Absolutely the Worst FanFic you will ever read. Have Fun!

by tastetheRainbowDash

Whatever Happens Happens

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So, this one purple mare, I think her name was Twilight Sparkle or something crappy and unoriginal like that, well, she was walking through the woods. All of a sudden, she got knocked out.

She woke up and three stallions were there. At least they looked like stallions. None of them had a face. Yeah, I just lied. They head faces, the poor mare just couldn't see them.

Twilight laid on her back, her hind legs apart. One could easily see her clit from this position. One of the stallions,who was wearing a suit and a bow tie, motioned for the others to a huddle.

A second later, the stallions came back, without any pants on. One, picked the purple mare up as he laid down underneath her. Another put his hind legs fairly close to Twilight's snout. The third stood above the mare's fragile body. All three stallion slowly shoves their dicks into the closest holes. The first in the asshole, sliding it in carefully as the mare shut her eyes. The second shoved his member into the mare's mouth, not being as gentle as the first. Finally, the third slid his dick into her vagina, easing it in without much difficulty. All three started to carefully slide their stallionhood back and forth in their slots of pleasure,making Twilight start to slightly moan around the cock in her mouth.

Faster and faster the masked stallions went, humping the mare, until finally, one spoke up.

"IT'S HAPPENING!" he shouted. The others said it was happening to them, too.

Each stallion shot a stream of white-ish liquid into the mare, who tightly closed her eyes and smiled around the cock that remained in her mouth.

Semen was pouring out of her as the stallions pulled their dicks out of the mare. All of a sudden, everything went black for Twilight.

..........

A cyan blue mare woke up to her door opening. She looked up to see who it could have possibly been. Nopony was there.

The pony fell back asleep, Her rainbow colored mane slightly messed up. All of a sudden, she felt pressure between her legs. It felt good. She enjoyed the pressure. But with the pressure came a noise. A lapping noise, which the pegasus thought was odd. Opening her eyes she saw something, or rather somepony.

A brownish earth pony wearing a tie was there, not noticing the blue mare watching him. I think this one's name was Doctor Whooves, or something along those lines. She smiled, blushing from how pleasant the licking felt.

For awhile now, Rainbow Dash had been looking for a mate, and now, she noticed she had one.

The stallion looked up, watching her face as she was being pleasured. Now it was his turn. He took his dick, fairly large for a traveler of his age, and rubbed it against her willing clit. Rainbow's eyes were pleading.

Playing with her a little longer, he waited for the pegasus to give in. He waited and waited until finally, "PLEASE JUST SHOVE IT IN!" He smiled. Putting the tip to the entrance to her marehood, he gently pushed his cock into her, watching as her eyes fell back and listening as she groaned and moaned in pleasure. The Doctor smiled. He thrusted his cock in and out of her tight vagina, finding it rather difficult to push in. Most believe that this was because that his cock was both too big and her vagina too tight.

Anyway, there he went, thrusting faster and faster, harder and harder while the rainbow one panted and hollered a series of "YES!", "KEEP GOING", "FASTER!" and "RIGHT THERE!"'s. Finally, after a while of this, the earth pony came, as did the pegasus, their fluids mixing.

Doctor Whooves laid down on the floor, chest and stomach up. Dash, understanding the hint, went over to him, placing her clit in front of his muzzle while she took his dick into her mouth, and started sucking it.

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Now, I haven't really been a part of this story yet, other than my amazing comments. But I am part of it.

I took my rifle, aiming for a random mare, far and deep in the Everfree Forest. There were three random stallions there. Aiming for the head and not the stallions, I shot.

The stallions took pleasure in this. There was blood everywhere, and brains. The three stallions took off their masks and started licking the blood, which was infused with cum and other fluids such as saliva and urine. One of the stallions stood up, and walked over to the headless Twilight Sparkle. He lifted his penis to where the head of Twilight Sparkle once was, and urinated. The guts on the inside of her body were soaked in the off stallions urine ans one of the others came to the back of the mare and shoved his dick into her asshole. The one that had urinated came down to the headless mare's vagina and started licking. The third and final stallion started to nibble and eat the mare's peed on guts on the inside of her body.

The three stallions eventually gave up on the dead mare, and went off and cornered one of themselves, who willingly set himself up to be "punished". One stallion mounted his back and the other shoved his cock down the throat of the white one, who was lying down.

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Now we go back to see what Rainbow Dash is up to. It looks as if Doctor Whooves had left her, as she was lying on the floor, covered in a white liquid and her pubic area patted down with her own liquid. All of a sudden, you could see a yellow pegasus fly into the home of the cyan one. The yellow one saw what was with the other, and rolled her tongue out. Slowly, she began to lick the pegasus, attempting to get the white liquid off of her while she was still passed out.

The pegasus finished, leaving one spot untouched. She put her wet marehood onto her friends, and started to scissor the other pony. I forgot to mention that this one's name was Fluttershy. The unconscious marewoke up and saw what her friend was doing. She joined in. After a few minutes, the yellow one came, letting liquid splatter on the blue pegasus, as well as into her. A surprising amount of liquid entered the rainbow pegasus, which caused her to cum. After this they moved into a sixty-nine position, and shoved their snouts into one another's marehood. They fell asleep like this.

THE END

Author's note:

I hope you enjoyed my terrible fanfic which had no meaning at all. You liked it? Leave a comment! You hated it? Leave a comment! I really don't care! Just a reminder, you read this of your own free will! Yay! See ya!

~TasteTheRainbowDash

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