Starlight Shimmer is a Bad Person

So Sunshim came back to life in the Rocky and Bullwinkle universe in which the Sonic characters also exist. She tricked Spike into becoming gay for both Rocky and Tails and then executed both of them as they fucked and skinned Spike alive.

Pinkie saw it and laughed, but then she also killed Amy and Pinkie became PISSED!!!!!! So Pinkie turned into a giant cool dragon and ate Starlight’s pathetic fucking stupid-ass body and shat her out and the worst pony was DEAD FOREVER for the rest of the existence of this entire universe!!!!!! But after a few trillion googolplex years, the universe fucking died after Jesus returned and took everyone to Heaven, besides Sunset and he sent her to Hell and then she was tortured for a quintillion times longer than the universe existed, but then, she was reincarnated in a different universe again, this one was the Die Hard universe.

[Author’s note: I have never seen Die Hard, so the plot of this is based on speculations about the story.]

Pinkie Pie became John McClain and Starlight was the evil terrorist that kills everyone and blows up buildings. Pinkie Pie was supposed to be off fucking duty, but she saw Starlight being an evil terrorist and she was like “Even though the police in America fucking suck, I’m a good one!!!! And she went and killed Starlight and wrote in blood “Ho ho ho, now I have a fucking penis!!!!” she then gave Starsun a forced sex change to her dead body.

They then entered the Dr. Seuss multiverse, but Sunset didn’t kill anyone because the stories were so fun. They went through the book universe, the TV Special universe and even the Living Books games universe and not once single time did Sunset break the commandments of “though shall not kill.” She entered the live action universe and almost killed the hideous Whos in The Jim Carrey Grinch, but she decided not to, but then she saw Mike Myers’s Cat in the Hat and she blew up the entire universe. Pinkie didn’t even stop her, because she knew she did the right thing. She killed the CGI Lorax too.