E.B.C - Equestrian Bureau of Control

E.B.C. - A Welcome Note from the Director.

These informations are only to be view by personal Rank C or above; any leaker is to be subject to immediate punishment.

To the new personnel,

This is just a quick note to tell you that our whole department is excited about your decision to enter and help in the work of the bureau, seeing that it is of fundamental necessity in our world. That's been said, we couldn't be happier to welcome you to the team. As we agreed, your first day in the new job is this Tuesday. We'll expect you at 6 a.m. FYI, the dress code here is business casual.

We offer flexible schedules for our employees. You will also meet your new employee mentor, Senior Researcher Sparkles. She'll help you get to know the company and your new department.

Our goal was to orient you to both your new job and the company in the safest way possible. With this in mind, in addition to your mentor, we have asked Miss Hearthstring to work with you to provide on-the-job training. She is experienced in all aspects of the job you need to learn. You'll also share an office with her, so the training can be ongoing.

Additionally, we have set up a meeting schedule that will put you in contact with all of the departments you will need to learn. We've set up meetings with the employees you need to meet. We'll have this schedule finalized when you arrive on Tuesday.

If you have questions, please feel free to email or call me. My number is (Redacted).

We are really looking forward to working with you.

Regards,

Sunny Skies
Site Director.

Yes, it is as the director said, or didn't...
Welcome to the agency.

What she "forgot" to tell you all is how many ponies die dealing with these dangerous anomalies for YOUR BUCKING PROTECTION.

Sorry about that... in our line of work we tend to be unappreciated for our actions to the greater good — especially because there is a rule in our contract about ABSOLUTE SECRECY.

Well, with this out of my system, I believe I need to tell some things that our dear director didn't remember to mention in your "welcome letter".

First, it seems you have come to work in the research team, which means that I automatically hate you (in a healthy way), but this doesn't mean that your neck is out of the knot yet. You'll be dealing with a lot of dangerous anomalies and will have to write a shit ton of poppers. And if a containment breach happens, you will be bucket till we, the task force, arrive to save the buckng day. So, make sure your guard is always up.

Second, in your team is the prized student of the director, so while she can a awkward mare, she is a good researcher and will keep you "safe" while you both are in the same site. But I advise you, again, not to test your luck even with her help.

Third. FOLLOW THE CONTAINMENT RULES ALL TIMES.

Fourth. If you got sent as a field agent... well, good luck. Just remember, in our line of work, it is really easy to die.

For now, this is everything you need to know.
If you have any questions that the normal member of the Agency would refuse to answer, let me know by putting a letter at (redacted) and if I'm alive, I'll try to help you.

Be safe,

Your shadowy friend.