Blue
Chapter 2: The Red Team
Previous ChapterNext Chapter"Hah! See? I knew the teleporter would work! Bow-chicka-bow-wow!", Captain Lavernius Tucker said. "Nice to meet you, Twilight, Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and Spike." Kai walked over.
"Sir, you and Tex in grave danger. Sigma was able to revive and absorb Alpha, Gamma, Delta, Eta, Theta, Iota, and Omega."
"Wasn't Alpha the other half of Church?", Spike asked.
"Yes. If we don't stop Sigma, then we're all done for", Tex answered. "Epsilon and I are the final two Project Freelancer A.I. units."
"Alright. I'll revive the Red Team", Twilight said. She walked to Captain Richard "Dick" Simmons's corpse and began reviving him. Surprisingly enough, it didn't take very long. Simmons stood up.
"Where's Grif?", Simmons asked.
"Right here", Kai answered.
"Not you, your brother", Simmons replied.
"Oh", Kai responded. Twilight then revived Captain Dexter Grif.
"Holy shit! Did I die?", Grif asked.
"Eh, sort of", Simmons answered. Twilight reassembled Lopez the Heavy, who was decapitated and had some wiring burnt.
"¿Qué demonios acaba de pasar? (What the hell just happened?)", Lopez asked.
"Wait. Since Lopez is a robot, doesn't that mean he's an A.I.?", Twilight asked.
"Sí, pero no soy un Project Freelancer de Inteligencia Artificial. ¡Soy simplemente un robot que solo puede hablar español, y mis estúpidos compañeros de equipo no saben cómo arreglarme! (Yes, but I'm not a Project Freelancer Artificial Intelligence. I'm simply a robot who can only speak Spanish, and my stupid teammates can't figure out how to fix me!)", Lopez answered.
"What?", Twilight asked.
"Joder (Fuck it.)", Lopez answered. He walked over to Simmons and Grif. "Hola chicos. ¿Perdimos la batalla a muerte? (Hey, guys. Did we lose the Death Battle?)"
"If you're asking if we lost the Death Battle, then yes. Caboose was somehow the last man standing", Grif answered. Twilight revived Private Franklin Delano Donut.
"Hey, purple thing! When you revive Sarge, tell him we lost", Donut said as Twilight revived Super Colonel Sarge.
After the Red Team were introduced to the Mane Six and Spike, Caboose got everyone up to date on what's going on.
"Si Sigma tiene el control de Maine, entonces debemos proteger a Epsilon y Beta (If Sigma is in control of Maine, then we need to protect Epsilon and Beta.)", Lopez said.
"What?", Simmons asked.
"He said that if Sigma is in control of Maine, then we need to protect Epsilon and Beta", Donut translated.
"Yeah, no shit, Lopez. Say something useful", Simmons replied.
"Eres estúpido (You're stupid.)", Lopez said.
"That's hurtful", Simmons replied.
"How do we know you ponies can fight?", Sarge asked. "I'm not being rude, I'm just concerned for your safety."
"We've defeated Nightmare Moon, Discord, Queen Chrysalis, King Sombra, Lord Tirek, Starlight Glimmer, the Pony of Shadows, the Storm King, and Cozy Glow!", Pinkie Pie answered.
"Esos son villanos de tu mundo. Nuestro mundo es diferente. Sigma obtendrá un poder ilimitado de los villanos que has vencido, ¿y el resultado? Destrucción definitiva (Those are villains from your world. Our world is different. Sigma will gain unlimited power from the villains you've vanquished, and the result? Ultimate destruction.)", Lopez replied.
"Wait a minute, Lopez", Sarge said. "I've seen what these baddies can do. You ponies are stronger than I thought! Let's kick some A.I. ass!"
"Nosotros estamos condenados (We're doomed.)", Lopez said. Suddenly, Sigma approached the Reds and Blues, Mane Six, and Spike. "Llámalo. (Called it.)"
"Now way in Hell!", Kai said. She retreated into the Blue Base.
"Silly little ponies. Your world is already mine. I've already gained the abilities of the Legion of Doom", Sigma monologued.
"Oh, crap", Sarge said.
"Damn it! I forgot to close the portal! Don't worry. We've dealt with Chrysalis's shapeshifting, Tirek's strength, and Cozy Glow's flight before, and all at the same time!", Twilight said.
"¡Esa es una receta para el desastre! (That's a recipe for disaster!)", Lopez complained. Sigma levitated into the air. He shapeshifted into Caboose. "Oh, genial. Ahora hay dos de ellos. (Oh, great. Now there's two of them.)" Caboose gave Tucker his sword back. Twilight, however, blasted Sigma, sending him flying onto the top of the Blue Base. "¡Santa mierda! (Holy shit!)"
"You picked the wrong powers, fool!", Twilight said as she used her magic to choke Sigma. However, Sigma shapeshifted into Lopez and kicked Twilight in the stomach, sending her flying into the gravity lift, which sent her flying. However, she regained her balance in midair and rammed into Sigma, who was blasted to pieces, since Lopez is a robot.
"Jaja. Ya deberías saber que no soy indestructible (Ha-ha. You should know by now that I'm not indestructible.)", Lopez mocked. Sigma reassembled himself, since the body that he's possessing is a human. "Yo y mi bocaza. (Me and my big mouth.)" Sigma acrobatically flipped off of the roof of the Blue Base and single-handedly knocked out the Red Team, Caboose, and Tucker with his superior strength. He even managed to overturn Sheila. Church, Tex, the Mane Six, and Spike assumed fighting stances. Sigma knocked out Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and Spike, but Twilight, Church, and Tex retreated into the Blue Base.
"That's it! No one knocks out/kills my brother unless someone on my team does so!", Kai screamed. She charged at Sigma... and was quickly defeated.
"Sal, sal, donde quiera que estés! (Come out, come out, wherever you are!)", Sigma said. "Espera un minuto. ¿Dónde está la configuración del idioma? (Wait a minute. Where's the language setting?)"
"No hay uno, idiota (There isn't one, idiot.)", Lopez said before passing out. An annoyed Sigma shapeshifted once again, this time transforming into Twilight. Twilight blasted Sigma, but since Sigma took on the form of Twilight, he simply blasted her back, but since he was stronger, Twilight was knocked out by the blast. Sigma reverted back to his original form and grabbed Church's face in his left hand and Tex's face in his right hand. He absorbed Epsilon and Beta, finally achieving ultimate power. "YES! THE POWER IS FINALLY MINE!" He flew through the portal to begin his carnage.
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