Cain and Abel are two best buds who have spent the last eight months outrunning bandits, killing zombies, drinking, womanizing, and enjoying the end of the world. When an unexpected visitor uses the duo to set an example of what happens to those who don't pay tithes to Two Ton Tony with a stolen, experimental weapon they are ripped straight out of their own reality and transplanted into one filled with... ponies. Cain and Abel struggle to find their place and some peace in this new, oddly cartoonish world but their hefty dilemmas may turn out to be no more than petty problems when they discover what all is going on in their new home. They've been fighting to survive for a long while now, will they ever be done?

This story is loosely tied to The Life and Times of Lafayette Ryder, The post-apocalyptic earth is the same but Equestria is not.

Due to school, sports, and life in general I may only be able to add a few chapters a week.

Strong language and mild violence will be present throughout the story, shipping and possibly stronger violence will appear in later chapters.