an odd place to end this chapter. but, i mostly write these when i cant sleep, so tis might not be the best chapter. but whatever, im tired, with no hope of sleep soon. and this was writen at 6:00 AM. god i need sleep, bad.

chapter 4: bedroom intruder

After a good walk throught the halls of this apparent castle. man this place is HUGE, how on earth, or equestria, do's she remenber how to get around this place. We arrived at what appeared to be a smaller set of large doors. with a glow of celestias horn, the doors opened to reveal a nice room with the most comfy bed i have ever seen. The sheets were white and yellow, the pillows looked like big'o marshmallows and i couldn't wait to get in them.

I looked at the princess, then at the bed, the princess, then bed, then the princess again. She smilled and nodded her head. i grinned and ran to the bed. i jump and landed face first in the bed. oh god, this is fantastic. awwwwww, i could die happy now. The princess, twilight and lyra watched as Alex rummaged around in the bed and giving low moans of what they hoped wasn't arousal(except lyra, that creeper). celestia broke the silence between the three.

"well, i have to go set the sun for the day, lets leave alex to enjoy his bed." twilight and lyra agreed and closed the door. leaving me alone in a big bed. i poped my head out of the covers and looked around. how odd, reminds me of back on earth......alone in a bed. I remembered my loveless life back on earth. All the lonely days spent going to work, getting home, and proceeding to occupy my time with games and the occasional "one handed love game". I wasn't happy remembering that fact and being in this world seemed to make that fact more apparent...living in a world populated with ponies, not many chances for love.

I sat there for a bit and watched the sun go down. I sighed and put my head on the pillow and tried to get some sleep.

I was deep in sleep, that kind of deep sleep that you' body could move around and you note notice it. ahhh, can't believe how soft these sheets are after laying in them for this long. i felt my hand move up and down. hmm didnt notice that the underside of the sheets were this, furry soft. like those fluffy covers that feel like fur. As i moved my hand further up and further down....strange, there seems to be two lumps in the bed. that makes me think less of this soft bed. Ilifted by hand and tried to make the lower lump go away. man, thats a stubborn lump.... with one finale slap, i heard a slight giggle. what the hell? I opened my eyes and was meet with the golden eyes of.....lyra?!?

"enjoy your sleep?" she asked in a sultry voice.

I sat up and examined what has just happened.lyra was laying next to me, in my assigned bed, and I was slaping her flank!!! this was mighty awkward.

"Umm...why are you in my bed?" i pointed to her and asked.
"Well.."she started "I was in mine, but i couldn't sleep. but i remembered you where enjoying your bed so much, i thought i might share in your comfyness."she said all this will looking me in the eyes and getting ever so slightly closer. is it me or is she coming on to me? when she was came close enought, she layed her head on my lap. oookk. this is odd. Lyra looked up at me and smiled.

"i hope you dont mind, i find this comfy. only for tonight i swear." she said as she gave me, what i assumed to be her puppy dog face.

i scratched the back of my neck, maybe for one night. "I...I guess."

"yay.oh your the best." she said as she huged me tight, then layed her head back onto my lap and fell asleep.
wow, out like a light I chuckled quietly as i patted her head and layed down.I might miss my house and everyone i knew.. I thought ...But, this wil be an interesting adventure. I yawned as my eyes fluttered and fell asleep.

bonus chapter acquired: who are you again?

I was sound asleep, dreaming of riding in a jet or something, when a noise awoken me. I opened my eyes to see a pony looking straight at me. This pony had messy black maneand wearing a staind hoodie, the pony didnt seem to blink and looked to be in real need of sleep. He seemed to be grinning at me, maybe he thought of a funny joke... examining further, i noticed i could see his gums and the side of his lips were cut to almost his ears.

"hello? what do you want?" i asked this strange pony.

"go to sleep...." He said in a raspy voice.

strange, where have i heard that before... i pondered. i sat up and got out of bed.

"Wait, what the?" he questioned.
"hold up, my thinkers thinken." i told him as i went to the window. I continued to think as i looked out into the night sky. hmm, i know i read something with that statement in it. what was it? i patted my head with the palm of my hand, trying to remember.

The pony walk up behind me and seemed to be a little confused."ok,um, this is odd. but this is the part where you..." He raised a knife, that was in his right hoove, and swung it as i walked out of its way. still thinking. "die?"

"ok..lets see....hmmm......no.." i said, still drawing a blank on where i heard that from.

"ok thats it." he said and lunged at me. i turned and he was on top of me. he pinned me with his hooves and stared at me. "ok, NOW we are going to do this right..." he said as he lifted he knife into the air. I was scared, i honestly couldn't believe i was going to die so early into the story and all because i didnt know what reference this pony was making. As he looked at me, i closed my eyes as he brought the knife down. I was waiting for the death, but nothing came. i opened my eyes to see his hoove was being held by a light green hoove. i followed the hoove and saw that lyra was holding the ponies hoove to stop him from murdering me.

" what do you think you'r doing?" she asked and i could tell she was angry.
"oh you want to...." before he could finish, he was punched square in the face. sending him flying back. DAMN SHE STRONG... As he was getting up, lyra was running at him in a full galloping at him. before he could react, he turned around and bucked him right in the face, sending him throught the window. she was breathing heavily now, from the act that she has done.

"uh, you ok?" i asked still stuned by the display of power lyra had.
"yeah...'breath'.....im fine, you?"
"good, good.....uhhh, what just happened?"
"dont know..'breath'...don't want to know..but i do know one thing.."
"what?" i asked

When i asked, she walked up to me and wraped her hooves around me. "no one mess's with my human." she said as she hugged me tight. hmm she really cares for me. enought to buck the hell out of some crazy pony. I returned the hug, feeling happy for her help.

"well, this was interesting. but im still tired so lets go back to bed. we got a big day tomarrow." she said as she broke the hug.

"agreed." i said as i got up of the floor. we hoped back into bed, before i went to sleep i asked lyra a question.

"hay lyra..."
"yes?" she said
"when we get to ponyville....can you try not to come into my bed without me knowing? its kind of weird."

she giggled at this question. "well...ok, i can see why this may seem weird. so, i'll not come into your bed unanounced. but can i stay for tonight? just this once?" she asked, giving me a pouty face with big cute eyes.

" 'sigh' ok, you can stay."
"yay. well night." she turned around and fell right to sleep.

ok then... i thought, but i was sleepy as well. so, i closed my eyes and joined her in the act of sleep.

somewhere in the everfree forset

"ok, we are about to start to meeting, is everyone here?" asked eyeless jack. He was at the head of a long table in a clearing. tonight he was the leader of tonights meeting. he looked at all the ponies gathered: slendermane and mr. widemouth were to the left of him, seated in there chairs. zalgo was also there, even thought he rarely came to the meetings, and smile dog was laying down, chewing on his favorite pony leg bone. everyone was here, except jeff. As jack was wondering why he was late, he saw jeff walk out of the forest and into the clearing. he had his hood up and his head down as he walk to the table, which was odd, jack thought. Jeff came to the table and sat in the chair next to zalgo.

"ok, NOW that everyone is here. i would like to know how everonr did tonight. widemouth, why dont you tell us how your job went?" jack asked

"gladly, well mine went very well, i got a group of children at a slumber party. it was difficult to get all of them to drink the poison, but i convinced them it was a new fruit drink." widemouth said with a sense of accomplishment.

"good work. going to hard beating that. ok, zalgo want to go next?" jack asked zalgo, who had his head on the table, taking a nap.

"i guess not, well i would ask you slendy. but, i know how you did and thanks for the coffee mug made of that colts skull." slendermane brought out one of his tenticles and formed it into a makeshift thumbs up.

"now, jeff im excited to know how yours went. i love hearing how you killed people." jack said

jeff just put his head onto the table and sighed. "Jeff, what happened? and while im asking why is your hood up? did something go wrong?" jack asked as he pointed his hoove at jeff.

"I dont want to talk about it..." jeff said.

"come on jeff, out with it. was it that bad?" Jack told the sad jeff.

"you have Nooo idea." jeff said as he got out of his chair and layed on the ground with smile dog.

Authors notes/thoughts: this chapter was fun for me to write. i thought i would add the creepypast element into my story and try to make it funny. i know this chapter isn't perfect, but i enjoyed writing it. i do hope that when people read my story, that they find it good enought to allow me to continue. leave a comment below with whatever you think about the story and leave an idea or two and i'll see if i can work it into the story. thanks for reading and bless you plots.

chapter 5: Mornings and show ponies

The morning sun shined trought the curtains of my room. It was a little early for me, but I'm not known to complain about the small stuff. So anyway, nice day, birds singing, blah blah blah. I was tired, had a wierd dream about some weird pony trying to kill me and lyra kicking him straight to the moon. So yeah, kinda want to wake up before continue this story. So hold on a minute.....

......Ok, I got me some cola..cola this early? whats the matter with you?...Hay I hate coffee and I dont want milk or juice....Can't see why you hate coffee. coffee is good when you add milk and suger.....I'm not having this conversation with you logic. I have a story to write for the good people on this website.....And another thing: why are you writing this story? I mean, if you wanted to write a story. why not write a REAL story that doesn't involve ponies?....Because it's easier then writing a lagit story...good point.....Ok, now lets get this story back on track.

The morning sun's rays made their way through the window and right into my eyes.Aww, bastard sun. I thought as i sat up in the bed I was occupying. I streached and stood up to greet the day. I walked to the window and noticed that there was a balcony outside it. So, i opened the window and stood on the balcony that overlooked the new land I would now call home.

The land was green and lusious. The tree's looked healthy and full, the grasslands seemed to roll on and on with unmatched beautie. The hills looked imposing, even from where I was standing. It all seemed untouched and perfect and I loved it. I breathed the air, freash and unpolluted. Unlike the world I came from and the world I may never see again. I sighed out, thinking of all th things that I'll miss back home. The few close friends I made working at the candy store, my xbox 360 I got when i was 18. But the one thing I'll miss the most is my family.I know me and my family hasn't seen eye to eye since i decided to move away. But, I'm still going to miss knowing that I'm so far away from them.

"well...." I whispered. "...no use worrying about it know." and with that, I walked back into the room, closed the balcony window and sat on the bed until lyra woke up. It didn't take long for lyra to wake up and when she woke up I knew it because she jumped on my back.

"Good morning alex, how did you sleep?' she asked while her hooves were holding tight around my neck.

"ACHACHAC." I said as I tried to loosen her grip on my neck.

She noticed I was choking and let go of my neck. "sorry." she said as she sat next to me. As I rubbed my neck with one hand, I put my other hand on her head.

"No harm done." I said in a slightly raspy voice. "So..'cough'..what was it we were dong today?" I asked trying to change the subject from her almost choking me out.

"Oh yeah.." Lyra said "Today is the day you come to ponyville. you excited?" She said as she gave me a warm smile.

I have to admit, Lyra has a pretty smile. I thought. "Yeah I'm excited. So, when do we leave?"

As if on cue, Twilight Sparkle walked into the room. "Morning Alex ready to WOOH.....Lyra, what are you doing in Alex's room?" Twilight had a look of confusion painted on her face. That look......priceless!! :D

I turned to Lyra, waiting for a response. She faced away from me and Twilights gaze's and calmly responded:
" I came in shortly after you." What a terrible lie. No way Twilight will believe that load of..

" Oh that makes sense, seeing you were not in your room when I checked ten minutes ago." I guess i was wrong.

After a few minutes of Twilight explaining that the train ride to ponyville would take a good 4 hours, we made our way out of the castle to the trainstation.

Streets of Canterlot

The walk to the trainstation gained us a few passing gazes. and when I say "we", I mean....Me. I caught a few of the high class ponies staring at me. Probably looking at my hot human body. I jokingly thought as we came to a stop. Ahead of us was a large crowd of ponies. They seemed to be staring at an empty stage.

I looked to Twilight for an answer. I was greeted by a sigh of annoyance. " Twilight, whats going on?" I asked in confusion.

" 'sigh' I should have known that...she would be here." she said as she winced at the thought of who ever she was referring to.

" Who is 'she'?" I asked.

Before Twilight could answer, a bright display of lights and fireworks sounded from the stage. A thick smoke covered the stage as a voice sounded out, reaching the farthest ponies in the crowd.

" LADIES AND GENTLECOLTS, TODAY YOU WILL WITNESS A SHOW OF GREAT...umm...GREATNESS. BE DAZZLED BY THE AMASING FEATS OF MAGIC, BE IN AW AS YOU WITNESS THE GREATEST SHOW TO BEFALL EQUESTRIA, AND BE AMAZED BY THE SPECTACULAR PYROTECHNICS....AND WHO IS THE MASTER OF SUCH AMAZING FEATS? WHY THE ONE..."

the crowd leaned into catch a glimps of the figure slowly emerging from the smoke.

"......THE ONLY......."

As the figure became visible, we all could she the features of the mystery pony. her coat was a light blue shade, she wore a maching purpleish hat and cape, with stars spread out on both. Her tail was white, with lighter blue streakes. I would know her cutie mark, if it wasn't covered by her cape.

As the crowd viewed the figure on stage, the mare gave a small smile and in a way, introducted herself.

"....THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE!!!!"

I only had one thought going throught my mind as she unneededly shouted her name........She has some seriously beautiful eyes....but needs to lower the volume a bit.

there we are chapter five. the long wait was due to the fact that i wasn't feeling well. will write more when time allows.
chapter might seem rushed, well sorry i finished this chapter with a headache and around midnight.

comment, like, fav, whatever. have a great life :D

chapter 6: lets put on a show!!!

I stood in complete bewilderment at the scene before me. The crowd had fallen silent as the show mare, or Trixie as it were, proceeded to preform her, what I could guess was, her preformance. She began by boosting about how she defeated two hydra's using nothing more then a toothpick and a wooden shield, while pulling a rabbit out of a hat. Then she explained to us(the audience) the "Amazing Tale" of how her magical prowess saved a zebra village from a swarm of hungery parasprites, all the while doing card tricks with a, less then amused, volunteer. This went on for a good hour, her telling over the top stories of her "magical prowess and bravery" while doing(what I believe to be) some simple acts of "magic".

Around the one and a half hour mark, things were starting to look bad for the showmare trixie. The crowd started to get noticable irritated, most of the crowd had already left( either from sheer bordom or they had laundery to do, how should i know) and the remaining crowd was The noticable irritated. I started to get the feeling that the crowd was close to the point of throwing rotten tomatoes at her. I turned to Twilight and Lyra, Lyra was playing with a doll that looked alot like me I'll have to talk to her about that later. and Twilight was on the verge of sleep. I poked Twilight's side for a second to get her attention.

She looked at me with half closed eyes. " 'yown' yes?"

" Why exactliy do you not like her? other then the fact that she talks in the third person to much, she seems harmless." I said.

" well.." she started as she got off the ground and onto her hooves. " I would have to tell you about what happened when she came to ponyville."

To show how much of a lazy writer I am: I will not explain the events that transpired in ponyvill. For if you are a real brony: you would have already seen the episode 'Boast Busters' and would already have the information and would not need me to tell you the happenings of the episode. If you need that information, then go on youtube or netflix and watch the episode. Sorry to break the story half way....i should stop know....Ok NOW I'll stop.....Derpy is best pony :p

After Twilight went into detail of what happened in ponyville a year back, I gave her a nod.

" Ok, I can see why you would not like her alot. But that was a year ago, I don't think she has been going around, summoning 'ursa minors' with the help of miss guided kids." I told her.

" Yeah, you got a point. But I still dont trust her. The point is: in the end she just ran away instead of facing what she inevitably caused." Twilight stated.

As me and Twilight were talking( and while Lyra was softly smooching her human doll) Trixie noticed her self appointed nemesis.

"YOU!!" came shout that broke me, Twilights and even Lyra's trains of thought. As we faced the stage, we saw a noticably angery Trixie.

" SO YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD COME AND SHOW THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE UP AGAIN?" she stated while staring daggers at Twilight, who seemed shocked to be called out like that.

" WELL, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE IS READY TO FINALY SHOW YOU WHO IS THE MOST MAGICAL MARE IN EQUESTRIA IS. Oh and if you forgot who is the most powerful and greatest, IT'S ME!!!" Trixie shouted.

The crowd was long gone by know. Not by the fact that a mare was on the verge of a meltdown, but by the fact that it was getting dark and they probably had work tomarrow. As Trixie was focused on Twilight, I moved to the left side of Twilight and started to walk towards the stage. Thanks to trixie's attention drawn to Twilight, I could make my way towards Trixie, without her knowing. I made it to the stages small set of stairs and walked onto the actual stage. Trixie was about the same hight as Twilight and Lyra, her head was about half way to my stomach. As she continued to shout and challenge Twilight, I steped to her side and taped her on the shoulder.

" WHO DARES TOUCH THE GREAT AND POW....." she was about to say as she faced me. Her eyes widen as she scaned me from head to toe. I thought she was in a state of shock, seeing that she may have never seen my kind before and I might seem a little intimidating due to my size.

" Hello I just wanted to ask you to please stop shouting at my friend over there. Now please dont think I'm angery, because thats not how I am. But on a side note, I thought you put on a great show." I told her in a calm tone of voice.

She seemed to be thinking my words over in her mind. She turned her head, a noticable blush forming on her cheeks.

" You actually thought my show was great?" She breathed, almost a whisper.

" Well....yeah, I'm new to this land and magic is still fairly new to me. But what I'v seen of your show, I have to say i enjoyed it very much." i said as I got onto my knee, so I was eye level with her. She turned to face me, tears were coming from her eyes and she had a small smile on her face.
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" T-Thank you....No one ever told me that they thought one of my shows were great before.. " She said as the smile faded from her face.

" Why do you say this?" I asked her.

" W-well, not many ponies know this about the great and powerful Trixie....But I'm not that great with magic. I haven't been good at it since I was a filly. My parents told me that I would get better as I got older. But by the time I was in my teens, I still didnt have much range or power with my magic. I could lift things and make things appear, but only when they were a few feet away and were under 20 pounds. The other ponies would mock me, telling me I was a worthless unicorn, that I should just not even try to do magic.." By this time, she was crying her eyes out. Not only did I learn about her past, but I felt sorry for her. I knew how she felt: feeling like you can't do what others found to be easy, being called worthless and being put down. As she was crying hard, I didnt even think about what happened next. In a split second, I wraped my arms around her in a hug. She was shocked at my sudden impulse, but didnt try to fight the hug. She wraped her fore hooves around me and cryed into my shoulder.

" Its ok.....let it out. let it out." she continued crying for about a minute before drawing her head back slowly........

.......Lyra: I heard the shouting, but didnt pay it any mind. I was preoccupied with my little doll. I made this doll last night will Alex was sleeping, I dont think he'll mind missing some hair. I may of made it last night, but I Practised on this little guy for a while. Oh I know he isn't mine yet, but he will be.....

......I looked at Trixie, she had a small smile. She still had her fore hooves around me. I smiled back at her and asked:

" Feel be...." before I could finish my statement, Trixie pressed her lips to mine.......

........Lyra: Well, the annoying yelling stoped. Thank celestia, but know I hear crying. Well at least its not some crazy mare yelling incoherent nonsense. Lyra turned her attention to the stage, where she knew the showmare was preforming. She assumed that the mare left, but She wasnt really paying attention in the first place. But what Lyra saw on stage made her blood boil: she saw the showmare lock her lip with Alex. her (not) coltfriend. Lyra got onto her hooves and shouted one statement that was hear from canterlot to the farthest moutain range:

" I'M GOING TO BUCK YOU UP!!!!!"

Well, chapter 6, hot out of the oven. I particularly enjoyed this chapter, well i enjoyed writing ALL my chapters. Well you know the drill: comment,like,muffin,derp around and favorite. Have a derpy-derp day :D Oh and Happy halloween!!!!

chapter 7: Hospitals and explainations (slight edit)

I awoke after what felt like days of unconciousness. My mind was a racked with questions: were was I? what happened? why does my head hurt?

As I opened my eyes, I they were meet with a bright light, a blinding kind of light that hurt.....alot. I winced alittle at the sudden pain, but the pain swiftly subsided and I crept my eyes open. As they adjusted to the light, I found that the source of the light was from a fluorescent light. The ceiling was a sterile white. I then gazed around the room, the walls were the same white, with a painting hanging on the right wall and a window on the left. I looked down at my body to see I was covered in a blanket and seemed to be in a hospital bed.

Great.. I thought to myself ...woke up in a hospital, with a throbbing headache, and a fuzzy image of a mint green blur. My gaze fell appon the painting once again, noticing the actual painting itself. It seemed to portrey a, what appeared to be, a moutain range. The moutains were quite good, a good mix of natural colors and finely detailed. Below the mountains was a green field, with yellow and red flowers doted all over. The think that made me notice the painting was what was in the field. The creature seemed to resemble a horse, only shorter. The color of the fur would appear to be a sky blue, the mane was a shade or three darker then the coat, the tail was the same.

I gazed at the painting for what seemed like hours, just staring at the figure. why does that look seem familier? my mind seemed to race to try and put the pieces back together. I closed my mind to concentrate harder, fighting the pain I felt throbbing inside my head. I focused on all the bits and pieces of broken memories that floated by: a white room, a strange voice, an apple....

"click" "hello? ah you'r awake." my thoughts were interupted by a voice coming from a door that I seemed to overlook. I opened my eyes again to gaze appon a the source of the voice. My eyes seemed to trick my mind: the voice was a mans voice of course, how could it not be. But thvoice seemed to be coming from a...pony.

This pony was a orange color, with a brown mane and tail, the pony seemed to be wearing a doctors coat and floating a clipboard to the side. I stared at the pony, not shocked or scared. Strange, why do I feel like this is normal? After a breif moment of silence, he started speaking again.

" Hmm..an 'Alex Byrd' I presume? well who else could it be? I mean, on the charts hear say 'hu-man'. So am I right?" He said with a smile. I nodded.

" Good..." he said as he came to my bedside and sat in a chair. Am I that out of it that I'm not noticing chairs now? Man what HAPPENED? "...now, when your friends brought you hear, they seemed very worried..." Friends? What "friends"? "...We ran some tests to see if everything in the old ticker was damaged and found that you were just unconciouse, no huge deal. You may have some memory lose, but that will wearoff in a bit. Now, can you tell me where you are?" He finished with a smile.

" Im in a hospital?" I said.

" haha good. Now I'm going to ask some more questions and see if I can help with your memory." I nodded and began a intensive Q&A session.

30 Minutes Later

" Ok we made some good progress. you seem to remember a good bit about your general: where and when, and who your friends are. I'll let your them fill you in on anything else. Would you like me to get them for you?"

" yes please Doctor GoodFeel." I said with a nod. He got off the chair and was walking to the door when he stoped and turned his head to face me.

" Ok then and please call me Doctor Feel." He said as he left out the door.

I was left alone in the hospital room again. I thought about leaving the bed, but decided to remain. Dont want to hurt something......and I'm lazy. I laughted inwardly at my own laziness and stayed put in the bed.

It has been a good ten minutes since the doctor left my room. I didn't know what was taking them so long to get here: maybe they went to get some food, the bathroom, the opra, or something along those lines.

I was getting a little tired just laying on this bed, so I turned my head to the left and examined what was on a bedside table. The table held two magazines: one looked like a pony version of "US weekly". I didn't feel like reading about some mare's ' top ten ways to handle heat' or something. The second magazine seemed to be a cooking magazine, the cover had a nice spread of bread and salad. Ehh, why not. I picked up the magazine, opened it to the first page and started to read an article about a candymaker's secret to amazing Bon-Bon's.

I finished the article and started to just flip through the magazine, looking at all the food and pictures. Some of the food looked good, but some looked like grass and shiz. I was looking at somekind of soup, when I heard what sounded like rapid hoove steps. I looked up from the magazine and looked to the door.

Three..

Two..

One..

BANG

It all happened at once, the door was knocked off it's hinges. Splinters and large chunks of door were flung all aroud the room, some landing on my bed and hit my head. I covered my eyes to avoid wood and painful eye problems. Then I heard louder, closer hoove steps. What happened next took me more by surprise: I felt hooves rap around my neck and crying.

" Oh my gosh, you'r OK. Oh I was sooo concerned." I opened my eyes to see Lyra giving me a hug and soaking my shoulder.

" hey, hey calm down Lyra. I'm fine." I told her. She seemed to calm down abit.

" I was..'sniff'...just so worried..'sniff'...I mean, I know I put you here and...."

" wait, wait, wait...what do you mean?"

Before she could answer: I heard more hoove steps coming from the hall. I looked up to see a tired Twilight, huffing and puffing in the doorway.

" Lyra....'huff, huff'....you need..'huff'...to learn some self-control." Twilight said as she leaned onto the door frame.

I then heard another familiar voice.....

" WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE DOOR!?!?!?" Asked a very upset Doctor Feel.

chapter 7.5 : a little more explaining

After I calmed down Lyra, said a good hello to Twilight, and convinced Doctor Feel that the door was never there in the first place. Twilight and Lyra stood by my bed as Doctor Feel filled them in on my health.

" After some tests, we are convinced that Alex here is good to go. He dosen't seem to have any brain damage, his vitals heart seems ok, and most of his memories have come back." Doctor Feel finished. Twilight look to Doctor Feel with a confused look on her face.

" Most?" she said. Lyra on the other hand was looking down at the ground, pretending to not pay attention.

" Yes well, after our talk, he talk me he couldn't recall the events that lead to him being hospitalised." Doctor Feel explained to Twilight. Twilight looked to Lyra.

" Lyra... I think you should tell Alex what happened, while I tell Doctor Feel outside. Ok?"

Lyra nodded, not letting her eyes leave the floor.

" Good, Doctor Feel, outside please?"

" Of course, we will be back to get you two and check you out." Doctor Feel said as he and Twilight let the room. Leaving me and Lyra alone.

I looked to the mint green pony, who still refused to look up. I layed there for a good minute, waiting in awkward sillence.

Then Lyra finaly spoke.

" I guess I should start from the begining huh?" Lyra said as she slowly looked up at me, her eyes big and sad.

" yeah, that would be best." I said as I sat upright in the bed, to hear her better.

" Ok, but you promise not to get mad?" she asked.

" Of course." I told her.

"....and......not find it odd?" she said with a shacky voice.

" Umm...yeah ok." I said, a little confused.

Lyra let out a sigh and took a breath.

" Ok, here's what happened..."

Back in chapter 6

" I'M GOING TO BUCK YOU UP!!" Lyra screamed as she made her way towards the stage. The show mare, known as Trixie, looked at the infuriated mare with a mixture of fear and worry.

Trixie released her grip on Alex, who was frozen from what just happened, and stood on her hooves at the front of the stage. Trixie lifted her head high, to hid her fear and to look imposing, and stated.

" I, The Great and Powerful Trixie, am not afraid of you weak unciorn. The Great and Powerful Trixie has faced more fearsome creatures then some jealous mare. You can't compair to the beautie and grace that The Great and Powerful Trixie has." Trixie stated with a 'matter-of-fact' tone of voice.

Lyra was at the foot of the stage when the showmare started talking. Lyra couldn't believe what she just heard and that just made her more mad. How dare this two bit excuse for a show mare insult me!! Thought Lyra as her fury burned brighter then 700 of Celestia's suns in a oven.

Lyra was now blind with rage. She jumped onto the stage, and in one swift motion, turned her flank to trixie and bucked her with all her might. Lyra felt the conection of hoove and furry, puffed out chest. The force of the buck knocked the wind out of Trixie and sent her flying. But since Lyra's mind was set on destroying the showmare cunt, Lyra didn't think on the angle of Trixie and the fact that the buck would sent Trixie straight to Alex.

Alex was still frozen in shock when the now "Great and Air-born Trixie", slamed into Alex, senting him along with Trixie as they went flying into a building. With a painful sounding "crash", the two were sent through the window of a closed clothing store, knocking over two manikins, three tables and a cash register.

As Lyra's rage subsided, she turned to see the damage done......and was both inpressed and horrorfied.

" Oh buck.....ohBuckohBuckohBUCK!!" Lyra shouted as she galloped of the stage at into the shop, where Alex lay in a heap of expensive clothing and Trixie on a manikin.

" Oh Celestia I...I didn't mean to hurt you too!! oh this is bad, bad....ahahah TWILIGHT!!!" Lyra cried out as she galloped out of the store and went to get Twilight.

" Hold up, hold up......so you bucked the shit out of that showmare?...."

" Yeah....."

"....and sent me and her flying into a store, nearly killing us both?...."

Lyra turned her gaze downward. "....Y-yes..."

" Just because she kissed me?"

Lyra's cheeks redened. ".....You got it..." Lyra winced, waiting some harsh words to be thrown at her.

But none came. Instead, she heard a soft chuckle that turned into laughter. She looked up to see me laughting hard.

" Lyra...haha....thats funny." I slowed my laughter and looked at Lyra. " But I have to ask Lyra.."

Lyra had a confused look painted on her face. " What?"

" If you feel the need to kick another mare into next month....please avoid me next time." I said with a warm smile. Lyra gave a smile back at my statement.

" Deal." she said as she hope onto my lap and in one swift motion, planted her lips onto mine. I was a little surprised, but soon returned it. I wraped my arms around her slender, smoo......

" WOOOOO, YOU GET SOME!!" We broke the kiss and looked towards the door. In the doorway stood a group of patients and nurses, all of which seemed to be creeping on us.

" Uh....so.....check out?"

" Definitely..."

" GRAB HER FLANK!!"

chapter 8: nice little train ride

Me, Twilight, and Lyra stood outside the train station in Canterlot. We left the hospital about 30 minutes ago and now stood in a long line, waiting to get a ticket and head to Ponyville. Twilight was smart and started reading a book she had in her saddlebag, Lyra looked like she was daydreaming and looking at everytime and nothing, and I.....was BORED!!

My legs hurt from standing so long, my back was killing me, and my head still hurt. I looked to the front of the line: there was an old light pink mare, by my guess adout 60ish. She seemed to be having trouble hearing the pony behind the counter when he told her the destinations. I sighed and looked to the back of the line: I saw that there was a orange stalion and a light brown mare, my guess married since they were talking and giggling like lovers.

Returning my attention to the front of the line, I saw that there was another 4 ponies infront of us. I groaned out loud, Twilight turned her gaze to me, a look of confusion.

" Whats wrong?" she asked.

" Bored and in alittle pain." I said as I placed my butt on the cold cobblestone.

" I'm sorry Alex, but there's nothing I can do to speed up the line." Twilight said as she returned to her book.

I sat there for a minute, looking around the train station. To my left, there was shop of somekind. The contents inside looked to be dresses and such. This city love dressing fancy. I thought to myself while turning my head to the right. The right was nothing but the tracks and a tunnel going into the mountain. Guess the track splits of somewhere down the line.

I sighed to myself, letting the boredom consume my soul and mind. I let my mind wonder about what Ponyville will be like: will it be something like this town? Will I be able to find wor.......

" ALEX!" I shaped out of my little self thought and looked at the source of the voice. It was Twilight, standing infront of the ticket booth with Lyra looking at me with a smile.

" Its time to go, come on and get on the train." Lyra said as she trotted up to me and nugged my shoulder with her head.

" Ok, Ok I'm coming, just stop the cuteness." I said as I stood up on my feet.

" Oh I was being cute hu?" She said as she rubbed up against my right leg as we made our way to the train.

The inside of the train was a nice mixture of white and orange, the "seats" seemed to be more like smaller versions of the couches in therapist offices, the couch-seats where a light pink color. I choose the couch-seat near the middle of the train chart, Twilight choose the couch-seat near the door leading to the train chart ahead of us, and Lyra choose to sit next to me, which I didn't mind.

We waited a few more moments as more ponies come onto the train and moved down the aisle, going to the door to the next cart. As some ponies passed me and Lyra's seat, they would glance at me, make a small, unheard remark and move on. I didn't mind much and didn't pay them anymind, but Lyra had an annoyed look on her face after the third snooty, high class pony passed and made a remark about me being an "unkeep fish" or something else, I didn't hear.

Lyra was about to get onto her hooves to knock the pony into next month, but I put my hand onto her shoulder and stoped her.

" Don't, she's not worth it." I told her as she took a quick glance at the pony as she left and with a sigh, she sat back down.

" You know, I wish I could be as calm as you sometimes." She says with a small smile.

" Why do you say that?" I ask while turning my head to face her.

She sighs and turns her head to face me. " Well....my friends say I have a bad timper. Like my roommate tells me that I need to learn control my timper. Just a week ago she suggested that I see a therapist...." As she finishes, she lays her head on your lap and sighs again. " ...When she said that....I felt that I was lossing my best freind. I remember running back to my room and crying for most of the day....." She was now crying in my lap, her tears soaking into my jeans. I felt sad or Lyra. Having your closest freind suggest that you go to therapy. Wow, thats something I can't even comprehend.

As Lyra continued to cry, I felt a strong need to comfort her. So as she started to chock up on her tears, I placed my rigt hand on her head and started to "pet" her mane. She seemed to slow tense up at the sudden touch, but she eased up as I stroked her mane.

" please don't cry. It's going to be ok." I said as she calmed down and wiped the tears from her eyes.

" You know.....you'r nicer then most stallions. Well you'r not exactly a pony like us, but you know what I mean." Lyra said as she looked up at me with an adorable look of happiness in her eyes. I smiled at her, she smiled back at me and then layed her head back down onto my lap. She sighed. She seemed to enjoy my petting, since I haven't stopped petting her since she started crying.

After ten minutes, the train jerked alittle and started moving. My life in ponyville starts now I believe.

The train entered the tunnel almost instantly when we started moving. I expected complete darkness, but the cabin lights provided a good amount of illumination for the cabin. I sat there, wondering how long this tunnel is. But as I started to form a calculation for the amount of time we would be traveling in this tunnel, My thoughts were interrupted by Lyra moving her head. She fell asleep about ten minutes after entering the tunnel. I guess she was tired after crying. Understandable, I would be tired after a cry section.

I looked forward and noticed Twilight getting up from her seat and making her way to the seat infront of Lyra and me. She reached the seat and sat down. She seemed to shift a bit, trying to get comfortable. After a shift or two, she settled in her seat and levitated the book she was reading back to her attention. I leaned forward a bit, making sure not to disturbed Lyra's sleep, and looked to see what Twilight Is reading. The words on the pages didn't seem like words, more like mini pictures that represent words. Damn, can't read pony hieroglyphics.

" Whatcha reading there Twilight?" I asked since I wouldn't be able to figure it out.

Twilight turned her attention from her book to me. " Oh it's a very interesting book that I picked up from the princess yestarday. It's a historical account of the famous unicorn Star Swirl the Bearded...." I listened to Twilight recount the historical importance of Star Swirl's influence into the advancment and further study in magic and it's modern application, for about an hour. Around the thirty minute mark, we exited the tunnel, the light from the sun entering the cabin and rendering the in-cabin lights unnecessary.

After Twilight finished telling me the interesting tell of Star Swirl, I felt the need to get know this lavender pony further.

" So tell me Twilight....what's it like in Ponyville?" I asked over the seat.

" Oh it's a quiet little town, for the most part." She said.

" What do you mean 'for the most part' ?" I ask, alittle curiously.

" Well, every few days, there seems to be some disaster or crazy adventure that me and my friends have to deal with." Twilight said while levitating the Star Swirl book back into her saddle bag.

" Oh yeah, you told me you had friends in Ponyville. I was wondering about them too: what are they like?"

" Well there's Spike, my "number 1# assistant". He's a baby dragon. But don't say he's a baby dragon, he will argue that fact by saying he's "mature for his age". Then there's Rarity, a white unicorn and a really talented dress maker. She's really generous and kind, but can be a bit of a drama queen sometimes. Please don't tell her I said that." She said with a look of concern.

" No worries, that stays between you and me." I said with a smile. She sighed and continued talking.

" Who else?....Oh then there's Rainbow Dash, a cyan colored Pegasus. She's one of the fastest flyers I know, she's loyal and determined. But can be hard-headed and stubborn at times. There is also Fluttershy, another pegasus like Rainbow Dash, but yellow. She's extremely shy and timid, but really sweet and caring." Twilight took a moment after telling me about Fluttershy to shift and get comfertable again.

" Ok then theres Applejack, a orange pony.."

" Let me guess: unicorn?" I said smuggly.

" Nope." Twilight said, giving me a smile.

" Pegasus?" I said with less certainty.

" Wrong again."

" Damn."

" Well as I was saying, before I was interupted. Applejack, she's a orange normal pony. She owns a apple farm near Ponyville, the apple you ate back at the castle might have been from her families farm. Anyway, she's one of the most reliable ponies in Ponyville and the most honest pony too...." I thought by now she has told me the last of her friends in Ponyville.

I looked to Twilight to see a look of uncertainty on her face, like she was considering something. Then she spoke.

"....And finaly...theres Pinkie Pie.." Twilight sighed.

" Whats wrong with this Pinkie Pie? Is she not nice?" I ask.

Twilight went wide eyed and shook her head. " NO NO, she's probably the nicest pony in Equestria. But...."

I waited for the answer, the unknowning was killing me.

" She is a bit.....random. She seems to be able to show up out of no where and...."

" HI TWILIGHT!!!!!."

The sudden and unexpected apperance of a pinke pony seemed to triger a sudden loss for words.

Or as I like to call it: A reason to end a chapter.

Bonus chapter acquired: a normal day and a new plan.

Deep with in the Everfree Forest

The sun couldn't penetrate the thick canopy hanging high above the trees. Some rays of light leaked through the breaks in the thick canopy. A small amout of light shined down onto a wild blackberry bush. The blackberry bush was being feasted appon by a family of bunneis. The little family consisted of a light brown father and a white mother, both eating and watching the area to make sure that no predators sneak up on their two childeren. The first baby bunny was a nice mix of the fathers light brown and the mothers white coat, she was feeding on the left side of the bush near the parents. The second baby bunny had the fathers coat, he was at the far right slightly obscured by the green leafs of the bush.

The small bunny family continued to eat the blackberries, blissfully unaware of the pony slowly making his way towards the bunny family. The pony trotted closer and closer towards the bunnies, weaving in and between trees and fallen trees. The bunnies remained unaware of the approaching pony coming closer and closer. As the pony came ten feet away from the bunnies and stoped cold in his tracks. As the pony gazed at the family of bunnies, a thought creeped into the mind of this pony. The thought was dark. A thought that wasn't uncommon for this pony. In fact, this pony thought about this almost all the time.

The bunnies continued to feed, the father bunny was getting full and decided to stop eating. As the father bunny turned his tiny head to the right, the bunny froze and his eyes focused onto the pony that stood staring at them. The pony stared back at the father bunny, their eyes locking and a the father bunny examined this threatening figure. The pony had a white coat at one point, but now looked stained and dirty from dirt and other forms of filth. The pony wore a grey hoodie that was dirtier than his coat, with a hole on the right hoove sleeve. His hair was the darkest of black's, it was tangled and matted with dirt. But his face was what made the father bunny nearly void his bowls. His eyes where buged out, with his puples like pin heads. His eyelids seemed nonexistent, seeming to be nothing but black circle's. Then there was the ponies mouth, the lips were sliced from ear to ear, which made his grin look bigger then it actualy would be for a normal pony.

By now, the other bunnies were gazing at this strange and frightening pony. The two baby bunnies were shacking in fear, as they took in the ponies features. The mother bunny was worried for her children. The pony shifted in place, then started to slowly move towards the bunny family. His unnatural grin seeming to grow larger with each step. The bunnies could hear his sharp and hasty breathing, like the mere thought of what he might do to the bunnies was exciting him.

As he about four feet away from the bunny family, he began to speak......

" Well, hello little BUNNIES......Did you enjoy your final meal?" His voice was like fear whispering in the wind. The bunnies slowly backing away, not wanting to take their eyes of the crazy pony.

" Oh leaving so soon? But we didn't even get to know each other. " He said as he approached the bunnies at a quicker pace. The bunnies continued to back away. Until they were meet with a fallen tree that they failed to notice. The fallen tree had thick brush and twisted branches. The father looked left and right for a way out, but found none. It was too later for an exit at this point. For the pony was now mere inches from the faces of the bunnies.

" Well, since we just meet.....Let me introduce myself......." the pony said as he reached into his coat pocket and drew out a blood incrusted blade and lifted it high into the air.

" My name is Jeff.......and it's time TO GO TO SLEEP!!"

Slice......

Near the center of the Everfree forest

'Ding'

The sound of the toaster going of sounded the begining of breakfeast for the newly awoken pony. The pony walked to the toaster, wearing his favorite black hoodie and blood red slippers, and used his black horn to levitate his toast from the toaster and placed it onto the waiting plate. As the toast was reasting on the plate, he walked over to the refrigerator and removed his favorite homemade kidney jam. He returned to the plate of toast with the jam and a butterknife and spread a generous amount of kidney jam onto his toast. Now with his toast properly jamified, He used his magic to lift up his mask and levitated the jamy toast to his awaited mouth and started eating.

As he started to chew his toast, he heard a noise coming from the living room. It was the sound of hoove steps on a wooden floor. The pony looked towards the kitchen door and watched as Jeff came walking in and made his way towards the refrigerator.

" Hello Jeff." He said as Jeff got out the milk and drunk straight from the jug. Jerk-head.

After his swig of milk, Jeff spoke. " Hey Jack, just woke up hu?"

" Yeah, got back here around two hours after you. Had to take care of some pesky ponies that came to close to our meeting place. I guess they heard you crying after you got your flank kicked by a mare." Jack said witha smile behind his mask. Jeff froze in place, droping the milk onto the floor.

" You little BASTARD!! First of all: she cought me off guard. Secondly: you have NO IDEA how stronge that mare was. Like getting hit by a falling mountain." Jeff said as he got some towels to clean up the milky mess.

" Yeah, yeah. You should of hear the rant you were yelling last night. Good Zalgo, you would not shut up." Jack said, then at the last piece of his toast.

Jeff stopped clening and looked up from his mess. " I was yelling last night? Hmm don't remember."

" You don't? I don't see how, you were yelling all kind of shit like: 'I gut that hairless ape.' and 'I have the perfect plan to kill them both.'..." Jack was about to finish when Jeff rushed at Jack and pined him down.

" A plan? what plan? TELL ME!!!" Jeff yelled as jack just calmly tilted his head.

" You said that you heard the 'hairless ape' say in his sleep about going to ponyville in the morning and something about making your way there today. I guess you forgot." Jeff was stunned, How could I not remember that? Why didn't write what I said down? then he shot out of the room and went up stairs, leaving Jack in the kitchen.

" What he hell is up with you? I was just joking about the crying." jack said as she left the kitchen and went to Jeff's room.

Slendermane poked his featureless head out of his doorway, a scream of pain could be heard from within. Jack looked back to Slendermane. " Jeff's going to go get revenge." Slendermane nodded and returned his head into his room and closed the door.

Jack came to Jeff's door and knocked. " Jeff, open up and tell me what the hell your going to do." Jack could near things falling, glass breaking, and a grind wheel grinding metal. After a minute of waiting, Jeff opened the door and started walking towards the stairs.

" JEFF, WHAT THE HELL MAN? TALK, EXPLAIN." Jack yelled as he followed Jeff down the stairs and to the front door. Jeff stopped short of the door and turned to Jack. Jeff had a newly sharpened knife in his mouth, he looked to have a crazy spark in his eye.

" Hmm gttrf ftt mtth reffrng." Jeff said through the knife handle.

" What?"

Jeff lifted his right hoove and took the knife out of his mouth. " I said: 'I'm going to ponyville and get revenge.'"

Jack thought for a moment and finaly spoke....." Ok then. Oh and while your there...can you get me some pony kidney's, I'm all out."

" Sure thing." Jeff turned around, opened the door and walked out to begin his journey of revenge to Ponyville.

chapter 10: Humans be heavy and shiz( non-sleepy edit )

The three ponies looked appon the unconscious human known as Alex. All having a look of shock and worry painted on thier faces. Twilight was worried about the health of Alex, knowing that it's been only one and a half days since he got here and already had to go to the hospital. Lyra was mortified, knowing that she already put him into the hospital and even thought Alex had forgiven Lyra for the previouse hospital incident. But she felt that he wouldn't forgive her this time and he may shot down any relationship idea's that where floating around in her head. But Pinkie Pie was the most devastated, she was on the vurge of a total emotional lockdown. So many emotions were rushing through the pink party ponies mind: sadness for what happened to her newly meet friend, sarrow for thinking that he might not wake up, anger at herself for not taking the hit from the mint green pony, and a feeling she really couldn't explain, the best she could describe it was like butterflies in her stomach when she huged him.

After a second of silence, Twilight was the first to speak. " Ok, ok lets just take a breath and think about what just happened."

Lyra and Pinkie Pie looked at each other and then back at Twilight.

" SHE DID IT!!!" They both accused at the same time, with a hoove pointed at one another.

" ME?!?! YOU WERE THE ONE WHO JUMPED HIM AND MADE HIS HEAD INTO THE WINDOW!!"

" WELL IF YOU WEREN'T GETTING ALL 'TOUCHY FEELY' WITH MY HUMAN, WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS SITUATION IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!"

" TOUCHY FEELY?? I WAS HUGING HIM!! IS THAT SOOO WRONG TO HUG A NEW FRIEND!?!"

" Uh girls? Shouldn't we do something to help Alex?"

" STAY OUT OF THIS!!!!" They yelled at Twilight, who then shrinked into her seat and let the two angery mares yell themselves out. Which for Twilight, would take them the rest of the ride to ponyville to run out of things to say and then just agreed to disagree about everything.

While Lyra and Pinkies little verdal attack

But Twilight was busy after her shrinking into her seat. Twilight remembered that she had to keep a record of Alex's progression and integration into the ponykind. Twilight levitated her sattlebag from the train floor to her seat and searched the bag for the folder she needed. She found the folder between two books involving the history of magic tools and the many applications of said tools. Twilight opened the folder to find a few papers with all sorts of words, stats and a frosting stain. Twilight used her magic to shift past the first two papers to find a paper that read: " Integration progression sheet ".

Twilight then levitated a ball point pen that she found on the floor before leaving the hospital and started writing the experience's that Alex has had from the first contact, to the meeting of the mare that he will be living with, and his interactions with the general public of canterlot. She felt it necessary to leave out the fact that Lyra was obsessed with Alex, the meeting with Trixie, Lyra putting him into the hospital, and the little fight between Lyra and Pinkie Pie right now. Mostly to keep make the paper sound alittle better then real life and mostly to keep him around as a friend/book buddy.

Nearing the end of the train ride

My head was starting to feel less like I got hit in the head with a sledgehammer and more like a small rock. I could actualy think slightly clearer now and could make out faint sounds happening around me: the sound of what sounds like a train slowing down, the sound of short, quick breaths, and the sound of ballons being blown up. I could also comprehend the feeling of touch, which was dumbed down since I couldn't seem to remember how to feel or what feel, feels like. I could feel a wieght on my legs like on of the ponies was laying thier head or legs on my legs.

I tried to open my eyes and see what was happening, but I found that I couldn't seem to open them, even a litle bit. I remained in this state of half awareness for what seemed like forever, until I heard and felt the train come to a stop. Well, this must be...umm...shit, I forgot. Damn it all. I heard the ponies shuffle in thier seats and heard thier hooves hit the hard wooden floor. well, I wounder whats going to happen now.

Back in the conscious world

" Well, what do we do now? " Lyra said as herself, Twilight and Pinkie Pie looked down appon the unconscious human know as Alex.

" We can leave him on the train and who knows how long it would take him to wake up naturaly." Twilight said as she rubed her hoove on her chin, thinking of a plan to help Alex.

" We need to take him to my house to rest up and wake up. " Lyra said as she lifted one of Alex's hands with her hoove and held it. Twilight noded her head, knowing that he should be somewhere safe to regain consciousness. Plus the hospital was to far to take him in this state. Back in Canterlot when this happened last time, the hospital was a few building down from the store Lyra sent him flying through. But Ponyville hospital, relative to the train station, was at least a good hour's walk from here. Why Ponyville Hospital was so far away, I will never understand. Twilight thought as she turned her attention back to the matter of getting Alex from the train station to Lyra's house.

As Lyra and Twilight were trying to come up with an idea, Pinkie Pie was thinking as well.She was thinking the same about a way to help Alex to. She looked to the ground, deep in concentration and thought. She thought and thought until her thinking came to an end. Pinkie Pie looked up to Twilight and Lyra with a huge smile on her face, for she came up with an idea. An idea that, in it's self, one that can easily go down in history as the bestest idea ever conceived by pony or griffin kind.

At least in Pinkies mind it was.

" I have a super-duper idea. It's 100% guaranteed to work. " Pinkie said as she went to Twilight and stuck half her body into Twilights saddlebag.

" P-Pinkie Pie, what are you doing? " Twilight said as she could feel Pinkie rummage around deep in her saddlebag, deeper then it actualy was. After a minute, Pinkie immerged from the bag with a small, clear bag half filled with deflated ballons.

" Pinkie this is no time for a party, we need to think of a way to get Alex to Lyra's house. " Twilight said. Pinkie disregarded her friends words and skiped to the seat infront of Twilights seat. She looked under the seat and brought out a bundle of multi-colored ballons. Lyra and Twilight looked on in aw as Pinkie Pie used her powers of physic and reality breaking to bring these objects into existance.

Pinkie took the ballons back to Lyra and Twilight, then proceded to tie a ballon to each appendage. Tieing each of the inflated ballons until there was no more ballons left. Pinkie Pie looked to Twilight and Lyra, holding the bag of uninflated ballons in her left hoove.

" Is this your idea of a plan? tie ballons onto him? Thats a terrible idea! " Lyra said as she turned her head away from Pinkies bag-o-ballons. Pinkie frowned.

" But I spent SOOOO long thinking about it and I KNOW this will work. " Pinkie said and then took on a sad frown and big eyes that could break the soul and emotional wall of lesser beings. Twilight was at point blank range when the sad face and tried to fight the urge to breakdown and hug the Pink piny. Twilight could no longer take the sight of the happy ponies sad face.

" Uh....m-maybe we could try it...I mean, why not? " Twilight stammered as she told Lyra. Lyra turned to Twilight, a look of unsureity painted on her face. Lyra sighted.

" Fine, lets. . . give it a shot. " Lyra said with a wave of her hoove. Pinkie instantly did a 180 and smiled ear to ear.

" Really?! YAY!!! Now we need more ballons. So help me blow up these ballons and when there blown up, nice and big, tie them here.." Pinkie pointed at his right leg. "...Here.." Then to his right. "...Here..." Then his left arm. "...Here and here..." She then pointed to his right arm and midsection.

With that said, Twilight, Lyra, and Pinkie Pie began the not so long process of blowing, tieing and more blowing. The whole process took them about ten minutes for all the ballons to be blown up and tied to the appointed area's. As the last ballon was tied to Alex's midsection, all three ponies steped back and examined the fruit's of their labor. They gazed appon the mass of ballons that were somewhat making Alex's body float head-level with the ponies.

" Wow I can't believe that this actualy worked! " Lyra exclaimed as she took a step towards Alex's, now floating body, and pushed it a little towards the exit.

" Told you!! " Pinkie said as she bounced after Lyra, leaving the bewildered Twilight alone in the train car.
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" THAT DOESN'T MAKE NO SENSE!!!!! " Twilight yelled as she ran after Lyra and Pinkie Pie. Twilight ran through the next three train cars, trying to catch up to the Two ponies. Twilight exited the train and steped appon the train station platform. The sun was shining bright in the blue sky, barely a cloud in the vast blueness. Seems Rainbow Dash did her job today. At least that's a good thing. Twilight thought for a brief moment until her attention was brought back to the task of catch up with Lyra and Pinkie Pie. But she didn't have to look for too long, for she found Lyra and Pinkie trying their hardest to keep Alex's body from floating away with the wind. Twilight Watched as Lyra was holding Alex's left leg and Pinkie Pie some how standing on top of the Ballons to try and keep weight on them. Twilight began to walk towards the scene when she heard a loud sound.

' POP '

A ballon poped on his right arm.

' POP' ' POP '

Two ballons poped on his right leg.

' POP' Another. ' POP ' Then another. ' POP ' ' POP POP POP POP THUMP ' A few seconds later, all the ballons poped and Alex's body fell to the ground.

" AAWH! " Lyra cried as she fell to the ground with Alex's leg. His left leg fell on her shoulders and his right fell near her rump, essentialy pining her to the ground. Twilight ran over to Lyra to assist her in getting her unpined.

" WOW THAT WAS FUN< DO IT AGAIN!! " Pinkie yelled while sitting on Alex's chest.

" PInkie help me with his legs. " Twilight said as she used her magic to lift his left leg of Lyra's shoulders.

" Okey-dokey. " Pinkie said as she hoped of Alex's chest and went to lift his right leg.

" WOW he has some heavy legs. " Pinkie said as she lifted his leg enought for Lyra to crowl out from her leg prison.

" Wooh, that was Interesting. Now lets get him. . ."

" Ugh. "

Lyra was about to explain something when she heard a groan from Alex.

Back to Alex's perspective

" Ugh. " I groaned as the force of hiting the ground allowed me to get knocked back into the conscious world. I sat up and put my hand on my head, trying to stop the spinning. I fluttered my eyes open to gaze appon the world around me. What I saw was a spinning blur, a spinning multi-colored blur. I shock my head and the spinning, blur stoped.

My eyes fell appon the sight of Twilight, Lyra and the pink one, all staring at me with shock and happiness. Lyra looked like she was on the verge of tears, Twilight was probably breathing a sigh of relief, and The pink one looked like she was thinking of something with a goffy smile on her face.

" YOU'RE AWAKE! " Lyra said as she jumped at me and hugged me tight. I put my arms around her, hugging her as tight.

" Haha, I'm hard to loss huh? " I said as she released me from the hug, wiping a single tear from her eye. Twilight walked to my sitting form and patted me on the shoulder.

" Haha, that was quite interesting. But lets see if we can get you to your new home safely huh? " said Twilight

" yea, Sure lets go. "

" HOLD ON!!!! "

Alex, Lyra, and Twilight turned their heads to look at Pinkie Pie, who was standing on her back hooves with her front hooves up high.

" What is it Pinkie Pie? " Twilight questioned.

Pinkie Pie walked up to Alex, coming about arms lenght from him. She cleared her throat and said those three words everypony has heard in thier life.

" WELCOME TO PONYVILLE!!! "

chapert 11: Getting settled (slight edit)

The volume of the greeting made my ears ring like church bells being hit by a sledgehammer. But the ringing only lasted a few seconds and then faded back to normal hearing. I looked at Pinkie Pie, who had a happy smile painted on her face. I smiled back at her, thinking that this pink pony could be alot of fun when I get settled.

" Well, lets get going. I want to make sure that everything is set and let you meet my friend. " Said Lyra as she nudged my back, wanting me to stand.

" Ok, ok I'm standing, I'm standing. " I said as I lifted myself to my feet. I stretched my back, legs and arms. Being unconscious can really make you stiff. After my stretches, I sighed in relief and looked down at Lyra.

" Well, lead the way. "

" Ok, my house is a near the town square. So, if you want, we can stop by Suger Cube Corner and get a snack. "

" Sure sounds... "

" NO DON'T GO THERE YET!!! " Lyra, Twilight and me looked at Pinkie Pie, who was trotting in place.

" Why not? " Twilight asked while walking to Pinkie Pie.

" I have to set up Alex's ' Welcome to Ponyville and Equestria ' party and a party this big needs time to be prepaired. So no coming to Suger Cube Corner until I come and get you ok? " Pinkie said as she trotted in place faster.

" Well, I don't see why not. Lyra..." Twilight said.

" Yes Twilight? "

" You can take it from here can't you? I need to go home and see if spike destroyed the library. "

" Of course Twilight, I can take care of things from here on out. " Lyra said as she did a mock salute.

" I'll be coming by later today to see how you are settling in. Ok? " Twilight said as she look up at me.

" Sure that sounds ok. " I said as I also saluted with Lyra. Lyra flashed me a smile and I smiled back.

" OK, ok you two. . . " Twilight said as she forced back a smile. " You two act alot alike. But anyway, you two should go. Don't want to be late for Pinkie Pies party. " Twilight said before turning towards the town and walking in the direction of, what I assumed as her house. Leaving me, Lyra and Pinkie Pie near the train station.

" Well I better get started on your party. SEE YOU SOON!! " And with that said, she was gone in the blink of an eye. Leaving me and Lyra, standing there outside the train station. I looked down to Lyra.

" Well I guess we should heading to your house hu? " I asked her. She looked to me with a smile.

" Yeah, lets get going! " Lyra said and started waking. I followed along.

Ponyville is a nice place. . . I thought as we walked along, passing by many brightly colored houses. The houses looked nice and comfy, even thought the roofs were made of hay or straw, But hey I done judge. While walking I gazed around, looking at all the bright flowers growing in flower pots and many other things that were just nice to look at. After a few minutes of walking, we came appon what appeared to be a market district. Many stalls containing a variety of goods, from fruit to vegetables, to hoarse shoes to saddle bags. Almost anything that a pony would be looking for, but not much tat a HUMAN can use. I was following Lyra through the crowds of ponies in the market. Most just looked at me, nodded and keep walking. Then there were a few who would see me coming, almost faint and avoid my gaze. But I paid no mind, I was just so interested in the items for sale. Lyra stoped and turned around to face me, I triped over her. But reacted quickly and stoped before I ran it to her.

" Ok, before we get to your new home.." Lyra said as she reached into her saddle bag...Saddle bag?? when did she get that? So I asked her.

" Where did you get that saddle bag? I don't remember you having one on you. " I asked while pointing my finger at the said saddle bag.

" Oh, Pinkie Pie gave me it as a way of apologizing. "

" Apologize for what? "

Lyra shot her head up and out of her saddle bag. " Oh....uh....for a little arguement we had. " She said as she put on a face smile.

" What arguement? " I said as I looked at her with a curious eye.

" Anyway, we need to get some groceries. So, if you want, I'll give you a few bits to get some things that you might like. " She said as she got out a grapefruit sized pouch from the saddle bag. She then used her magic to hold the bag, levitate a hand full of gold coins and floated them to me. I put my hands together and they landed in my hand.

" Bits? These look like those little chocolate coins kids get at Dollar Tree's. " I said as I looked at them more closely.

" Dollar Tree's? What? " Lyra said.

" Human store. " I told her, not looking at her directly. The coins, or bits, seemed to be main of gold. The coin I was looking at seemed to have a imprint of a unicorn. Maybe of the Princess? I thought as I gazed to another one that showed the back side, which depicted two unicorns, with wings, seemingly flying after each other in a circle. Hmm interesting design. Not what I would of went for, but hell not my dimension. I though, chuckling inwardly at my own joke.

" Well, I'll find you after getting some groceries. Don't wander to far now. " She said with a smile.

" Yes dear, If you loose me follow your heart. " I joked as I put the bits inside my pocket. Lyra blushed heavily, casting her gaze to the ground.

" W-well... ok dear...Hehe. " Lyra said as she turned and went to the shopping.

I stood there a minute, gazing left and right to find something to look at. Hmm, lets see if they have anything sweet to nom on. I thought as I walked towards a group of Ponies around a small stall. I reached the stall to see that the mare, a unicorn with a dark yellow coat and read maned pony with a suger cone with two scoops of ice cream on it, was selling same delicious looking ice cream. The group contained a orange winged pony, a white unicorn and a yellow normal ponie, much younger then the mare's and stallions around. Hmm if my 8th grade biology taught me anything. Then little hoarses, or ponies in this case, are called..umm...errr....fo...foll....foals or fillies, either one. As I approached, I could hear that the mare and three fillies talking, the mare having a slightly annoyed tone.

" I said 'no'. You already 'helped' me enought today. " She said.

" Oh come on miss scoopes, we said we're sorry. " Said the white one, who's voice was soft voice.

" yeah we just want to make it up to you for last time. " Said the orange one, who's voice reminded me of a tomboy I knew on earth.

" ya, we Just wanna help and mabe earn our cutie mark! " said the yellow one, who definitely had a southern accent.

" I'm sorry girls. But the last time I let you mess with the ice cream, me and my husband were cleaning up your mess for a week. " the mare said as the put more cones onto the stall.

" Ok. " All three said as they walked away from the stall with heads down. Poor kids, I wish you the best. I thought as I made it to the stall.

" Excuse me? " i said her as she was under the stall, doing some ice cream thing I suppose.

" Yes..Oh.." She said as she as she her head poped up from behind the stall. She seemed to be surprised by my appearance, I thought she was going to run in fright. But she didn't, she composed herself and smiled.

" What can I do you today..Ummm..This may sound rude, but what are you? " she said as she straighted out some cones on thier little holders. I laughed then smiled.

" I guess I'm the first customer of my kind. "

" Well yes actualy. So mind telling me? "

" Of course not, I'm a human. " I said with a grin.

" A Hu-man, hmm interesting. But I dought your here for idle chat, so what would you like? I have chocolate, vanilla, strawberry, and many more. " She said as she lifted up a lid on the stall. A cloud of cold air came out and what lay inside way a assortment of ice creams. I gazed adout until I found one I wanted.

" I'll take the chocolate please. "

" Ok, one or two scoopes? "

" One please. "

" Suger or waffle cone? "

" Hmm, lets go suger. "

" Sprinkles? "

" No thank you. "

" Ok, that will be three bits. " I reached down into my pocket and counted three bits with my fingers. I then removed them from my pocket and placed then onto the stall. She levitated the bits into a little chest to the right and closed it. She then took a suger cone from the little stand and levitated it infront of her, she then levitated a scooper and placed it into the ice cream tube and scraped out a big ball of ice cream, then levitated the scoop over the cone, clicked the scoop and the ice cream ball fell into the suger cone perfectly.

She levitated the cone to me. " Here you go sir, enjoy. " She said with a smile. I took the cone in my hand.

" Thank you. " I said before taking my first like, The chocolate was very smooth and creamy, the texture reminded my of silk and the flavor, my god, the flavor. It was the best chocolate ice cream I have ever tasted and I let her know it.

" Oh good gravy, that's good. You make this yourself? " I asked.

" Yes sir, me and my husband make it freash daily and on request. " She said smiling nice and big, clearly proud of her work.

" Well I need to remember you when I want some top notch Ice cream. " I said in between licks.

" Oh stop it you. But thank you for the complement. "

" Well you earned it with his quality of ice cream. Again, thank you for the ice cream. I see you around. " I turned to leave.

" Wait whats your name? " She said as I walked.

" Alex Byrd, It was nice to meet you! "

" Mines Double Scoope and it was nice to meet you! " As I walked, I turned around quickly, waved and continued walking.

I finished my ice cream a few minutes after meeting Double Scoop and was left with the little pointy end of the suger cone. I was walking along when I came up with a good idea. I feel I should get Lyra something, she is going to let me stay at her place and I should get her something to thank her. I though, then began to think of something that she would like. As I walked and thought, My nose was meet with a sweet, sweet smell. The smell tugged me out of my thoughts, I looked around to find the source of the smell. I looked around the stall, the few stalls I saw had a variety of interesting and usefull things: Pots and pans, pottery, bowls, and a few vegetables. But nothing that was making that sweet smell.

I continued to look around when I spotted a stall to the right infront on a house. The stall contained a wide variety of flowers, all colors and stages of flower developement. I saw a mare, watering a bundle of blue flowers. The mare had a white coat, a light red mane with pinkish highlights( maybe? ). Thats it!!! I'll get Lyra some flowers, she could put them in a nice vase!! It's perfect! I ran to the stall, getting closer and closer with each step. I could see that the mare turned to face me and had a look of pure terror. She droped her water pot screamed and ran behind the stall, hoping for safety. When I reached the stall, I could hear her wimpering behind the flowers and pots.

I felt bad about scaring her, I didn't mean to frighten the poor mare and almost give her a heart attack. I stood there, listening to the wimpers of the scared mare and tried to think of something, anything, to say to this scared mare.

" Umm... I'm sorry for scaring you. But I would like to..."

" GO AWAY MONSTER!!! YOU WON'T EAT ME!! " She yelled, I could hear her moving behind the stall, nocking over a pot in the process.

" I'm not going to eat you. Thats just silly. " I said as I shifted in place and put my hands in my pocket.

" IF YOU DON'T WANNA EAT ME, THEN WHAT DO YOU WANT??? "

" I would like to by a few flowers. "

" HA!! I KNEW YOU WANTED TO....Wait....WHAT?! " She stammered at the end, I knew I caught her of guard.

" Yeah, your flowers smell really good and I wanted to buy a few. " I said as I heard her movement stop. I waited there for a minute, standing in the silence brought on by the lack of words and by the flowers. After another minute past, I heard her move again and I saw her poke her head out from behind some roses.

" Hello there. " I said with a wave.

" H-hello. " she whispered out.

" Can we talk? I would like to ask about these flowers. "

" We can, but I wanna know your name first. " I tilted my head at this.

" Why? "

" You want my flowers or not? " She said with a look of uncertainty.

" Oh feisty. Well my name is Alex Byrd. And your name is? "

She tilted her head at this. " Why you want to know my name? "

" You want my bits? " I retorted.

" Hmm good point, well I'm Roseluck. " She said as she steped out from behind the flowers, revealing herself in full. I could see her cutie mark was a rose. Fitting.

" Cute name. " I said with a smile.

" Don't push it. " She deadpaned.

" Ok, ok. " I said as she pick up her watering can with her mouth.

" So anyway, what kind of flower are you looking for? " She said after placing her can by some yellow flowers.

" Well i'm getting them for this mare and... " I couldn't finish my sentence, as I heard the clip of scissors, the sound of paper rapping and having a bundle of red roses shoved into my hands.

" These will do. " she said as she started to walk behind her stall.

" Roses? Why these? " I questioned.

" Trust me, she will love them. " she said.

" OoKay, so how much? " I asked.

" Free. "

" Ok here's the...wait, What? " I stammered as I thought I heard her wrong.

" Yeah Free... Just one thing I want you to do. "

" What? " I questioned with a confused stare.

She turned around and walked to me. She waved her hoove for me to come closer, I leaned downward. She brought her mussle just inches from my ear.

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" Scare me again and I'll make you into fertilizer. got it? " She whispered. I was frozen in fear at the prospect of being used to fertilize her tulips.

I gulped. " Crystal clear ma'am."

" Good, Now have a good day. " She smiled and walked back to her stall.

I never ran faster in my entire life then in that moment.

I finished running and was leaning against a wall, with roses in hand and trying to catch my breath. I breathed heavily, wondering if I should try and find Lyra. Its been an hour now and I need to sit doen. I let myself slide down the wall and let my ass hit the ground. I sat there for five minutes thinking to myself, when I heard hoove steps coming towards me. I looked up to see Lyra coming toward me with three bags floating above her. She stoped a foot away from me and looked at me with confusion painted on her face.

" Alex...why are you sweaty? " She questioned.

" Oh..uh...no reason. " I said as I stood up.

Lyra look at the flowers in my hand and blushed. " Whats with the flowers? " Ok Lyra, play it cool, play it cool.

" Well, I got them for you. "

Oh my...

" W-w-why did you g-get me roses? " She stammered out.

" Well... I wanted to get you something to say thank you for allowing me to stay with you. " I said as I rubbed the back of my head with my right hand, with red checks.

" Well, t-thank you. thats so sweet. " Lyra said as she gave me bedroom eyes.

" hehe..No problem. " I said trying keep my head from exploding from the sexy stare. All I did was smile back.

We stood there In awkard silence, me smiling and her still giving me sexy eyes. I felt that this was getting alittle awkward. So, I did the only thing I could think of.

" Well...I guess we can how head to your house hu? " I asked.

" Yeah, lets do that. " She said as she turned around ready to walk on. But turned her head at me and gave me a slight grin.

" Follow me.....dear. " And with that she started walking, giving her flank a little more sway.

Oh god, what have I done.......And why am I aroused by this? I thought as I followed her, avoiding eye to flank contact.

After thirty minutes of walking and recieving glances from Lyra, we arived at what I assumed to be her house. It was a very nice house, with a light yellow paint job and nice curtains hanging on the inside of the house. The front yard had a few weeds here and there, but nothing to bad. We walked the path to the front door, where Lyra turned to me.

" MInd opening the door? " She asked in a low and sexual tone.

" Uh sure. " I said as I walked to the door, opened it, and held it ope for her.

" Ladies first. " I jestered her in.

" Oh...such a gentlecolt. " She said with a wink before walking in.

I followed suit and found the hall to be nice and well decorated, Picture were hung on the wall showing, what I assumed to be Lyra's parents and family. There was a small endtable that held a small vase with a single blue flower. I could hear Lyra putting the groceries away in her kitchen. I stood there, admireing the decorations when something happened. Another mare walked in from the doorway to the right.

" Lyra you're home. Did you remember to get some...." She was about to say when she laid her eyes appon me. He had a half pink half dark blue mane and tail. She had a cream colored coat, with three pieces of candy for a cutie mark.

We stared at each other for what seemed like eternity. Her looking at me andme looking at her, a real stare off. After a few seconds paced I felt I should be the first to say something.

" Hello..."

Author's Note

Note to all: another chapter writen at 5 in the morning. All mistakes found are in part to me being up at ungodly hours. Hope you enjoy this longer chapter and I hope I paced this one properly.

Thank you, peace!

chapter 12: getting to know Bon Bon( short chapter warning )

"Hi..." Said the creamed colored mare, staring me down.

"Alex, you can wait in the living room. I'm still putting things away." Lyra said from the kitchen. I looked at the mare infront of me, who then turned and pointed a hoove towards the doorway she came out of.

"Go on....head on in.' She said with a hint of caution. I slowly moved up the hall and made it to the doorway.

"Thanks.." I entered the living room, me and her not breaking eye contact. I glanced left and right in the room, looking around while still keeping the mare in my sights. I noticed a comfy looking red couch with two indintions on either side of the couch. Must be were the two of them sit constantly. I thought as I slowly walked over to the couch and sat on the right side.

"Nu-uh-uh...Thars my side." she said. I raised an eyebrow at this, but mooved to the left side.

"Lyra's.." She said with a smug grin.

"Ok..." I said as I placed myself in the only place left, the middle of the couch. The cusion was soft and felt like it wasn't sat in for a while. I wiggled my butt around on the cusion, getting comfy and use to my place in the sitting arrangement. I looked up to she the mare walking over to the couch, rounded the coffee table and sat down to the left of me. Well it was more like she 'laid' in her place. Guess thats how ponies site on couches. We stayed silent for a long while, like 2 to 3 minutes. I started to fiddle with my fingers, letting the akwardness of the moment settle in. After another minute passed, the mare next to me spoke first.

"Soo..Your name is Alex?" she asked.

I looked at the mare. "Yep, thats the name my parents gave me." I said with a smile. smooth, sound like a dork.

"hehe I guess it is.." She said as she turned her head to the nearest object.

"Soo...whats your name? You know mine, so I wanna know your's." I said as I looked at the mare.

"Oh..um...my name is Bon Bon." She said as she turned back to look at me. I noticed that her eyes were a nice sky blue.

"Bon Bon...thats a nice name. Hmm....you don't happen to make candy do you?" I questioned. Her eyes grew wide with happiness.

"Why yes, I make candy. How did you know?" She questioned.

"Oh I read it in a magazine when I came here." I said, excluding the fact that I read it in a hospital when Lyra accidentaly put me threw a clothing shop window.

"Really, I can't say I re...Oh now I remember! I was asked to give some tips to making my famous bon bon's, there my specialtie." She said with glee and pride. I laughed and she laughed to.

"Well I sure hope I get to try them sometime, I bet there amazing." I said with a smile.

She waved a hoove at my statement. "Oh don't try flattering me..." She said, getting a slight blush on her cheecks.

"Well I don't think it's flattery if it's possibly true. I mean I tasted bon bons before. Some good and some bad, but I have high hopes for your bon bons. Since whoever interviewed you thought they were good enough to put in their magazine." I explained as leaned back on to the couch.

"Well thank you, thats sweet to say." She said as she scooted alittle bit closer then before.

"So since we aren't strangers anymore, mind telling me alittle about yourself. Since I'm going to be living here and all."

"You are?" She said a confused tone.

"Yeah, didn't Lyra tell you about this." I questioned.

"Nope...she never tells me anything. Typical Lyra..." Bon Bon said with a sigh.

"Typical? She don't tell you thing that maybe inportant to tell someone?"

"exactly, she just does it without my knowing...Let me tell you about this one time that Lyra brought home a baby Timberwolf."

"Sure go ahead."

Inside the kitchen

Lyra was having a hard time fitting all on the groceries into the fridge. She could fit the lettuse and tomatose in just fine, but fitting the two watermelons in the already full fridge was proving to be more difficult then expected. She used her magic to remove the two containers of milk, three containers of orange juice, a tray of cupcakes and a apple from the fridge and placed them on the dinner table. Well NOW the watermelons fit, but know what do I do with the stuff I took out?

Lyra was thinking of a plan( one that involved high currents of electricity and a pair of box cutters.) when she heard sompony enter the kitchen. She turned her attention from the fridge to the pony entering the kitchen. She saw that It was Bon Bon, her best friend and housemate. She noticed that she was smiling really hard and wiping a tear from her eye. Lyra thought it was odd. Bon Bon NEVER smiles, not even when I got her that toy from that 'intimate shop'/ What gives?!?

"Hey Bon Bon. whats up?" She questioned.

"Oh Hi Lyra, nothing much. Just had a conversation with Alex." Bon Bon said as she trotted over to the dish counter and got two glasses.

"Oh you meet him, he will be staying with us from now on." Lyra said as she trotted up to Bon Bon.

"Yeah he told me already. Where do we keep our wine?" Bon Bon said as she looked at Lyra.

"In the fridge, lower drawer. But why you want the wine?" Lyra questioned.

"To celabrate of course, I mean its not everday we get a new housemate. Plus..." Bon Bon said as she waved a hoove at Lyra, signaling her to come closer. Lyra came closer, her ear to Bon Bon.

"I think he's kinda cute. Hehe." Bon Bon whispered with a giggle.

Lyra froze up at this, But Bon Bon continued.

"He also listens and responds beck, He's sweet, funny and I think he likes me. Hehe, I feel like a little school fillie." She said, while trotting in place alittle.

Lyra took a breath and sighed.

"Well Bon Bon...." Lyra said.

"Well what?" Responded Bon Bon.

"Looks like we will have a little competition."

Author's Note

Hope you likey. I'll let you decide the response of Bon Bon. should she be determined, a little warry, cocky, or what? you decide. post what you think and will go with it.

Chapter 13: A secret kiss...

The Non-chapter, chapter

This is not a chapter but a little something I wanted to do for those who actualy read this story.

I would like to personaly thank everypony that likes what im boing and would like me to continue this here story. I would also like to hear from you, the reader, about anything that you would like to see added/removed/ or any particular character( show character, canon, or a personal OC.)

I would like to make this a personal story for myself and a story that everypony can have a hoove in and feel special.

So again, thank you all for the support and dont worry next chapter will be out soon.

P.S Bon Bon will be......cocky. yes indeed.

ok bye bye.

chapter 14: ...and the party of the year? ( SCW )

Chapter 13: A secret kiss...

I sat there on the couch for a good ten minutes, while Lyra was doing whatever she was doing and waited for Bon Bon to return with something to drink. I got alittle bored, so I got up and decided to look around the house. I entered the halway and looked in the kitchen, I saw Lyra and Bon Bon arguing in hushed voices, so I couldn't hear anything they where saying. So I took a guess that Bon Bon was getting onto Lyra for leaving so much stuff on the kitchen table and leaving the fridge open. Yep, that seems reasonable. I turned my gaze down the hall and noticed a staircase.Must be where the bedrooms are. I thought as I decided to go creepen around upstairs. I reached the top of the stairs and looked to the left and right. The left hallway held two doors on opposite walls and the right held two more doors and a hatch, leading to the attic. I decided to see what were in the left hall doors.

The door on the right hand wall was painted the same color as Lyra's coat, a sea green color. I tried to open the door, It was locked. I decided not to break in.I don't want them to have the wrong idea of me. So I turned around and examined the door opposite of Lyra's. I tried the door and It opened without resistance. I peeked in and saw that it was a nicely decorated room with a nice bed, some dresser drawers, and light purple walls. Must be Bon Bons room, seems to fit her personality. I closed the door and walked down the hall to the other door.

I opened the door on the left hand side of the wall to find the bathroom. The bathroom itself was like any normal bathroom shared by one or two females: A fucking girly mess. There were a small army of brushes of many colors and styles, there was a variety of soaps and shampoo's that I could not distinguish between, and there sat some of those 'smell good' stones that seemed to be made of crystalised purfume. I was about to leave when I felt the massive urge to take a piss. Being in Equestria made me forget that I need to use the restroom. I closed the door and took care of business.

After a minute, I exited the bathroom and turned my attention to the last door in the hallway. I opened the door and found a fairly bland room: plain white walls, two dresser drawers and a queens sized bed. This must be were I'll be living from now on. I thought as I walked over to the bed and sat on the edge. The bed was really soft and comfy, so I thought I would take a nap until the party. I laid down, closed my eyes and drifted of to sleep.

Back down stairs

"...And thats why I'm the best mare for Alex." Lyra said as Bon Bon and her entered the living room, Lyra levitating a glass of water and two glasses of wine with Bon Bon following beside her.

"Yeah yeah whatever. You think that your magic gives you an advantage in bed." Bon Bon retorted. Lyra was about to respond when she noticed a serious lack of Alex.

"Uh where did Alex go?" Lyra questioned as she placed the glass's onto the coffee table. Bon Bon realised that Alex was missing and was strangely worried.

"Oh my gosh, what could have happened?" Bon Bon said as she started looking around the living room, hoping to find him somewhere. Lyra started looking also, hoping that he was just playing some hid and seek or just hidng from Bon Bon. Their search turned up nothing as they looked under the couch, the coffee table and behind the curtains. They were going to try the kitchen when they heard a knock appon the door. Lyra looked at Bon Bon who looked back at Lyra. Bon Bon look a little confused at the sudden knocking, but Lyra knew what it was about.

Lyra walked to the front door, opened it and was blasted with a storm of confetti and cupcake mix. Lyra was blinded for a moment and then started wiping the confetti cupcake mixture from her face, Bon Bon was to busy laughing her flank off.

"Oh Im SOOO sorry, I forgot to put the cupcake mix in the oven bit. This alwas happens when I use this thing." Pinkie Pie said as she kick her party cart, sending it flying down the street.

"Pinkie Pie?" Lyra got out as a bit of cupcake mix got into her eye and she nearly fainted on agony. Bon Bon softly moved the pain stricken Lyra aside.

"Anyway...Pinkie what brings you around?" Bon Bon questioned as she watched the pinkie look in the direction of the now speeding party cart going down the street. Pinkie turned her attention to Bon Bon and smiled.

"Oh, well the party is all ready and I wanted to be the one to deliver the invitation. Because I knew you two lived close to Suger Cube Corner and I wanted to see Alex before the party to be the first to fully welcome him and...."

"Ok, Ok Pinky. Well he's..um..in the bathroom...yeah in the bathroom, getting ready for the party. yeah he's doing that." Bon Bon smiled after stating her obvious lie. But Pinkie Pie was none the wiser( or the lesser as the case may be.)

"Oh..oky-doky-loky, well just stop by whenever you're ready. See you two soon." Pinkie said before bouncing of towards the sweet shop. Bon Bon closed the door and let out a sigh.

"Well we need to find Alex quick now..." Bon Bon said to Lyra as she held her eye shut.

"Ok you look up stairs and I'll look in the kitchen, where the sink is." Lyra said as she trooted into the kitchen and Bon Bon went up stairs. Bon Bon reached the top of the stairs and looked down the left hoove side and noticed that her door was slightly open. Hmm must have not closed it all the way this morning. She thought as she turned her head to the right hoove hallway and gazed appon the slightly open door of the guestroom. He must be in there.. She slowly made her way to the door. She reached the door and lifted her hoove to the wood and pushed it fully open. What meet her eyes was something that brought a sigh of relief: It was the human she was looking for, laying on the guest bed asleep.

She turned and was about to call Lyra up, when she got a devious idea. Hmm I'm up here, with him, alone and with no Lyra to intervene... Bon Bon slowly returned her gaze back to the sleeping Alex and quietly trotted over to him. She reached the bed and exmined him to make sure he wasn't going to suddenly wake up. She poked him with in the side, he moved alittle but stayed asleep. Perfect.. She thought as she started to slowly get onto the bed and onto the sleeping Alex. She was now straddling his chest, with her front hooves on the side of his head. She leaned in and put her mussle close to his ear.

"Lets see if you like my kisses.." She whispered ad moved her mussle to his lips and started the kiss. The contact sent shivers up and down her spin, something that she hasn't felt in a very long time. She savored the kiss for as long as she could and was surprised to feel him kissing back. I bet he thinks he's dreaming, so cute. After a minute she broke the kiss and slowly got off of him. She smiled at her good work and walked out of the room to get Lyra.

Returning to Alex's perspective

I was in a peaceful state of sleep, It was the nicest sleep I had in a while and the dream I was having was a pretty good one too. I was about to reach the part of the dream were things get steamy when I felt a sudden weight on my stomach. I suddenly awoke and shot straight up, making Lyra fall of me and to the right of the bed. I heard Bon Bon giggle at this and Lyra giggle as well.

"Hehe that was fun!!" Lyra said as she laid on the bed.

"Well sorry about that, so what is it?" I asked as I rubbed my eyes.

"Well the party is ready, so when you're ready to go well head out." Lyra stated as she got of the bed and walked out the door, leaving me and Bon Bon in the room.

"Well, I guess we can head out in a bit. I need to use the bathroom." I stood up and was about to leave when I felt something on my shirt. I looked down and noticed that there was a small wet spot on my shirt. It was still wet and seemed to have a slight scent that I couldn't put my finger on. I looked down at Bon Bon, who was trying her hardest to hid a blush that was progressively getting redder.

"Bon Bon, did Lyra take a shower before jumping on me?" I asked.

"I DIDN..oh..um..yes, yes she did. I-I guess she didn't dry of properly." She said as she stood back onto her hooves.

"Well that makes sense, we are going to a party. Don't want to be dirty at a party."

"Me and you can have a dirty party..."

"What was that?"

"I-I mean we should get Lyra and head to the party. Yeah thats what I said. Hahah." and with that, Bon Bon quickly made her exit from the guestroom. Leaving me with more questions then answers...and more wet spots then usual.

Author's Note

Wooo we getting a little dirty in this bitch....sorry adout the 'bitch' word, got excited. So yeah. chapter 13 ready for reading.

Chapter 15: a night of BON BON-ding. ( SCW with a MCW implication )

chapter 14: ...and the party of the year? ( SCW )

I was in the bathroom, taking a piss and generaly getting all ready for the party. I used, what I thought, was Lyra's brush to comb my own hair. My brown hair was a fucking mess most of the time, but this time it needed to be contained and brushed. I took a moment to smell my armpits. 'Sniff'. Woo..yeah need something to get the smell of sweat. I looked arounded the bathroom, looking for something to apply to the armpit of death. I looked towards the toilet and noticed the cabinet above it. Might be something inside that. I opened the cabinet and looked at all the content that layed inside. There was a collection of soaps and conditioners, purfumes and moisturiser, and more brushes( possibly as backups. )

"Fuck it." I said as I grabed a random perfume. The bottle of perfume was a pink glass with a golden head, that the perfume itself comes out of.

" 'Apple Bliss'...Hmm..sounds nice." I said as I took the clear cap off and spritzed alittle under both of my armpits and a little on my neck. The smell was, obviously, apples but I could smell a sweet undertone of cinnamon. I put the cap back on and placed it back in the cabinet. I returned to the mirror and examined the rest of my being: My light green eyes stared back at me, my brown glasses sat appon my nose( cleaned and clear ), my peach fuzz was getting a little thick.

"Might need to find a way to shave soon, hopefully they have safety razors." I said as I rubbed my chin. I was nearly ready when I heard a knock appon the bathroom door.

"Alex are you ready? You been in there for five minutes." It was Lyra and she sounded in a hurry.

"I'm ready. Meet you down stairs ok?" I said through the door.

"Ok." and with that, I heard her hoove steps heading down the hall and then the stairs.

"Well, lets do this Alex. lets make a good impression!" I said as I did a single fist pump and opened the bathroom door. I entered the hall, made a right and headed towards the stairs. I descended the stairs and entered the little hall that separated the kitchen from the living room. I looked into the living room, Bon Bon and Lyra were on the couch waiting for me.

"You ladies ready?" Both looked towards me and smiled.

"Why yes sir, lets head out." Bon Bon said as she got off the couch and made her way towards me.

"Yep lets get to the party!" Lyra proclaimed as she pranced past past Bon Bon and waited next to me. Lyra leaned into me alittle and took a sniff.

"Mmm you smell good...did you get into my perfume?" Lyra said as she looked up at me with half lided eyes.

"Yeah I needed to smell good, don't want to be smelly at a party." I said as I smiled down at her. Lyra continued to look at me with a half lided eyes, slowly adding more of her weight onto my left leg. Bon Bon looked like she was going to say some pretty harsh words, but breathed a frustrated sigh and joined me and Lyra near in the hallway.

"Well...lets get to that party, don't want to keep everyone waiting." Bon Bon said as she motioned for us to follow and we did so, not wanting to summon the wrath of Bon Bon.

On the streets of Ponyville

We just started on our journey to the fabled party of the year, which was being held at a magical place called Sugarcube Corner. I could see that more ponies were out and about now then before, all seemingly heading in the same direction as Lyra, Bon Bon and myself. I looked around at some of the ponies that were around me at the moment. I could see a pony with a green coat and brown mane, his cutie mark seemed to be a pile of dirt with a sprout coming out of it. I pondered the name of such a pony, a name befitting such a stallion of such vegitaion growing.

Hmmmm......Bob, I'll call him Bob the planter. I giggled at my own attempt at humor. I looked at more of the ponies to name and classify. My gaze fell appon a rather small pony, possibly a fillie. She had a orange coat with blondish mane, her tail matched the color of her mane. She seemed to have a lack of cutie mark and such was not classified in my mind.

Lets see.......Lets go with...Maria, Maria the orange wonder. I giggled a little louder and got the attention of Bon Bon, who was now looking at me with a confused expression.

"What are you laughing at?" She questioned. I put my hands behind my head and smiled at her question.

"Oh nothing, just thinking to myself." I stated.

"Oh..ok then." And with that, we continued in an annoying silence. We continued to walk through the streets, with the same and ever growing group of ponies. I could see that some were looking at me, some with a curious expression and some with a look of fear as we made our way to the place where the party is to be held. Bon Bon, Lyra and I turned a corner to see the building that seemed to be constructed of impossible materials. The whole building seemed to be constructed of sugary treats: a gingerbread roof, a purple frosting chinmey, a CUPCAKE freaken tower and all lined with white fondant. I don't know if I should go inside or eat it...Why not both?

I could see that ponies, that arrived earlier then us, heading into the building after being greeted by the Pink pony herself. She was standing near the doorway, greeting ponies and welcoming them inside. Before we reached the building, she saw us coming and nearly ran straight into Bon Bon, Lyra and me. She jumped up and I had the reaction time perfect and caught her, but fell down in the process. Her hug was a strange thing indeed, I felt that all the negativity in this dimension just melt away. This....this right here....Is the best.... I smiled and she smiled as well.

"OH I KNEW YOU WOULD COME!! I MEAN I DIDN'T DOUBT YOU COMING, OOOOO WE ARE GOING TO HAVE SO MUCH FUN!!!" She proclaimed as she huged me tighter and tighter, now feeling like I was being squeezed by a boa constrictor. Before my organs could rocket out of my mouth, Lyra took her tail in the mouth and draged her of me.

"Now Pinkie Pie, we wouldn't miss your party for all the gold in a dragons nest. So lets head inside and start having some fun!" Bon Bon said to Pinkie Pie as Lyra dragged her into Sugarcube Corner. I stood up and dusted my pants off. I just shook my head at the complete randomness of the pink pony and smiled. I don't think I said it yet,but I'll say it again: I'm going to like it here. I thought as I made me way into the building.

The inside of Sugarcube Corner was a thing to behold: Sweets lined adorned every surface from counters to tables to display casses, the whole place had a candy theme to it from the candy cane pillars to the candy wall paper that was above the stair case and the smell was not overly sweet, but that perfect amount of sweet and aromatic scent that is nearly impossible to achieve back on Earth. I looked appon all of this, plus the many streamers that adorned ever inch of the celling and surface. Confetti was placed in bowls and on ponies heads as it fell from seemingly nowhere. Cakes, pies, punch and all sorts of sweets were placed on any surface that could and would hold them. Ponies danced, talked, played games, skiped, hoped and just....partied everywhere inside the large room. I took all of this in, my mind having a hard time comprehending all the things that could be happening right infront of my face.

This is the strangest party I have ever seen...........and it's all for me? I should thank Pinkie Pie later for such a thing on my first day in town. I walked over to the punch bowl and was greeted by a group of ponies talking around it.

"HEY! you must be the one this party is for." Said a rather large white pegasus, who's mane and tail were blond and short. But had small wings for somepony his size.

"Yeah, I guess it is." I said as I got a glass and poured me a glass of purple punch.

"YEAH, I LOVE PINKIES PARTIES!!" He yelled as the other ponies 'wooo'ed him. I laughed and 'Wooo'ed along, which made the other ponies 'Woo' louder. We all shared a laugh and started talking.

"Well my names Heavy Weight." Said the white pegasus.

"I'm Floral Dreams." Said an orange mare with a messy brown mane and a rather long tailed done up in a twist weave. Her cutie mark was a bouquet of flowers.

"And I'm Caramel." Said a stallion with a caramel colored coat and short brown mane with matching tail. His cutie mark was three blue horseshoe's.

"I'm Alex, Alex Byrd. It's nice to meet all of you." I said as we began to talk and know more about each other. Our conversations lasted for a majority of the party, only being interupted by Pinkie Pie taking me to meet her friends. Her friends, from what she told me in a fast and barely any kind of spacing between words, were the bestest, nicest ponies that she ever meet. She took me to a table where I saw the five ponies that she was talking about.

I saw Twilight Sparkle, who I already meet and am acquainted with. I saw a yellow pegasus mare with a light pink and tail, a cyan pegasus mare with a rainbow mane and tail, a orange 'normal' pony wearing a cowboy hat with blond mane and tail with red ribbons on the ends, and then thier was a white unicorn with a dark purple mane and tail, who seemed to be the fanciest dressed of them all, wearing what I assumed to be a fancy gala dress. They all looked my way, each with a different expression on thier face. Twilight had a smile, the yellow one just hid behind her long hair, the cran one had a confused look on her face, the orange one also had a smile on her face and the white one seemed to be thinking about something as she stared at me. When we reached the table, Pinkie Pie did all the introducing, not by letting any one of us get a word out.

"You know Twilight Sparkle, who you meet before all of us but I'll still tell you she's super-duper smart. Then we have Rainbow Dash, who is the fastest flyer in all of Equestria and a real prankster. We then come to Fluttershy, she's really good with animals and is very nice. Rolling on we come to Applejack, the hardest working pony and the best apple bucker I know. Finaly we have Rarity, the most fantastic dress maker in all of Ponyville." I stood dumbfounded as I tried to process the imformation that was violently shoved into my earhole's. I quickly pushed all of the imformation to one side and proceeded to greet the table of mares.

"Well it's nice to meet you all. I'm Alex Byrd." I said as I took a seat with them at the table.

"Well it's good to meet'cha sugarcube, names Applejack. If you didn't catch it from Pinkies ranting." Applejack said as she tipped her hat at me.

"And mines Rarity. I must say I'v never seen clothing like yours before, you must come by my shop to get measured for new clothing." Rarity said as she went back to thinking, most likely how to make my clothing and such. I turned my attention to the two mare that seemed to hve nothing to say. The one I could guess was Rainbow Dash was staring at me with such intent that I felt that I wronged her in some shape or form. The other one, after using the mighty pocess of elimination was Fluttershy, seemed to be hiding behind her own hair. I was about to question them about their actions when I felt a tugging coming from the back of my shirt. I turned around and saw that it was Lyra, levitating two cups of punch and blushing harder then normal.

"H-hey, I-I got you something to...umm....drink! Yeah somethng to drink." Her speech was slurred and her breath smelled of a kind of alcoholic beverage. Oh god, she's drunk at a party...Well I guess that this Is an 'adults only' kind of party. I cringed at the thought of a draging a drunken Lyra back home by the tail.

"Well thank you Lyra but I already have a drink." Lyra looked at the drink in my hand, levitated it out of my hand and tossed it across the room. She then smiled back at me.

"W-well I don't SEE one, so here you go." She then magically shoved the cup of mystery mixture in my hand.

"Ok Lyra, you win."

"That's what I like to hear." She said then stuck her tongue out at me. I brought the cup up to my nose and took a sniff. The smell of grape punch was overpowered by the smell of alcohol. The smell reminded me of a whiskey, but with a strong apple aroma. I wanted to put the cup down and just say "no", but i knew that Lyra would probably be sad because she brought it to me herself. So with a heavy sigh, I took a drink of the liquid. The taste of grape lasted less then a second, then the taste of apple and whiskey filled my taste buds and went down my throat with a slight burn. The whiskey itself was weaker on the way down then human whiskey, but I could feel the alcoholic affects of the drink a few moments later. Damn, this stuff has more alcohol then Earths stuff. I'm starting to feel light headed. I put the cup on the table and put my hand on my head, trying to fight through the alcohol.

"Come on, lets dance." I was instanly draged out of my seat and into the middle of the room, where thay formed a makeshift dance floor. I looked to see who dragged me to this immanent trainwreck and was surprised to see that it was Bon Bon. What in the hell, where was she and why didn't I see her?!? I was to flabbergasted to object and jut decided to go along with it.

"So, what do you think of the party? Having fun?" She asked as the music started up. It was a fast paced, bass heavy dubstep. It reminded me of a dubstep artist back on my planet and so I enjoyed it immensely.

"I'm enjoying myself and the party is great." I said over the music as we danced to the heavy bass and having great fun. Lyra joined us and we all danced together. During the halfway point in the song, Bon Bon started to grind on me a little. I found it odd but continued to dance and nod my head. The dance floor was getting crowded and I was being pushed out of the middle of the floor by the ponies dancing wildly. I was confused how waist high ponies could move me easily but I didn't want to find out how strong they really are. As I was pushed to the staircase, I bumped my foot on the lowest stair and fell on my butt. It hurt alittle but not to much to matter, I was about to get up when I felt a hoove push softly on my chest. I looked to see that Bon Bon was the owner of said hoove, I was bout to ask "why' when she moved her hoove to my lips.

"Shhh, I wanna show you something. Follow me." She then moved her hoove from me and started upstairs. I sat for a second, weighting my options. What do's she want to show me? I mean I could easily find my way around this place, given enough time. She has been acting weird lately, Is it Lyra? Do's she want to ask me about Lyra?[/i So with haste, I went up stairs to meet Bon Bon. As predicted, the upstairs was were the owners of the building lived. I looked down the right hand side to see that one of the doors was open, so I headed towards it. As I looked inside the room, I was meet with an almost blinding amout of pink. The room had everthing that could be painted in the color pink: for the wall paper, to the carpeting, the bed and every single toy/plushy/random shit. I walked to the obnoxiously pink bed and placed my hand onto the covers. There, another Bonfire lit. Haha Dark Souls, I'll miss your hard as shit game-age. Before another thought could enter my mind, I heard the sound of a door closing behind me. I turned around to see that the cause of the closing door and was not surprised to see that it wa Bon Bon, but I was surprised by the big-ol grin painted on her face.

"Oh...Bon Bon, you kinda scared me." I said as I continued to stare at Bon Bon. She giggled at my statement.

"Sorry...but I'm glad you listened to me and came..." She started to say as she started to slowly approach the bed. As she approached, I could smell a strong musk that seemed to fill the room. I was about to question this fact, when I was suddenly pounced on by Bon Bon. As my back hit the bed, her lips locked mine and her front hooves on the side of my head. I tried fighting back but as the kiss continued, I started to enjoy it. Her soft were supple and her fur was warm and soft. I started kissing back, wrapping my arms around her. She moaned in response and kissed me deeper. I felt her tounge wnting entry, so I parted my lips and explore my mouth. I explored hers in response, our tongues dancing occasionally in between exploring. After about two minutes of thi bliss, Bon Bon slowly pulled her lips away with a connecting strand of saliva being pulled and then breaking.

"So....y-you like me back?" She said. I looked into her blue eyes. I felt my heart skip a beat when i looked into those blue orbs. I brought my left hand to her cheek and she pushed herself into my hand, closing her eyes.

"Yes, I like you. This was a very interesting way of showing me that you like me." I said with a smile. Bon Bon giggled at this and got off from ontop of me and layed down next to me, wrapping her hooves around my stomach.

"Well, It's was either that or resort to 'plan B'." I raised an eyebrow at this.

"What was "plan B' ?" I questioned.

She looked up at me. "Well...you see, In our society, the stallion population is lower then the mare population. For every one colt born, there's five mares born. So there is some competition for a male. So when a mare wants to get a stallions attention, she would...move her tail to the side to give the stallion a good view of....her 'goods'." She buried her face into my side, waiting for a reaction. Wait....If she decided to go with plan B, she would have showed her vagina to me? I placed my right hand onto her back and started to rub her back softly.

"Well, let me just say....I would have enjoyed the view." I said. She looked at me, a heavy blush appearing on her cheeks.

"Well..." She said as she scooted up, letting her face get inches from mine. "...maybe when we get home.." She brought her lips closer to mine...

BANG!!!

"WOOOO PA..'hich'...RTY!!!" Lyra shouted as she bursted into the room, levitating two cups of spiked punch and wearing a party hat. She stumbled to the bed and jumped onto the bed.

"HEY ALEX AND BON BON, WHAT ARE YOU DO..." She couldn't finish her statement for she fell straight to sleep: snoring, heavy and loud. Me and Bon Bon looked at each other and sighed a heavy sigh.

"Best party ever..." I said before patting Lyra on the head. "...Now lets get home."

Author's Note

Chapter 14 and we get some action in.

for futur references, I will put my clop caterorization here:

Slight Clop Warning = SCW( heavy making out and implied shit. )

Medium Clop Warning = MSC( rubbing and licking, use your imaginations for those to examples. )

Heavy Clop Warning = HSC( the whole nine yards, if you know what I'm saying. )

thanks for reading, comment any mistakes I made or what you think. Cya next time.

Chapter the Bonus: The Great and Mischievous plan.( For Lightingace )

Chapter 15: a night of BON BON-ding. ( SCW with a MCW implication )

I lifted the sleeping Lyra and proceeded to make my way out the room with Bon Bon right behind me. It wasn't that Lyra was heavy, it was the fact that I was really tired for some reason. I yawned as we descended the stairs, Bon Bon noticed this.

"Tired?" She asked.

"Yeah, I can't wait to get home and rest up." I said as another yawn finished my sentence. Bon Bon giggled and rubbed up against my leg. I smiled down at her and she smiled back at me. When we reached the bottom we saw that the party was starting to wind down, most of the snacks were eaten and most of the ponies were getting ready to leave. I noticed Pinkie Pie cleaning a table with a towel, she noticed us leaving and spoke up.

"You guys enjoy the party?" Pinkie said after placing the towel down on the table.

"Sure did Pinkie Pie, was the best party I'v been to in a long time!" I replied. Pinkie Pie started jumping up and down in joy at my statement.

"Thank you!! I'm glad you had fun!! I can't wait to throw you another party!!" She proclaimed as she jumped to me and started to jump all around me.

"Well, we might want to wait awhile before another party. Seems like this one..." I gestured my head at the sleeping Lyra. "...Needs to recover from THIS party." I said as Lyra shifted in my arms, trying to get comfy in my arms. Pinkie Pie giggled and lightly booped Lyra on the nose, which made Lyra softly swat at her nose. Which made Pinkie, Bon Bon and me laugh.

"Well we better get going so you can clean up. I would offer to help, but my hands are full." I said.

"Oh thats fine, I can get this mess cleaned up in no time. I done it before and I can do it NOW!!" Pinkie proclamed as she dashed back to her towel and started cleaning in hyper drive. I looked down at Bon Bon, who was watching the pink blur that is Pinkie Pie.

"We better go before we get caught up in her path of cleaning destruction."

"Yeah, lets get going." And with that, we exited Sugarcube Corner and enter the cold of the night. The sun was completly set and I could see the glow of lights in the houses of ponies. We started walking through the streets, heading towards the house. I looked down at Bon Bon, wondering if what happened in Pinke's room really happened.

"Bon Bon.."

She looked up at me will still walking. "yeah?"

"Did what happened in Pinkies room REALLY happen or was I asleep again and dream all of that?" Bon Bon giggled at this, obviously amused by my question.

"Well let me ask you this: Was that a corncob in those strange things on your legs or was I just dreaming?" She stated with a devilish grin. I quickly turn my head and looked forward, sweating bullets. Damn me and my male body parts.

"W-well...I ummm..." Before I could answer, I felt her head rub against my thigh. I smiled down at her and chuckled. Well I can't lie: For a pony, she is pretty damn sexy. After about twenty minutes, we made it back to Lyra and Bon Bon's house. Bon Bon opened the door for me so I could take Lyra to her room.

"Please put Lyra in her room so she can sleep of the alcohol. I'll get us some water and you can meet me in the living room." She said as I walked into the house.

"Ok then, be back in a sec." I said before ascending the stairs. It was kinda difficult with Lyra in my arms but I made it up and only almost fell once. I reached the top and went straight to Lyra's room. I carefully opened the door making sure not to disturbe Lyra's sleep and made my way inside. The inside of Lyra's room was abit weird: her wallpaper was a black and white checkered design and white carpet. I couldn't stay long in her room though because all this moving around might wake up Lyra. So I carefully made my way to her large bed and placed her head onto the pillows. She stared squirming around on the bed, like a warming hot water. But after a minute of this, she finally stoped and her snoring couldbe heard from her pillows. I softly chuckled and made my way out of her room, letting her rest of the alcohol.

I closed the door as softly as I could and leaned by her door, taking a moment to think about the events that happened at the party. I really didn't expect anything like this to happen the second day here. Hell I didn't even begin to think of a relationship back in Canterlot, Oh what to do? I thought as I removed my back from her door and started downstairs. I reached the bottom and went into the living room, were I saw Bon Bon laying on the couch with two glasses of water on the coffee table.

"I must ask: How do you carry two glasses if you don't have a horn for magic?" I asked while I sat on the couch next to he.

She looked up at me and thought for a second. "Well...I carry one at a time. I take the glass in my right hoove and walk with only three hooves."

"Sounds hard." I stated.

"Well when you aren't born a unicorn, you learn to adapt." She said as she placed her head onto my lap, smiling like a little kid. I had a few questions about her cultures dating rituals, so I decided to ask.

"Hey Bon Bon..." She looked up at me.

"Yes?"

"I wanna know about how 'relationships' work her in Equestria. Like: If stallions are s few, how are there so many ponies in the first place? Dating, and other things. So I can understand what might happen next." She rolled over onto her back before speaking.

"Before I answer your questions, I want you to answer one of mine."

"Ok what question do you have?" She smiled at my answer.

"Well two questions really: One, do you think I'm cute? and number two, can I sleep in your bed tonight?" The first question was easy to answer, but the second threw me off abit.

"To answer your first question: yes, you are most definitely cute. And your second question: I don't see why not." She clapped her front hooves together and giggled adorably.

"Thank you." She said with a nice little blush.

"Well in our society, you know stallions are less in population then mares right?..."

"Yeah I remember you telling me that."

"Right, but there is something else. When a stallion gets a mare, that mare becames the 'head mare'. The head mare is the first mare the stallion chooses, so any other mare must be accepted by the head mare..." I had to stop her there.

"What what what. What do you mean 'any other mare'?" Bon Bon looked away from me before answering.

"We can join 'herds', essentially a stallion will have more then one mare. where the mares share a stallion and everpony has their need meet. But this style of relationship is hard and sometimes not equal, some stallions will have three mare and only satisfy the head mare. Then some stallions will have many mares just to increase thier herd and neglect a majority of the mares in the herd." She finished with a sniff, I looked at her eyes and saw that tears were forming in her eyes. I got worried at this and placed my hand on her forhead.

"Whats wrong?" I asked in really concern. She sniffed again and wiped her left eye.

"Well...I rememdered when I was in a herd..." She started but stoped to wipe another wave of tears away.

"If it's to painful to tell, you don't need to tell me." I said while brushing my fingers through her pink and dark purple hair. She stoped wiping and looked me in the eyes, the tears made her eyes shine and look amazing.

"No, I want to tell you. You see when I was younger, I was involved in a herd for a year. I meet the stallion in a bar and we started talking. He asked me to join his herd, at the time I was naive and easy to believe in the lies of those I thought loved me. I meet his head mare, she was a mean older mare who accepted me but didn't respect me.....It was fine for a few weeks, he would spend time with me but we didn't go as far as the bedroom. But when he started to try and force me into sex, I knew I had to end that relationship. So I left, he tried to get me to come back but I refused every offer her made. Then, while moving in with Lyra, he came inside and started to hit me....." Tears were now falling at this point. "....He keep hitting me for minute, but It felt like an eternity. He would have keep hitting me if Lyra didn't come down galloping downstairs and got him off me....I still have nightmares about that day." She turned her head to my stomach and buried her face into me, crying a her little heart out.

I felt tears welling up in my eyes as she cried. What sort of sick pony would hit a nice mare like her. That makes me sick to my stomach, I guess somethings between our worlds stay the same. I moved my hand under her head and brought her head up. She was surprised, but couldn't react as I kissed her and stoped her from speaking. She was shocked by this but quickly started kissing back, wrapping her hooves around my head. After a few moments of kissing, I broke the kiss. She tried to protest but I brought a finger to her lips.

"Shhh listen...I know you been through alot and have been hurt badly, but I want you to know that I am NOTHING like that stallion. He can go to hell for doing what he did to you. I want you to be happy and I'll do anything in my power to make that happen. If a herd makes you uncomfortable, then we don't need to do that. I just want you happy." Bon Bon smiled as more tears started to fall, I tried to wipe them away but she stoped me with her hoove.

"No...these are tears of happiness....for finding the best special somepony in my life." she finished with a deep passionate kiss. I could feel her tongue wanting entery, so I slightly opened my mouth to allow her entery. I realised her tongue was slightly bigger then my own, but this made the making out more interesting. Her tongue explored ever inch of my mouth that her tongue could reach and I did the same with her mouth. We did this for a few minutes, enjoying the moment we were having until she slowly pulled away breathing heavily. She looked me in the eyes and I into hers, getting lost in her blue ords. She smiled at my and brought her mouth to my ear and whispered into it.

"Lets take this to your room and get more.....comfy." She finished her statement with by lightly biting my earlobe. She slowly got off the couch and started to slowly make her way to the stairs, swaying her hips more notably. Before she ascended the staircase, she turned her head towards me and winked. Welll....don't want to keep a ladie waiting. With that, I stood up from the couch and made my way to my room.

Author's Note

Lets make this an 'implied' chapter. Don't want to spoil you reader with earily sexual content.

And before you post all over the comments, let me do it for you: I AM A FUCKING TEASE. BAM!!!

Chapter 16: Breakfast and big news

Chapter the Bonus: The Great and Mischievous plan.( For Lightingace )

The sound of hooves against lanolium could be heard through out the halls, the direction the sound was heading to was known to the ponies that worked there. The hooves belonged to an orange unicorn, his light brown mane and tail was messy and unkeep for somepony in his profession. He floated a clipboard to his right as he turned a corner and started galloping towards the door with a white mare standing to the left of the doorway. The mare in question was a doctor by the name of Clean Cut, her name fits perfectly because she is the hospitals leading surgeon. She adjusted her hat that sat appon her blond hair, she noticed the pomy galloping down the hall and waved him down. The male doctor slowed down before reaching the other doctor.

"Morning Docter Clean, hows are patient today?" He asked before levitating his clipboard upto his face and examined the writing on the papers.

"Very good Doctor Feel, she finaly woke up and the surgery went well." Doctor Clean stated as she entered the room of their patient. Both doctors examined the bed, noticing that the pony was under the blankets and couldn't see her face. Doctor Feel approached the bed, letting his clipboard rest on the dresser to the left side of the bed.

"How are we feeling to day?" He asked the mare under the covers, then form shifted alittle under the covers.

"Mmmhmm." Was all the doctor heard, for the voice was muffled by the covers. The doctor took this as a good sign and proceeded to his next question.

"Are you feeling any pain?" He asked.

"Mmna." Responded the figure.

"Thats good, now we will need to keep you here for a couple of days to recuperate and...."

"Doctor!!! Doctor!!" Came a loud and familiar voice from across the hall. The doctor let out heavy sigh and rubbed his head with his right hoove.

"Doctor Clean, can you see what she wants?" He aske.

"Sorry Doctor, but you know the rules of the bet: you drew the short straw and need to be her doctor until she leaves." Said a smug Doctor Clean. Doctor Feel let out another sight and turned towards the door.

"Fine, finish up with miss Screw Loose and fill out the paperwork. Can't believe I let you guy's talk me into such a bet." Said Doctor Feel as he left the room.

"Gladly...Now miss Srew Loose the brain surgery went very welll....."

Doctor Feel really didn't want to enter the room, he really really REALLY didn't want to talk to her, But he knew he had to. So with a third heavy sight, he opened the door to his own mini hell. Inside the room, on the bed, sat a very annoyed looking Trixie. She had a white guaze wraped around her head, left hoove and her mid-section. Doctor Feel was about to ask what was up until he looked at the floor. He noticed the tray that carried food was on the floor with food spattered all over the floor. He knew what it was this time and was annoyed but held in his irritation.

"Didn't like the food....again." He said. Trixie huffed and looked at Doctor Feel with a mad expression.

"The Great and Powerful Trixie will not eat such garbage, she demands to have something more elegant and fancy then simple toast and eggs." Trixie stated with exaggerated hoove motions. Doctor Feel moved to the bed and levitated the clipboard that layed on the dresser. He examined the writing on the clipboard and sighed inwardly. She's only been here one day for cuts and a sprained hoove but already I wish she would just leave. He placed the clipboard back onto the dresser and addressed Trixie.

"Listen, you can leave anytime you want. The sprain has subsided and your cuts have healed nicely, so why do younot just check yourself out?" Trixie was shocked at the doctors words, not hurt by then but angered at his words.

"The Great and Powerful Trixie will stay leave later today, so I would ask you to hold your tongue. I still have things to think about." Trixie said as she pointed a hoove at the doctor.

"Ok ok, lets calm down. I'm going to go get the janitor to clean this up and we can get you ready to check out." Doctor Feel stated as he made his way out of the room, he looked back at her sighed and closed the door. Trixie sighed in frustration and looked at the dresser, noticing that Doctor Feel left his pen on the clipboard. She thought for a moment and used her magic to levitate the pen to her. She reache behind her pillow and brought out her personal diary, it was a ligh blue color with her cutie mark on the cover. She levitated her hat from the nearby chair to her and reached inside, taking out a small silver key attached to a gold chain. She placed her hat down onto the bed and put the key in the keyhole. There was a small click and the she opened the book. She flipped through her diary to the page she wanted, she found the page and started writing.

Dear Diary,

After waking up a few hours ago, my memory keeps going back to the events of yestarday. But the thing that strange creature that Twilight Sparkle called a 'hu-man'. I feel something for this hu-man that I haven't felt about anypony before. I can't put my hoove on it, but I think its love. I have made plans to get this human to be mine. Step 1: I will head to ponyville and challange that sea green bitch mare for him. Step 2: I will beat her and then claim the human. Step 3: Be happy, while she wallows in defeat. Its the perfect plan, don't you think diary? of course you do. Hahah

Trixie stoped writing, closed her diary and locked the lock. She put the key back into her hat and the diary under the pillow. She then leaned back into her pillow and smiled contently, knowing that once she leaves the hoospital, her plan will be set into motion. As she smiled, the door opened and a figure walked in.

"Sorry to bother you, but I was told to clean up a mess." Said a light brown earth pony, who we'll call Mop.

"Oh there will be a mess....a mess in ponyville. HAHAHAHA"

"Hahah......janitor jokes are my favorite." Mop said with his own laugh.

"Don't you have a mess to clean?" Said the annoyed Trixie to the pony who interupted her inside joke.

"Please sign here.." Said the receptionist to Trixie. Who, after waiting for a few hours, decided it was time to get her plan going. She signed her name on the check-out list and placed the pen down.

"So, going anywhere particular?" Asked the receptionist.

"The Great and Powerful Trixie will be heading to Ponyville, I have some...buisiness to attend to." She said.

"Oh Ponyville...nice place and good folk there. Have you been there before?" She inquire. Trixie cringed at the embarrassing defeat at the hands of Twilight Sparkle.

"Yesss." Trixie said. The receptionist smiled and waved at her.

"Well have a good trip, hope you have a wonderful day." with that, Trixie left the hospital and headed for the trainstation to catch the midnight train to Ponyville.

She made it to the trainstation and proceeded to by a ticket for the train when she felt a tap on her side. She turned to see who it was and was nearly scared to death, because standing behind her was a pony that wore a dirty white mask with black goo oozeing out of the eye holes. Trixie was fozen stiff with fear, she heard of these monsters that hunt ponies and now one was inches away from her face. Trixie was saying goodbye to everthing she knew when she heard the think speak.

"This may sound abit...odd but have you seen this pony anywhere?" He lifted his hoove up and showed Trixie a piece of paper. Trixie examined the picture on the paper: It was a crudely drawn picture of a pony wearing what looked like a hoodie, with a black mane and tail. and had a over exaggerated smile did in red crayon. Trixie looked up to the pony and shook her head. The pony sighed and put his hoove down.

"Ok then, thanks you your help..." Trixie blinked and the pony was gone. She looked around for the pony, but found no trace of the pony with her eyes. So she slowly backed up to the ticket booth and placed her bits on the counter.

"One ticket to Ponyville please.....NOW!" Trixie demanded before the pony came back for her.

"Y-yes mam.." The pony said as he slid the ticket to Trixie while still hiding under the booth.Trixie grabed the ticket with her magic and quickly ran onto the train. The train blow its whistle and started to move forward, heading out of the train station and towards ponyville.

Back at the train station-Canterlot

The ticket pony slowly peered over the counter to see if the strange pony was gone for good and saw that all was clear. He slowly stood upon his hooves and sighed in relief while closing his eyes. Finaly, he was here for an hout just looking at me. Thank Celestia that that mare got his attention before.. He couldn't finish his though because as he opened his eyes again, he was the same pony standing on the other side of the booth staring at him.

"Can I have you time for a minute..."

Author's Note

This chaptor kinda short but dont worry, for the next one will be coming soon.

Chapter 17: Picnic at the park and a spy in the bushes

Chapter 16: Breakfast and big news

I awoke to the sun shining in my face, I covered my eyes as I sat up. But found that my sitting up was hindered by a sleeping Bon Bon huging my chest and lightly breathing. I looked down at her sleeping form, admiring how beautiful she looked sleeping. I carefully unwrapped her hooves, making sure not to wake her, and laid her head down onto the pillow. I let my legs swing of the bed and sat on the edge, trying to fully wake up. I rubbed my eyes for a minute and when I was done with that I noticed a note on the dresser. I picked up the note and read it in my head.

Dear Alex, I know we were suppose to have some 'intimate time' together, but I guess you were to more tired from the party then I thought. Because when you came into the room and got onto the bed with me, you just fell right to sleep. But don't be worried, I kinda figured that would happen. So please don't worry about it, we have plenty of time for that. I also want to thank you for chosing me as a special somepony, It makes me feel special to have someone actually want me for me.

P.S. if you wake up before me, can you check on Lyra and see if she's still breathing. Thank you.

Kisses, Bon Bon.

I smiled at her words, especially how she feels special for having me. I looked back at Bon Bon and placed my hand onto her head, she moved her head abit and smiled at my touch. I left my hand there for a moment before retracting in and standing up. I turned to her, leaned down and softly kissed her cheek.

"I'm glad I have you too." I whispered before walking out of the room.

I enterde the hallway, letting the silence fill my ears. I walked down the hall and headed to Lyra's room. I liked how the carpet felt cold against my feet, I stoped and looked down at said feet. I don't remember taking of my shoes. Hmm strange.. I would have thought it through more deeply, but I had to check on Lyra. So I stoped looking at my feet and continued the short walk to her room. I reached her door and opened it, I peered inside to see Lyra sprawled out on her bed. Her front hooves wrapped around one of her pillows and her other hooves ontop of her other pillow. I walked over to her bed and examined the sleeping pony: saliva had pooled onto her covers where she drooled in her sleep, her covers were messed up and nearly falling off her bed. I was surprised to not smell and find vomit anywhere in her room. I guess she woke up and went to the bathrom to puke. Hope she got all of the alcohol out of her system. I thought before placing my hand on her head and brushing back her messed up hair. She tossed alittle, but not much. She returned to her previouse state and opened her mouth to say something, but all that came out was a yawn that turned into a small smile. Aww so cute.. I thought as removed my hand from her head. I tip toed out of her room and closed the door behind me.

I entered the hallway again and went to the stairs, I descended the stairs and entered the hall leading to the livingroom and kitchen. I entered the kitchen and went to see what they had for the making of breakfast. I opened the fridge: two containers of milk, a few apples and oranges and a big ol-watermellon. Odd...very odd. I thought as I closed the fridge and checked the cabnits. The first two cabnits held a box of instant pancake mix and a box of cereal. I graded the box of mix and examined the box.

The boxes instructions were simple and easy to make. Odviously it easy to make, its instant mix. How hard could this be.. I proceeded to grab a mixing bowl and a few of the ingredients to start making pancakes.

30 minutes later

A stack of perfectly made chocolate pancakes sat upon the plate, all in all a stack of 15. The rest of the pancakes sat at the bottom of the garbage can, burned and inedible. I stood there admiring the few pancakes I was able to save, I would have hired a painter to capture this moment forever but I heard the sound of hooves coming down the stairs. I looked to the doorway and saw Bon Bon yawning and rubbing her right eye.

"Morning Bon Bon." I said as I placed a plate on the table. Bon Bon stoped rubbing her eye and looked at me and smiled. She entered the kitchen, walked to me and wrapped her hooves around me. I hugged her back, after a moment of hugging she let me go and I gestured for her to have a seat. She hoped up onto the chair and i place two pancakes onto her plate.

"Why thank you, such a gentlecolt." She said.

"Well your wish is my command." I sadid as I kissed her forhead. She blushed and waved a hoove at me.

"Such flattery, so how was Lyra?"

"I'm good thanks." We turned to see Lyra walking into the kitchen, with a bad case of bed-head. She took a seat and I placed a plate in front of her.

"Well goodmorning Lyra, how you feeling?" I asked.

"Tired and hungery..'sniff' those smell REALLY good." I stated as I placed a few pancakes on her plate.

"Well, this one asked me to make some breakfast. So I did." I stated as I sat down and got me some pancakes.

"You asked hime to make breakfast? When did you do that?" Lyra asked as the levitated a fork and sunk it into her pancakes. Bon Bon looked at me worriedly before letting out a nervouse sigh.

"L-last nigh..." She started.

"Like at the party?"

"Noo, when we got home....and before going to bed..."

"Oh that makes se....wait I didn't see your door open when I walked down here, you usually leave your door open in the morning. Did you sleep on the couch Alex?" I was now the nervouse one, I didnt know how to respond. My mind was at a lose for words, I opened my mouth to speak but Bon Bon spoke before I could.

"Alex, can you go and check the bathroom for monsters?"

"Wha..."

"Please, there might be demons in there." She said while winking at me. I took her hint and left the kitchen.

After Alex left the room

Bon Bon turned to Lyra, who looked at Bon Bon with a confused look on her face. Bon Bon got up off the chair and walked to the sink, not looking at Lyra.

"Remember that little 'challange' you started with me?" Bon Bon said with a calm voice.

"Yeah I remeber the chal..." Lyra couldn't finish her statement as the realization hit her like a train made of bricks. She didn't....with my man....oh Celestia no... Lyra swallowed hard, nearly choking on her next words.

"D-did y-you to..."

"Do it? No, buut we did make out. I must agree with you on one fact: He is a good kisser." Bon Bon said as she walked over to the stuned Lyra, who's very soul was close to shattering like a mirror. Bon Bon put her hoove on Lyra's shoulder and patted it.

"I know this must seem devastating...." Bon Bon leaned into Lyra. "...But I have good news for you."

"....And what would that be: I'm the brides maid in your wedding?" Lyra choked out. Bon Bon giggled at pulled Lyra close to her.

"...I told him about herds and he's lettingme decide if we will start one." With that said Bon Bon left the kitchen, leaving Lyra in the kitchen. Lyra had so many thoughts going through her mind: Hatred for her best friend for taking her man, sadness for her loss and longing for a chance to do it over agian. But before she could start forming a perfect murder, Bon Bon's final words reached her. She told him about herds....and he's letting hr decide if they should start one....

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"BON BON!!!" Lyra yelled as she galloped into the living room and nearly pinned her down on the couch.

"DO IT, PLEASE SAY YOUR OK WITH A HERD. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!!!!" Lyra stated loudly to the pinned Bon Bon. Bon Bon looked away and appeared to be in deep thought, she stayed like this for a few moments before answering Lyra.

"Possibly.....I MIGHT consider it if you do something for me first..."

"YES ANYTHING...." Lyra said with a big smile.

"First: please get off me and stop yelling. Your hurting my ears." Bon Bon stated.

"Oh ok....sorry." Lyra said as she got of of Bon Bon, she got backed up and gave Bon Bon space. Bon Bon sat up and brushed the hair out of her face.

"Ok....now, before I say I will start a herd. I want you to say: 'Bon Bon, you are the bestest friend I have ever had and I will do whatever you say as long as Celestia's sun shines in the sky.' exactly like that." Bon Bon finished leaned in to Lyra. Lyra was taken aback by Bon Bon's request.

"There's no way I'm saying that..." Bon Bon did a fake sigh.

"Well...I guess I can tell Alex that I don't want a herd...We can alwas just spend every waking moment together....just.the.two.of.us." Bon Bon hoped of the couch and started walking to the stairs.

"Wait!" Lyra called out. Bon Bon turned around an looked at Lyra.

"Yes...Lyra?" She smugly said.

"Bon Bon, you are the bestest friend I ever had and I will do whatever you say as long as Celestia's sun shines in the sky."

"I'm sorry, I didn't catch that." Bon Bon teased.

" 'sigh' Bon Bon is the bestest friend I have ever had.." Lyra started as she got of the couch and bowed at Bon Bon. "...and I will do whatever you say as long as Celestia's sun shines in the sky." Lyra finished. Bon Bon smiled big and proud. She turned and yelled up the stairs.

"Alex!!"

"Yesss?" Alex responded.

"We have decided to go to the park, its a nice day and we can have a picnic." Bon Bon yelled back.

"Ok sounds fun, be down in a minute. I just realised that I need a shower."

"Ok take your time." Bon Bon turned to Lyra and smiled.

"I will tell him when we get to the park. In the meantime, not a word about to Alex about it my decision. Got it?" Bon Bon asked. Lyra sat up and did a moke salute.

"Got it Bon Bon, my lips are sealed."

"Good, now lets get somethings together for our picnic." Bon Bon said as she went into the kitchen with Lyra following right behind.

Author's Note

Yay chapters, so much excitement. As perusual, comment what you think and have a great day.

Chapter 18: The first date is always the hardest.

Chapter 17: Picnic at the park and a spy in the bushes

The shower was very nice, the hot water washed the filth of two days of crazy antics. I didin't mind using a womans soap, hell womans soap smelled WAY better then any I bought back on Earth. I squeezed another handfull of soap into my hand and started massaging it into my body. I massaged the soap for another two minutes before letting the water wash the sudzz from my naked form. I turned the water of and pushed the shower curtains aside, the colder air hit me and shocked my body slightly. Oh,Oh. Cold,cold, too cold. I quickly grabed the towel from the rack and started getting the excess water of. After a minute of towel rubbing, I was fairly dry and decided to put my clothing back on. I grabbed my pants and slipped them on, deciding not to wear my underwear for the simple fact that I'll need to find or have new pairs made. I buttoned up my pants, grabbed my shirt and went across the hall to my room. I went to my bed and sat there for a moment, allowing the air to dry me off abit.

I stood up and put my shirt on, I was still alittle damp but I would dry off fully at the park. I exited the room and closed my door shut. I walked down the hall and started down the stairs. I reached the bottom and headed into the kitchen to help with the picnic basket. I could see Lyra and Bon Bon had already gathered a few things for our day out: A few plates, a knife, some bread and cheeses for makeshift sandwiches and the bloddy watermelon Lyra bought when we got here. I atood next to the table and placed my left hand onto it for support.

"So....everything good?" I asked. Lyra an Bon Bon both turned to me and smiled at the same time.

"Yes, everythings fine...Should we bring drinks?" Bon Bon half answered. I was a little skepticl. I remember when Lyra saw that showmare kiss me back in Canterlot and she sent me and her through a shop window. Why is the not raising a fuss? I walked around the table and joined them near the counter.

"Soo....you're ok with us?" I asked Lyra while she levitated some paper towels.

"Yeah...I'm ok with it...No we can get lemonade on the way there." Lyra said while also answering me barely. I was starting to get alittle annoyed at thier half answers. But insteed of getting made about it, I decided to try and offer my help.

"Soo, what do we need for are picnic? Anything I can do to help?"

"Not really, we already got most of what we need. So, you can wait in the living room until we are ready to go. Ok?" Bon Bon said as she placed a blanket into the basket. I sighed and placed my hand on my head.

"Ok..." Bon Bon looked back at me and walked up to me and wrappd her hooves around me.

"Sorry for being so unanswerative, but we want to enjoy this day and spend time with you. Especially me, now let me and Lyra finish up here and we'll be off." Bon Bon's words lightened my mood abit, I still had a feeling something is up but I couldn't get made at such a cute mare. I patted her on the head and sighed.

"Alright, just give me a shout if you need anything."

"ALEX!!!!" I looked at Lyra.

"Yes?"

"Can I get a massage please?" I laughed at her request.

"Perhaps later, we'll see after the picnic." I said as I went over to Lyra and rubbed her head. She seemed to enjoy this and sighed. I removed my hand from her head and left the kitchen. I entered the living room and went straight to the couch. I took a seat and relaxed until it was time to go. I decided to take a quick little nap, to past the time.

Back in the kitchen

Bon Bon turned to Lyra with a annoyed look. "Massage? Really? Why not just ask him to meet you in your room while your at it." Bon Bon said in a hushed, irritated tone. Lyra turned her head to Bon Bon and stuck her tongue out at her.

"Well, you didn't say anything about implying anything did you?" Lyra mockingly questioned. Bon Bon rolled her eyes as she loaded the last of the items into the basket.

"Well...looks like thats everything we need. Anything else you wanna bring?" Bon Bon asked as she closed the basket. Lyra thought for a second before answering Bon Bon.

"Hmmmm...not that I can think of, so lets get Alex and be on our way." Lyra stated as she levitated the basket and started walking out of the kitchen with Bon Bon right behind.

Back to Alex's perpective

I had a good point five seconds of darkness before I felt a hoove shake my leg. I opened my eyes to see that Bon Bon was the one shaking my leg with Lyra on the right side of her. I looked at them for a second before Bon Bon spoke.

"Hi there, we're ready to go." I noded. Bon Bon backed up, alittle allowing me to stand up. I rubbed the back of my head and walked with Bon Bon and Lyra out of the living room and out of the house.

It was still pretty early and the sun had just risen above the tree line. The air was warm with a slight cold nip to it, for the sun hasn't yet warmed up the earth below us but it was still nice. I let Bon Bon and Lyra lead the way, as I didn't quite know my way around in the three days that i've been in Equestria. We walked a good way in a southwardly direction or a northernly one, I had no Idea. As we walked on, I could see ponies coming out of their homes and greeting the new day. I saw little fillies galloping down the street, most likely heading towards their school house for learning. We soon were in the center of town and making our way to a nicely gardened area coming into my view. As we entered the area in question, the aroma of flowers and nature in general wafted into my nose holes. The smell was nice and the day light added a sort of calming affect to the whole experience. We continued walking in the park until we came appon a nice area that would be perfect for our picnic.

Lyra used her magic to get the blanket out and spread it onto the grass. Bon Bon placed the basket in the middle of the blanket and we all took a seat on the blanket with me Bon Bon on my left side and Lyra on my right. Lyra brought out the watermelon and the knife, she levitated the knife to me and allowed me to slice the watermelon. I sliced the watermelon in horizontal cuts, giving us 8 sclices and two cuped shaped end peices. I handed one to Bon Bon and one to Lyra, I then grabed one for myself and we started to eat.

I was in the middle of my second mouthfull of melon when Bon Bon cleared her throat."Alex..." I turned my head to look at her. I swollowed before answering.

"Yes Bon Bon?" She took a second before responding.

"Remembered when we talked last night?" I thought for a second to remember last night.

"Hmm yes, yes I do. What is it you wanna discuss?" Bon Bon placed her half eaten slice of watermelon onto a paper towel before responding.

"Well...I was thinking that...Since we are you know...together now...I was considering...we start a herd...maybe?" She turned her head from me. I sat there for a moment, considering the proposal.

What? She wants to start a herd. Now? we only just started the first steps of begining a relationship. Ok, ok I need to calm down and think about this rationally. If Bon Bon really wants to do this, she really must trust me and wants me happy. Which is sweet, but this was no time to think about it...But if she really wants to do this, then I need to trust in her decision... I looked at Bon Bon who still had her head turned and placed my hand on her head.

"Listen...I'm ok with that idea..." I couldn't finish because I was Immediately hugged tightly by Lyra. I turned my head to address her but found that she had other plans for my lips other then speaking. Her lips meet mine and I was alittle surprised by this action. The kiss lasted only a few second before she broke it off.

"YES YES!!!" She cheered as she hugged me even tighter. I put my hands on Lyra's shoulder, which seemed to clam her down and made her look at me.

"Woo, wooo calm down now. Before we get over our heads, can I explain something to the both of you?" Bon Bon and Lyra looked at me before noding and moving next to each other to listen. I breathed out before starting.

"Ok...I would like to explain the steps taken in a relationship...for humans back where I'm from..." I stated to the mare, who seemed genuinely interested especially Lyra.

"First: when one human likes another human, they will hang out and get to know eachother. We have done that already and we know eachother very well. Second: The two humans that like eachother and want to be with eachother as a couple, they will go on a series of dates to see if there is any chemistry. Usually two or three dates to make sure they like eachother. Third: When the two have started dating and have been dating, they either decide to take it to the next level, I.E. sex, or decide to hold out on the sex. Do you two understand?" I finished as I pick up my watemelon slice and took a bit.

Lyra was the first to speak. "Sooo, we ARE starting a herd right?" I look at Lyra and chuckled.

"Yes yes, but I would feel much better if we can have a date or two. So we can be sure we know what we're getting into first." Bon Bon nodded her head in agreement.

"I don't see why not. We both can be with him and no one feels left out, plus it would be fun to go on a realy date for once." Bon Bon finish as she scooted next to me and Lyra did the same on my left side. I put my hands on Bon Bon and Lyra's head, softly stroked their manes. Lyra looked up at me with a smile.

"Sooooo...can this count as a date? for both of us?" I looked up and faked being in thought.

"Hmmmm I don't see why not...It's a good start to all this so why not." And with that, we sat on the blanket and just enjoyed the start to a great day.

Back at the house

As the day began, a rushling could be heard across in a bush across from Lyra and Bon Bon's house. A few moments later, the head of the great and powerful Trixie poped out of the top of the bush with the heads of Snips and Snails, two colt unicorns who seem to follow Trixies every whime. Trixie levitated a pair of binoculars and peered through them.

"You two SURE this is where the human lives?" Trixie questioned as she peered at the house. Snips nodded his head.

"Yeah, me and Snails here, saw the strange 'Hu-man' go into that house where the nice candy maker lives with her mean friend." Snails nodded his head obviously. Not in agreement, but at the naughty thoughts going through his young mind as he started at Trixie's flank. Trixie smiled as she gazed appon the home of her future husband, entertainin the thought in her head as she lowered the binoculars.

Snips noticed this and questioned. "Is is time to start you amazing plan, oh great and powerful Trixie?" Trixie shook her head.

"Not yet, I still need to go a few things in order first. Now lets go before they see us here." With that, Trixie, Snails and Snips ducked back into the bush and snuck away.

Author's Note

Chapter the 17, enjoy and comment.

Starting fed.14 I will be going AFK for a while. Surgery schedualed then and need to rest. Need not worry though, I will leave you with a few chapters to steam over while im gone. Ok see ya next time.

chapter 19: potted plants and a showmare (reader edited and all that jazzy stuff)

Chapter 18: The first date is always the hardest.

As we sat on the blanket in the park, I could hear the sound of hooves coming at a fast pace from behind us. I turned to look but was meet with a hard pink force. I was shot a foot forward and ended face first in the grassy dirt. I lifted my head up from the nice view of dirt and green grass.

"OH HELLO AGAIN, I WAS WALKING IN THE PARK SINCE ITS A BEUTIFUL AND I LOVE TO SPEND MY TIME HERE WHEN I'M NOT IN SUGURCUBE CORNER MAKING CUPCAKES. I SAW YOU THREE WERE HAVING A PICNIC AND LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE ENJOYING IT, SO I THOUGHT THAT I COULD JOIN YOU AND WE CAN HAVE FUN IN THE PARK TOGETHER: RUNNING, LAUGHTING, PLAYING, HUGGING, AND SO MUCH MORE." Pinkie excitedly proclaimed as she softly jumped on my back. I was going to respond but Bon Bon beat me to the punch.

"Pinkie, you didn't have to tackle him to the ground. We would have let you joined us."

"OH BUT I JUST GOT SO EXCITED TO SEE HIM AGAIN. HE'S FUN!!" She explained as she hopped of me. I pushed myself off of the ground and onto my knees. I was about to get to my feet but Pinkie Pie turned back to me and wrapped her hooves around my neck.

"SEE, HE'S OK. SO CAN I JOIN YOU? PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEEEEEASE." She asked as she drawn out the last 'please'. I placed my hand onto her mane and softly rubbed her hair.

"Yes, yes...can you let me go please? I need air to breath." I said as I mocked a choke as I collapsed back onto the ground. Pinkie laughed as she hugged me softer.

"SEE...HE'S FUN...And cute" Pinkie said as she got off me so I could stand up. I got to my feet and stretched my back. I looked at the now three mares sitting on the blanket and sighed.

"So would you mares like to walk around the park?" The three mares nodded and walked to my sides: Bon Bon to my right, Lyra and Pinkie Pie to my left.

We walked a good portion of the park, occationaly stopping at certain spots: to gaze at a few flowers, to run around the wide open area's and just get to know each other better. It was nearing 12 in the afternoon and I knew we couldn't stay in the park all day.

"Well girls, I guess we should start heading home. All this fun has really wore me out." I said with a tired sigh. Bon Bon nodded her head.

"Yeah..I need to get ready for work. The shop ain't going to run itself." Bon Bon stated as we started walking back to our blanket to pack up the stuff. When we arrived at the blanket and started packing, I noticed that three of the sliced watermelon slices were gone. Maybe somepony got hungery and got some slices to snack on...Well, less to waste in the fridge. I went back to packing the picnic stuffs and handed them to Bon Bon to place in the basket. After putting the remaining paper towels back in the basket, Lyra used her magic to levitate the basket and we started of towards home.

We were half way home when Pinkie Pie spoke up. "Well, I have to head of to work. Please stop by sometime for a treat on me alex."

"Ok Pinkie, I'll hold you to that." I stated as I wave at Pinkie as she pounced of towards her work place. Me,Lyra and Bon Bon continued walking towards home.

We arrived at the house 5 minutes later after Pinkie left our group. I opene the door for Bon Bon and Lyra which got me a 'thank you' from the both of them. I closed the door and entered the kitchen to assist Bon Bon and Lyra.

"So, need any help putting things away?" I asked as I stood by the table.

"Yes, could you put the basket back in my room? I need to get going." Bon Bon said as she walked next to me, got onto her back hooves and kissed me on the cheek. I quickly kissed her cheek and she went to the living room to get her saddlebag. I looked at Lyra, who seemed to have a sad look on her face.

"Whats wrong Lyra?" She looked at me with a frown.

"Why don't I get a kiss on the cheek?" I smiled and I motioned my hand for her to come to me.

"Oh get over here you." She instantly smiled and walked over to me. I got onto my knee and placed my hand under her chin. I turned her head and planted my lips on her cheek. She giggled and returned a kiss to my cheek. I smiled and ran my fingers through her mane. Lyra really enjoyed this as pushed her head into my hand. I chuckled.

"hehe you enjoy my hands more then I do." I said as I lifted my hand of her head. Lyra nodded her head at my statement.

"There interesting, you can grab things easily and delicately...and...they seem very...flexible and precise." Her last statement was sexual indeed, but I just smiled and let her have her dirty thoughts. I chuckled and we entered the living room. Bon Bon had her saddlebag ready and was about to leave. I walked over to Bon Bon and placed my hand on her back.

"Have a good day at work." I told her as I rubbed her back.

"Thank you and don't worry, I'll be home shortly." She said as she looked at me with a smile. She walked over to the door and opened it.

"Take care you two, no funny business." She said as she waved at us and walked out the door. I turned to Lyra and who was forming a large grin.

"Sooo...what do you wanna do?" I asked as I started getting worried about my safety. Lyra slowly returned my gaze with the grin full and huge.

"Ohhh...I know something we can do." Lyra stated before turning an slowly walking towards the stairs. She turned my head and motioned for me to follow. I swallowed and followed her upstairs.

"YES YES YEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Lyra screamed with her hooves in the air. I sighed as I leaned back and watched her.

"How the hell do you roll a yahtzee four games in a row??" I asked as I examined my sheet and sulked as my miniscule score of 350, Lyra had a score twice of mine. I crumpled up my score sheet and tossed it into her garbage.

"Oh don't be mad Alex, you did your best." Lyra said as sat herself next to me, I put my arm on her back and laughted.

"I'm not mad, I'm just lost on how you got four yahtzee's in a row." Iyra leaned into me as I finished.

"Well thats my secret...Anyway you lost our bet and I want to cash it in." Lyra said as she looked up at me. Thats right: I bet that if I win, she had to wear a big pink dress at Pinkie's next party...but Lyra bet that if she won, I would take her to Sugarcube Corner for our second date...Well, a bets a bet.

"Well, a bets a bet Lyra. I lost, you won and now we go to Sugarcube Corner." I said. Lyra squee'd and hugged me tight. I hugged back and smiled, knowing that even if I lost the bet, I would still have fun with Lyra. So me and Lyra got off the floor and headed out of her room. We went down the stairs and out of the house to the streets of Ponyville.

As we made our way to Sugarcube Corner, I checked my pockets to see if I still had the pouch of bits in my pocket. I was releaved to feel the pouch still reasting in my right pocket, I sighed inwardly and removed my hand from my pocket. Good, didn't want to work off two cupcakes and a shake. I continued to walk right beside Lyra as Sugarcube Corner came into view, the ginger bread roof and frosting shingles were a welcome sight. We reached the front door and I held the door open for Lyra, the bell above the door rang out as I opened it. Strange, didn't notice a bell there during the party.

"Thank you." Lyra said as she entered. I then entered and let the door close behind me. We walked over to the counter, waiting for Pinkie Pie to show up and take our orders. We heard the doors open behind the counter and looked over to the sound. A rather plump looking blue mare with pink and light pink mane walked over to us.

"Hello, you must be this 'Alex' Pinkies been talking about...My names Miss Cake." She said, her voice reminded me of a mother who seen the high and lows of married life. Just like my mother....only less 'pony'.

"Hello Miss Cake, this is Alex...How long has she been talking about him?" Lyra asked, not giving me a chance to answer her myself. Miss Cake brought a hoove to her chin and thought.

"Hmmmm.......when she got back from the trainstation, she said she need to have a party ready pronto....I asked her 'Why?' and all she said was...'This could be the o...." Miss Cake was about to finish her statement but was cut short my a pink blurr coming down the stairs and putting a hoove in her mouth.

"OH MISS CAKE...ALLOW ME TO TAKE THEIR ORDERS. PUMPKIN AND POUND CAKE WANNA SEE THEIR MAMA." Pinkie said as she removed he hoove from Miss Cakes mouth and pushed her towards the staircase. Pinkie leaned into Miss Cakes ear.

The conversation between a cake and a Pinkie

"Please OHHH pleeease don't go telling everypony about my crush on Alex..." Pinkie whispered with worry in her voice. Miss Cake sighed and Whispered back.

"Well sweety, you're going to have to tell him sooner or later." She whispered.

"I will, I will...but not while he's on a date, that would be SOOO awkward." Pinkie said as they reached the stairs. Miss Cake turned to Pinkie Pie and nodded in agreement.

"Well we'll talk about it later...Now, take care of them please." Miss Cake said as she went up the stairs to see her childeren. Pinkie turned and went back behind the counter, ready to take the orders of the pony and human at the counter.

Back to the perspective of Alex

"What just happened?" I asked as Pinkie made it behind the counter. She looked at me and smiled.

"Oh Pumpkin and Pound Cake were wanting thier mommy. So I came to get her and saw you were here. Soooo...I thought I would take your orders and let Miss Cake see her little babies." Pinkie Pie said as she put on an blue apron. I nodded my head in agreement. Sounds believable...but what was Miss Cake about to tell us? I thought as Lyra started her own thought. Miss Cake was about to reveal something about Pinkie Pie....I must investigate further. Pinkie Pie also had a look of deep thought. ...A pink dress with a set of matching gala shoe's, the wedding cake will be a chocolate only cake and everything will be covered in streamers. Oh our wedding will be SOOOOOO great... It was a good minute of us staring into the void, having our own thoughts before I spoke up.

"Well, lets get down to business then: I would like a chocolate cupcake please. What would you like Lyra?" Lyra thought for a moment before making a decision.

"I'll take a slice of Orange Swirl Cake please with a strawberry milk shake." Pinkie Pie nodded.

"Okey Dokey, have a seat and I'll bring out your orders." Pinkie then hopped of to the back to either make the items or wait a minute to make us THINK she was making the sweets. We walked over to one of the tables and took a seat. Lyra got the seat to the left of me and leaned her head on my shoulder.

"A REAL date....Its been a while since I'v done this." Lyra stated as she rubbed her cheek on me slightly.

"What do you mean 'real date'?" I questioned ask I raised an eyebrow. Lyra let out a sigh and looked up at me, her eyes filled with a spark of sadness.

"Well..." She started. "...I haven't really been the apple of many stallions eyes. I mean, yeah I've had a few stallions ask me out, but they only saw me as a flank to rut. I never...gave myself to anypony and after Bon Bon was assaulted by her ex, I stoped dating all together. I didn't want anypony hurting my best freind and I didn't want anypony to hurt me like he did her." Lyra by this point had tears sliding down her cheeks, like diamonds falling down from a golden necklace. I felt my heart falling at her statement and it made think about Bon Bon's words during te party. Both of these mares lives were messed up by a bad stallion...I know humans who were like Lyra and Bon Bon... I couldn't take her tears by this point, so I wrapped my arms around Lyra and hugged her with all I have and had.

Lyra was surprised by this, but before she could respond, I spoke to her. "Listen...I know what happene to Bon Bon. But I want to tell you this: I will NEVER hurt the both of you. I will treat you with the respect and love you two deserve. I can't promise you the world, but I can promise you my love." I waited a second, letting my words sink into her. I felt her hooves wrap around me and her head pushing into my chest.

"Thank you....thank you." She said as her hug tightened and mine tightened as well. We stayed this way for a good moment before we were interupted by the pink party pony bringing our orders.

"Awww look at you two, so cute...This may be a problem for us Pinkie." Pinkie said and thought as she placed the items onto the table.

"Thank you Pinkie.." We unwraped ourselves and I reached into my pocket to get my pouch of bits. Pinkie waved her hoove and me.

"Don't worry about it Alex, this one is on me." I looked at her with uncertainty.

"You sure Pinkie? It wouldn't feel right to not pay." Pinkie giggled and lifted the empty tray with the top of her head.

"Don't worry silly, you can repay me back later. But for now, enjoy and have a good...Date?" Pinkie questioned. Lyra nodded and wraped her hooves around my arm.

"Yes, this is the first of our many dates." Lyra stated with happiness. Pinkie smiled.

"Well enjoy you two." Pinkie said as she walked back to the kitchen, leaving me and Lyra to enjoy ourselves. I grabed my chocolate cupcake and took a small bit. The chocolate hit me hard, like getting hit with the Grant. HAHA Dark sould reference. High five self.'mental slap'. The flavor was waaaay better then anything that earth humans could make and the little chocolate chips hidden inside made the whole thing better. I swallowed my bit and smiled big, Lyra giggled at the face I was making.

"Enjoying the cupcake?" She asked while smiling. I nodded my head vigorously and took another bit, with another wave of chocolaty goodness hitting my brain and tounge. A little got on the side of my mouth, I was about to wipe it away but Lyra stopped my with her hoove.

"Here....let me." She leaned forward and licked the bit of muffin of the side of my lips. I was alittle surprised, but was not put off by it. She smiled and leaned in to my ear.

"...Delicious..." She whispered which sent a pleasurable shiver down my spine.

"...What about your sweets?" I mockingly questioned. She giggled a bit, looking at me with half lided eyes.

"...Well...I know something....much sweeter..." She leaned in, her lips coming closer to mine. We were inches, nay micrometers, away from eachothers lips. I could feel her ot breath hitting my lips and I waited for the sweet contact.

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"HEY YOU TWO, HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING EVERYTHING!!??" A happy, loud voice rang loud in our ears. I fell backwards from my seat, as Lyra covered her ears with her hooves. As I hit the floor, my ears were like rivers of blood coming forth from satans big toe. Or thats what it felt like.

"Oh...I'm SOOOO sorry, please I mean it." Pinkie Pie said as she helped me up. My ears were slightly ringing as I waved my hand at her.

"I-it's fine Pinkie. You just scared us alittle." I said as I took my seat, Lyra has removed her hooves from her ears and was looking at Pinkie with a little disdain. I looked at Lyra giving her a light smile, she sighed and returned the smile.

"Well Pinkie, I guess you didn't mean to scare us, so it's ok." Lyra said. Pinkie smiled and hopped up and down.

"Oh thank you, thank you...I promise to not scare you like that EVER again...only on april fools...and halloween....and other holidays where thats acceptable." Pinkie said as she stopped hopping and looked at me.

"Well no harm done." I said as I rubbed Pinkies mane. She giggled at my rubbing and smiled.

"Well I'll let you two have your privacy." She said as she made her way back to the kitchen, leaving me and Lyra to enjoy are sweets and alittle apprehensive about trying a kiss in Pinkies work place.

Good job Pinkie, that will make her think twice before trying anything Like that again. Her inner thoughts told her, Pinkie frowned as she listened to herself. We didn't have to do that...I was going to tell him soon... I highly doubt that Pinkie...now if I was alowed to come out......NO,NO,NO and NO...I'm not letting you "Help" me this time. I'll do this myself. Pinkie angerly said to herself to shut her inner thoughts up. .....Well....Have it your way Pinkie.....but remember: I could make him yours in an instant. Pinkie breathed in sharply and went into the kitchen, to plan out a way to tall Alex her feeling for him.

Author's Note

And with that my friends, is chapter 18. This will be the last chapter for a while, since I will be unable to write after the 12th. But don't fret my dear friends, I shall return!!!!!!

chapter 20: Dinner made for four [Alex perspective] ( part 1 of 4 )

chapter 19: potted plants and a showmare (reader edited and all that jazzy stuff)

Me and Lyra continued to enjoy ourselves. I finished my chocolate muffin and was taking sips of Lyra's strawberry milk shake. Lyra was about finished with her slice of Orange Swirl cake, leaving the orange slice on her plate. I noticed the lonely orange slice resting on the plate, I placed the milkshake down and poked the orange slice with my finger. Lyra noticed my action.

"Hehe what are you doing?" She questioned with a snicker. I looked at Lyra, still poking the orange.

"This orange is SOOOO lonely...look at him, all lonely and unloved." Lyra laughed at my little discription of a lonely orange slice.

"Your silly you know..heheh...but how can mister orange slice be less lonely?" Lyra questioned as she went along with me. I raised my finger in the air and poked her on the nose.

"Let him live in your belly..." I moved my hand to her belly and rubbed it. "...that way: he can come home with us and ride the cutest pony here." I said as kissed Lyra on the nose. Lyra blushed and turned away from me.

"Your silly and sweet, such a perfect combo." She said as she turned back to me and lightly licked my nose. I chuckled then smiled warmly. Lyra picked up the orange then slowly and purposely ate the orange in front of me. Now I'm not the best at knowing whats 'hot' and whats 'not', but Lyra eating a orange slice slowly and making sexual moans....thats pretty fucking hot. I was trying to hide the ever mounting towner being constructed in my pants and trying to remain calm in the face of a mare being frisky. After the orange was gone, she thought it would be a good idea to slowly lick the sticky orange juices from her hoove. Oh non-existent god, please help me with this sexualy ready mare. When the last of the juices were gone, she looked at me with a sly smile and half lided eyes.

"Soooo...ready to go?" She asked with a sultry tone. I nodded, trying to retain a outward apperance of coolness and calm.

"Of course, just let me thank Pinkie for the sweets." I said. Lyra nodded and hopped off the chair.

"Well, I'll be waiting outside. Don't keep me waiting." She said with a mock stern voice. I chuckled then nodded.

"Ok, I wont be long." And with that, Lyra proceeded to walk out the front door. I turned my attention to the counter and walked over to it. I placed my hands on the counter and leaned over the counter. I cleared my throat before calling for her.

"Pinkie!"

"YES?" I was instantly face to face with the pink party pony. I recoiled in surprise but quickly regained my composer.

"Well Pinkie, we are heading out but I wanted to thank you for the sweets. They were really good." Pinkie blushed and giggled.

"Well thank YOU for the complement of my sweets..." I smiled and was about to say something, but was cut off by Pinkie clearing her throat.

"...Can I ask you something Alex?..." I looked at Pinkie questionally and nooded.

"Sure Pinkie, whats up?" Pinkie seemed alittle nervouse and seemed to have a hard time thinking of what to say.

"Well....would you want to, I mean if you don't mind me asking, but...How would you like to..." Before Pinkie could ask her question, two thing happened simultaneously. One: I heard a loud crash and the sound of something flying through the air and two: I felt something hard hit me in the back of my head, the impact wasn't enough to knock me out but it hurt like a fucking bastard.

"OWW..."

The perception of the Lyra

Today has gone great. I thought as I walked to the front door of Sugarcube Corner. Bon Bon might be the head mare, but I got him walking stiff..hehehe. I thought as I made it outside, the sun seemed to be shining brighter then any other day. I let the door close behind me and sighed out in happiness. I moved to the left of the door, so others can come into the shop and I wont be blocking their way. I was looking down the right hoove side of the store, seeing ponies walking in the distance.

"Well, well, welll..." My attention was ripped from the ponies by a familiar voice. I turned my head to face the voice and saw the owner of said voice. The owner was that show mare that was in Canterlot. I looked at her with a expression of confusion and underlying anger.

"...It seems we meet again. Remember me?" She said as she steped forward.

"Yeah...your that tramp showmare that tried to hit on my hubby." The mare contorted her face in anger at my words.

"I see that you havent changed a single thing since we meet...still delusional about my future husband." I felt my temper rise higher as the showmare continued to stare at me with that smug-bucking face of hers. After a moment of intense staring, I decided to break the silence.

"So...what are you doing in Ponyville? Last I remember, I sent you through a window..."

"...along with my husband..."

" HEY!! That was an accident! anyway, you here to try and fail at swooning Alex?" I questioned. The showmare raised an eyebrow then make a face that resembled one of recognition.

"Oh thats his name, well thanks for clearing that up. I wasn't able to get his name the last time we met, since you had to interupt..."

"You forced your bucking self on him! I doubt he would want to know somepony like YOU anyway." The showmare recoiled abit at my statement.

"And why do you say such a thing?" She questioned.

"From the time I spent with him: he's a nice, sweet and caring human. I can tell that he's been hurt before and I don't believe that you can give him the love that me and Bon Bon can." I stated as I knew I spoke the truth. The showare looked angery and seemed to be holding back some serious words.

"How DARE you imply that me: The Great and Powerful Trixie, can't be a loving marefriend. That is such a LIE and I will prove you wrong. Since this 'Bon Bon' seems to be the Headmare in his relationship, I shall speak to her about this matter." I was alittle surprised at her response.

"Wait...How did you know she was the Headmare? and what made you think that I wasn't the Headmare?"

"Well first: you put the person who is most important first, like 'Bon Bon and I'. Second: come on, you dont expect me to believe that the mare that sent him through a window would be the Headmare now do you."

"Hey it could have happened...If Bon Bon didnt get to him and ask him first."

"Enought of this. I have to find this 'Bon Bon' and inquire about being with him too. But before I do...I need to make sure that you wont interfere." Before I could respond, I saw her horn glow a slight blue light and saw a potted plant fly at me. I reacted quickly and dodged the plant, it had enough momentum to go through the doors window and into the bakery. Before me or the showmare could start our brawl, we heard a noise come from inside the bakery.

"OWW..."

Back to Alex's perspective

Two more things happened that moment. One: a pain shot through the back of my head sending my head forward and two: I felt a pair of soft lips connect with mine. I opened my eyes to see Pinkie Pie's eyes staring right back at mine, her eye's seemed to show a sense of shock as our lips stayed connected. My mind was racing as we stayed like this, lip locked, for a good moment.

Pinkies mind

This...is....HAPPENING! Oh...I'm...feeling....Pinkie thought as she experienced the same lip lock as Alex. Wow Pinke, keep calm...Her inner thought said to her. I'm....I'm.....The real Pinkie's lips detached from Alex's as she fell appon the floor....And she's out, great...

Back in reality

I watched as Pinkie fell from me and onto the hardwood floor, I leaned over the counter to see if she was alright. She seemed to be breathing heavy as she looked at me from the floor, I felt bad as I felt it was my fault.

"Oh Pinkie, I…I am sorry…I…" I started to say.

"Its…ok…it wasn't you'r fault…it…was…" Another crash could be heard as a piece of glass fell from the broken window. I looked back to see the glass on the floor.

"Oh I...better see what is going on, I'll...see you later Pinkie"

"bye.."

As soon as Alex is out she just pass out

I removed myself from the counter and proceeded to walk to the door. I reached the door and looked through the hole in the glass, I saw Lyra looking at me and another mare that looked familiar.As soon as Alex is out she just pass out, yep she out. I looked back at Lyra, who seemed to be trying to tell me something through eye movements and weird facial expressions. I was going to ask her about her face when the blue mare spoke up.

"Hello there..." She trotted over next to me. "...I hope you haven't forgotten about me." She said as she leaned into me with her flank. I tried to think back to the time I supposebly meet the mare, my mind racing back to the last 4-5 days that i've been in Equestria. From the white room, the castle and the trainstation, it all was fairly fussy by the fact that I was knocked out twice since coming here. I could remember a mare that matched her color of fur, but couldn't place a name to match it.

"Hmmm...ya, you'r that showmare we saw at Canterlot right? Doing the magic tricks?" I questioned, she beamed a smile to confirm my answer.

"Why yes, I'm glad you remember me. Now why don't we go..."

"Alex..." Lyra said through clinched teeth. "..Can I talk to you for a moment?" She said as she gestured with her hoove to come to her.

"Excuse me for a moment." The showmare nodded with a smile. I walked over to Lyra who motioned for me to lower my head to her. I lowered my head and she started talking in a hushed tone.

"Why are you talking to HER?" She questioned.

"I don't know what you'r talking about Lyra? I mean I remember meeting her at Canterlot, but it's a blur at what happened after...Did something happen that I should be aware of?" I questioned. Lyra looked a little nervous as she took her time with her answer. She sighed and answered.

"Listen...back in Canterlot...I sorta..."

"Lyra, Alex, what are you doing?" We both looked up to see Bon Bon, carrying groceries at her sides. We both smiled.

"Hi Bon Bon!" We both said as Bon Bon gave us a confused look.

"Hi...so what's going on here?" Bon Bon asked as she walked over to us.

"Well...you see Bon Bon...hehe..." Lyra stuttered.

"GREETINGS, you must be Bon Bon. I am the Great and Powerful Trixie!!! and I am here to inquire about joining you'r herd." The showmare( aka Trixie) proclaimed over both me and Lyra.

"What?" Bon Bon questioned as she looked to me. I shruged as Trixie walked over and stood beside me.

"I really don't know Bon Bon...but I'm ready to head home. What about you Lyra?" Lyra nodded and looked to Bon Bon, who seemed ready to.

"I guess we better get going...Trixie, was it?. would you like to come along to talk about you joining?" Bon Bon questioned Trixie, who looked excited at the offer.

"Why yes, that would be nice. Shall we?" and with that all four of us started walking home, with Bon Bon to the left of me, Lyra and Bon Bon to the right of me.

A little dialogue between Lyra and Trixie

"Listen here show-hoe, this can go south for you really quick. So behave and don't be a bucking brat about this." Lyra whispered to Trixie.

"I wouldn't be so sure about this going bad for ME...remember this miss thang, I know what you did to him and me. So if you don't want me telling him, then lets play nice for now and hope for the best." Trixie stated.

"Were's all that 'cockyness' gone?" Lyra questioned.

"This is the first time that I'm actually nervouse...so can you please stop talking and let me think about what will happen next." Trixie stated with a slight shake in her voice.

"Alright fine fine..." With that, Lyra and Trixie stoped talking and continued to there destination.

Author's Note

Hello everypony, Im back!!! sorry for a short chapter, but after being gone and almost forgeting what I was writing. Tends to make things short on the come back. So hope you guys enjoy and please tell me what you think.

Bonus chapter acquired: a surprise visit.

chapter 20: Dinner made for four Alex perspective

It took only twenty minutes to get back to Lyra and Bon Bon's house with Trixie at my side. I walked ahead of them to open and hold the door open for the three ladies, each entered and gave me a thank you for my knowing of common courtesy. I walked in behind the ladies and closed the door behind me. I walked into the living room, were Bon Bon and Trixie were both sitting on the couch making small talk. I didn't see Lyra and that confused me alittle.

"Bon Bon...did Lyra go to her room?" I asked as I pointed my thumb upstairs. Bon Bon looked at me and nodded her head.

"Yeah...she seemed to be in a hurry to get to her room." She said. I looked upstairs towards Lyra's room with concern. Thinking that Lyra was upset about something serious.

"Want me to check on her?...to make sure she's alright?" I asked in concern for Lyra. Bon Bon nodded in approval before getting up off the couch and walking over to me.

"Go check on her...she will open up more to you then I could when she acts this way...trust me. Anyway, I'll make me and Trixie some tea, then me and her will talk about her joining us in our herd." I nodded at Bon Bon's statement. I turned to the stairway and made my way up them. I reached the top and made my way ro her door, I placed my ear against it and listened for a moment. I heard her hooves clopping back and forth and her hushed voice talking and muttering in a volume hard to hear. I removed my ear and then knocked on the door. I heard her cloping stop and her walk slowly to her door, she opened the door and looked up at me.

"Hey Lyra...can I come in?" I asked while rubbing the back of my head. Lyra nodded and steped aside to let me in. I steped in, walked to her bed and sat on the edge. She closed the door behind her and made her way over to me.

"You seem upset Lyra...what's wrong?" I asked her as she got onto her bed and layed down with her head in my lap. She let out a sigh before speaking.

"I'm just worried..." Lyra let out with a heavy sigh close behind. I lightly placed my hand on her mane and softly stroked her hair, this seemed to relax her abit.

"Worried about what Lyra?" I asked as I continued to stroke her mane.

"Well...I'm worried that, If Trixie joins our herd. that I will not get time to spend with you..." Lyra looked away from me after finishing her statement. I understood what she was saying, knowning that three ladies would mean time between the three of them will be tight and hard to manage.

"Lyra...you don't need to worry about that, I will always have time for you..."

"But, knowing that Trixie, she would want to spend more time with you then me and Bon Bon. and THAT'S what worries me...that you will enjoy your time with her then with me and Bon Bon." Lyra had tears forming in her eyes as she finished her statment. I used my free hand to wipe away the tear.

"Lyra...this whole thing is new to me...a herd, having multipule ladies to love, this is all new and kinda confusing...but I can say that I will try and give you all the love you, Bon Bon and even Trixie needs..." I finished, allowing the words I spoke to seep in. I watched as she let my words swirl around in her mind, letting the statement go through the proper parts of her brain to let her make a response to what I said. But I couldn't see inside her brain so I just watched her face make this cute thinking face.

After a moment of her thinking face, she looked at me with a small smile. "I know this is different and kinda weird for a human, but I believe you and I know you know what you're doing...If that makes sense." She giggled at her own confusing statement and I chuckled as well. I brushed my fingers through her mane and this made her giggle more, I smile at her silliness. After her giggle fit, she moved herself up so that she could wrap her front hooves around me. She hugged me with such compasion, that I couldn't help but hug her back. As our embrace ended, we heard the door open. We both turned our heads to see Bon Bon standing in the doorway.

"Well..." She started as Lyra and I watched her with curiosity. "...Two things actually: One, what would you two like for dinner and two, Trixie will be joining our herd." While I was thinking of wanting some pasta for dinner, Lyra was lightly twitching and seemed to be angry....

Author's Note

short chapter but sorry im finding it hard to find time to write, so please whoever is reading my story to please stay calm as I work out time and space.

Chapter 21: Great and Powerful self-control Pt 1 { Lyra's perspective-Part 2 of 4} [Edited]

Bonus chapter acquired: a surprise visit.

It has been five minutes since Alex left with Lyra and Bon Bon, Leaving Pinkie Pie to clean up glass from the broken door window. She used the kitchen broom to sweep the glass near the door back towards the counter, where she swepted it into a dust bin. Since she wasn't a unicorn and couldn't use magic, she had to place the dust bin near the small garbage can under the counter. When the last of the glass was inside the dust bin, she lifted the dust bin and dumped the contents into the garbage can. Once she glass was cleaned up, she went into the kitchen and grabbed a large sheet of wax paper. She returned to the front of the store and walked over to the door, with wax paper in tow. She got onto her back hooves and began to cover the place where the glass use to be, making a note in her mind to go find Easy Fix to repair their window. Pinkie sighed as she swept the glass into the dust pan, Pinkie began to think of Alex.

Oh, why can't I just tell him how I feel? This is just like when Twilight had a crush on the owner of that Quill and couch shop. But instead of being a grown mare, I'm acting like a scared silly filly. Oh what to do...

"Let me get that for you."

"Thank you..." Pinkie said in response. As she turned around to head into the kitchen, she froze in place. She turned her head back around to come face to face with a smiling white Pegasus.

"SURPRISE!!!!" shouted the white mare, sending her stumbling onto her plot. She looked up to examine the flying mare. Her coat was as white as the frosting on a wedding cake, her mane was a bright yellow that seemed to outshine Celestia's sun and her eyes held the same bright yellow. Pinkie's mind processed all these facts at lighting fast speed, until it came to a conclusion.

"Surprise?..." The mare folded her hooves and nodded her head.

"Surprise Ellinore Pie!!" Pinkie exclaimed as she hoped up onto her hooves. The Pegasus folded her wings in and landed on the hardwood floor, the two embraced in a tight hug. The two stayed like this for a moment before breaking it and smiling at each other.

"So surprise, what are you doing in Ponyville? I thought you were in Trottingham?"

"Well..." Surprise started. "I was working in the bakery there for a few months as you know..." Pinkie nodded in acknowledgement. "Anyway, the owners decided that I should take a vacation, since I haven't taken a day of since I started working there."

"Yay, yay, YAY...I get to spend time with my favorite cousin. But where are you staying? Do you need me to ask the cakes if you can stay with us?" Pinkie was about to bolt upstairs faster then a wonderbolt, but Surprise stopped her before the trail of fire started.

"Pinkie, pinkie...I'm staying at a bed and breakfast down the road...But I need to ask you something..." Surprise said. Pinkie looked at Surprise with a concerned look.

"What is it Surprise?" She asked. Surprise looked back at the door and looked back at Pinkie.

"On my way here...I saw this big, tall...creature walking with three mares...Any idea what that was?" Pinkie looked confused for a second before her checks felt hotter then her cupcake oven. She looked down at the floor then back at Surprise.

"Well...that's...Um...Alex Byrd...He's a Human." Pinkie stuttered as she tried to hide her rosy checks. Surprise looked at Pinkie with a raised eyebrow.

"OoooKay....I got one more question..." Pinkie looked at Surprise, Surprise looked back at Pinkie.

"Why are your checks red?"

"Um...." Pinkie looked left then right. "... Can we talk about this in my room...upstairs." Surprise looked at Pinkie with a confused look, but nodded her head in agreement. Pinkie nodded and lead Surprise upstairs towards her room.

Minutes later and a few sweets later

"So...You like this human named Alex..."

"...Yes..."

"....and you want to ask him out on a date..." Surprise stopped to get another cookie.

"...Uh hu..." Pinkie said as she looked aside.

".....But you say that three other mares are after him, One already has him, the other wants to marry him and the other other one wants to, to put it lightly 'buck his brains out'. That right so far?" Surprise asked as she hoped of the floor and went over to the bed where Pinkie was laying. Pinkie looked down and nodded her head.

"Hmmm...Ever think that you could form a Herd with them?" Pinkie's head shot up at Surprises question.

"WHAT?! what would make you think he's interested in a Herd. What if he thinks I'm some crazy head for even suggesting that?" Pinkie said while looking at Surprise for a answer to her question. Surprise thought for a moment, turning away from Pinkie and pacing back and forth. This lasted for a minute, Pinkie looking at Surprise the whole time. Surprise turned back to Pinkie with a confident look on her face and in her eyes.

"I got it..." Surprise said as she looked at Pinkie. Pinkie's ears shot up and she perked up to hear the answer.

"What? what's the solution?" Surprise motioned for Pinkie to lean in closer. Pinkie leaned her head close to Surprise, Surprise put her mouth close to ear before whispering her solution.

.....
.......
........

"Ask him." Pinkie's eyes widened as the simple, yet complicated solution to her predicament. Just ask him? Ask him if he's ok with a Herd type of relationship? Why didn't I think of that?? Because you wouldn't listen to me or let me help you.

"Quiet you!" Pinkie shouted at herself.

"What?" Surprise asked in confusion. Pinkie looked back at Surprise.

"Sorry Surprise, was thinking to myself and disagreed with myself." Pinkie said.

"Oooh I see." Surprise said as she sat down on her plot. Pinkie got down from her bed and paced the floor in deep though.

"Now...How do I tell him?" Pinkie said as she continued to pace in thought. Surprise thought along with her, letting her mind think along with her cousins mind. The two thought for a long twelve seconds before Surprise came up with an idea.

"Where do's he live?" She asked Pinkie.

"He lives with the two that want to date him to. Why?" Pinkie asked. Surprise got up from the floor and headed towards the door.

"Well lead the way cousin..." She said to Pinkie. Pinkie walked towards Surprise.

"Why??" Pinkie questioned as Surprise opened the door before turning towards Pinkie with a smile on her face.

"Because we are going over there and YOU are going to tell him how you feel." Surprise said. Pinkie was shocked at the response that Surprise gave her, she was about to respond but couldn't fast enough. Because Surprise grabbed her hooves and using unknown strength from the great 4th wall breaking zone, dragged Pinkie out the door of her room, down the stairs, and out the front door of Sugar Cube Corner.

Towards an already occurring set of events that is unknown to the two mares.

chapter 22: a white surprise and two pink checks{ Alex perspective part 3 of 4} Finished

Chapter 21: Great and Powerful self-control Pt 1 { Lyra's perspective-Part 2 of 4} [Edited]

I could feel my face burn hotter then any fire Celestia herself could make. I couldn't believe that show tramp mare is joining us for dinner. The thought of having her sit next to my man is almost unbearable, I mean her...next to Alex...being all trampy and snuggly with him.

"Lyra..." Making small talk with him, with a lustful undertone.

"Lyra..." Then tries to convince him to say in HER room tonight,no doubt Bon Bon offered her a room.

"Lyra..." 'it's a new house. I might get scared.' Yeah right.

"LYRAAAAA!!!!"

I was snapped out of my deep thought by Bon Bon yelling at me. I shook my head and looked at Bon Bon, who looked mighty confused. I shook my head and regained my composer fast.

"Hmm, ugh what?" Smooth Lyra, like sandpaper.

"Do you understand what I said?" Bon Bon said to me. I nodded with a smile.

"Yes, yes, you asked what we would like for dinner. Now I was thinking of something along the lines of pasta...."

"...and the rest?" Bon Bon interrupted. I looked at Bon Bon.

"Hmmm what, what rest?" Come on lyra, play it cool. remain calm...Remain.Calm.

"Do you understand that Trixie will be joining us?" Ok Lyra, think, think, THINK....Ok you can do this. I breathed in and breathed out.

"Yes I do, and I think Trixie and Alex will enjoy your dandelion pasta." I said as a smile crossed Bon bon's face.

"Well that's good and look at me thinking you still resented her. Your more mature then you look..."

" Thank you...wait..." I started.

"Now, before I make dinner I have to go to the market to get some pasta..." I looked at her for a moment then remembered something.

"Wait, remember I got groceries yesterday." I said when the memory of yesterday ran through my mind. I noticed that Bon Bon had a look of annoyance on her face as she turned to face me.

"If you remember still from yesterday, I was going to ask you if you picked up some pasta from the market. But I was cut short since I meet Alex then and when we went to the party." Bon Bon said as she turned back towards the door. "...now while I'm at the market with Alex..."

"Wait, why are you going?" I asked Alex. Alex shrugged as he placed his hand on my head.

"To keep Bon Bon company on the way and back." He said as he leaned in and kissed me on the forehead. I smiled from the kiss. I followed them out of my room and down the stairs, I stood near the door as Alex opened the door for Bon Bon. I waved at them before the door closed. I sighed before turning around to head back upstairs, but before I could start towards the stairs I saw the show mare sitting on my side of the couch. She apparently saw me to, so we were staring at each other.

Alex and Bon Bon

I closed the door behind me and started our journey towards the market. I turned my attention to Bon Bon.

"Hey Bon Bon..."

"Yes?" Bon Bon replied.

"....you think we should have left them two alone?" I asked, not knowing the outcome of our little constructed lie. Bon Bon thought for a moment before answering.

"Well...Lyra will have to accept that Trixie wants to be apart of our little herd and they need to learn to live with each other."

"But what if they end up destroying the house?" I questioned. Bon Bon chuckled at that.

"I'll make them clean up the mess....besides, I said they have to learn to live with each other, not like each other. If they fight, they fight. But they will get use to the idea of sharing you." I laughed at her amusing answer.

"Well that's one way of looking at it....honestly, still alittle unsure how to handle three ladies at once." I told her. Bon Bon looked at me and nuzzled my side, I smiled at her.

"Don't worry, things will work out...and besides you can come to me for comfort and love too." She said nuzzling more into my side. I chuckled and placed my hand back as we walked on.

Author's Note

After weeks of inactivity and non updating, I The Great and Awesome xXmentracksXx has returned!!!!

-Thunder clap activate- yes I have been gone and promised to keep you updated, but alas things have been kinda on the poop side. but don't fear, I will post the story updates and chapters when time is available. So don't leave me my friends, I have thought this story through and will not let it die.

PEACE THE LOVE OUT!!!!! till next time.

P.s sorry for short chapter but this is only part 1 of 2 of part 2.......made more sense in my head.

chapter 23: the great and powerful catfight. {Trixie/Lyra perspective 4 of 4}

chapter 22: a white surprise and two pink checks{ Alex perspective part 3 of 4} Finished

The walk to the market didn't take that long, in fact Bon Bon and I arrived at the market in less then 2 minutes. I followed Bon Bon as she looked through a few stalls, looking for the pasta that we required. After a few moments walking, we came to a stall that sold a variety of pasta's. Some I recognized: Spaghetti, macaroni, ravioli and those weird spiral pasta's. Bon Bon looked up at me, with a smile on her face.

"So what kind do you think we should get?" She asked. I though for a moment, considering the possibilities.

"Hmm...how about the ravioli. What's the middle filled with?" I stated, the pony, who had a dark green coat and brown hair, running the stand looked at me with a smile that told me she knew the contents of the ravioli.

"The ravioli has a nice daffodil and vegetable paste, that when cooked, give it a firm yet creamy texture." The pony stated while waving a hoove over the pasta in question. Bon Bon "ohhed" over the pasta as he continued to explained the other variety of fillings for ravioli and the other types he had on display. I let Bon Bon pick the pasta, since my pasta interest was only as far as 'cook, eat and eat more'. As the two conversed over the pasta, I decided to walk around the market.

I viewed many of the stalls and merchandise: A few fruit stands, a couple of vegetable stands, a vender selling a few necklaces, one selling giant jars of jam with a pony nearly orgasming0 in the jam.

"Ya...that's odd." I whispered to myself as I pasted by. I was a few feet away when I heard a familiar voice.

"APPLES, APPLES FOR SALE!." I walked over to the pony that was yelling the sale of apples. Her coat was a even orange color, her mane and tail was blond in a pig tail, and her cutie mark was three red apples. Plus she was wearing a cowboy hat, didn't know which kind not a cowboy apparel expert. I walked over towards her, but she turned her head and noticed me coming.

"Well howdy there partner, didn't think I would see you here." she said in a country accent. I nodded and rubbed the back of my head.

"ya, just here with Bon Bon...It's Applejack right?" I questioned. She smiled and crossed her left hoove and back hoove.

"That's right partner, I figured you would have forgotten me." she stated. I nodded and looked at her apples...on sale.

"Well I have a pretty decant memory....So whatcha selling here? Apples?" I asked. Her smile widened and waved her hoove over her apples.

"That's right, me and my family grow the best darn apples this side of Equestria. Would you like one?" She asked. I thought for a brief moment.

"Sure." She expertly used her tail to toss a apple towards me, I caught it and examined the apple. hmmm, yes....the size matches that of a apple...the color correlates to my understanding of 'apples'... I take the apple and place it on my lips before opening my lips and crunching on it. The burst of flavor washed over my tongue and the flavor intensified with each crunch of the apple that resided in my mouth.

"Hmmm....these are really good." I stated as I took another bit of the apple. Applejack smiled big and tipped her hat at me.

"Why thank ya partner, we've been growin 'em for years. We know how to grow 'em sugar cube." She said as I continued to eat the apple, when I reached the core I looked around to find a trashcan. As I spied around, I noticed a pink blur coming my way and a white blur above the pink blur. My mind couldn't put detail to the blurs before the pink blur collided with me and sent me back a foot. I shook my head and looked down in my lap, there pinkie pie was rubbing the side of her head with her hoove and a white Pegasus hovering a foot away giggling at us.

"Howdy Pinkie." Applejack said with amusement in her voice.

"Pinkie?" I questioned as I looked at pinkie. she looked up at me with a goofy grin.

"HI ALEX!" pinkie exclaimed quite loudly as she hugged me. I was alittle surprised by her loudness but it was good to see her, so I hugged her back.

"Hello Pinkie, did you finish up cleaning?" I questioned. She looked at me with a confused look then it seemed to click in her mind.

"huh.....OHHHH, yes I finished up. Oh yeah, surprise this is him." She said to the white Pegasus who landed next to Pinkie Pie. I looked at the mare and I thought that those two look alot alike: From the facial features, to the hair, their tail, even the way they look at me. It was kinda ser-real to see these two. But I had to be polite and get to know this mare, so I stood up and patted the back of my pants.

"Well hello, I'm Alex Byrd." I said as I waved at her with one hand. She waved one of her hooves at me in response.

"Hello I'm Surprise." She said before hugging me as tight as she could. My chest felt like it was being crushed by either a car or a rather large case of books, not sure at the moment. I hugged her back and she let go with a smile.

"Sorry I hug new friends and old friends....anyone really...Hugs are nice that way." she exclaimed, her words made sense considering that this world is nice and friendly unlike 4CHAN. so I hugged her back and she seemed to like that, I took a moment to look her over. Her coat was a white color, kinda like cream but whiter, her mane was a bright yellow as well as her tail and her cutie mark was like Pinkie Pie's but her balloons were purplish.

I noticed Pinkie talking to Applejack,Must be talking about womanly mare stuff. So I turned my attention to Surprise and we started to talk.

Pinkie Pie moved over to Applejack as her cousin hugged Alex.

"Pss...Applejack..." She whispered to applejack, who turned her head to Pinkie Pie.

"Ya Pinkie?" She asked.

"Can I ask you something....Personal?" Pinkie replied. Applejack nodded.

"Sure Pinkie...."

"But you can't tell ANYPONY...Ok?" Applejack looked confused but nodded again. Pinkie looked back at Alex, who was having a conversation with Surprise, She moved close to Applejack and whispered in her ear.

"I think I'm in love with Alex..." Pinkie expected a gasp of a look of confusion, but all she got from Applejack was....

"We already know that sugar cube." She said in a sweet tone. Pinkie was confused.

"How did you guys figure it out?" Pinkie questioned. Applejack gave her a look that was a cross between "we know you" and "It wasn't hard".

"Pinkie, you wouldn't stop talking about him to us....I'm mighty surprised ya had so much to say about him, must of left a mighty fine impression." Applejack stated. Pinkie could feel her checks getting redder with embarrassment.

I kinda figured this would happen....your too talkative.

I learned alot about Surprise...More then I thought possible from our 3 minute talk. She told me about her favorite jams, candies, sweets, her job, her planed/up coming/future/non planed Parties, her cat, her dog, her friends, how her griffin friend pranked a old mare with her tail, and her favorite shampoo. I'm very surprised that my brain still works after the non stop talking. I looked towards the pasta stand and noticed Bon Bon walking towards us, I waved at her and she waved back.

"Well Surprise, It was a pleasure to meet you. But I have to get going." I told her as I started walking towards Bon Bon. Surprise smiled and nodded, she gave me a quick hug and flew over to Pinkie and Applejack.

"So I see you made a new friend." Bon Bon said playfully as we walked.

"Yeah she's really nice....talkative but nice....So ready to head home?" I said to Bon Bon.

We walked through the market, with Bon Bon carrying her groceries and us heading home to Lyra and Trixie...hopefully with minimal damage done to the house/

Author's Note

Holy pizza jesus, its been long but yay this chapter done.

Might not be the best chapter, but it was done between doctor visits and sick days.

so forgive spelling errors that may pop up and the pacing.

but you readers are the best for sticking with me and I loves you all.

chapter 1: welcome to...where am i? (edited)

I was dreaming of flying, mostly because I would love to fly on a plane, or because I just hit a hard floor. I was jolted wake at the sudden pain of hitting. now, I'v been on many floors: carpet, manoliam, dirt.....but, this floor was of cold concrete. I looked around to see what was around me and what I could see is fuck all. The room was pitch black and I was hungery. I carefully stood up and hoped for some light. suddenly, a extremely bright light came on from all around me.

While I was waiting for the skin to grow back on my eye balls, a voice came over what sounded like a intercom. "Hello can you hear me?" said a female voice. " Yes, I can hear you. but where am I?" I asked while looking up from where the voice was coming from.

" All in good time, now I'm going to ask a series of questions and after that a quick personality exam. sound good to you?"

" Yes, but first, can I have something to eat? I'm starving."

" After the exam, you may have something to eat and drink."

" Ok, sounds good." I said.

" Good, now first question: what do you know about "ponies"?" said the female voice.

Ponies? what do's this have to do with the small horses i see at carnavals and farms. but whatever, i'll play your game girl. " Umm....I like them, I guess." I told the voice. " thats good." she stated. " Question two: are you open to the possibility of change in your life?"

another strange question. whats going on here? and why can't i remember anything but who i am? this is getting weird, but i got to stay cool to figure out whats going on. i thought as the voice came back on. "hello still there?" the voice said in a worried tone. " Yes I'm still here and yes, I'm open to change. I'm here aren't i?" I said with i chuckle.

" That is true, now final question, this determines your eligibility.." eligibility? to what? " into the next step. now here is the question: are you open minded to any form of sentient being, of any form or shape?" she said. this question really throught me off: what do's that mean? and what happens if i say no? oh, what the hell is going on? I was thinking and thinking, untill I came to my answer.

" If said being can think, act with freewill and can display emotions. then yes, I can respect and associate myself with said being." I said with confidence. the voice remaind silent for what seemed like forever. I felt a sence of dread of what i said wasn't what they were hoping for. then the intercom crackled on.

" You seem to have blown me away with what you said and I believe that continuing the personality exam will be unnecessary. I believe you are kind of heart and display a personality that well suites this world. now if you would please step throught the door and follow the hallway to the end, I'll be waiting for you to explain everything." she said as the intercom went silent. I was so happy this was over. but one thing was going throught my mind as i walked to the now open wall. "personality well suited to this world?" what the hell could that imply? was i tansported to a alien planet? was this somesort of government trick? or am I as crazy as I hope I wasn't? i don't know, I just don't know.

I entered the hallway the ladie said to, it was a long, white walled hallway that seemed to strech on and on. I started walking and walking and walking. my mind was still runing the thoughts back in the room and to who, or what, awaited me at the end of the hallway. after what seemed like hours of walking, I came to a small room. there was a asortment of small plants, a couch, a table with books of many kinds and a table with some fruit and drink near the wall parallel to the couch. this almost seemed like a waiting room in a docters office. the air was nice and cool, with what smelled like apple scent filling my nose. I looked at the table of fruit and saw a juisy looking apple. oh god that apple looks good. i don't think they would mind..... I thought as I inched my way over to the fruit. I reached the table and grabed the apple and began to bit into it. the flavor was out of this world, no pun intended, and the sweetness was almost like candy. but before I could take another heavenly bit, I heard a voice from across the room.

" Enjoying the apple?" said the same voice from the intercom, but now closer and more real sounding. I turned my head to the voice when I spotted the purple colored, what looked like a pony, standing near the table of books. I froze for what seemed like hours just looking at the creature. the pony had a dark purple kind of mane with stripes of pinkish and a lighly darker purple. Its tail mached its mane and it seemed to have what looked like a tatoo on her butt. the pony looked behind it and looked at me and smiled lightly.

" Are you looking at my cutie mark aren't you?"

" Your what? that tatoo?" I said as I pointed a finger at the tatoo/cutie mark thing.

" Yes, well this is what we get when we discover our special talent." the pony said with a proud smile.

" I'm sorry, but who are you?" I said as I got use to the thought of a talking pony

she seemed have composed herself as she got onto the couch. " I'm sorry, I got got side tracked, now my name is twilight sparkle and before you ask, I already know your name." she said.

" Ok then, whats my name then?" i told twilight sparkle with the smugest of voices.

twilight got a huge smile on her face as she began to speak. " Your name is alex byrd, you were born in the year 1993, your first embarrassing moment was when you vomited on your 5th grade crush after eating to much cheese and you have a bad memory with dogs. hows that?" when she finished, I could have sworn my brain was working before that moment.

" How do you know all this stuff about me? have you been stalking me all my life?" I said as i hand my mental ass to me.

she giggled as she spoke. " Well, when you came here, you signed a waver saying we could preform a memory scan on your mind. now, there may have been some memory lose after the scan, but they will come back to you after few hours. now any questions?"

oh, there are so many questions that come to mind that i could ask at this point. but there was only one question that i cared to know at this point.

" Yes, I have one question......where is the bathroom?"

Chapter 9: The Pinkie and The Train ( Super short chapter warning )

My brian was like pudding at this point. I was trying my best to even begin to think of a single possible way that a pink pony, a pink FREAKIN' pony, came out of Twilight's sattlebag. Twilight seemed to be suffering from the same 'brain-pudding-ing' as me.

" OH TWILIGHT, YOU SAID YOU WOULD BE BACK YESTARDAY AND NOW ITS TODAY. WHAT'S TAKING YOU SOOOO LONG?" The Pinke pony said as she got fully out of Twilights sattlebag and sat down next to her.

" WHAT!!?? HOW.....WHY......WHERE....." I stamered out as my brain was rebooting from shut-down. The pink pony looked up at me and went all wide eyed. Her mouth hanging open in, what I asumed to be fright.

" OH MY GOSH.....YOU MUST BE THE THING TWILIGHT WAS TALKING ABOUT BEFORE SHE LEFT PONYVILLE!! IT'S SOOO COOL TO ACTUALY MEET A....WHAT YOU CALL IT TWILIGHT A 'HU-MANE'? " Pinkie pie asked quite loudly.

Twilight shock her head. " Yes Pinkie, this is the human and his name is Alex." Twilight said as she pointed a hoove at me.

I smiled and waved at Pinkie Pie. In an instant: she smiled, jumped at me, hugged me, and nearly made me hit my head on the back of my seat.

" IT'S SUPER, DUPPER, OPPER.." Opper? "...TO MEET YOU ALEX, MY NAME IS PINKIE PIE AND WE'RE GOING TO BE THE BEST OF FRIENDS!!! WELL HAVE SO MUCH FUN TOGETHER!!! " Pinkie said as she began to hug the life out of me.

Then I heard it.....a sound that made the hairs on the back of my neck stand at attention. A sound that made my soul shrink to the size of a sweet pea......It was the sound of a growling Lyra. I looked to my left to see Lyra, wild eyed and staring daggers at Pinkie Pie.

" Get your....Hooves off my.....HUMAN HUBBY!!!!"

Lyra pounced.........

Pinkie Pie ducked.......

Twilight gasped..........

And I went head first into the train window.........

Then everything went black..........

Author's Note

Sorry for the very sort chapter update, by brain is overwelmed with thoughts Dark Souls ownage and CoD:Bo2 killage. Will get a few short chapters going atcha to give the story more chapters and so I can take some character suggestions from you, the readers, as a little "Thank you" for reading and maybe liking/faving.

Oky doky loky.....bye bye friends.

Chapter 24: hospitable hospital

chapter 23: the great and powerful catfight. {Trixie/Lyra perspective 4 of 4}

[ Lyra/Trixie confrontation ]

The room was filled with a silence that rang in your ear. Lyra, looking at Trixie, Trixie looking back at Lyra. Both mares stared at each other, Lyra with a annoyed look upon her face and Trixie looking confusedly at Lyra.

"Why are you looking at the great and powerful Trixie in such a way?" Trixie asked in an annoyed tone in her voice.

"Well, your great and powerful plot is in my spot." Lyra said, pointing her hoove at Trixie. Trixie gave a huff and turned her head looking away from Lyra.

"Well I dont see your name on the cushion..." She said as she sunk her plot into the soft cushion, trying to annoy Lyra. Which worked like a charm.

"Why you little..." Before Trixie knew it, she was tackled and was feeling Lyra's weight on her chest. Trixie quickly and with quite a bit of force, shoved her hooves in Lyra's face, trying to get Lyra of her chest. Lyra, feeling a bit of pain from the Trixies hooves hit her face, fell backwards and hit her head on the coffee table. Trixie paused, hearing Lyra hit her head, she started to feel bad about using too much force. Lyra stood up, stumbled a bit and collapsed on the corner of the couch. Trixie watched Lyra, then quickly made her way to Lyra.

"Lyra?....Lyra?!" Trixie frantically stated as she quickly pulled Lyra on to couch and turned her head and body side-ways. She gave a groan and a small amount of saliva came streaming out of the corner of her mouth. Trixie started to panic, hopping she didnt accidentally kill a mare.

Trixie made a quick decision, she ran to the door, opened it, and ran towards the market to find Alex and Bon Bon.

[ Alex/Bon Bon ]

Was we started to see Bon Bon and Lyra's house, Me and Bon Bon could see Trixie running towards us. Bon Bon and I looked at each other, confused at the sudden speeding Trixie heading towards us.

"Trixie?.....come to help us..." Before Bon Bon could finish her sentence, Trixie cut her off.

"Alex...huff huff....Bon Bon...huff...Lyra hurt herself.." Me and Bon Bon looked at Trixie with both shock and a dash of fear.

"What?! what happened?!" I asked in worry of Lyra. Bon Bon looked like she was about to start crying, her best friend was possibly seriously hurt, so I could understand her worries.

"I was sitting on the couch...apparently on her side and she tackled me...I pushed her off and she hit her head on the coffee table....but we need to hurry to make sure shes still ok..." With that said, Trixie turned and ran back to the house, with me and Bon Bon in hot pursue.

Author's Note

Oh man....I'm back? positively mad!! but hopefully ya'll still love me...please love me, im a lonely guy.

but I hope yall enjoy this new chapter.