Friendship is Self-inset College AU Crossover

"Okay, but how chill is it to show up with a trench full of lightsabers." Aria said smiling, she took a sip from her 'Looks Like I'm The Only One With The Antidote.' mug. "It's like fuckin' Keanu but, like, with enough fucking laser swords to annihilate all the doors in between the only fancy tea set on the command ship."

Justice broke into a laughing fit and handed Aria his navy blue mug with the light blue circuit board matching Aria's completely. "Bae, I might die, but I'll live knowing that at least the Tea set surv...FUCK! Anakin Skywalker blew it up!"

"Fuuuuuuuck!" Aria quickly refilled Justice and her mug with hot cocoa that filled the room they were in with coffee, chocolate, cream, and the acrid smell of alcohol. "The poor set will never make it back to Neimodia!"

"G-damn! The other Tea sets will need to have a funeral."

"Dude, with a fake casket for it!

"One for each cup… let's see… saucers should be buried with their mates. The cream pitcher, the sugar uh… pot…"

Aria snickered and swatted Justice's arm. "It's called a sugar bowl, dude."

"Well, that'll be useful information for when I carve the headstones with my toolbox of lightsabers."

"Fuck, all Dark Forces 2 style. You can make huge-ass monuments!"

"I mean… it is the Viceroy's tea set."

"Shit, it's probably worth more than, I dunno, Dagoba."

"Hah! Dagoba is the planet you PAY people to take from you once you've fucked up what to ransom."

"Hahahahaha, eff you for being that funny!"

Justice looked up at chrome, digital clock on the wall "We might have enough time before Sunny shows up to see if that bed can squeak the Huttese alphabet."

Aria threw her head up and laughed.

"I'll scream in Wookiese, uh, if you're up for it, maybe you can moan in Twi'lek."