Starlight Shimmer is a Bad Person

AND SO ALL THE EVIL IN THE ULTRAVERSE CAME TOGETHER INTO SUNSET’S CUNT AND TRANSFORMED HER INTO ULTRA-SATAN!!!!!!!!! Meanwhile, Pinkie saw this and joined forced with all the good in the universe via her cunt AND BECAME ULTRA-GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Satan (Starlight) punched God (Pinkie) in the fucking face and God was so pissed, he forced Starlight to live through every instance of torture and pain throughout the entire every universe of all time EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After being tortured and tortured and tortured again, with knives and psychological abuse and rape and being skinned alive and fire and Hell and murder and all that other shit, Starlight had finally been given about 1/3 of the pain and torture that she deserved.

Pinkie-God was feeling ridiculously merciful, so after seeing all the agony and pain and torture and abuse she was going through, she decided to wait an infinite amount of eternities long and then, she stopped the torture and shoved Sunset deep up her shitty asshole.

When she was shoved up Pinkie’s butt, the two came together as one being. Good and evil merged into one and there was no longer such a thing as moral judgment, because every being that had ever done anything evil ever had now, retroactively, done that evil thing to themselves, which served as justifiable punishment for all their evil. So there was no longer such a thing as good or evil anymore, which means that there was also no such thing as reward or punishment.

And so all of the cosmos and beyond almost decided to live in peace forever, but then suddenly, every single sentient being in the entire history of the multiverse stopped for a second and realized something.

“Wait a minute!!!” everyone in the universe besides Sunset Glimmer said “WE CAN’T HAVE STARLIGHT SHIMMER EXIST IN THIS FUCKING UNIVERSE WITHOUT BEING TORTURED!!!!!!!!!!” they all said in unison, even including you, the person reading this story right now.

And so, every life form that had ever existed all agreed that it would be in the best interest of the multiverse to torture Starlight FOREVER!!!!!!!! Even fucking Hitler and other evil fuckers like him were all forgiven and allowed to exist in Oneness with God, just not Starlight.

She was covered in disgusting spiders, forced to eat shit, skinned alive, raped, had her dick cut off, shot, mutilated, had her eyes plucked out, boiled in lava and lots and lots and lots of other tortures so graphic and horrible that if I even tried writing them, I’d die on the spot and so would anyone who reads it, so to save us from that, I’ll just say that it was all really, really bad shit and it never, ever ended!!!!!!!!!

The End.