Friendship is Self-inset College AU Crossover

"Do you think Harry gets magical snow powers if he pulls this off… this being whatever Mab is asking him to kill." Justice possed, glancing at Sunset's baby blues as delight spread across her face.

"Hah! Maybe if he wasn't so rude to her!" Sunset replied.

"Well, he's negotiated to freedom and not being eaten."

"An improvement!" Sunset said with a smirking smile.

"I HAVE AN IDEA!"

"I'll shoot the Queen of Winter!"

Justice's eyes widened with machievious giddy, "My car is a freezing death trap in the winter anyways!"

"Let it goooooo! Let it goooooo! Let me pull the trigger and so "no" to snow!"

"And now sleds are only useful as death shields."

Laughter poured from the driver seat, "Okay, so let's invest in the new, best weapon on the eternal Summapocolypse."

"Shoot, did Harry go 'I got to cover this up!' And John Wick most the cast of a Midsummer Night's Dream?" Justice inquired.

"Honey! I'm trying to drive straight! Oh damn--"

"Why would anyone let you drive if they wanted the car to drive strait?"

"--it! Okay, will Bi-sex-a-horse keep the car from crashing? Who knows!" Sunset took her palms off the wheel by an inch and jazz hands for effect.

"Certainly not the Spring Court. Shit! Safe following distance, Sunny!"

Accepting mania as a way to deal with the situation and accepting a honk from the front and a middle finger. "They didn't know what hit them?"

"Honesty, if anyone was going to hit them it'd be Mr. Files."

Sunset laughed and pointed to a Starbucks, meaning it was Justice's time to drive.

Sunset quickly parked the car and she and Justice quickly grabbed their McDonald's beverages and exchanged cheek kisses and a bunny kiss before sitting down and buckling up.

Justice undid the parking brake, put the car in drive and got the midnight blue SUV back on the tree lined street.

"Doesn't he have Skully and Mulder to help?" Sunset asked.

Justice started hyperventilating. "And a T-1000"

"How much iron is in that?" Sunset poses, eyes wide.

"Why it's got to have some, you know--"

"Shapechanger war!"

"-- I was just about to say that!"

"But who has the Star Iron?"

"Mab!" Justice suggested. "I mean, global warming…"

"Fuck!" Sunset frowned at her straw. "Couldn't we pack our own straws?"

"Sure babe," Justice answered with a 'shit, why didn't I think of that?' frown. "Uh, better write a note. I forget things, ya know?"

Smiling like a young woman about to open a tangerine after a long day, Sunset manifested her phone as if it were an extension of herself and typed a note to herself. "Aaaand share!"

'Cheeaam!'

"Thank-you!" Justice said as his phone chimed.

"Okay, so… where does John Conner fit into all of this?"

Justice whistled. "We better ask someone to send a T-800 that teaches the value of respecting the environment."

Sunset began frantically typing on her phone. "On it."