Cozy Glow looked up from her daily newspaper, staring through your soul with a deadpanned expression.

“What, you think the Author would take some time off of reading Fluttercord fics to be productive on here? Nothing to even see here, so c’mon, shoo.”

The pegasus batted her hoof in your direction before continuing her reading.

And with a distasteful groan, she proceeded to skip over some poorly executed page on ‘unicorn supremacy’. Prejudice wasn’t exactly her preferred style.

That was more of a Chrysalis or Neighsay thing, and Cozy wasn’t one for plagiarizing.

For a split second, you could see said wild bug horse fling across the mental limbo with a pair of maracas, screeching:

“ CALL ME YOUR BAKA~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) “

Author's Note

~~Totally didn’t steal the ‘April Fools in May’ idea from Sawtooth Waves--~~

~~I hope you all use night mode though-~~