Anon's Spectacular Sex Gig

You sat back in the Crystal castle, counting out all the cash you had earned yesterday like some snobby rich kid as Twilight just stared at you with the most unamused face you have seen. "Man, I gotta say, I can totally get used to this kinda treatment, ya know?" You couldn't help but chortle, wiping away a tear from your eye.

The unexpressive princess was quick to give a response. "...You had sexual intercourse with a quarter of Ponyville's population. In public. In broad daylight. I'm surprised you're even still left standing."

You shrugged like some idiot. "Not my fault my cock is epic. If only you understood them like I do..."

She raised an eyebrow. "I'm glad I don't. Anyways..." She stood up and trotted closer to you. "The reason why I wanted to talk is because I have set up a meeting with you and the Princesses."

You raised your head quickly at that last word. "Nani? There are more princesses here?" Everyday, you start to think more and more that this land was more of a TV show than reality. Wait a minute, what if it was? Nah, that's too meta. "But wouldn't they just be attracted to me too, just like every other mare in existence... other than you. Loser."

"That's why I have found a spell to nullify your strange magic!" She chirped, her horn glowing brightly.

You raised your hands defensively. "Ay, chill the fuck out, I don't know what that thing does, bro!" You hop out of your seat and get into some stance as if you had a chance against a literal Magic wielding Princess.

"Relax, Anon, it's just an innocent harmless spell. I won't hurt you. Like I said, all it does is nullify your sex magic." Her horn's glow soon dissipated once she activated the spell on you.

You lower your hands. "Okay then, but that shit better wear off, this is my only source of income now!"

She simply just scoffed and rolled her eyes. "We should probably get leaving now, I don't wanna be..." She checked the time nearby and tensed up. "...LATE! Where has the time gone?! There's no time to catch the train!"

"It's a shame you can't just teleport-" And with that, she teleported you and herself instantly into Canterlot.

"-To locations willy-nilly and you just did. Fantastic." You looked around at the new environment, noticing that you were within another castle, go figure, but this one was much more... spacey than Twilight's. "Soo, uh, what is this place?" You whispered to Twilight up close, eyeing the rather decorative, long table that stood before you.

"We're inside the Canterlot Castle. This room is usually used for meetings with foreign leaders, which is why we're using it."

The sound of a door swinging open caught their attention as two, rather tall and regal ponies walked through it. Twilight was quick to show her respect with a bow, but you on the other hand just stood there like a moron.

"Greetings, princesses." She welcomed humbly, though the response she got was unexpected, to say the least.

"Why hello there~" The large, white one with an ethereal flowing Mane said seductively while looking at you. Oh shit.

Twilight looked between you and the princess, dumbfounded.

"Twilight, who may this fine piece of meat be?" The other one said. It had a much darker coat with a crescent Moon as a Cutie Mark, along with another flowing Mane.

"Celestia? Luna? What's going on?" Twilight stood back up, her eyes wide. "How did my spell not work?!"

You grinned widely. "Maybe my dick is just too strong for you, Twily. Obviously they can't resist it."

"THIS DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE!" She gritted her teeth in confusion and annoyance, among many other emotions.

The two princesses giggled. "Your scent is... exhilarating." The white one, 'Celestia', cooed, licking her lips.

"That's probably because I fucked a bunch of your ponies, so my dick is a mixture of them and me."

They approached you until they stood face to face. Celestia's height was actually about the same as you if you disregarded her long ass horn. Luna's was moreso up to your shoulders. Much taller than any pony you've encountered so far, though. They were so lost in your hypnotizing scent that they almost forgot where they even were. Twilight was just continuing to gawk like a little filly. "I-I need you... right now..."

You backed up a little, but that was futile, as they just walked closer and closer to you until you had nowhere to go. "Alright, fuck it, threesome it is." You held your hand out as a gesture for them to pause. "But you'll be under reasonable circumstances, so quit trying to rape me. You'll get it when I want to give it to you."

"O-oh, right, sorry, dear. You're just unlike anything I've ever seen... I've never felt this turned on before!" Celestia stated sheepishly.

"You and me both, Sister!" Luna stared at your bulge, drooling a bit.

"Woah, you're sisters? Mm, that's kinda hot." You grabbed a seat and pulled it towards you, sitting down in front of them. They sat down on the floor, their hind legs splayed out. As usual, you noticed their sweet nectar soaking their legs. "If you want me to please you, you'll have to please me first." You unzipped your flyer and yanked your pants off, casting them aside. Your growing member could be seen through your boxers as they stared at it, pawing it even. "I'm sure you know what to do." You smiled at them innocently, slowly pulling down your boxers. A magical aura interrupted you and yanked off the boxers before you could even react, the two shoving their muzzle into your manhood and giving it a good sniff. Their warm breath made your member twitch excruciatingly as you clenched your teeth from the pleasant feeling. "Oh Jesus..." Celestia raised her head and started by licking your tip in a circular motion, Luna suckling on one of your testicles gently. You sunk into your seat slightly, your shaky hands hovering over the Sun Goddess' head. She took notice and giggled sweetly.

"What's the matter, sweetie? Too much for you already? Go on, force me to suck on your cock, I don't mind. I like being dominated, actually~"

You looked at her in disbelief. But you couldn't leave that invitation alone! Placing your hands on her head, you grabbed a fistful of her luxurious Mane and push her down to your tip, a low moan escaping her lips and vibrating your member. You heard an audible *pop* as your testicle was released from the Moon Goddess' mouth. She stuck her tongue out and licked your shaft, connecting with her sister and giving her a passionate kiss, only lasting a moment.

"Go on, Anon, facefuck my sister's throat raw!" Luna exclaimed, her hoof pleasuring her burning clit desperately. With that, you pull Celestia down further, shoving half of your cock into her gullet. She gagged and coughed, but kept her composure. You bucked your hips forwards and stuffed her throat even further until you decided to pull out.

Celestia gasped, trying to catch her breath. She gave you a cute little smirk. "Well, what are you waiting for? I'm ready when you are!"

You shook your head a bit, a soft chuckle escaping your mouth. Moving your hand away from her head, you traveled down to her nether region and began to finger at her winking pussy, earning a sharp yelp of surprise from her. You pushed her head down again swiftly while you shoved your cock into her mouth once again, forcibly cramming the entirety of your fat member into her throat. A stream of tears fell from her face as a result, but she didn't lose her composure yet. Picking up the pace, you began to facefuck her steadily, occasional gagging and coughing noises along with moans and groans helplessly coming from her. You shoved all five of your digits into her depths, wanting her to cum all over your hand.

Feeling your climax nearing, you pumped into her throat faster and began to toy at her G-Spot with your fingers, which made her release at the exact same time as you did, causing a low, quiet moan of unbound pleasure from her. "Aw FUCK!" You pulled out quickly to only leave your tip in her mouth and flooded her mouth with your seed, her cheeks bloating even. She swallowed a few times, releasing your tip from her lips and opening wide to present a cum coaxed tongue. Luna pulled her towards her and kissed her again deeply, your baby batter being shared around. Your cock rehardened at the very sight of this. Luna pulled away from her sister, opening her eyes. A thin bridge of saliva fell from them as they giggled. The two faced you with the sexiest looks, giving your 'Little Anon™' some more attention. The two licked at it continuously, cleaning your shaft of the cum that covered it completely.

"I have a different plan for you, Luna." You whispered, casually picking her up and turning her around. Your cock lined up with her tight little ponut, making her become wide eyed, her face flushed.

"Ooh, how naughty. Believe it or not, my sister still has her Anal Virginity." The Sun Goddess winked at you, turning you on even more.

"Well, there's a new for everything." You prodded at her tailhole teasingly, grabbing at her ass with both of your hands.

"G-go ahead, love, I don't mind." Luna was anxious, but wanted to do it nonetheless.

Your cock head pushed forwards, stretching her asshole out as it entered her. She moaned quickly and lowered her head, her lip quivering. You simply ignored her anxiety and skipped the intimacy, shoving a majority of your member into her warm, tight ass as if it were nothing. She screamed loudly in pain through her clenched teeth, tears swelling up, but her sister stifled it by making out with her. She regained her composure as you pushed further, balling your fists. "Th-this is easily the tightest I've fucked..." You admitted, clenching your eyes. You pulled out and thrusted back into her. Boy were you glad you got loved up thoroughly, or you didn't think you'd be able to survive this next level shit. You spread her legs out and continue on with your efforts of anally dominating the Moon Goddess, which she soon found the pleasure of. Her pussy burned so much that it almost pained her.

"F-fuck... ah..." She moaned into her sister's mouth, wiping her tears away. Your breaths sped up with every powerful thrust you made, sweat bullets falling from your face.

"There's no god damn way I'm lasting long with this... this ASS!"

"Good! Plant your white, hot seed into my plot!" Luna begged as she squirted from her winking bud.

"Oh. It. Is. ON!" You arched your back and began to wreck her ass as hard and fast as you could go, helpless yelps and screams being forced out of Luna. Celestia let out a throaty hum and approached you, planting a quick kiss on your lips.

"You're so adorable when you make that face, you know that?" She booed your nose with her hoof.

You gave a quick, weak smile. "I know right?" You jokingly said breathlessly, finally releasing into Luna's ass.

"OH MY STARS, YES! FILL ME UP! ANON!!!" Luna screamed, almost using her Royal Canterlot voice. Pulling out, you watched your batter pour out of her stretched out ass and onto the carpet floor. Celestia licked her open ponut, cleaning her of your cum. You watched this with tired, lidded eyes.

"You two are some dirty ass princess ponies."

"You haven't seen anything yet, darling." Celestia's eyes looked towards you as she gulped down your seed from Luna's full ass.

"I think I can believe that." You responded, walking towards the two. "Now, lay down on your back for me." You clasped your hands together patiently as you look at her with intensity. She nodded and complied, laying on her back with her hind legs spread out, her front legs dangling upwards cutely. You got down on your knees and guided your tool in between her soft crotchboobs.

She looked between herself with widened eyes and smiled. "Are you sure we're the only naughty ones, my little human?"

"Oh, I'm pretty dirty... just ask around." You gave a quick wink, placing your hands on her thighs as you began to titfuck her. "I've always wondered how these felt... I'd argue they're better than the ones I'm used to, to be honest." You looked down at the action and smirked, speeding up your motions. She let out quiet moans of pleasure, watching your shaft thrust in and out between her crotchboobs. You moved one of your hands down to her teats and began to rub them gently. "They're so cute."

She bit her lip and moaned louder as you played with her teats. "Oh Anon~"

You leaned in forwards, hovering over her face. "Tell me what you want." You whispered into her ear seductively, kissing her on the cheek.

"I... I want you to cover me in your sticky cum... please..."

"Good." Your thrusts became quicker, precum oozing out of your tip. The plapping noises grew louder. You looked down again and cupped her tits into your hands to envelop her crotchboobs completely around your shaft. You let out a groan of ecstasy and came, covering her from head to hoof in warm jizz. She let out a submissive whimper and licked her jizz-covered lips.

"My, look at the mess you've made. It seems I best get cleaned up~" Luna nodded her head in agreement as the two licked her up.

You look around to see that Twilight was nowhere to be seen. "Huh. Probably didn't want to see me dominating her leaders." You snickered to yourself. "What say we take this to your room?"

Celestia looked up at you from the ground. "Mmm, what a great idea." Standing up, she opened up the door nearby. "Follow us, dear!" Celestia and Luna took the lead with you following behind them. You noticed them flashing their bits at you for tease you, giggling.

"Oh, your asses are mine." You muttered under your breath.

You laid in the Sun Goddess' bed, sleeping soundly between your princesses as they snuggled up against you will warm smiles. What a great way to end the day.

Well, so you thought, until you were abruptly teleported out of the bed and into Twilight's castle again, your back slamming against the hard, cold Crystal floor. "Gh-!" You quickly stood up, steadying yourself. "Shiet..." You rubbed your back. "What the Hell?! I was totally having a moment there!"

Twilight tried her damnedest not to smite you. "You really need to learn your place here..."

"My place is having sex with whomever I feel like, it's not my fault your damn spell didn't work. You kind of walked right into that one, anyways. But hey, I guess that means it's not a magical phenomenon, right?"

She face planted into the table and let out a groan. "I can't even deal with you right now."

"Ight. Imma go eat." You walked off to the kitchen in a nonchalant manner. "I hope you have more of those cream puffs."