Chapter 3 - Here For A Buckin

The day lingered on after Derpy's delivery, both the purple book and Screwball's antics keeping me preoccupied until Twilight's return. What did this all mean? Was I gonna be allowed to see everyone's favorite british science pony? All of these thoughts raced and continued to rush to my head, one after the other until I decided to lay my head down on the wooden table.

The very same table I had saw the pink and purple apparition before...

"Screwball, if you're there...Give me a sign! Anyhing!?"

"You rang?"

My heart sinks and I feel a deep pit in my stomach while I stopped to think this over...A mare that shouldn't even be here in a place that I'm a guest in...fully spread and presenting...

"Are you trying to seduce me, Screwball?"

I smugly choked, attempting to get ahead of this absurd situation.

"What do you think, silly? I may only have five minutes before I poof but I sure know what to do with them..."

The mischievous mare mocked, a pair of warm panties being tossed at my face. These delicate little undies were small, but oh so important...and dare I question even real!? I pocket the undies and wrap my arms around this mare's waist, lying her down and positioning her legs around my neck, hooves on each shoulder.

"You're gonna tell me what's going on and how I can stop this or I'll make you cum..."

"Or you'll make me cum? Either way we're both getting what we want..."

Screwball cutely said as I lean up, face buried up her skirt and into a soft fuzzy crotch. I began to breathe hard as I forced my lips against this mare's, slowly mouthing words along her labia. This was far too familiar theough muscle memory, and soon enough I was passionately eating out this spawn of chaos with ease!

"Gah...That...Feels really ticklish! Welp, let's just say I'm not the only force out there who misses your touch!"

Screwball whined out, slowly becoming putty in my hands...or should I say my mouth! The moment then turned into a loud messy eating session, I grab her stubby cute legs and angle them straight up. I then get the spectacular idea to spread her precious pink pussy open with my fingers. The tastes, satisfying groans and sighs all led up wonderfully! I tugged her tail harshly while I continued sucking and slobbering all over her mare hood.

"Mhmm! You're more than just a human in Equestria cliche, Orion...You can set me free, make me real...Release me!"

I closed my eyes and had a moment to myself, relishing in ecstacy that this naughty mare was starting to climax. The more I ate, the more information I got out of this premonition pandering pony! I grabbed her tail again, this time leading to a gush of warm cum squirting out.

"Awe! I'm cumming! I'm...cumming..."

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Screwball had told me what she could after coming to, and even hearing a full explanation, I still was left with many questions. Why me? How many times had I been through this exact scenario? Was it really a good idea to break the cycle?

And could I really trust this mare?

It wasn't until afternoon when Twilight returned home, and with some good news! I then decided to berate her for abandoning me earlier today...

“Twilight, tell me this...Where have you been all morning? And are we having the gals over dinner tonight?”

“Why, yes! And well I trotted into Rarity today...She’s sewing up some custom garments per your...size. How exactly did you guess that?”

She paused and smiled awkwardly to me, a levitated, glowing brown bag of groceries landing on the table. I then proceeded to help her wash some lettuce, cucumbers and tomatoes in the kitchen. As the day progressed into night, I told her about the ominous purple book, and of my strange giddiness. After peeling the cucumbers and explaining what I meant more to her, I could see she was growing skeptical.

“Listen, everything will be fine! My friends wanna get to know you and our relationship, and if anything odd comes up, I’ll know you and I can handle it.”

Twilight said while I had finished dicing up the cucumbers, she cheesily hugged me before I could finish up setting the table. It was interesting that Applejack would not be present this time around, as I could’ve sworn I had seen this exact scenario playout before...

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"Orion! You havent even touched your cucumber celery salad!"

Twilight sassily proclaimed while I fidgetily forked with my food. I didn't exatly want to spill my guts about the prior events while i was home alone. Twilight had returned to my unsure aid moments after Derpy, and now with the mane six. Who knows how this elegant sofisticated mare would handle my shenanigns. Was whe really my marefrined? Was this more than a one night stand!? And if what Screwball told me earlier was true...

I have a chance to prevent this reality from imploding on itself...

"Listen everypony, I've been having a familiar mindset of this evening and-"

Before I could finish speaking to Twilight in private, the conversation had sparked and we were in the thick of it now! This was to be a post meeting about me and my arrival of living in Equestria, bunked with Twilight Sparkle in the library. The more I thought to myself, the more a sudden rush of Deja Vu came. I continued to tune in and out, staring down at my plate of delicious looking veggies and cherry tomatoes. It was at this point I listened to the ongoing conversation, where Twilight had just thanked Rarity for crafting my new threads!

...and for the strangest reason I knew exactly what to say...or dare I mean what Rarity was about to say! Without even thinking I suddenly shouted across the table:

"Why thank you for the custom jeans and T shirts...and yes that is my actual skin color.."

...

The table goes to a dead silence, you could hear a pin drop...and it was such an off feeling...Deja Vu...

"Oh, aheh, I assure you darling it was only in good fun...but how uncanny..."

"I get it! Rarity! Cuz he's weird lookin!"

Pinkie Pie cutely quipped, she even giggled! The genuinely honest sense of humor made me feel a whole lot better than how cringey this dinner just got.

"Pfft, we've come across much stranger looking creatures, honestly he's not half bad...Maybe if he walked on all fours..?"

Rainbow Dash stopped to smile at me, a certain quirk that I could tell was playful. I stared back for a little longer than I should have, as she winked at me while Fluttershy began to give her "two cents."

More like two bits!

This was far too strange, I can recall all of this, maybe not every little detail but I can guess how most of this will play out...I certainly remember saying, or rather thinking, such a cheesy joke! Two bits? That's a dad joke.

"I thought it was pretty funny! Hey Orion, try to see if you can change these mare's actions! Try bringing up Doctor Whooves!"

The transcending sinister tones of Screwball crept through my head, such absurd timing! I smiled down at my plate and picked at a cherry tomato, chewing the plump lush delectable. I couldn't believe this, and how strange this was, already stacked upon a bizzare scenario.
I continued to hastily eat my salad, tomatoes and lettuce gone within minutes.

If this is anything like I remember, I'm gonna need all the energy I can get! I then decided to chug down the glass of water, to the point where just three bottom ice cubes remained. By this time, I had just enough time to tune into the end of Fluttershy's beautiful soft spoke speech.

"So I think that Orion living here is a great addition to our already diverse ecosystem."

"D'aww! Well thank you Fluttershy! I appreciate being welcomed in such a glorious...country? Yeah, and I really appreciate the citizenship...big thing where I'm from."

The admiring attention from everypony while I finished my response was such a delight to my senses! Even Rarity looked genuine, and not fainting interest just for facade. I felt so much better than earlier, but it was nagging at the back of my mind to bring up my sudden Deja Vu. I quickly ended my pandering, and decide to bring up the nerve to ask...

"H-Hey, by the way, do any of ya'all know that whacky Doctor? By the outskirts of the forest?"

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"Oh! Isn't that egghead with the lab next to Zecora? I'm surprised you haven't had lab studies with him before, Twilight."

Rainbow Dash smugly said, a fun little joke at Twilight's expense. I immediately cringe and smile at Twi, what a zing! I was blown away that they knew about him and his lab! As if I could recall correctly, this is season one or two!?

Golly, what a bizarre adventure!

"The reason I ask is because we got an invitation earlier today! The good Doctor didnt attend my party yesterday and wants to see me."

I finally said, after stressing about all day, I finally decided to break away from what I remembered eventfully, what was apparently set in stone. I possibly had done what Screwball mentioned earlier, I may have changed the timeline!

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Instead of sending everypony off, and Twilight and I having a steamy session, we were all off to see Doctor Whooves. This surely was a different path than the last time I was here...How strange and compelling! But what could it mean?