Author's Note

Felt like this couldn’t be snapped on to the beginning of next chapter so it’ll be a little bonus instead.

This entire chapter will be clop focused, if you are not into that then I apologize for the longer then normal wait that’ll accompany the next chapter.

Have a wonderful day/night

BONUS: Pink Lavender (CLOP)

Grabbing a few glasses for both the lovely mares in my living room, I make sure to pour myself an extra large glass after swigging my first. I needed to wind down and this felt like the best way. Oh how I missed ending a long work day with a couple of drinks, playing video games with the boys. Fuck how I miss those times.

Shaking my head to free any depressing emotions beginning to bleed through, I make sure to pour a drink for Pinkie and Twilight and make my way back over to the living room, taking theirs first before returning to grab mine. Jokingly playing butler, I handed both the girls their drinks with my best high class accent.

“One rum and soda for the party pony and one of our finest wines, jacor alay fronc 1872 for our prestige mare”

Giggling Twi gave a sip before rebutting in her own best noble voice, “Could I perhaps try any of your cuvées?”

“I really hope you just made up a name like I did cause that sounded kinda real”

With a light poof I landed between the girls sprawling out the leg stand on my recliner, making sure to settle in and take on my best sloth impression.

Taking a impression of her own Pinkie made sure to leach onto me enjoying her drink all the while. Almost in an instant she’d already slammed it.

“That hit the spot! I’m going to go get some more!”

Leaving the two of us for a moment Twilight inched her way closer, flustered for a reason I had yet to become aware of.

“A-about earlier…”

“Twi I’m going to be honest. I really don’t want to think about today or really anything other then enjoying this drink, you, and Pinkie”

“Actually what I meant by earlier was um… our promise to meet up later tonight”

Smiling I tap the spot right next to me only to pull Twilight into a one armed hug once she got close. “Seems like we kept it didn’t we?”

Nodding nervously, she almost seemed to be a little overwhelmed from everything. Enough so that I thought about removing the arm around her back in case I was coming on too strong.

“You okay?” I asked taking another swig from my glass. “This isn’t too much is it?”

“T-too much? Heheh… w-we’ve kissed before, why would this be too much?”

I shrugged, “I don’t know, you just seemed a little nervous”

“Nervous? Nooo… no…. I’m fine! Really. Maybe it uh only seems that way because I’m tired? Yep, pretty tired”

“Hm, you did just wake up from a nap. Oh I almost forgot even why you were doing that!” Placing a fist to my head I cross my eyes, “Duh! Sorry for picking on ya Twi”

“It’s fine trust me it’s fine. I mean it’s not like me and Pinkie secretly planned something awfully audacious behind your back and it’s making my insides melt”

“Wow that was… oddly specific”

“It sure was Joey!” Pinkie shouted, jumping on my lap with force. “Why don’t we do something fun to lighten up the mood?”

Pained by her landing I try to brush it off, “Oof.. my friken… like what?”

With a kiss to my cheek she leaps off rushing over to the closet, “Like a board game!”

Twilights eyes light up immediately at the idea, “That sounds fun, like a game of chess?”

I boop her nose both sitting and calming her back down, “How about something we can all play at the same time”

Throwing multiple board games and card sets aside making a huge mess about the living room she finally settles on a large colorful box. “We can play ponopoly!”

“Pinkie it’s kinda late for ponopoly, what about another one?”

“Uhhh… we can play clue!”

Taking another large drink and emptying my glass I walk over and start to help clean the room back to its previous condition. “How about truth or dare?”

“That game isn’t fair! What if you ask me a question I can’t answer cause of a pinkie promise?”

“I guess that’s fair”

“So clue it is!”

“That’s also long though”

Chipping up from the couch Twi shouted over, “What about uno?”

“I like uno”

“But I played uno three weeks ago!”

“Pinkie how is that even a valid excuse?”

“Because… we’re going to play Pictionary!” Shouting in excitement she rushed over to the table setting it up in a hurry as if I might try to stop her.

Sharing a quick glare with Twilight, she shrugs leaving me with no choice. “Okay, Pictionary it is but, I’m not playing all time drawer”

After a few more glasses and about an hour of shouting absurdities, I finally started to get a little tiny bit tipsy.

“That’s not a whale! A fuckin whale has like a hole and shit on its head! And what even is that? A toothbrush?”

“They gots the brush teeths don’t they? Don’t they Twilly? Twi knows, trust me she knows”

“Just cause she’s really smart doesn’t mean she knows everything doofus”

“Actually *hic* Pinkies right”

“Sees?! I tells ya, it was a good drawing!”

“This is rigged, you’ve been drawin in her favor alllll night! Why don’t you two just kiss already and get it over with”

“Twilight! You wanna to kiss me?!”

“What?! *hic* No! I never said that”

“You think Joey would lie like that? Right in front of my face?”

Laughing I give Pinkie rather deep kiss, “I would never Pinkie”

“W-wha.. he.. no he can’t do that! That’s bribery!”

“As the drawer and judge of this game I decide that my drawing was indeed poopy. Joey gets to roll”

Taking the die away from me, engulfed in her magic Twilight quickly puts on her biggest pouty face. “That was cheating, he can’t roll aft- *hic* after that!”

“Sure I can”

“Not without the d-“ cutting Twi off, I pull her into a deep kiss of her own, passionately wrapping my arms around her body until the experience breeds too much. Distracted she drops the dice allowing me to grab them just before pulling away.

“See?” I wave them back to her flustered face, a dark purple enveloping her muzzle.

Heavily blushed herself Pinkie couldn’t hold back laughter, having to hold her own stomach from the strain. “Hehehe, Twi-lights blush-ing!”

“I would be too, that was a damn good kiss was it not?” I chuckled. She can only nod still much too embarrassed to speak.

“Okay okay, my turn!”

Taking her hooves and wrapping them around my neck, Pinkie head butts me trying to come in for another kiss leaving us both separating in pain and the dice on the table.

“Ah! Pinkster…”

“Owie!”

Giggling to herself Twilight took the dice back. “There, no more cheating *hic* and you two got your punishment, draw a card Pinkie!”

“Yes ma’am!”

“Now hold on now, what about my turn?”

“You had your turn and you couldn’t guess it!”

“Cause Pinkies drawing sucked!”

“It did not!” She protested. “You just don’t know a good whale drawing when you see one”

Looking back to the paper the crudest image of a childlike drawing was scribbled about. In light blue near the middle of the page, a oval like shape with a large smile lay drawn in colored pencil. Beside it a large toothbrush with an arrow pointing back to the oval and another smile between the two.

“No this is completely unfair”

Pinkie jumped past me holding the paper much too close to my face. Pointing out each part as she yelled my face only got more rigid. “What?! Look, that’s the whale and that’s a toothbrush to show the teeths!!”

Choosing to ignore her silliness I hold out my hand to Twilight, “Please, be a good sport and give me the dice”

“No!”

“Don’t make me take them from you again”

Sheepishly smiling she runs away over to the couch, hiding them behind her back protected by her body. With a flushed smirk she holds her ground, “Try me”

Climbing over her I press both hooves over her head, leaning dangerously close to her face. “Hand em over purple, you don’t want this”

Little did I know as I lay over Twilight, Pinkie begun to sneak behind me, tickling with a surprise attack. Desperate I let go trying to stop her wiggly hooves but she latches on under my shirt dragging me back down to the couch. Now free Twilight joined as well laughing as the two of them had their way.

“Please! Hehehe, please no more! Mercy! Safe word!”

Finally feeling satisfied enough Pinkie held them both back, now sitting atop me with a large grin. “How about we play a new game?”

“Y-yeah..?” Nodding she switches places with Twilight between my legs, beginning to pull away at my shorts. “P-pinkie, h-hey whoa!”

But when I go to stop her I’m held down from a hoof by the new mare in control. I can feel the heat rush to my face once I feel bare below yet I can’t pull my eyes away from Twilight as she closes the distance between our lips.

Lost exploring the inside of her mouth I don’t even notice the wet stickiness rubbing along my bare stomach until my lower half is met with a poke from Pinkies nose. Trying to peek between Twilights legs, her sticky mare hood lay flat against me wetting the base of my stomach. Her little mounds soft an eager like a pair of welcoming pillows ready to rut. I started to harden in anticipation, my body expecting more.

When I looked back up, the mare before me had completely lost her composure, hiding her face and mare hood quickly with her hooves. “D-don’t look!”

Giggling in her own world behind Twilight, Pinkie had fun batting and playing around with my member lightly. The sound of her voice only seemed to make Twilight even more shy. It’s then that the situation dawns on me. That my hands were placed firmly around Twilights waist. That we’d been drinking and probably not at our best decision making capabilities. That my dear friend and lover was mere inches from a place we could not return from.

“Twilight… I think we went a little too far”

Avoiding eye contact she stays silent but doesn’t make a move to get off me. Taking notice of the silence Pinkie suddenly spoke up, “We want to help you relax, right Twi?” Giving the slightest nod she remains still as stone.

“We’ve been drinking and I don’t think-“

“We agreed to do this earlier silly. I wouldn’t let my good friend Twilight do something like this all tipsy on a whim. Right Twi? We agreed before” once again nodding it still feels a little conflicting.

Holding her hoof in my hand her attention is drawn back long enough to ask, “Are you sure?”

“Y-y-yeah…” stuttering she can barely finish her word.

Still irked about us both being intoxicated, I can’t bring myself to start so I rest my hand back to her waist relaxing against the couch, “Then you make the first move”

Flashing a few looks to me and to the side Twilight eventually builds up the courage to began our oral assault once more. In a fervent battle between tongues Twilight was first to press forward exploring the inner parts of my mouth with curiosity. As if it were another one of her science projects she studied over my fangs with excitement. We tussled like this for what felt like minutes until a sudden wet pressure lay against my shaft, pressing it between myself and its unseen attacker. I gasped at the touch.

Surprised from my jolt Twi took a moment to study over me looking for the cause but stopped in realization. There was another pony here as well.

“My turn” And with her wish she followed suit or I can only assume as the cold air on my wet shaft was quickly replaced with an overwhelming warm grip nearly causing me to pass out from the feeling.

Concerned having never seen me act this way Twilight still remained close checking over my every expression, “J-Joey? Are you okay?”

I could only nod back as the slow methodic pump going on behind her caused me to strain in ecstasy. Slightly curious she took a look back herself, entirely unprepared for the sight before her. In a flash she was back facing me, a hoof to her chest and eventually her mouth. She had never been so flustered in her life.

“P-p-pinkie… maybe… m-maybe we could have waited a little more until I was ready?”

“Oh! My bad! Do you mean we should take this to the bedroom cause that’s a pretty good idea. We can do way more things in there than we can do on the couch!”

“That’s not.. exactly what I meant”

“Twi is this your first time?”

“Would be” she bashfully admitted.

“It is?! Twilight oh I didn’t know! I wouldn’t have asked you to do all this! I’m so so so sorry!”

“Well… it’s kinda too late now heh…”

“Not it’s not” I say starting to sit up. “We can-“

“No it’s fine! I… I said I’d try and… honestly this seems like as good a time as any”

“Twilight your first time should be with someone you really think might be the one and I’m not saying I wouldn’t want to do this with you I’m… I just don’t want to take away something so important”

“Joey…” in a instant her worry seemed to melt away. Placing her hoof against my cheek she gave me a kiss. “I couldn’t think of a pony I’d rather do this with”

“But-“

“Shh. Pinkies right. We should take this to the bedroom. Besides, I kinda feel bad for what I’ve done to your couch”

When I take a look to see what she means, a small wet puddle lay beneath her staining the leather. “Oh… yeesh… that’s kinda gross heh”

Before I know it I’m laying in bed, the covers protecting my lower half from sight. To my left lay Pinkie, and my right Twilight both under the covers as well. Slowing tracing her hoof up and down my chest Pinkie peppered me with kisses.

“Is little Joey soft again?”

Twilight fails to suppress her giggle, “Little Joey?”

“It’s not a euphemism he’s just small relative to ‘big’ Joey!”

“Then could we see him?” The way it rolled off her tongue you can tell she was embarrassed. That and by the heavy blush that followed.

“First we gotta wake him up!” Rubbing gently Pinkie was soon to discover I was already hard yet the way I sat up with bunched covers simply hid the my stiff. “Hey he’s already awake~~”

Mischievously she watched my expression all the while continuing to rub my length. It was pleasant but I wasn’t one for handjobs or in this case hoofjob. I would need something more.

Curious Twilight began reaching around herself until eventually bumping into me. With cat like curiosity she traced with the end of her hoof along my base sending ticklish shivers.

“Ooo that tickles”

“It’s so… soft. To the touch I mean!” Then almost like a hand wrapped around me I could feel a strange grip beneath the covers. “And it’s so hard, what the hay!”

“This is beginning to sound more and more like a weird porno”

“Hey I’m just… figuring things out right now, let me study”

Staying silent both Pinkie and I let Twilight have her fun playing biology while the two of us began nuzzling into a slow make out session, slightly hindered by the position. Taking advantage of the distraction knowing I was too busy to tease, Twi took the moment to slide under the covers, lighting the dark underneath with her horn. As if it were a spire of gold she remained in awe at my strange looking appendage. Different yet oddly familiar in some aspects a human penis was somewhat fitting for the rest of my body. Naked and bare beside a few short hairs, it remained consistent with the rest of my hairless physique.

Getting close it twitched in anticipation. That with the steel like hardness it shared she couldn’t help but wonder if it hurt.

“Joey? Does it… hurt when it’s like this?”

Taking a second to breath I answer truthfully, “No.. but it can… feel uncomfortable”

“We should probably take care of that shouldn’t we? How about you lay back and relax and let me and Twilight take care of this for you”

“You can’t expect me not to help-“ with her hoof she stops me.

“Shh shh shh. Please. You deserve a reward for being such a good boy” with a seductive stare I relaxed under her hoof, letting her climb aboard.

I don’t know about the whole good boy thing I mean I’m not exactly a dog or-

Grinding against me again, the hot wet touch of her mare hood made it difficult not to just stick it in already. “Who’s a good boy?”

BARK! ME! BARK BARK!

Inexperienced and nervous Twilight found it difficult to decide on what to do next. Should she let Pinkie continue alone seeing how she was clearly experienced and knew what she was doing or should she find some way to participate? It was a tough question and she would hate to ruin the mood. Thankfully Pinkie wasn’t about to forget about her friend and new herd mate, quick to throw a suggestion.

“Joey loves kissing. You mind keeping his mouth busy while I take care of this? I promise to share if you want”

Heavily flustered and struggling to think she could only nod leaning over my chest and softly pressing her lips against mine. Again we started only it was difficult not to match my eagerness with Pinkies hips. It wasn’t until in one full swoop she took my entire length did I gasp separating from Twi. With a plop we became one, staying this for a brief moment. Then in another slow motion she lifted her rump, sliding me out to the tip, repeating the motion after another slow return back down. Effortless I glided in and out with her rose already so wet, her tight walls seemingly trying to hold me in with each raise of her ass. I was lost in a trance and felt the deepest urge to meet her halfway but, my brain couldn’t handle the extra task as Twilight was already back for more.

Letting out several squeaks and moans Pinkies legs shivered with pleasure, still pressed against my chest. She wouldn’t be able to keep this up long.

While both Pinkie and I were interlocked in a overwhelming whirlpool there was still one pony left out. Thinking of a way to pay Twi back I placed a hand flat against her stomach, gently pushing her to her back beside me. Confused at the gesture it wasn’t until I started sliding my hand slowly down did she realize my intentions. Meeting her gaze as if to ask permission she provided a nod waiting in anticipation for my first touch. Still with my right hand I brought my middle finger between her slit, dipping it in to test the waters. Soaked. In fact, if you were to blindfold me and erase my memories to this point I would more likely assume my finger was in someone’s mouth.

Through her body’s command Twilight found herself rubbing against me desiring more and so I rewarded her with such. Adding my ring finger I started acclimating my purple lover to a new sensation she’d never felt before. She hugged tight against my arm squirming for more.

The action overall had started to become too much, the sensations overbearing. Soon I could feel it, I wouldn’t be able to last. Not wanting Twilight to deal with Pinkie sloppy seconds, if she was to have her first time tonight it would need to be decided now. So taking my hand back I held her close against me whispering.

Giving a few flashes between her and the action I asked, “You wanna…?”

Racking her brain I could tell she wasn’t sure but, Pinkie wasn’t going to let anyones indecision keep her from having a good time. Now keeping a steady pace her legs finally gave out, falling flat against my chest. Sweaty and exhausted she was desperate for a finish. Getting up I flipped her over, pushing back inside as she lay belly down. Seeing how there was still ways to get Pinkie off without getting myself off, I stuck to deeper strokes burying my cock into her with an array of loud plops. With a loud squeaking cry she clamped around my length, riding the orgasm out until she lay limp on the bed. Falling back beside Twilight leaving Pinkie in her coma I took a much needed breather.

“I… I’d like to wait”

When I rest my head to the side to look her way she’s already turned around, her ears flat against the top of her head. Reaching out I try my best to coax them back to their former glory, scratching delicately and slow. With a minute or two passing, the pause begun to tire me.

“That’s fine. Besides I think we might have been rushing things today. Pinkie didn’t peer pressure you did she?”

“No…I…we” yet when she spins around seeing me so bare still she’s lost her train of thought. “M-m-m-maybe we should p-put out the l-lights and call it a n-night”

“Yeah, I'm pretty beat anyway. You mind using your magic?” With a swoosh we’re left in the dark, Twilight released from her flustered prison.

Sure I was left out to dry not getting my finish but, it felt like Twilight made the right call. I was happy with the way things went.

Cascaded in darkness I could still hear Twilight directly at my side, “This was.. insightful. I feel like I really leaned a lot tonight. A lot I can’t really write about to Celestia”

“Heh, probably best she doesn’t know”

“No, I would say definitely”

Like a dying fish Pinkie whispers out from the other side of the bed, “Agree…”

With a chuckle at her expense the smile stuck to my face feels permanent, like I couldn’t lose it even if the god above tried so himself. I was in bliss and it couldn’t be taken away. Faintly, ever so I whispered to myself letting the night bask me in its cooling comfort. Whether it was to a god above or the girls laying close, it didn’t matter.

”thank you”