Belisarius cawl’s fabulous machinations (in equestria)
Belisarius Cawl was seriously pissed of. Really pissed of. His anger was most likely eclipsing the one of a khorne bezerker, making the heretic look like an oversized plushed Bear. He was really, REALLY annoyed at the two, idiotic, heretical xenophillic scum standing right in front of him who had the gall of asking him, Belisarius cawl, master of the machanicus, to surrender to two equine bastard-like xeno !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*RAGE INTENSIFIES *
The arch magos charged all the volklite and plasma weapons he had on him and readied his solar deatomiser, his most recent invention. He powered up his power axe, and readied every single mecha-tendrill for the soon-to-be fight.
He was calculating his battle stances and tactical moves down to the milliseconds when he heard one of the two xeno open her blasphemous mouth to speak, and his i.t translates it into binary.
"011101010100101010101001010101010100101010110101010101010101001010101010101010" (if you do not surrender now, there will be consequences and will use force).
Surprisingly, he didn't charge them or deatomise them on sight, he just laughed. A long, binary mechanical laugh.
The two looked surprised and slightly annoyed that this metal construct laughed, as if it was a sentiment being.
"Thou come to my palace with friction and strife" she declared."you somehow think you Can flee the afterlife!!!"
"Please tell me, golem, this is some kind of goof!!!"
"I recon thou haven't brought any actual proof ????"
After having translated his own replica, Cawl replied his own punch Line :
"I am the omnimesiah's voice, my word is so true."
"For i Can melt your flesh, arogant fools, yes i Can Do."
"Now if you want to go down this alleyway"
"I will be your downfall!!!!"
Princess Celestia was now particularly angered at this scrap piece of metal, who dared challenge her might.
Without anymore dellay, she shot a ray of powerfull magic at Belisarius Cawl, wich was deflected by his personnal void shields. Next, Belisarius shot a volklite Ray, barrely failling from entering the Shield luna made. Next he charged up his sollar deatomiser, fired it at a bunch of guards who melted instantly as the ray melted half of the castle wall and halfway into the cellar and upper room,
"I Guess i overdid it" Said the tech adept, now mocking the regents of equestria.
"How dare you ----OOOF" started shining Armor who was fresh out of the crystal empire as he receves a mechatendrill in the nose, chest, and leg.
Next, the power axe of cawl slammed into the halberd of Celestia, pulverising it, as he simmultanesly blocked luna's Sword with his right adamantium hand, sennding pulses of radium up to her body.
As the immortal cyborg executed these complex moves, he had also fired a volklite on a blue xeno who tried to fly to him. He also re-fired the deatomiser at full power at the fresh reinforcments, turning them and the hall into a sluurping, gurping lake of radium lava.
He then shot a radium bolter at Celestia, distracting her as she put up a Shield and he sent down his power axe near Celestia, missing narrowly. Cawl relissed his mecha-tendrill hive on the now wingless blue thing that was hurling towards him. He fired combi-blasma riffles at the bunch of xeno that pointed their heads into the room.
Now, he had succesfully terminated 100 or so xeno, and was ready to take down one of their valable assets. He slammed down his power axe, shattering the Shield. He seased Celestia by the Horn, neglecting her advantage.
By that Time, Luna had recovered from her shock. She was ready to strike the giant when the radium started to have effect.
She shrieked as she felt the radium burn her skin.
Her cry of pain managed to get Celestia out of her shock. She teleported both of them out of the room.
Twilight was utterly horrified. An uknown alien had nearlly killed Celestia and managed to do something to luna she couldn't explain. He also shot Rainbow Dash out of the Sky!!!!!!!!!!
At this point, Belisarius Cawl had retriever the body of the cyan xeno and both her wing. Slowly his mecha-tendrills started working on her wound. He was reconecting a wing to the body, nerf by nerf, muscle by muscle. Next was the triky part: flesh and Bones. He had to do it in a way these bio-materials would not end in the way of nerf and muscle, wich would result in a paralisation. He added a cyber-augment to recover faster as he felt something slamming into his back.
*1 minute Carlier *
Twilight was crying like never before. Her other Friends were too shocked to do anything. The weird metal thing took rainbow's body and her wings. She gessed he was dissecting her or something like that. She didn't manage to get a closer.
She mustered what courrage was left and Castex the most powerfull spell she knew.
The purple Ray touched his back, nothing more.
Belisarius continued to work on the second wing as it was nothing. He finnaly reconnected all the interior components and he administered some pain relevant triporphe mollecules into her blood.
He turned arround.
Twilight saw rainbow dash's wings somehow linked with her body. That's impossible !!!!!!! Even the most advanced medecin can't do such a perfect result !!!!!
Twilight's mind started shooting like a commet. She just thought of how much KNOWLEDGE the alien must have. His weapons pulverised entire squads of royal guards in seconds, nearly killer Celestia, and---- oh right, that's wrong.
Wait.... That's not possible !!!
Twilight spotted a book in the mettalic serpent over his back. It had a white skull and black dented wheel on it's cover.
Rainbow dash soon regained conciousness. She started to open her eyes.
She yelled as she saw the metal serpents on her body. They immediatly retreated back to something behind her. She turned around and re-screamed as she saw the metal monstrosity. She tried to run away when she realised she still had her wings! She flapes them a litle, and she hovered a meters over the ground.
She was crying out of joy, she had thought for a moment she had Lost Everything. Her carrer as a wonderbolt, her fun as a racer, her whole life.
Twilight was confused. This didn't make any sence. So, she asked :
"Why?"
"Why did you help?"
"Why did you do this ?"
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Belisarius cawl’s fabulous machinations (in equestria)
"why did you help Rainbow Dash ?????"
"She was collateral dammage, it was my duty to heal her." Replied Belisarius Cawl
"Why did you attack princess Celestia and Luna ????"Twilight inquiered, shaking.
"I tried to suppress these two lie-telling autocratist dictators." Belisarius continued
"No!!"Twilight yelled "that's not true!!! Princess Celestia only rules for the interest of everypony, plus she raises the sun and her sister raises the Moon!!!!"
"And you bellieved her ?????? Trully you xeno are naive, like humanity once was." Cawl laughed "first, nobody dared challenge her rule, she suppressed everyone that criticised a long Time ago. Next, the moon and the sun are not 'raidsed' by them, the Moon orbit around the planet and the planet around the sun."
"I thought you were educated enough to understand the truth " added the cyborg
"It can't be ....." Twilight muttered sadly
Now Cawl turned arround to face the small group of ponies near him. The yellow one fainted, the orange one looked ready for the fight, the white one was terrified and the pink one was talking nonsense:
"Omygoshareyouanalienwhatareyoudoyoulikecake ????"
Applejack snarled at the Big thing that was just before them, she readied her stance and charged, ready to buck it hard.
As she impacted , she felt her leg break and a large hand deflected her. She sailled strait into the wall.
Next, cawl replied to all the questions that pinky asked him in a "i'mcawlyesi'manalieni'mahumanwhat'sacake"
Twilight recovered from her state of shock as she walked over, she readied a letter for Celestia and have it to SPIKE
Somewhere in ponyville
Princess Celestia and Luna had mustered the entire equestrian millitary and they were marching to War. Soon, a letter poped near Celestia. She read it, a scowl on her forhead.
"Luna, it appears se have six more targets to terminate" Celestia declared.
Several weeks before
The mechanicus dropship rattled as it entered the atmosphere. The mechanicus has dropped hundreds of skitarii troops and a bunch of morax knights along with two warhound and a reaver titan. The arch mechanicus had beginned to Land troops for the edification of an adamantium refinery in the forest near ponyville.
Soon, the everfree was no more, replaced by a mechanicus fort of the same size. Tension beetween the outpost and ponyville had tramendously evolved during the past weeks. As a display of force, the ponies have stationned 10000 guards, half of the equestrian millitary.
The adeptus mechanicus answered with the interdiction of the ponies inside the everfree and fresh titan reinforcments. The mechanicus claymore class escort "Spears of ryzia" was stationned above the mechanicus outpost, it's 2000 meters still visible at canterlot.
Next, Celestia bought ten griffin airships for the fun of saying "we too have flying machines."
Griffinstone declared war on the mechanicus
Now, War was about to break out with equestria. The only reason it haven't yet been declared is because the uncertanty of the princess of attacking unknown aliens with unknown technology.
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The whole equestrian army was ready to destroy the mechanicus outpost.
Princess Celestia and Luna had spread Fake news and propaganda about the mechanicus, that it was unclean and unfriendly, and had removed those who said something else.
A single warhound titan marched toward the army as it's speakers BOOMED:
"Surrender now and se will forgive your blasphemy"
"You are about to face the full might of equestria, all bows before the immortal Celestia !!!!" Yelled shining Armor.
"Fine"
The warhound stood still for a moment, causing wispering and Gossip in the ponies ranks.
Next, the drop pods and dropships of the mechanicus slammed into their ranks, sending blood and gore all over the place.
Using of the momentum, Cawl spearheaded the mechanicus formation and charged into the enemy ranks. The battle tipped in favor of the admech as they simply rammed through the Pony ranks, skitarii being immune to arrow and Spears.
"I think it worked" started Luna " their flying city is retreating.
"Um.......why is it headed for Canterlot ???" asked shining Armor.
The Spears of Ryzia is headed full steam for the capital, and it's reactors roared to life as it speeded away from the battle. Soon, it's large macro-cannos fired a salvo.
The princesses teleported to Canterlot.
Belisarius Cawl, ten centuries old tactical genius managed to seperate the head from the snake with a simple distraction :
A false salvo from a claymore corvette.
Know, he read his speach.
"Citizens of this Land. You have come here with the ill intent of destroying my kind. The battle was already wong by us when we set foot on this unholy soil. Your leaders willingly abandonned 15000 of their subjects to death when the battle was Lost.
You see, they Care nor about your life nor about your right to know the truth. She doesn't raise the sun as she makes you think she does. Now lay down your weapons and you will be allowed to go back to your lives.
KNOWLEDGE IS POWER, guard it Well."
With that said, 15000 Spears clinged on the ground and 60000 hoves were hered walking away.
The mechanicus army retiered back into their fort.
The "Spears of Ryzia" reached exosphere and readied macro-shells for bombardement.
Two hours later, macro-shells pounded into the surface of griffinstone, turning half of the griffin kindom in a radium whasteland in a Big blue mushroom explosion.
Zebrica and yakistan immediatly stopped aiding Equestria, fearing the same fate.
Cawl readied his teleporter. He turned around to face twilight
"It is time for the last part of the plan."
"Indeed."
