From the Desk of Dr. Whooves
9/1/2012
How come nopony BELIEVES me when I tell them not to blink?! Why don't they understand the danger they're in?! These damn "fairy tales" have gotten everypony believing that "there's no such thing as ghosts" or "there isn't a monster a hiding in your closet." Well I'm DAMN sure that there's a monster hiding in your closet. I'm sorry, I was getting off topic. Now, where was I? Ah yes, DO NOT BLINK! They are fast! They are beyond anypony's worst nightmares! A single touch and you're DEAD. If you cast your eyes upon them just keep calm and DON'T BLINK! Note that they move when no living thing is looking at them. If anything, ANYTHING looks at them, they will immediately turn to stone. I have been unfortunate enough to have been pursued by several Weeping Ponies (which is what I call them), and I have come to the conclusion that they want to feed. They NEED to feed!
I have also concluded that they are after my time machine so that they can travel across history to feed off of others forward and backward in time! They must be stopped! I have put my faith into my colleague, Derpy and Twilight Sparkle's trusty assistant, Spike. I am counting on them to defeat the Weeping Ponies and save Equestria!
-Dr. Whooves
