Absolutely the Worst FanFic you will ever read. Have Fun!

So yeah. I like watching ponies have sex on purpose, but what if it was an accident?

I was walking around, looking for a good spot to watch ponies play music, cuz honestly, what black alicorn doesn't love music? And being the brother of Celestia, I needed some.

I found this one random house, filled with two ponies. And I knew exactly what they were thinking, cuz of my magic. But anyway, one was brownish grey with classy taste, wearing a bow tie. Her cutie mark was a treble clef. She was sitting down rosining her double bass. The other was her best friend, but not marefriend, who was pure white with a blue spiked up mane. The classy one's name was Octavia, while the others was Vinyl Scratch.

Vinyl or whatever was thinking up of a plan. She was going to headbutt the classy one, Octavia, while she was rosining her bow. Here goes nothing, she thought. She charged. Did I mention she was a unicorn? Yeah, that's kinda important.

Anyway, she charged, head down, and right at the last second, Octavia, who was an earth pony stood up. Vinyl's horn went right up Octavia's vagina, a little blood from the impact running down her face.

Octavia's eyes went wide. This was a surprise to her! The unicorn, also surprised, attempted to pull her horn out of the earth pony's uterus, but it wouldn't come out. (Heheheh... I used the word "come" like "cum"... get it? Anyway, back to the story). The horn was stuck in the pony, and with each attempt the horn went straight back into the pony's vagina, making the earth pony pant.

In and out, in and out, went the horn as Vinyl tried to pull it out. All of a sudden, Octavia started to speak. "V-Vinyl," she said, "I-I h-h-have to... I'm h-having an... o-o-or-,"She couldn't get that last word out. "ORGASM!"

After that word was said, Vinyl felt a splash of warm liquid, running down her face and into her mouth, mixed with the blood from previously. She collapsed. Literally from the taste of the beautiful mixture. She had liquid pouring from her underside. I wanted so badly to join in on this, but I held my stance. It was fun to watch, but once you are revealed, the fun is over.

The earth pony collapsed on top of the unicorn, her horn going deeper into the other mares vagina. Both gasped, feelinf the pleasure and the surprise, as they knew their feelings. They started a conversation.

"Th-they did say that DJ Pon-3 was the best with everything," Octavia said quietly.

"And they say that you're just a straight mare with a bow tie," the unicorn replied.

"I am... Or at least I was." The words I actually wanted to hear from that mare's mouth. I had always known it, obviously.

"T-Tavi?" Vinyl questioned the now bi, or lesbian, mare.

"Y-yes?" Octavia replied, her slight proper accent disappearing.

"I- I think I love you."

"I love you, too."

Hearing these words, I pulled Vinyl's horn out with my magic, and shortly after, the earth pony had her lips down to the other mare's haunches, licking. The white unicorn shivered and moaned, feeling the glory that her partner had felt only seconds before.

... And then they fucked.

Remember what I said about ponies having sex on accident? Yeah, it's even better than them having sex on purpose.

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Yeah, I'm just gonna write a bunch of random stuff now. I'll get to all the sex later. Okay?

I'll sing a song! No, not a pony song. Wait... Yeah, it is. Here it goes.

I can't believe we're finally here.
With all that we've imagined, the reality of this night is sure to make this...
The Best Night Ever!
At the gala!
At the gala, in the garden,
I'm going to see them all!
All the creatures, I'll befriend them at the gala~
At the gala!
All the birdies and the critters
They will love me, big and small.
We'll become good friends forever,
Right here at the Gala
All our dreams will come true
Right here at the Gala!
At the Gala!
At the gala,
It's amazing!
I will sell them--
That you heard of
All my appletastic treats!
Yummy, yummy
Hungry ponies,
Give us samples
They will buy them:
We will buy them!
Caramel apples, apple sweets!
Gimme some!
And I'll earn a lot of money
for the Apple family
All our dreams and our hopes
From now, until hereafter...
All that we've been wishing for
Will happen at the Gala.
At the Gala!
At the gala, all the royals...
They will meet fair Rarity!
They will see I'm just as regal at the Gala~
At the Gala!
I will find him, my prince charming,
And how gallant he will be!
And he'll treat me like a lady
Tonight at the Gala
This is what we've been waiting for,
To have the best night ever.
Each of us will live our dreams
Tonight at the Gala.
At the Gala!
Been dreaming, I've been waiting
To fly with those great ponies
The Wonderbolts, their daring tricks:
Spinning 'round and having kicks.
Perform for crowds of thousands,
They'll shower us with diamonds!
The Wonderbolts will see me right here at the Gala!
All we've longed for,
All we've dreamed,
Our happy ever-after...
Finally will all come true
Right here at the Grand Gala.
At the Gala!
I'm here at the Grand Gala,
For it is the best party
But the one thing it was missing was a pony named Pinkie!
For I am the best at parties, all the ponies will agree...
Ponies playing, ponies dancing
With me at the Grand Gala
Happiness and laughter at the Gala.
At the Gala!
At the Gala,
At the Gala
With the princess,
With the princess
Is where I'm going to be!
She will be
We will talk all about magic,
And what I've learned and seen.
She will see
It is going to be so special,
as she takes time just for me
This will be the best night EVER!
Into the Gala, we must go;
We're ready now, we're all aglow.
Into the Gala, let's go in
And have the best night ever!
Into the Gala, now's the time--
We're ready and we look divine!
Into the Gala, meet new friends!
Into the Gala, sell some apples!
Into the Gala, find my prince!
Prove I'm great
as a Wonderbolt is!
To meet
To sell
To find
To prove
To whoo
To talk
Into the Gala,
Into the Gala
And we'll have the BEST NIGHT EVER...
At the Gala!

It was beautiful, right? Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Fluttershy yay Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Now back to the real story. In the next chapter...If there is one... Muahaha.... Yeah, I'll definitely have more sex stories... And it will be great. And next week is the premier of season 3! Oh, Lyra and BonBon and Big Mac and Braeburn to come... Later!