How Friendship isn't Magic Anymore
This is the story of the awesome mothafucka Fluttershy. Fluttershy was just chilling in her treehouse until that whore Twilight
came running along and shit.
"Hello Twilight! How are y-" Fluttershy quietly asked Twilight, like the pussy she is.
"SHUDDUP BIATCH AND COME WITH MEH" Twilight responded.
"But why?"
"I GOT SOME POSION JOKE AND SHIT AND I PUT IT IN SOME POTIONS AND STUFF. YOU'RE A NATURE PERSON THINGY SOME COME WITH MY BITCH."
"Uh...Okay!"
As Twilight and Fluttershy ran along to the fuckin library, fuckin Rainbow Dash came along and said:
"HEY HEY MOTHAFUCKA WAT U DOOOIINNNGGGG?"
Twilight sparkle proceeded to violently mash Rainbow's face oin with her own bloody hoofs. It was disgusting. And everyone. saw. it.
So when they got into the library twilight dropped the poison joke container because she's a clumsy bitch.
"OH NO FLUTTERWHORE DON'T TOUCH IT, IT'S DANGEROUS AND SHIT YO"
Fluttershy did it anyway.
Then she exploded and died.
BUT THEN SHE LIFTED INTO THE AIR AND STARTED BREATHING.
"YO YO YO BITCHES I HAVE RETURNED FROM THE DEAD, AND NOW I COME TO FUCK YOUR SHIT UP NOW BECUASE BITCH I BE BITCHIN."
Suddenly a pair of glasses and gold bling appeared on Fluttershy. She summoned a gun from the Fucker Gods and shot Twilight up and shit.
THIS IS THE STORY OF FUCKERSHY AND THE 5 FUCKING FAGGOTS.
"I HAVE DEFEATED YOU TWILIGHT. NOW TO FIND THE OTHERS. I WILL AVENGE MY FAMILY AND RULE ALL OF EQUESTRIA AND SHIT SOON YO."
Fuckershy V.S Sonic Shitboom
So Fuckershy returned from Twilight's lab after killing Spike cause everyone hates him.
"YO, WHO SHOULD I KILL NEXT"
She went to her house to fuck with all of the fuckin animals like Angel I mean, that bitch owes her money anyway.
"I KNOW I'LL FUCK OFF WITH RAINBOW DASH"
MEANWHILE...
Rainbow dash was shitting on a toilet. It turned out she had diarrhea so she made a sonic shitboom which propelled her into the air.
Fuckershy exited her house, bloodthirsty. Then some of the shit from RD hit her head.
"FUCK YOU YOU FUCKIN MOTHAFUCKER YOU'RE IN MAH COUNTRY NOW!"
Fuckershy noticed RD's shitboom. She thought how she would get up to RD and kill her before she killed herself in space and shit. Fluttershy robbed the bank and bought to giant mech wings. She ripped her own off and attached them to herself.
She proceeded to fly at super speed to Rainbow Dash. She had only just breached the atmosphere. Fuckershy quickly punched her back to the direction of the ground. RD was now falling to Earth. Fuckershy's speed at which she arrived in space made her pass out, so she was falling to.
Fluckershy woke up and saw RD about to hit the ground. Fuckershy blasted towards Rainbow Dash's head and blasted it off her body. Her body then splattered across the ground in a gruesome style.
"I HAVE AVENGED MY MOTHER YO"
Fuckershy said.
"NOW I SHALL CONTINUE MY QUEST"
Fuckershy's rage spread across Equestria. She had soon become queen. Little did she know that her brutal adventures were not over.
As she stared at the mounted heads of the Elements of Harmony, she smiled. She was happy again.
She had pleasure.
