Typing A Lot Of Things As Cozy Glow

A sentient rainbow burst through the ceiling, flopping onto the concrete floor. But that turned out to be just Rainbow Dash.. tangled up in a lasso, courtesy of Winona. Said sheepdog was wearing a leprechaun suit while performing a dancing jig atop the unconscious Rainbow’s back. She ended with a little bow before turning to witness who would be another victim of the Saint Patrick’s Day lore.

And there it was! Across the never-ending room, Cozy Glow took another spoonful of ~~Lucky Charms™~~ Temmie Flakes™. She was the next unsuspecting target of the nibble.

Winona now waddled over to the table, shadows looming over her face. “Omae wa mou. Shindeiru,” read the subtitles as she barked directly at the peach pegasus.

The spoon in Cozy’s hoof clanked to the floor as a result of her shock. A soft echo reverberated from the tragic fall. “NANI-”

But it was too late. Winona had already done what must be done: pinching -- or in this case, nibbling -- the tail of one who was so careless to ignore the rule of wearing green shades in their wardrobe on this such holiday. Yet the simple act of nibbling was not enough for this one.

Winona appeared to grin gleefully, if not, pridefully at keeping the tradition going. Her eyes did not express the same joy, however. No, they were still the soulless beads of pure evil as it seemed toward the young pegasus.

“I’m gonna suffer some sort of today-only curse for denying the ‘wear something green or you get pinched’ trend, right?” inquired Cozy rhetorically, only flinching as she noticed Winona’s deadly glare.

The leprechaun sheepdog continued to stare, pausing. One folded ear pricked up, her head tilting upward. A smile slowly crept back onto her muzzle.

Cozy broke out of her trance, glancing above. She was quite unamused now, deadpanning, “Really? You are so typical-”

An anvil with the label ‘ACME’ proceeded to crash through the ceiling and onto Cozy Glow.

Winona took a step back, hopping onto the anvil, but not before licking the dazed filly across the muzzle. Her spare lasso then tugged Rainbow Dash, chucking the cyan pegasus through the previously created hole above. The trollish leprechaun went aboard the newly-made trail of rainbows, sliding upward not unlike how she would a chute.

The holy grail of the new edition of ~~Lucky Charms™~~ Temmie Flakes™ descended from the heavens and in front of Cozy’s twitching hooves.

The subtitles now read as there were ominous barks from outside: “They’re magically delicious!® An original breakfast!®”

And during this, Tirek and Chrysalis had been continuing their ten-hours-long-and-counting debate of whether it’s fair or not to be excused from the ‘wearing green’ tradition if your eyes are naturally that color.