Anon's Spectacular Sex Gig

So, it's been a month since your arrival, and you couldn't be happier. You still debate whether this is real life, actually. If it isn't, then you're just glad it's lasting as long as it has, and you wouldn't want to trade it for anything else.

One particular, purple mare unfortunately doesn't like the fun your having, though.

"ANON! Get in here! I need to have a serious talk with you." Twilight shouted through your door.

You groaned unnecessarily loud in your bed and turned over, a scowl forming. "Fuckin' hell..." Standing up straight, you look at your groggy self in the mirror and put on a fake smile, opening the door. "Whatever could you possibly need?" You say in a blantantly sarcastic tone.

"It's about your recent endeavours." She gestured with her hoof for him to come out of his room. "Meet me in the Dining Hall." Turning away, the princess trotted off downstairs, giving you some time to prepare. You just rolled your eyes and fell back into your bed.

"Sorry, book horse, but you should've woken me up for something more important." You began to drift off to sleep when a bucket of ice cold water was dumped right on top of you without any hesitation. You jolted out of bed at the freezing water and tripped onto the ground miserably, shivering. Before you could even react, you were already downstairs, being seated. Raising a finger in anger, you tried to protest, but that was quickly snuffed when a hoof covered your mouth.

"Anon, please, just listen to me for once." Twilight sighed. She seated herself across from you, her eyes gazing into yours. You sat in silence, eagerly awaiting for her to continue, despite your livid mood. You thought you should give her a chance. "I'm only saying this because I care about your health, but, you need to stop this!"

"It wasn't originally by choice. It's not like I wanted to fuck the entirety of Equestria, but when the chance to do so is right in front of me, I can't refuse that! Do you have any idea who I am?!" You waved your hands around passionately to prove just how serious you were with this.

"I get that you can't stop them. Tartarus, even I can't stop it, apparently! But not only are you doing it recklessly, you're also taking advantage of their emotions by asking for their bits!"

"Pfft, is that really the main point of this? Let me put it to you like this: I am Anonymous, a human. The only human in existence in this entire Universe for all we know. Do you think these fuckers are going to just hire me to serve fast food or build a house? Let alone even treat me like I'm NOT a freakshow?" She tried to respond, but you didn't wait for her to answer. "No! That's the answer! It was a rhetorical question. I make profit off of this now, it's my only source of income for... God knows how long."

"For Celestia's sake, I could just get you a job! It isn't that hard! I'm a princess, hellooo?" She furrowed her eyebrows and stood up, leaning towards you.

You placed a finger on your chin and look up as if you were pondering it. "Nope! Too late now! Word probably already got out about my junk anyways, so not the best time to let possible future customers down." You took a heroic pose, placing your foot on the table with your hands on your hips as you cleared your throat. "For I, the great and powerful Anon will create a harem for all the mares in the world!! For a mare, no greater joy exists in the entire universe than to fuck me, The Ultimate Sex Symbol!"

Twilight pulled her eyelids in pure annoyance and groaned. "Oh, Celestia, smite me where I stand!"

"I don't get why you hate it so much," You take your seat again and stretched, popping your back a few times. "You haven't had a taste of what I've been offering. As they say, don't knock it till you try it." You mused.

Her pupils shrunk a bit. "What are you suggesting?"

You close your eyes and place your hands behind your head. "I'm not suggesting anything, I'm just saying; if you haven't even tried it out, don't judge it." A small smirk appeared on your face. You opened an eye and peered at her. "Unless... you're having second thoughts on it."

She became flushed with red, her eyes darting around a few times. "Uh- no, I couldn't." She was sort of cute when she was flustered, especially in this kind of scenario.

"I won't judge ya for it, I'm great at keeping secrets." You winked at her with your smirk only growing by the second, along with something else confined in your pants.

"It's not that I don't want to... I'm just nervous about my performance. It's been so long since I've even done it with a stallion!" She chewed on her tongue and squirmed in her seat helplessly.

You lean in, your head hovering over the table. "Tell ya what, you show me how you do it and I'll test you on it, maybe teach you a few things here and there."

Her face lit up at the word 'test', all that anxiety being pushed right out of her mind. "Wait, really?! This is my chance to finally learn how to- I mean, yeah, I guess..." Suffice to say, she's already hooked. She fixed herself and shifted in her seat, her eyes gleaming at you.

You stood up silently, a stoic look on your face, and approached her. With every step you took, she slightly lost her composure more and more. If it wasn't obvious enough, she truly hadn't done anything intimate in a long time. You felt sympathetic in a way, knowing she hasn't received any legitimate release for God knows how long. You now stood right in front of her. Taking her hoof, you helped her stand up to face you. "Show me what you know first, I'm sure you're just underestimating yourself." You gave her a welcoming smile as if you were just inviting her into your home or just politely passing by, but this wasn't your home, and you weren't just a random person on the street. You were Anonymous, and she was about to undo your pants to unveil the prize. Her horn lit up and slowly slipped your belt out from your pants, tossing it aside. She was painstakingly slow at the process, but you let it slide. Not many ponies knew how to maneuver clothes made for an entirely different species. She finally got finished unzipping your pants and pulled them down your legs along with your boxers, to which you stepped out of them and kicked them away. The semi-flaccid cock in all it's glory lurched and booped Twilight on the muzzle. Her eyes shrunk even further as she gazed upon it.

"S-so... this is...?" She reluctantly sputtered, looking up at you for a split second.

"Eyup."

"What the heck am I supposed to do with THIS?!" She really didn't want to believe it, but little did she know, you loved having your ego fed. Especially when it came to your friend. Which only made it harder.

"I've heard that sentence being said at least a few dozen times by now. When I say you ponies are flexible, it's no bluff." You winked at her.

Twilight took a whiff at the air and noticed your extremely pungent odor, one that was enough to apparently sway the princesses like it was nothing. She'd be a fool to argue against it too. She was already getting lost in your intoxicating scent, her mouth watering. Snapping back to reality, she took a deep breath in through her nose, and released through her mouth. "Just don't judge me too much, this is the biggest one I've ever had to deal with."

You gave her a quick thumbs up. "You got it, book horse, I won't be too harsh on ya."

Her eyes were now completely fixated on the lurching member in front of her, blinking once or twice in the span of a minute as she mentally prepared herself. She leaned her head in and licked the mushroom tip of your cock, getting a slightly salty, yet strangely delicious taste. She licked it again, this time more thoroughly. Starting at the bottom, she licked all around your tip, lapping at it a few times. She wrapped her lips around it and added suction, causing you to groan just a bit. She added even more pressure to it and dipped her head further down your shaft. You thought she was sucking your entire soul out through your dick. You buckled your knees a bit and placed her hands on top of her head as you couldn't help but squeeze your eyes shut. She shoved your cock further down her throat until you noticed that she had already gulped it down to your entire base. She didn't retract either, instead staying in that position for another thirty seconds with occasional gags and coughs, her eyes swelling up. She pulled away, your cock exiting her mouth as she breathlessly looked up at you with a wry smile. You opened your mouth to say something, but she dove back in, stealing any words you thought you were going to say. She rapidly bobbed her head up and down along your shaft, earning slurping sounds. She moaned following every bob she made, your cock completely coated in her saliva. Her tongue would occasionally swirl around your member as well to add on to the attention you were receiving. This only went on for another minute of her devouring your cock like it was the only one in existence as you climaxed deep within her throat, forcing a few more coughs. She retracted it from her mouth and allowed the spurts of cum to coat her face. One strand covered her right eye, forcing her to close it, while another landed atop her horn. "So... how was I?" She wondered cutely, looking into your eyes with a face covered in your cum.

"That might've just been the best I've ever received. I've gotta... take a seat..." You sat down at the closest chair with a sigh and rubbed your forehead.

"Oh, we aren't done yet, mister." She climbed on top of you and your still hard cock, letting out a giggle. "That was just the oral test. I've got to do one more before I'm satisfied." Her snatch now aligned with your tall, throbbing member. You didn't want to fight it, so you grabbed onto her hips and allowed for her to continue. In one swift motion, your entire shaft was gone, shoved into the depths of this sex crazed mare's pussy like it was absolutely nothing. You noticed a slight bulge in her stomach which outlined your cock. She raised herself and pushed downwards once again, filling her up with your meat. She clenched onto your shoulders with her fore legs and kissed you on the lips before repeating the process, bouncing up and down on your dick ruthlessly with various loud moans mixed in with the sound of plapping and wet squelches. She passionately kissed you further, your tongue intertwining with hers. The two of you fought for control until you gave in and let her dominantly kiss you. Your member twitched within her as if to send a signal that your just about ready to burst at any moment now. She bit your lip and looked back into your eyes, her face not even an inch away. It was as if she knew you were going to cum at any second. "Do it. I want to feel your hot cum within me! Fuck!" She shouted. You dug into her ass with your shaft with a quick thrust forwards and filled her completely, not a single drop of cum dripping out not even once. She rested her head on your chest and moaned out your name one last time.

Standing up, you held her close to you without pulling out. You looked down at the cute princess and noticed she was out cold just like that. You fought back a laugh and brung her to her bed, laying down with her resting on top of you. You threw the sheets over the two of you and drifted off into your slumbers.