Sci-Twi’s Time Travel Adventure

It was December 2020, after the motherfucking COVID-19 pandemic almost killed fucking EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE FOREVER, all seemed to be better in the future. The motherfucking Antichrist, President Donald J. Trump had lost reelection to someone who was about 0.00000000000001% less fucking evil and the COVID vaccine had been approved, with a 95% success rate. Although the universe was almost fucking destroyed forever in the most apocalyptic and deadly year in human history, 2021 was looking so much brighter.

Sci-Twi was in her Zoom class and Cheerilee allowed her to interrupt her lesson to talk about COVID vaccine or what-the-fuck-ever. (She was hungover and didn’t give a shit that Twilight was being a horrible student talking about shit that has nothing to do with the lesson, which was supposed to be about the Byzantine Empire, but nobody gave a shit about that shit, not even nerdy-ass Twilight. Twilight only cared about cure for the Coronavirus AKA known as COVID-19, since it has killed millions and millions of people.)

“Did you girls hear about the motherfucking COVID vaccine?!?!??!!!!?!” Twilight Sparkle exclaimed. “THE WORLD IS SAVED HORRAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“Yes, darling, it’s really fucking good news that we’ll be able to go back to spitting in each others
mouths again in no time!” Rarity said.

“HOLY FUCKING SHIT, CURE FOR CORONA MAKES ME CUM SO HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Pinkie Pie yelled so loud that everyone in school’s computer speakers broke and they all had to go buy new ones and fifteen of them died from catching the virus at Best Buy.

Twilight sighed, “Yes, this is such great news! I’ve missed seeing you girls in person so, so much! Don’t get me wrong, it’s great that modern technology allows us to communicate over computers, but I have missed seeing you girls face-to-face!” Twilight said, not yet realizing that nobody could hear her because, as mentioned above, Pinkie Pie’s yelling broke all their speakers and headphones.

After class ended, Twilight was like “What a great day! And what great news about that vaccine!!! I’m so glad things will go back to normal soon! I can’t wait to return to the world that gave us our current Hellscape in the first place!!!!!!”

Just then a giant glow of light appeared in her room!!! It blinded Twilight and she fell to the ground. She tried to open her eyes and saw a figure approaching her. “Who... who are you?!” she asked.

The figure came closer and looked like an Equestria Girls version of Future Twilight from the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic episode titled It’s About Time.

“I’m you from the future.” the mysterious Twilight from the future said.

“Me from the future?!” asked past Twilight.

“Yes.” said the one from the future.

“Why have you come here to the year 2020?! This is the worst year you could possibly come to!!! There’s this fucking microscopic death flying around everywhere and millions and millions of people are dying!!!!! There’s so much fucking death that corpses are just rotting in the middle of the road and nobody’s even bothering to move them because we’re all stuck inside our houses and nobody’s making any money and we’re all starving and the only way to communicate with anyone is through the internet and it fucking sucks ass and nobody’s happy and suicides have increased 99% and barely anyone at all is still alive and it fucking sucks!!!!!!!!!!!” Twilight said.

And so Future Twilight told her, “I CAME BACK BECAUSE 2021 IS EVEN WORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”