My Little Brony: The Orion Paradox

"Well, I must admit, I did not expect the whole mare brigade, but nonetheless your presence is welcome!"

The british colt remarked, openly inviting a whole gang of us, mane six, minus Applejack, plus me. It was just before midnight, and we had a decent walk over from the Library in Town Square, all the way to the outskirts of the Everfree Forest. I made sure I kept my left hand on Twilight's cute back the whole walk over, even when we all crammed into the narrow doorway to the Doctor's Lab. She was the only one that really shared the same concerns and well being of my presence here in Ponyille.

"Y-Yeah, I wasn't exactly sure on how best to get here...So I figured this was a team effort."

I sighed out while the seven of us walked down the steps, to a cold open room of gadgets and Tesla coils. It was apparent that this was the main room of operations, as there was even a long, cold gray, steel table, with Derpy Hooved already seated! She was obviously an assistant to Doctor Whooves, but I wonder if that's all she was!?

"Well regardless, my reasoning for bringing you here is of the utmost importance! For you see, your existence here in Ponyville, nay, Equestria is a mistake! And the consequences...if not properly balanced could be dire!"

"Woah there, buster brown colt! You sayin' that Orion living with Twi could be disastrous!? Now I know you're just crushing on her!"

Dash cutely pointed out, everypony then taking a seat and discussing this issue at hand...or issue at hoof!

"No no, it's nothing like that! This is an abnormality in our reality, and Chaos Theory supports the idea that the longer you remain here, the bigger the impact will get! In all eventualities, this Chaos build-up will lead to the end of our world. Extinction of pony kind."

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"Hehe, this is where it gets good! Ask him about how we fix this "unmeasured," problem..."

"Uhh, Doc, what about if we balanced out my...coming here? You said before if not properly balanced...How would we straighten this out?"

SQUEE!

The moment of tension stops after my question was answered by the most unlikeliest of mares, and we all stare over to a smiling, wide grinned Derpy Hooves.

"Wuvv! Heh, Orion needs to love everypony as much as possible!"

Derpy cutely chimed out, as she scooted out of her seat and trotted over next to Doctor Whooves to take the stage. A large white projector screen then unraveled and graced the floor. We all leaned close as the good doctor pulled out a long retractable pointing prod, hitting the blank projector screen causing the image to appear. The image showed a circular rod, a grey and white capsule with several rods on one side, and what looked like a screen on the opposite side...

The bottom footnote read, "The QED,Quantem Entanglement Device."

"This device shown here, though just a theory in play, will operate during certain...engagements...and will dissipate, extract, and funnel the chaos from love. It is with this "love energy", that we can balance out the universe and preserve our safety in the space-time continuum!"

...The whole room grows quiet as the revelations are set...and oddly enough I know where this goes...and I hope and pray this won't escalate!

"Oh wow, I think I understand what he's saying...Twilight, the next time you and Orion...umm..."

"Buck! Breed! Ride the mare!"

Pinkie Pie chortled, Fluttershy interrupted and all of us seriously embarrassed. I knew exactly what would follow next, and the idea that I couldn't do anything to stop it only made it so so so much worse! I then know what has to be done, and decide to get over with...I nerve up the courage and put my hand on Twilight's mane, giving her pets and rubs behind her left ear.

"D-Doc, do we have a QED set up?"

"Why certainly! Only a prototype, and it works on the most minimum specifications, so for now, just a quick kiss should get us started!"

Everypony then looks over to Twilight and I, already sitting next to each other, but now the tension was on us. It was apparent that the two of us were testing out this QUD device, yet I still felt so embarrassed and on the spot! It was just a kiss, not even the real deal, but I still was so hesitant.

I turned to Twilight and grabbed her hoof, holding it while she stared up at me, those beautiful eyes sparkling back to mine. It was cringe, but I really did have affection and repore for this little unicorn, she took me in and nurtured me, even got Rarity to make me some clothes. She really was the best thing to happen to my absurd brony life, and I was ready to provide back some love.

"Twilight, I wanna thank you for having such a big heart to match that big brain of yours..."

I quietly sighed, hoping this whisper was just for the two of us, but as Pinkie, Derpy, and Rainbow Dash all giggled, I knew I was bucked! It didn't matter to Twilight however, as she just stared at me and batted those eyes. A comfortable sigh from her was emitted as I came closer to her, and we were within breathing distance.

"You keep thinking that you're a burden, Orion, but you're not...I love you, and you're my responsibility! Now come here and gimme a kiss in the name of science!"

Twilight cutely protested, pulling her hoof off my hand and wrapping it around my neck while we slowly shared a soft kiss together. I slow my roll and attempt to calm down while we both mouthed along, my lips and her muzzle lovingly locked in embrace. This kiss started off neutral, but as we progressed, it evolved into a passionate session.

SKKIRTCH! THUNK!

The chair slides back and eventually hits the floor as I stood up with the perky purple pony, embraced in my arms while continuing to makeout. It was quiet, yet ever so loud! The room echoed with our constant moans and sighs, the whole room just listening to our tongue smacking, saliva swapping experience. I kissed and kissed, even after the machine lit up and hummed, I couldn't stop tasting my magical murmuring mare! One of us eventually had to stop this, and Twilight took the reigns first, putting a hoof on my cheek while whe slowly drew her head back and stared at me.

"Wow, that was certainly some kiss..."

Twilight passionately sighed, giving me such a heated look, biting down on her bottom lip still glistened with my saliva. I too had noticed some spit hanging off my lip, but I loved knowing it was there. It was such a heartwarming experience, none of us even gave the now lit up device on the table a second glance. I sat back down in what was now Twilight's chair, her hoofs gripped to my shoulder and her head against my chest. This mare was holding onto me, still lovestrucken and smitten with emotion. With this mare dozing off in her own world, the rest of us looked over to Doctor Whooves, who fiddled with the QED.

"There! You see, the circular blue flashing indicates that a charge has been preserved, and when we press this button at the bottom of the device..."

KLINK!

As he pushed the button with his hoof, a puff of familiar purple clouds emitted from the device. After doing so, the lights went from a flashing blue, to a solid pinkish purple magenta, constantly lit. This was the love energy, captured and secured in the QED, and ready for use. The idea that "love," could be physically captured and stored into a Pokèball like device was still puzzling to me, but the more the Doctor explained, the more I understood.

"So you see, Orion, if I manage to build a bigger storage device, and a bigger QED, it won't be just kisses powering my device...but rather something more potent and passionate! With enough love energy, we can cancel out all that Chaos radiating off you."

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But why did I have Chaos oozing out of me!? Why did this have to happen from my arrival here? And did all of this have something to do with Screwball?

I'm gonna need alot more explaining tone had before I was ready to save this universe!

And possibly alot more energy if I'm going to make love to this mare...